Professional reddit commentor here. Debate on me on any topic

Forth not thorth

>>726843674
You took the bait like a champ, you are clearly more intelligent than most on this board. So I'll let you choose any topic to debate me on. How be it?

>>726843904
That's ok I only masturbate here go debate with your yourself.

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Which is the correct froggo?

>>726844198
You realise by masturbating you are depleting your body of valuable minerals and nutrients, I find the best way to go about not masturbating is focus on hobbies such as watching and discussing anime.

>>726844360
Clearly the red and black one, at the bottom left corner no doubt about it!

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>>726844615
I like anime have you seen my favorite one (pic related)

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>>726845137

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>>726845137
>>726845766
Are yes spiderman. A classic anime definitely within the best top 40 animes of all time without a doubt. It's a nice to have a civil discussion on this board, I was warned not to venture on to here by some of my fellow redditors but clearly they we're wrong.

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Rare Bananaman coming through

>>726842750
I do drugs.
Mainly heroin.
Fight me irl.

>>726846479
I haven't left my room in the last three weeks, so where would you propose this fight takes place?

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>>726842750

>Be m'e
>Trying to impress m'lady
>Show her the incoherent babbling of /b/tards and how I easily mastered them with my intellect
>"Surely you'll sleep with m'e tonight, m'lady?"
>Mfw she's walks away as fast as possible

>>726846611
On the Astral plane chucklefuck.

>>726846611
*snickers* unless you are chicken.
*I say as one blood red wing appears on my back*
I won't even need to use 50% of my power.
*blocks ur path*

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>>726844615

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>>726846771
Try again inbred.

Would you rather fight 100 man bear pigs or 1 pig man bear?

Hey Reddit-fag while you're here check out a couple of our famous trap threads. Where you can argue about if traps are gay (hint: only if you take their cock inside you).
Also would you suck a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
Don't miss out seeing as you're here.

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>>726846681
Actually me and my fiancee are very happy together, I consider myself a modern feminist and so she wears the pants in this household.

>degenerates questioning by courting abilities.

>>726847109
*points glorious nippon Steel katana at you*
I'm about to Inbread you into the ground.

>>726847293
So a handy is acceptable?

>>726847404
NO because that's inside your closed hand.

>>726847231
I would say probably 1 pig man bear as 100 man bear pigs is likely to overwhelm me pretty quickly with the sheer number of them, despite the 1 pig man bear would most likely be stronger.

However this answer is heavily debatable and without much statistics currently available as to how the fight would likely be ended it's certainly difficult to say.

>>726847515
So open hand, friction then. Like an Indian burn.

>>726847645
Rosey palms

>>726847645
Clearly you've never given an indian burn.

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>>726847369
Your steel katana is no match for my sharp feodra throwing skills, peasant please try again with a more coherent answer.

Fuck off, faggot. I bet I have more Karma than you.

>>726847871
Unlikely.

My knowledge of philosophy and social sciences knows no bounds, so please take these microaggressions somewhere else as they certainly aren't welcome in this thread.

I think we can all agree this kind of behaviour is unacceptable and I think the whole of /b/ stands behind me.

>>726847840
Hahaha we shall see
*dashes at you at high speed*
*tosses you in the air*
Is that all you got?
NOKI TORUTA SHEPPUUKANJIKE!
*slashes at you 1million times.*
...heh..

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I don't want it to seem like I'm throwing /b/ under the bus. But it has gotten a bit worse around here. We should acknowledge the pressure of feminism to flat out change what we do around here. Maybe we should lay down the law before the inevitable crushing defeat. Maybe Reddit-fag can run over the basics for us and roll out a plan for change.

>>726842750
Marine Le Pen is funded solely by Russian banks and as such has Russian interests at heart.

>>726848371
Bounces back from the pathetic attempt at my life.
Takes a deep breath and launch 30ft in to air.
Takes off fedora, and throws it over 100 miles an hour in your direction, survival from such a throw is unlikely.
Takes a bow, and prays that my atheist views may be wrong, and that you are in a better place.

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>>726842750

FUCK YOU LEDDIT PLEBBIT FEGGIT

>>726848790
We're already in a better place than you.

>>726848674
Marine Le pen is a right wing Nazi alt-right sympathiser and as such I don't wish to give her any more attention by debating you on such a topic.

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>>726848908
Survival from such a throw is 0.62% and from what I've seen of from the scene of carnage before me no move has been detected. A sad but necessary defeat of a Nazi Internet troll.

>>726849070
She can't be a Nazi as she is not a member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party which no longer exists. The regressive left use the term incorrectly so often it just shows a real ignorance about history.

>>726849267
Stop using Nazi incorrectly.

>>726848475
A good suggestion I'm glad you are willing to see the error in your group's way of thinking. Feminism is here and it is going away, to be against feminism in 2017 is not just laughable but abhorrent, please recognise this and take immediate action to correct the behaviour of your fellow 4channers.

>>726848475
Nice ass

>>726849070
Hah I rekt you faggot

>>726849987
>rekt
Oh please, if you are going to boast of beating me in an argument at least you Oxford dictionary standard English.

>>726848371
nothin personnel... kid...

>>726850630
Grammar check. Please proof read before posting to /b/. Also a dictionary is a repository of spelling not the rules for using language.

>>726850830
I find your microaggressions alarming to say the least, but I will continue to debate you even though I find your views completely bigoted and abhorrent as I consider myself pro free speech.

>>726850630
>>726850630
I beat you in debate because you have no knowledge of the French elections. Any attempt to debate now will show that you had to look up information. Faggot.

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>>726851054
Would you say I have triggered you?

>>726851025
What microagressions? I even asked with a please. Can you please also clarify why you insist on misusing the word Nazi while claiming intellectual superiority.

>>726851203
Not even close, but I'd say I triggered you.

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>>726847348
Is this your fiancee?

>>726851288
This is a new kind of Nazi debating strategy, where they question you on if you even know what a Nazi is to try to distance themselves from the label.

>>726851498
No however I find that picture grossly offensive as it demeans the female species.

>>726851501
No SJW's use the term Nazi which refers to a defunct German political party and movement when they actually mean racist.

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>>726851646
If you find that demeaning then don't look at this

>>726851770
Racist and Nazi are virtually the same thing, although Nazi being more fascist in tone and nature. I also don't understand the term SJW as I find it grossly inaccurate, as we instead fight for social change and fair justice in an unfair and unjust society.

>>726851646
What are your thoughts on abortion and why are you pro choice?

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>>726842750
>Transposition of "th" and "f"
Nigger detected.

>>726851984

This is messed up. What did the turtle do to deserve that.

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>>726851984
Have you ever been inside a pussy other than your mum's?

Because why would you have this saved on your hard drive, unless you like masturbating to material like this?

>>726852115
No they are not the same thing. Nazi specifically refers to members of the National Socialist German Workers' Party. As you were so quick to call the Dictionary in to play go and look the meaning of the words you use up.

>>726852212
He was a racist.

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>>726852295
What? It's a funny image. Princess gets her revenge on Bowser.

>>726842750

Badhatimus Dumbass

I'm sure you are the best debater of all time in your mama's basement.

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>>726842750

>>726851646
>female species
???

back in moot days you would have been banned for being a faggot. fucking gook moot ruined this place

>>726847348
>I consider myself a modern feminist
So you must hate yourself for being born a man then?
>She wears the pants in this household
I bet she turned you into a cuck.

/b/ -1 Reddit -0