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USS freeball bratwurst reporting for duty.

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USS freeball bratwurst reporting for duty.
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>>726879251
brown pudding
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>>726879251
zerobread
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>>726879251
Freeball is not a color, numbnut
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>>726879251
Floral meatloaf
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>>726879251
I hate niggers
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Blue lumberjack sandwich
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>>726879627
You ate a nigger?
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>>726879251
Grey Nicol reporting
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>>726879251
Blue Ramen
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>>726879251
black hotdog...

full thrusters on black hotdog
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maroon pretzel
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>>726879251
Commando Pasta
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>>726879251
"The Grey Doughnut"
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Star date 3/25/2017
Caucasian Free-ball Spaghetti
Signing in.
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>>726879251
The Black Nigress Clit
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>>726879251
Blue and white stripe Apple Hi Chew
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Black Pizza
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>>726879251
The blue spaghetti.

How appropriate
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>>726879251
Black Spaghetti.
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>>726879251
Black Salsa standing by.
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Nude burger standing by
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>>726879251
Black protein bar?
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>>726880356
You eat salsa without chips?
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Welcome aboard the Starship Blue Waffle.
I'm sorry.
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USS Rainbow-Pasta
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>>726879251

USS Red Beans reporting in
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pink salad
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Starship Plaid yogurt reporting.
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USS White Pizza
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Blue Tendies
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>>726879251
Purple tendies
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Green pussy, standing by
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C.S.S Blue Mountain Dew
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>>726879251
Black-Pizza
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hms navy pizza boys
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white cum-stained mexican lasagna
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>>726879251
red ravioli
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Grey loaded potato skins
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>>726879251
Pink Your Mom's Pussy
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>>726880490
Please report to the nearest medical station
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>>726880788
USS Black Hot Dog
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pink squid
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>>726879251
>freeball
>a colour

HMMMMMMM
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USS Blue flowers Miller lite
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>>726879251
I'm african anon :((
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No pussy?
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>>726879251
Green chicken.

Coincidentally, that was my nickname in grammar school.
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>>726879251
Good grief...
"Black Lifesaver."
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Gray Oatmeal, the blandest.
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Blue poptart. All aboard fags
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>>726879251
White salami
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Black Mud Pie
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>>726879251
USS None Leftover Quesadilla

>well that was stupid
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>>726879251
Plaid Chili Fries
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>>726879251
Freballin pizza
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commando pancakes
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>>726879251
Black Peanut Butter
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>>726879251
White ham sandwich standing by
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>>726879251
Black Cock
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>>726879798
never mind that, I want to know where he gets hate-coloured underwear. does it have swastikas on it?
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>>726880626
kek
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>>726879251
uss 404uderwear not found sheep meet
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Plaid chicken sandwhich. I'll fuck you up.
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>>726881471
Fuckin guinea
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Blue egg salad sandwich
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>>726879251
USS Purple French Fry reporting
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USS Black Good & Plenty

>oh god
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>>726879251
Purple Bacon Deluxe
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>>726881764
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Lt. Sir, This is the USS Black General Tso reporting in!
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>>726879251
USS grey pussy
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All aboard the Navy Pudding command!
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black KFC
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>>726881634
I'm guessing it's color is the physical embodiment of hate, you'll become angry just looking at his undies.
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USS grey orange chicken ... very confusing
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Plaid Caesar it is!
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>>726879251
USS blue taco reporting
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>>726879251
USS Tie-Dyed Cheetos
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All aboard the Leopard print girlfriends asshole
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flannel my dogs ass
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>>726879251
USS blue Diamonds Enchilada reporting for duty.
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Vote For Jeff
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A
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>>726879251
Blue Burger
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>>726879251
black Popsicle
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Blue Frosted Flakes, gay.
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Sir, This is the USS Black Spotted Dick..YES I AM BRITISH.
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>>726879251
Blue Combination Pizza
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>>726879251

Black Pussy
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>>726881618
KEK
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USS GRAY TORTILLA CHIPS
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>>726881972
your starship is a shitty chinese restaurant .
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>>726879251
none cordon bleu pizza
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USS Cream Pie. I shit you not.
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USS Comando Picadillo

Fucking awesome.
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>>726882235
oddly enough the mess hall serves really good mexican food ... dare i say, out of this world
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>>726881619
> ratio of female crew on board is above average
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Blue pizza
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White Ramen checking in
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>>726879251
Naked Pizza
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>>726882566
>dare i say, out of this world"
don't
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>>726879251
Black triscuit
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>>726879251
USS Purple Buffalo chicken pizza, reporting for duty.
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>>726881966
Now that's just racist
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>>726879251
blue tacos
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USS Grey Fish
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>>726879251
USS Plaid italian sub reporting for duty
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none pupusas
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No Pasta reporting for duty
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>>726879251
>USS red cum
do I win?
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>>726879251
USS Charcoal avocado
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>>726879251
USS Red Rockets standing by.
..fuck
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White Burger
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USS White with urine fun and shit stains pussy
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Black Biscuit
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>>726879251
USS set up for a rape case.
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>>726879251
USS blue bacon burger standing by.
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>>726885022
Pics for proof
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>>726879251
blue chicken burger
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Blue and red rhombus mash potato
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>>726879251
USS black bratwurst
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Black soup
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>>726879251
USS Black Nutella, reporting in
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Red Perogy standing by.
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USS op is a faggot
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... Green Banana
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>>726886149
Kek
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U.S.S Blue Monterey Melt
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>>726886149
Fpbp
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>>726879251
Grey Egg Roll
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>>726886302
Gay
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USS black grapes
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White eggroll
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>>726886399
Fake and gay
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>>726879251
Grey Chicken Sandwich
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phantom torisozui
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Red Burrito here, joining the fleet.
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>>726879251
Starship Whitepussy
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Grey Cheese Cake
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>>726879251

urban camo pizza??

I wish I could shop it.
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USS Orange Orange awaiting orders
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No >>726879251
None Taco here
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>>726879251

Welcome aboard the HMS Red Manchego Cheese
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>>726879251
Blue Sloppy joe reporting in, I've got your back commander
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>>726879251
Red Taffy
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>>726879251

The Black Cracker
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Black Sausage
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>>726879251
pink chicken and rice soup
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>>726879251
black steak
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The USS Blue Salami
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grey fish stick reporting sir
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>>726879251
white chicken
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>>726879251
USS diaper penis
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GREY PIZZA
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USS Blue Chocolate
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Blue hot pastrami sandwich
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>>726887809
green pizza
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>>726879251
Blue Redvine
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Grey Bratwurst
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>>726887736
wat
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>>726879251
grey beans
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>>726887998
USS Almost trips
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>>726879251
striped yogurt
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>>726879251
black dick
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>>726879251
Blue Burrito
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black paella
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Blue Pizza
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>>726879251
grey cheesecake.
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>>726879251
black fish
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>>726888287
Green Burrito. Good choice of food anon.
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USS Nutsout Nachos
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>>726879251
commando sandwich
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>>726879251
red dick
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USS White Nuts
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Red Honey Wings
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Invisible meatball fully operating
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USS Red Hero
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>>726879613
Trap or woman, also I'm the the Captain of the Blue Ham
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Aye captain, USS black beef reporting
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>>726888829
gyro* retard
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>>726879251
Skipper of the USS Red Mac & Cheese reporting in.
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>>726879251
Black.....wet burrito
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grey pizza reporting for duty.
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>>726879251
FUCK

Black Salsa II standing by as well
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>>726879251
grey-wrap reporting for dooty
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USS Freeball Apple
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>>726889346
>>726880356
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>>726888927
Not a gyro, a shrimp parm hero
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Black Potato, reporting in.
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green bleech
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>>726879251
BLACKPIZZA
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>>726879251
Blue hamburger.
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>>726879251
Black cocaine reporting for duty
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>>726881205
So you're captain of the HMS None None.
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>>726879251
Black phlegm
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Pink Burger

That sounds like vagina hehe
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>>726880219
>>726880726
>>726889687
seeing as i am also the captain of the uss black pizza, it appears we have a small problem.
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>>726890330
A dick swordfight is the only way for you gentlemen to figure out who is the true captain.
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>>726879251
gray chipotle reporting for dutyyy!!
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USS Blue & Yellow Plaid Honey-Nut Cheerios With No Milk
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>>726879251
U.S.S. Black Lambshank reporting for duty
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>>726890471
once i'm done banging all of these green alien bitches
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>>726879251
Calico Bread
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Brown Shit
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>>726879251

The u.s.s black cheese sandwhich.
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The mighty USS Nothing Noodle
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>>726890471
>>726890330
>>726890643
the USS Nutsout Nachos shall over see this battle and shall provide many aliens to have sexual relations with to the victor.
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blue spaghetti with extra cheese and sauce with large meatballs and a side of breadsticks
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Commando Butterfinger
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>>726879251
USS White Bread. Answering all hails.
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White beef. Sounds bad
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>Blue Icecream

Sounds like a real anime
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Blue Gyro
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Black Bacon
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Commando ass
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The Blue Pork Ribs is ready to fight
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USS BLUE BBQ
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>>726879251
Grey pancakes
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>>726879251
Shit stained Cock
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Oooh I get it...

So uh, I'd be the um...

Red Miscarriage?
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>>726879251
Black hotpocket

Makes sense


Plus it was kind of charred
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>>726891736
USS Nutsout Nachos hailing the USS Red Misscarrige you ate an aborted fetus? why?
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>>726879251
Blue waffle
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>>726891954
>>726891954
Captain of the RMC here, because it tastes yummy in my tummy, over.
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USS Commando Strawberry Jelly
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>>726879251
USS Black Nugget reporting in
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USS Checkard Cheeto
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>>726879251
Plaid doughnut
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>>726892432
Captain of the Nutsout Nachos responding, how "yummy" is it and how does it make your "tummy" feel?
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USS Black Gyro
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>>726879251
USS Striped crackers
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Blue Niggercock

yes i'm op
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Freeball Potpie
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>>726879251

USS Bottomless Pizza Pop reporting in
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>>726880858
I have so many questions
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>>726893054
So yummy I'd even call it "nummy", captain. I sucked that red devil straight out of my girlfriends cunt -- RMC
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>>726879251
Orange Omelette
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>>726879251
blue pizza
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>>726894032
BY GOD you sucked that scarlet Satan straight out of her cunt? how much suction power did you need? did you use a plunger? - Captain of the USS Nutsout Nachos
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>>726879251
Yellow submarine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZLIcQf47TQ
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>>726879251
Black kfc ... not even joking
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Blue Pickle
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>>726894286
Had to bend the fabric of space itself, wasted up all my antimatter, but there was no way that cold, clotted nugget of veins, skin and hair wasn't getting nummed by yours truly -- RMC
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>>726886078
its pierogi you mała czarnuch kurwa
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>>726894286
Kek for Scarlett Satan
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The USS Plaid Potatoes
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USSWhite Chocolate online.
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>>726879251
Federation Ship None Jungle Curry holding at the Cromulan Border!
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U.S.S. Commando Pizza.
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>>726894669
fascinating, i'm glad you're on our side captain i wish the best to you and any other of those blush blastospheres you consume - Captain of the USS Nutsout Nachos signing off.
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>>726879251
Black Pringle
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>>726879251
Her Majesty's Australian Starship: Black Bread
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USS Commando Enchilada
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>>726879251
S.S. Red Blueberry reporting for duty
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>>726879251
red sushi
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Starship Burgundy Bagel reporting in. Phazers currently set to fabulous.
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The Striped nutter butter
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>>726879251
USS Skidmark Waffle
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>>726896509
(Don't google that.)
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>>726879251
Navy Fig Bar ready to be tractor beamed, sir
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the grey scrambled eggs
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Plaid Blue Pretzels
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>>726896580
fuck you anon, i do what I want
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HMAS Black Spare Rib
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>>726879251
Blue Pizza
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red smoked salmon sandwich
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>>726897787
sounds like my wife after 2 1/2 hours
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White waffle
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USS Blackburger
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Plaid saltine. Am i federation yet?
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>>726897864
I had a girlfriend whose vagina smelled like week-old ground beef just before her period.
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Blue burek
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Dark Gray Mozzerella Sticks
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>>726898294
at least you got a warning system

>silver lining
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HMCS Red Eggos
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>>726879251
USS White Pizza NCC-6969420
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USS white hotdog reporting in
Ready to go where
No man has gone before
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USS Blue Weiner is on course
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USS black crackers reporting for duty sir!.......lol duty
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Deadpool spaghetti-o's
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Cuisine, the final frontier: these are the voyages of the Gray Burrito
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