Would you fuck a horse for $500?

>>726878515
i would do that for free

uhhh no

i'd pay $500 to fuck a horse

jrhnbr

>>726878515
I'd do it for free.

I'd even wear a mask and film it.

In fact i'd take on any animal.

>>726878515
is 500 all it would cost me to fill that velvety slit with my dick?

im game.

>>726878602
>>726878515
>i would do that for free
/thread

>>726878515
yeah and for $600 i might even fuck your mum

>>726878515
I'm not a whore so no, but if the horse played it's cards right maybe.

gunna need more money than that

>>726878855
>im not a whore
tits or gtfo

>>726878515
If there was no chance I'd get kicked, get shit on or have people find out, yes.

I prefer dogs but for 500 sure.

>>726878845
ohhh shit, sick burn bro!!

>>726878515
as fucking gross as bestiality is, horse vagina looks so similar to humans its grossly enticing

>>726879053
human vagina is objectively disgusting

Real talk. $500 would convince me to fuck a horse off camera, with a condom, no audience, if the horse was restrained so she couldn't kick me to death.

Anything past that would cost more.

>>726879233
U gay nigga

>>726879356
Only fags love pussy.

>>726878515
depends
in the ass? hell no
in the pussy? maybe
in the penile sheath? i'd do it for free
in front of other people? hell no
in anonymity? yes

has anybody here done it? how does it feel?

>>726879233
Got to efuckt and try to find the monster vagina, sht looks like a second mouth and makes a clapping sound when it opens and closes

>>726878688
>>726878602
this so much this

>>726879478
stfu gay

hell I'll let a horse fuck me for free. Only weirdos and fags wouldn't like that

>>726878515
Would fuck a mare, eat her ass and pussy for free

Lets get some horse fucking webms in here

>>726878632
Kys.

>>726878515
I mean you would have to give me some time to get the money together

>>726878515
Id also do it for free. Also moar horse pussy

The most I'd be willing to pay is $100 cause I'm poor. Damn, that horse looks good though.

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>my mind is telling me no
>but my body
>my body is telling me yes

moar

>>726878515
The real question is would you pay 500$ to fuck a horse?

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I'd do it for free, faggot

>>726878515
yeah right in the butt.

>>726881601
but that's a goat...

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>>726881521
>The real question is would you pay 500$ to fuck a horse?

Only if I can pay the horse directly.

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>>726881695

Is it? Now that you mention it, it does look wrong. That's been in my horse porn folder for so long and I've never really liked it. Bye bye it goes.

>>726878515
I don't have $500 fucking dollars, I'm not made of money.

>>726878515
Very high price.
50$ ok

>>726881722
Fuck yes i would fuck a horse

Sure I could use $500 anyways.

>>726881855
>>726881722
>>726878566
>>726878515
i feel like a vagina built to take a rough fucking from a horses dick wouldnt even feel your tiny human penis so why would any of you faggots bother?

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>>726882162

Horse G-spot is like 2 inches inside their pussy. If your dick is too small to reach that kys

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The perfect girl!

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one horse dick pic because this reminds me of a horse I used to ride, even though he was a gelding. don't ask for more because I'm leaving the thread after I post this.

>>726882162
uhh... so you would only do it if you could get the horse off too?

Also, 500 is pretty steep, but if i had the money, absolutly!

>>726882271
jesus really? whats the point of that if a horse has a fucking 24 inch dick.

>>726878515
make it $50,000 and you got a deal

>>726882162
are you actually dumb?
when horses mate with mares they just want to cum in there,usually takes 4-5 penetrations and that's it,the mare gets no pleasure from it
now imagine a human's dick,constantly hitting their weak spots over and over again for a much longer time then what the mare is used to

>>726882407

That's the opposite of perfect. Horses are beautiful animals. Pretty much all humans have flaws. Horse vaginas are nice for what they are, but human pussy is so much hotter.

any dogs....for science.

>>726882407
Gtfo horses only

>>726882599
sorry im not well versed in fucking horse anatomy. kill yourself faggot.

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>>726882624
The perfect girl!

>>726878515
No im saving my penis virginity for a girl

>>726878515
Oh course
I'd fuck a horse
500 and I'd fuck you too.

>>726882764
well now you have ascended
sorry if i was a little too rude,i'm having a bad day.

>>726882162

I've heard from monster girl fans that horse pussy is actually tight and very sensitive to stimulation.

>>726882407
>>726882767
are these fucking shopped? excuse my ignorance
>>726882764
also KEK

>>726882926
no they're actually real

disgusting.. don't you guys get diseases?

we need more webms

>>726883092

Vaccinated horses don't carry diseases. You have a way, way higher chance of getting a fatal or otherwise incurable disease from a human.

>>726883092
are you implying that these webms are OC?
highly fucking likely/10

>>726878515
Depends; If it's clean then yeah. No condom cumming.

>>726878515
that's a lot to pay just to fuck a horse

>>726883297
i hope so
never seen anything related to any of these

>>726878515
>FOR 500 dollars
huwhat?!

No but I would
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>>726883501

I fucking wish mine were. I want to fuck a horse so bad. I mean I want to fuck a human woman too, but horses are so hot too.

>>726883589
i'm not on that level
if the chance comes up i would gladly take it but never over a human woman because i don't want to commit social suicide

>>726882926
they're not shooped

>>726883589
same. personally i feel as if mare pussy is so exotic and different, not to mention the taboo of it is appealing by itself, that i'd never forgive myself if i couldn't bang one at least once in my life. no idea how to go about such a thing though.

>>726883751

Well no shit retard, I would never tell a chick I was into horses. I'd rather have a relationship with a human, but horses are there, and they love you a lot more, and want the dick just as bad as any horny girl.

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>>726883909
this

>>726882271
That is one nice pounding, the men are way too passive in most of the horse fucking i've seen. I mean come on, these vaginas are violated by infinitely more violent cocks, fuck it like it's your last day on earth.

>>726884158
gotta compensate am i right?

>>726882271
That is how an animal should be fucked

>>726878515
Id fuck a horse for $5

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>>726878515
Reminder that horsepussy constricts on the slightest touch and will clamp down on your cock and milk it hard

Bump because I have no clue where else to find stuff like this

>>726885246
There's a big 10gb porn file on TPB, called the Best Mare Pack. Fap to it often

>>726885246
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/Videos/

If it 404s it will come back up. Give 10 mins then try again. Can't take too many visitors.

>>726878515 (OP)
Shit nigga gimme $250 and I'm down

>>726885246
Search luxuretv and go to "extreme" in the list. You'll cum hard.

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>>726885368
I have no clue what I'm doing

>>726885600
>mobile
Give up now

just search it up on duckduckgo on pc

>>726879321
where can i contact you?

>>726885454
Aw shit nig, thanks

>>726885454
Any dolphin or deer in there?

At the moment I would do it for $500. Quick question. Do I have to cum or is it like fuck it for 60sec and I get the money?

>>726886058
Guys fucking dead deer? I'm in

>>726883839
>mare pussy is so exotic
this holy shit wish i had a horse

>>726885454
my fucking god that's the best archive i have ever seen
thank you based anon

>>726886058
fun fact, one of the sets in there is the hunter that shot a deer, dragged it back to where he was gonna cut it up and fuck it. he posted the set on 7chan and thats what killed the bestiality board,. /be/ got put back up, he came back and posted the same damn set and killed it again

>>726886674
deerfucker!

>>726886674
Guess this means there's no vid of someone fuckin a live deer

Hell yes, I hear that they have really good muscular manipulation down there too, so I wouldn't last long anyway

>>726886566
don't we all? i even live in a rural areas full of farms and stables. i don't think i'd ever get the balls to go fence hopping though.

>>726886674
He sounds like the kind of guy I want to go hunting with.

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>>726887180
>>726886566
>You will never have a nice ranch house outside the city with a cute white mare with a pink pussy to fuck everyday

>>726881695
>>726881933
It's a horse. I have the video.

>>726885454
>Stallion and women folder is empty

i fuck a horse and give you 500 dollars

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what if u fuck a horse and it kicks you back and breaks ur dick

>>726888033
If a horse doesn't want to be fucked it'll tell you long before it kicks you. Kicking happens if you force the matter.

A mare in heat, however, is the biggest slut on 4 legs.

>>726888189
I've heard stories of mares in heat actually hitting on people around them.

Y'all niggas flooding the site. Let somebody else jerk off

I want to fuck a female bear. not a big ass full grown one.. maybe a nice small one that just became sexually aware.. some tranquilizer, some rope.. my dick.. and its party time

>>726888033
i have titan in my penis

>>726878515

>>726882410
Migrate boys

>>726878969
A U T I S M
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>>726888282
I would go tag team with you on that one. Bears are majestic creatures

>>726878515
No, I wanna keep my sanity

>>726882271
>>726882176
>>726882094
I was the OG poster of these lol
They came from gaybeast.com

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good links for any hq horse fucks??
http://pornscum.com/video/1779/

ITT: Eternal virgins

How fucking pathetic and sick in the head do you have to be?

>>726888277
F5'd the page
never again

>>726888922
where do you think you are

videos_zoofilia.org/video/24253/cowgirl-style

Remove the underscore

>>726888880
>http://pornscum.com/video/1779/
C'mon, man, just post the vid if you have it. Don't drag us through malware.

I'd fuck a horse for free. I already fuck my dog. She's so tight and warm

>>726889650
what race is she?

>>726878515
Sure. I usually have to pay a lot more.

I'd pay to fuck one

>>726889216
The dog is either moaning or really pissed.

>>726890780
They moan like that when they're in heat. My dog does that too when she rides me.

>>726890904
Damn... and now I'm a dog person.

>>726891089
videos_zoofilia.org/video/24261/big-dick-in-bitch

Then you'll really like this one.

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>>726885454
you are an anon above anons my friend

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>>726891668
Lol, thought the dog was going to bite his dick off at the end.

I don't have that kind of money

>>726881933

is that jizz or discharge?

>>726882926
ofcourse they're shopped

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Doesn't demand child support
Doesn't ask for alimony
Doesn't bitch about your non seven figure income
Doesn't demand to live in Mc Mansion

Woman BTFO.

dt

>>726894589
>hurr I don't need women as long as I have my fleshlight
This is what you sound like. Go get laid you fucking loser.

>>726886674
Ahh, I found it odd that that board was so suddenly taken down. Now I get why.

>>726885454
how do i save from it? like the entire folder?

dropbox mirror is down

>>726895674
right click and click save as.

You might need VLC media player to play the more exotic extentions. You can play wmv just fine with degault player.

>>726878515
i would, but i only have $350

Could some /bros share some nice beast links ... Pornsocket its done for

>>726895949
why is it done for?

>>726886674
Anybody have this?

>>726878632
I bet you fuck dogs faggot

I would do it for free tbh

>>726896473
Not a bad thing lol

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amateur

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>>726878632

>>726878515
I only have to pay $500?
Hell yes.

>>726896122
No more animal category

Has anyone here ever sniffed/smelled a horse cock or pussy? How does it smell like?

>>726896928
Uh yeah this is, go look under category, it's the first one

>>726897319
Pretty much like an unwashed human cock or pussy.

>>726897698
(I worked on a farm that raised horses for a while, and no, I didn't fuck any)

>>726897698
Must smell horrible then. Wonder if people wash it before going at it.

>>726898101
How badly do you regret your foolish decision?

>>726898126

like they have that sort of time?

>>726898190
Just Windex and wipe, literally 10 seconds max.

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Sure. Who do I write the check to?

>>726878566
>>726878515
This vagina is seriously one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

tf wrong with you niggas

>>726897698
Thanks for answering! I think I would enjoy sniffing it then :3 love that dirty scent

>>726898184
A bit.

The closest I got was a mare who was in heat, and she presented herself to me (with the raised tail and clitoral winking and such).

We didn't have a stallion around then, so I fisted her right in the field.
I always heard that it's more humane to do that than just leave them to ride out the heat without any release. Must really suck to be that horny any not be able to do anything about it...

She squatted down and took it like a champ, then squirted all over my arm.
It was amazingly smooth inside, not like a human vagina at all. And they have powerful squeezing muscles.

>>726880097
Mr Hands? back from the dead?

how long are you staying?

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>>726882407
>>726882767
Gonna need a horse with a human vagina please.

>>726898961
>It's humane to fist a horse in heat

MY SIDES!

Hell no guy

>>726899250
And your experience comes from over two decades raising and breeding animals?

Oh wait, that's me.

So, you're just some ignorant asshole on the internet?

>>726899314
Hell yes buddy

Is OP Mister Hands?

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>>726878515
I'd pay $500 to fuck a horse.

Are you propositioning me, anon?

>>726899418
Mister hands was killed after getting his intestines shredded by the suction.

>>726879321
fuck condoms! id do it on video rawdog

Seems a bit low. Could you do like $5000?

Id pay 500 to fuck a horse cock..
yes I am Gay faggot, no need to tell me

>>726899823
There's a guy that died from that.

>>726899961
yeah that was me, but at least I got all 25 inches in?

>>726879321
Calling all horse fuckers.
Is there really any chance to get kicked when fucking one?

>>726879321

The horse would only kick you if she didn't want to get fucked, in which case you'd be raping her, in which case you deserve to get kicked to death.

Mares will ask for it when they want it.

>>726900140
Idk anything about horses other than they're fucking hot, but, I bet it depends on if the horse is nice or not in the first place.

>>726900140
>>726900146

>>726900146
So would you need to wait for them to be in heat or could you do something to make them horny?

>>726878845
woahhhhh, what, what, what? Crazy man, you sure got him.

>>726900317
Depends.
Usually they'll only ask for it when they're in heat.

But if they've had sex with humans before, some will get horny if you rub them a little, and they'll squat and wink and such just like when they're in heat, and you can go for it.

And some of them don't really pay much attention and will just ignore you if you fuck them, but I don't approve of that... And that's where you're liable to get kicked.

I'd do it for free dude.
Horse pussy looks so nice and I've read it basically milks your cock.

>>726889455
this

>>726878515
>>>/mlp/ is that way thank you

>>726900766
Well, I mean, I don't really approve of any of it, but that doesn't mean the thought is any less arousing.

Probably best left to the realm of fantasy though, reality can be gross and disappointing

>>726901099
>Blue board

>>726895130
link?

>>726878515
Only if it's JRHNBR

>>726878515
god damn, that pussy and asshole look Delicious as fuck. I've ALWAYS wanted to eat out horse pussy. I've only eaten out dog pussy. My GF said she wouldn't mind me fucking a mare and her blowing it at the same time or even eating it out while I fuck her. GOD I wanna fuck a horse in the ass so bad.

What would a horse want with my $500?

Where can I find some willing farmer to let me at his animals in QLD australia?

>>726901895
Honestly, if I owned a farm, I would. It would cost them AT LEAST 200. that's being fair.

GF and I were talking and she's the one that actually brought up the idea of "We can let people use our horse for their kinky needs"

>>726901977
Mate i'd pay $500 for an entire day with every animal you had.

>>726902295
as long as you don't get my horses pregnant, I'm ok with it :^)

As long as you don't hurt them. My only policy is to not ACTUALLY harm them. Otherwise, stick your dick in it's ass and cum as much as you can.

>>726901977
Child porn is illegal, banable offense.
Beastiality is illegal, and child porn because animals are all under age, no ban. Fucking bullshit

$500,000.00 and I would give it some serious consideration.

>>726901352
To what? The beast board got taken down cause nobody was moderating it.

>>726902435
I won't hurt them, i'll just get them off multiple times.

Plus you get paid, so it's win/win.

>>726878845
zomg destroyed xD

>>726902435
>as long as you don't get my horses pregnant, I'm ok with it :^)

Human dna isn't compatible with other animals anon.

>>726902782
This too.

I might cum enough to get them pregnant in theory, but our DNA won't match and the egg will reject my sperm.

>>726902437
different states find a difference between "Unlawful" IE a ticket and a fine vs "Illegal" which is fucking stupid.

It's your property, if you wanna have sex with your husky, go for it. The only thing I would ask is if they are uncomfortable with it, don't do it ya know? I had the chance to fuck my friends dog but I couldn't go through with it cause the look on her face. I ate her pussy tho. It tasted sweet.

>>726902582
True. THO I would say, as long as you don't have any disease, sure, cause if more than 1 person is fucking my horse, I don't want them catching shit. I would make people sign a waver stating "The owner of said animal is not liable for injury in any sexual activity that the customer may have with it"

>>726902782
See :^)

>>726902866
>TFW you will never have a centaur child
:(

>>726902939
No diseases here, absolutely clean.

Are you in australia?

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>>726878515
I'd fuck one for free

>>726903050
Nah, america. sorry dude. Maybe one day. But this wont be any time soon.

>>726903092
>Send this girl your
WHAT? WHAT DO SEND HER? OH GOD HELP /b/!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE NEEDS! WHAT IF SHE'S IN TROUBLE!!

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>>726902866
>>726902782
Dumb fucks, dumb fucks everywhere.

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>>726902437
I'd let a 50-year old turtle suck me off

This thread is a disappointment I wanted to see chicks getting fucked by animals

>>726903392
literally google it anon. If you can't use google you're retarded.