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Any Medfags here? What the fuck is happening with my penis?

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Any Medfags here?
What the fuck is happening with my penis?
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>>726842440
medfag here, your dick is gonna fall, better luck next time.
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>>726842440
Seems like a normal dick to me.
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is kill :(
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>>726842440
what the fuck is that nigga what the fuck my god. i hate you.
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>>726842440
Professional 30-year medfag here

OP you've got a severe case of faggotry. I am so sorry to inform you that you have only 24 hours to live.
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>>726842440
Rare case of Sponge dick square thumbs. Sorry anon, dick is going to fall off.
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show us a boner
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Dude, stop jacking off, holy christ.
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>0 results on google reverse

Anon, I ...
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Super AIDS
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What the fuck
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Keratinization
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It's just wet like had crinkle after bathing
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Coral reef dick tip
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>>726842440
OP your parents didn't love you enough to get you circumcised.
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>>726842440
Did you spend too long in the pool, OP?
Holy shit
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Are you.. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?

No wait... Is it really true that someone in this world can actually
Make a post THIS retarded??!!

I mean, wow you can post a picture of a retartet penor here, but fuck, you really ARE a FUCKING MONGOLOID.

THIS SHIT MAKES ME so FUCKING INFURIATED.
How, HOW, can you be SO FICKING RETARDED that you make a post like this?

You think its funny this board is dying? You think you got the power to do that? WELL, let me tell you something... You, YES YOU! Are the cancer we DONT want to see on our beloved board!

FUCK im so angry. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHY?!

Ive reported you to the ADMINS and MODERATORS. Soon they will get you. They will find you and they WILL ban you.

FUCK IM SO DONE HERE
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>>726842440
That is one wrinkly schlong.
feelsbadman.jpg
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>>726842440
who fuckign holds their dick at the end like it is nothing wtf is wrong with you ??
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>>726842440
looks like a really fucking awful case of fordyce spots
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>>726842440
kek your dick is turning into bubbles
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>>726842703
ur funny
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DId this happen during puberty then?
started with vertical lines then horizontal lines forming the small bulbs?
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>>726843019
Holt shit, Ive never seen someone so autistic. Wtf was that?
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Pearly Penile Papules
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>>726842440
wtf
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Looks a bit dry. Get some moisturiser from your girlfrie... oh
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Time for a serious answer. It looks like a fungi. I had something that looked similar on my armpits. Would suggest washing vigorously with some anti dandruff shampoo
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either you need lotion or stay out of high humidity whatever
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>>726843279
that's different
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>>726843279
but on his meatus bro like what
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RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>726843001
you wouldn't circumcise a female, why a male?
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>>726842440
Either this happened all at once and you should go to a doctor, or it happened gradually and you should have done to a doctor ages ago.

Or you should stop soaking your dick in water for the attention.

In any case, stop being an idiot.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
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Yo dick has taste buds.
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>>726842440
Hpv maybe?
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>>726842440
Youve been struck by Ledirtycheesedick go to the hospital now before it falls off
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Medfag here. Urologist luckily enough and this is a symptom of constant masturbation. Completely normal. Your just getting wrinkles from constantly manipulating the genitals for personal pleasure.


I would just suggest a bit of a hiatus for a week of two, give ye ole boy a rest, and apply lotion to clean up and moisturize the skin. Any household lotions will do.


I would only worry if you're having problems getting an erection or having problems when urinating for it could be a sign of too much fapoeninginginging nigger nigger nigger nigger cunt cunt cunt faggots fucking assholes Miley cyrus' clitoris
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>>726843788
>are small protuberances that may form on the ridge of the glans of the human penis
>form on the ridge
>on the ridge
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>>726842440
and they said uncutfags had perfect dicks
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>>726843985
u almost made it bro

i warned u about trolling bro
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>>726843985
why the meltdown??
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I fapped
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>>726844000
maybe anon has a fucking sourround ridge. idk. maybe its some wart shit or harder skin due to excessive masturbating.
>also checked
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>>726842733
Should watch where ya stick your dick
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>>726842903
This
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>>726842620
How.. The... FUCK is this normal?
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>>726842440
Drink water dickhead!
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>>726842440
Dude. Not a med fag but current 1 week into a 4 week antifungal treatment for a fucked up dick.
Different symptoms to you.
Yours is really bad. Seek help anon. Dont just hope it'll all be ok. You could easily loose your dick.
You've nothing to lose by going to see a Dr.
Head to your nearest walk in centre. Phone 101 if you're unsure where or just consult the NHS website.
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>>726842620
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NORMAL!?
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>>726842440
Wtf is that?! That looks like a fucked rash or fungus. Where have you been sticking your dick and do you bathe?
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>>726844605
> nothing to loose

Imagine living in a third world country like the usa or fucking congo
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>>726842440
It's turnind into Sponge Bob, clearly.
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>>726842620
Look at the head.
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>>726842440
Oh my god
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that looks fascinating, how does it feel?

also stop fapping so much jezus
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>>726842440
Sorry OP you got a rare case of faggotites. Your going to die soon better get a nut in while you can
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>>726842747
ooo ouch so it is real..... dam.
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>>726842703
masively underatted
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>>726843019
this board has been "dying" for 10 years and will be dying for 10 more
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>>726842440
Holy Shit dat tissue damage
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>>726844917
holy shit it looks like carpet
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>>726844336

What's taking place here?
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>>726844799
>>726844675
>>726844410
OH JEEZ I DID NOT SEE THE CORAL REEF THAT WAS ON HIS DICK OH MY GOD THAT IS SO NOT NORMAL I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
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>>726845228
Looks like someone wants a bigger pee hole
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>>726844957
>>726842440
For real op, thats a fungus. When did it start, what have you been doing, and where have you been?
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>>726844917
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
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>>726843316
>>726844605
>>726844699
>>726844917
>>726845152
>>726845363
I'm actually beginning to think that this is actually fungus.
today Op lost his penis
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>>726842440
Looks like this
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Guys it's normal. If he has a boner it'll look like everyone else's
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post boner pick RN
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>>726842440
can you taste stuff with your dick?
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>>726842440
post erection
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>>726842440
Just looks like a shit ton of mini skin tags to me
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>>726845565
Fungus
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>>726845551
kek
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>>726842747
I would feel sorry for OP but he's scared me for life...
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>>726845464
FUCK I LOST
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>>726845565
Please stick to not being a doctor
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>>726842440
AIDS
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>>726842440
>>726844917
It's gonna get worse before you die OP
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>>726842440
it's just genetics.

atavism from when humans had spines on their dicks.
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Post another pic OP
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>>726845724
>>726844917
Mmmm, caviar.
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>>726842440

looks like a fungus
go see a doctor
treatment should be some ointment
you'll be fine
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>>726845675
Why would I be a doctor? I'm not the forehead dot kind of brown.
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>>726842926

dickhead don't do that tho
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>>726842440
you have a super evolved penis to tickle the lady's g-spot. Lucky OP
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I see OP has abandoned thread to
sob.
Genuinely feel bad for the guy.
A LESSON TO YOU ALL! DONT IGNORE YOUR SICK DICKS!
Gawd bless the NHS
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>>726842440

If you are going to ask any actual medfags we need a bit more info... any other symptoms / illness? Any medications you are on? etc....
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>>726843316

>a funghi

>a fungi

learn2grammar
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>>726842440
doctor here: your dick is rejecting you. you must stop masturbating and become a caged sissy who only cums from his ass in order to save it.
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>>726844699
>>726845363
>>726842440
Op go to the doctor immediately and it'll be cured by simply taking special antibiotics. Wait too long, and youre getting a needle in your dick. Im dead serious about that last part.
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y r u in water
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holy shit, i wouldn't wish this to my worst enemy
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>>726842440
I'm a med. It seems like Bowen's disease of the gland. Go see a doctor as soon as possible
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>>726843208
coppypasta
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>>726842440
Isn't this normal for cutfags though?
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>>726842440
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>>726842440
Cut one of the protuberances off. For science.
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>>726846596

cutfag here

no.
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>>726842440
I have this but who gives a shit

It goes away when you have a boner. How many people are going to see your flacid dick? Not a problem.
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>>726842620
found the american
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>>726846762
post before and after boner please
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>>726846596

am cutfag
no
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>>726842440
your peter got tongue skin on it.
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>>726846762
Enjoy your slowly worsening medical condition.
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>>726846762
Kek. No, just no.
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>>726846668
Fucking kek
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>>726846969
/fedoratip
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>>726842440
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>>726842903
No.
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>>726844336
This is a meatotomy not circumcision
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>>726843019
nice pasta
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>>726844070
Who's they?
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>>726846832
absolutely desperate
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>>726846668
we didn't listen
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>>726843290
Swear to god that dude is throwing up pure gatorade
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>>726847551
>something, something drop your phone, something, laying down.
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>>726842440
I growed up in a farming community. seen lots of dicks like yours. get rid of that week old calf tied in your backyard and use your hand like the rest of us
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>>726842440
wtf dude it looks like a carpet
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>>726842440

Actual med here.

Your skin is dry to the point it's totally dehydrated. This can be caused by infection in the skin around the affected areas, typically these types of infections are gained through contact with a foreign substance. Poor hygiene can be a factor, but I'm not trying to accuse you, I'm just giving you the information.

I recommend you visit a doctor for a proper analysis because a picture can only tell me so much.
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PLEASE SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD THIS IS 4CHAN GOLD RIGHT THERE
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>>726843985
Troll bot experiencing rampancy
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How the fuck do you get trench foot on your dick?
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>>726846879
Kekd
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>>726843935
Yes is HPV
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>>726843788
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

Not, is not Hirsuties, is HPV
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>>726842440
Nigga yo shit turnin into bratwurst. I suggest a muhfuckin bun n some mustard
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You got mutilated as s child and you dick has no foreskin protecting it from getting try and fucked up.
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You just rip that fucking skin off your finger and don't do anything?
What the fuck are you, OP?
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>>726848596
Well considering where we are he's probably a former navy seal
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>>726842440
>>726846668

Dude you could almost find a NEMO on your glans
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>>726842440
Penis surgeon here. That is a clear cut case of super aids
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>>726846762
Virgin fag detected.
Obviously you've never had a girlfriend. One day if you ever do, you'll find out that you won't ONLY see each other naked when you're about to fuck.
Bitches like playing around with dicks, even when not hard.
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>>726848781
Whoa!
Nice find anon. My screen cant zoom that much, so i cant see it.
But thanks for showing us.
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Nigga has alligator shaft but I think the head part is able to stick. to walls like geckos feets. You have a gecko-peck-o lol
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>>726849281
>gecko-peck-o

Let's try if he is able to attach on the ceiling with it
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