what does /b/ do for a living?

Oilfield service work. Much monies in exchange for long hours in any weather from -55 to +35°C.

Im still living in my mom's basement

>>726836981
Student and odd jobs

i jo to various types of pron and I'm a total degenerate for a living.

>>726837206
What kind of odd jobs?

Programmer. It's not hard but it's mind-numbing. I'm working on investing in real estate so I can retire and then spend my time dancing, kickboxing, and drawing pictures.

>>726836981
fast food backline, im waiting for college offers, the pay does not worth the work though.

Trying to draw a comic which will fail for sure

Fire alarm technician in Nova Scotia.

>>726837206
Hb even jobs?

>>726837246
Well today im taking pictures for a sorority lunch event

I am a professional CTR working to get this shit site shutdown.

>>726837312
Hb?

Retailer a couple hours a week for fun. Main income is a couple thousands a month from renting apartments

>>726837345
K

Carpenter.

>>726836981
Author

Chef at Wendy's

I eat and sleep to stay alive, if that's what you mean.

>>726837489
You mean unemployed

Work at a homeless shelter. Place is fucking haunted. Combine that with all the drugged out people there and its pretty interesting.

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>>726836981
This

>>726837133
>Canadian detected

>>726837505
>>Wendy''s
Chef...lol

>>726837317
that doesnt sound odd, that sounds pretty cool.

>>726836981
asparagus and radish farmer.

I work part time 11$ an hour
sucks balls
I want to get a trade or figure something out so I can support myself.

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Accountant

>>726837807
I fucking hate lvl.

>>726837984
i bet your coworkers loved the office.

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corrections officer

IT Dispatcher for a production floor at a vehicle manufacturer.

>>726838103
Whats that?

Your mom

>>726837278
what languages?

>>726837683
Well no, I'm a development consultant by actual profession. That's a fairly lucrative career actually. But I like identifying with the more glamorous side job of author, which is so far barely breaking even. I fucking hate honesty, but there you have it.

Engineer.

Engineering and trades are the only valid careers all others are invalid

Human meme

>>726836981
I just look pretty and get handouts and have sex all the time while vacationing.

>>726836981
>grabbing the chainsaw from the brake handle

>>726837505
You too!

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>>726838177

>>726837278
>investing in real estate
lol good luck with that.

>>726838146
>prison guard

>>726836981
Student, Gigging Musician, and Automechanic (only on weekends)

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http://cheesespin.net/
was is das

Records and Information Management Officer

>>726838195
I currently use mainly C++ and Python at work.

For fun (I'll still program for fun even after I'm free from office-work) I use C++ if I care about performance and Ruby if I don't.

For web ui's I just use HTML, CSS (SCSS), and Javascript (Usually JQuery).

But at work I'll use whatever, I don't really give a shit.

>>726838206
I actually do that to, i'm a hyperbaric welder for the navy

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>>726838177
Check em

>>726838264
My condo has appreciated by more than my annual salary in the last year. I'm looking into buying a mixed-use property where I can live on top and rent out the bottom to commercial tenants. I have no desire to be extraordinarily wealthy, only to be free from office-work.

>>726838415
where do you work/what do you work/pay?

>>726838589
do you live in the condo? because if not youre gonna have to pay capital gains taxes on that shit.

also, how has it appreciated by more than your annual salary? whats your salary and how do you know it's actually appreciated that much in just one year?

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I'm a Behavioral Rehabilitation Specialist. I basically help retarded people but I've been on /b/ for years so I've got training dealing with the mentally inept.

>>726836981
Sell weed to coffeeshops and bank fraud

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>>726836981
bulgarian_bds.jpg?
That Lada has Finnish plates, the text above the plate tells the car has been bought from Konela-auto Oy, and the sticker in rear window says "Lujaa Lada laatua". And yes, I am a semi-autistic Finn, thank you for asking.

>>726838806
what do you do*

Professional firefighter

>>726838004
All the hips and valleys and ridges double 18". Fucking architects are not engineers so this happens. That's a 24" one, no lolly columns in the garage.

>>726838589
>my condo has appreciated by more than my annual salary in the last year
lol no it hasnt, unless your annual salary is only a couple grand.

Author, app developer, data analyst, student, small time investor, and I do part time marketing and web development

>>726839144
are there unprofessional firefighters?

>>726839348
yea, volunteers. its popular in smaller towns in america.

Pest control technician

>>726838806
I work for a pretty big software company, most of 4chan uses their products regularly. My salary is $110k and my total comp is $160k. I am looking for a new job though since I should be getting paid more based on my background, I'm about to interview at at a place that would give me a $200k salary.

>>726838836
I live in the condo. My area has had a lot of real estate growth and I bought it for under the market value because it had some trivial but very visible damage that I've repaired. Lots of condos that would've sold for around $500k-$600k two years ago are going for around $700k-$800k now. I got mine for around $480k and could sell it in the $650k-$700k range.

Of course it's always possible for the market to collapse, but that's why I want to move to a mixed use place that generates income immediately, rent (commercial or residential) never goes down in my city.

>>726838836
Title is in his name. He owns and lives there. No dispute. There are many loop holes in real estate

>>726839501
I still dont understand how you think youre going to get someone to pay more than you make in a year above what you paid for the condo originally.

>>726836981
Started out as a solely graphic designer in some advertising agency years ago, going through phases of desktop publishing and overlooking printing and production processes and now I'm project managing and filling up some spreadsheets. Honestly I have no fucking clue what I am now. I'm daydreaming about having my own fashion house or fully dive into IT as I did some programming in my spare time.

>>726836981
Currently unemployed trying to finish my ged.

>>726836981
Hygienic Technician of Custodial Arts.

I'm a researcher at the university. Doing research, writing academic papers, coordinating research projects, managing junior researchers and a technician and teaching. Basically doing my hobby and being paid for it.
After hours I run a small bespoke electronics company.

>>726839273
Depends on where he lives and the market in the area. My little Bros piece of shit house appreciated over 150k. He lived there 7 years

>>726839621
nope, I have a vacation home that I'm going to have to pay capital gains taxes on even though the title is in my name. you have a second home, you pay capital gains taxes on that if you make a profit from selling it. you cant have multiple legal residences.

>>726837976
Go back to school then

>>726836981
i am a jew

Finished college, but clinical depression made it hard for me to find a job in that field. ( competitive and full of motivated try-hards... impossible to have a chance with depression)

So, since I had a factory near my place, I applied there cause it was really close. Got the job and it was like true hell.

People there didn't even finish high school, and some of them couldn't even speak english or french... in fucking Canada!

The worst is that when you come from an educated family and end up there, with these retards, you simply go crazy. To be honest with you, when I started working there, my depression got to a point of no return.

So now, I've quit that job and am basically living off my high school job savings. There is no way I'm going back to do manual labor jobs for 10 bucks/hour surrounded by losers... And since I've lost so many years of experience for my field job, I can forget that too.

So what's next?

Well, I'm gonna commit suicide in a month or two, so there's no stress for me.

Peace.

P.S: Clinical depression is a real bitch. I don't even wish it to the mexican cartel members torturing people. That's how bad it is.

>>726839694
Do you understand appreciation? Since the house bubble crash lots of people lost their homes. Rentals, Apts, condos, town homes are money makers right now. Maybe it was a fixer upper. This shit happens all the time in the housing market.

>>726836981
Electrician and fucking your mother

>>726839835
Ya he didn't mention that part about owning multiple

Fugitive Recovery Agent & I work at a AR-15 manufacturer.

>>726839835
see my explanation here: >>726839556

>>726840193
'Murica

medical assistant

>>726840033
yes I understand appreciation. I also understand if someone paid 400 for the house last year, did nothing to it and are trying to sell it for 550 because "the market value went up" I wouldnt buy it because fuck those people.

>>726838103
Same here

>>726836981
I'm a gimp for hire in the evenings and a chainsaw salesman by day, so you can imagine my smile when I read your post and saw your pic OP!

>>726837133
Got my respect

>>726840240
Ha ha pretty much

Chemical Engineer with 20 years experience and many parents and trade secrets

>>726839209
Double? Holy shit. Fucking overkill. Low pitched roof? We use I beams in the garages. And 16" triple lvl in the basements with columns.

>>726836981
Resident - emergency med

>>726840597
Patents

>>726837317
Post pics for proof, with your dick out in one of them

>>726840597
>many parents

Are you mormon?

>>726838103
>>726840361

I'm hoping to become a corrections officer. Is it a decent job? safe? stressful? etc

>>726837278
"Not hard but it's mind-numbing."
gg

>>726839782
It's honest work homie.

>>726840317
If you wanted a top floor condo in this neighborhood you wouldn't really have much of a choice. I may end up holding onto it for another year though.

Investment banking - mergers & acquisitions

>>726840719
No, just an auto spell issue on my phone

>>726836981
Long for the sweet release of death

I work for Argyll Medical group in Chico, California.

>>726840747
its a pretty good job once you do it for a while. its a bit of a system shock at first though.

>>726836981
I basically talk to sick people all day and tell them to go to the doctor.

>>726838199
what is "breaking even" as an author? you have literally no money going in to writing

>>726836981

Seed Conditioning Specialist/Production Manager

Putting money aside for early retirement.

Current goal is 45.

>>726840361
nice! how long you been doing it for?

I run a sawmill and fix cars with my engineering degree.

Couldn't fucking stand engineering

>>726837133
noice what do you do in school rn hoping to weld pipelines

>>726840812
fair enough. I wouldnt want something like that anyways, I'm more of a house guy where I can turn up my bass without pissing off neighbors.

>>726840874
Physician?

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>>726840841
I have a buddy who works in murders and executions

>>726837505
lol chef....sure

>>726836981
get paid to post online comments claiming that online comments against trump are paid comments

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Hit man/spy/astronaut

>>726841089
Fair enough. The guy under me is an old dude with multiple properties (I'm probably the poorest of the owners), so he's never here on weekends and sometimes disappears for months. I just email him before I have parties and we're good.

>>726837345
ATTENTION ALERT!!! ATTENTION ALERT!!! YOU ARE NOW RECEIVING ATTENTION!!! There, hope that makes you feel less lonely and sad. Have a wonderful day. ^_^

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>>726836981
Compose music, produce, mix and master audio, etc. Anything music/audio related

>>726836981
i build networks. optical/copper/air

>>726840719
Also, get a total of $268k a year in compensation in an area of the country with the lowest cost of living. Thanks for asking.

work in a chippy. £8.50 hour

>>726841284
I did the condo thing in grad school. had a neighbor that would pound on my wall (I owned the fucking place) when I would just shut a window or the sliding glass door after 10pm, which kind of ruined the experience of living in a building with others. I politely complained to her a bunch of times, but she was fucking nuts. but I live in the mountains now, so whatever.

Fam

>>726836981
i do nothing. just feed myself with those yummy treats that my grandmother provides me

>>726841684
Mountains wouldn't be for me because I don't like to drive. These are rowhomes so there's like two layers of thick brick in between the houses, can't hear anything from the sides, it's quieter than when I lived in the suburbs with vinyl siding. It's about as good as one can hope for in the city besides an entire rowhome.

>>726841461
nice, I had a keyboard when I was a kid too.

>>726841832
Granny gunna die, lol.

>>726840021
man
i would had been in the same situation as yours if my parents weren't rich. really, man.

>>726841965
Its been mutually. We enjoy a lot each others company.

>>726842129
Mutually good. And not in a perverted way or anything. She provides the snacks and I provide the company

>>726841071
Not long, just about 7 months now.

>>726842129
What happens after her?

Radar technician

>>726840747
It is honestly a pretty easy job and as long as you can communicate with the inmates and be consistent you'll be safe and relatively stress free.

>>726838215
>NEET

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I'm a beer Sales rep. I make about $70k a year after incentives plus all kinds of trips, swag like neons and mini fridges and all the beer I can drink. Good crafty stuff too. My job is literally the easiest and best job ever.

My wife is a biologist and works with bone grafts. She makes $80k but her hours are whack because her work is time sensitive.

Correction officer rikers island

JS Dev & ERP customization specialist

>>726840747
Just dont act like a dick to the inmates.

>>726842757
that redhook shit tastes like cough medicine. at least the one they sell in most grocery stores, I havent tried any of their other beers.

>>726841048
Top keke

>>726836981
I get paid handsomely to give orgasms to Super Models. Some days are just a drag.....

>>726840673

My Dad was a Trauma/general surgeon. It'll burn you out quick. My dad is the one who told me never be an MD. If you wanna get into medical be an RN or a scrub tech. They push 6 figures and its 1/10 the training

Customer Service Representative for the US Department of Treasury

>>726843104
Blowing beefcakes outside a gay bar isn't a job ya know

>>726843502
I know, your Mom keeps telling you that

>>726842532
Games, more snacks and troll seshs. But shes always the highlight of my day. sad life, I know.

Head Chef at Wendy's.

Jk, I am a process improvement manager for a packaging company.

>>726842929

Which one you try? It's one of the many beers I do. It's not bad

I'm a philosophy and french teacher.
students from 11 to 18-19.

Powder coating shop, it'd alright for now since I'm going back t school in September.

Recently quit my shitty factory job because it was causing to much depression, and I'm transitioning so became a tranny camwhore instead kek, I like it though even if it's lower pay, and with my savings from the factory I'll last a while anyway, maybe look for a vanilla job eventually.

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>>726841224
Ever killed a guy in space?

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>>726841085
Running a hot oiler, which is a truck with a high pressure pump and burner system on it to heat up and pump hot water or oil down wells or through pipelines to melt naturally occurring wax buildup.

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>>726836981

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! That's not Bulgarian anything... That's a man from Finnish band named Turmion Kätilöt (Midwives of Ruin in English).

Link to that particular music video (you probably want to turn volume down before you open the link): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HISEPFnsQ-Q

I'm hoping to make a career in geohazards or geotechnics
Am still student tho

>>726842348
lol thats how long ive been doing it. weirddddd.

>>726836981
Student, studying for physics

I'm a mega autist to such an extent that I'm on gov benefits. I have no reason to leave the house or do anything, I've not had 1 single individual friend for over 6 years. In return for this I receive £500 a month tax free. If I was working then I'd probably earn less especially after paying taxes but at least I'd have some slight sense of normality and perhaps a possibility of meaningful interaction. I'm not winning.

>>726836981
Im a Border Patrol agent. Get paid good money to keep out the brown scum. Luv my job.

>>726837278
Are you a Sim?

>>726836981
Kinkshame

I work an ocean front tropical beach restaurant. We see 50k weekends

>>726837289
get a fuckin donair into ya bud

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i work in finance, it pays okay and some of my colleagues are cool but it makes me hate my life whenever i have to actually do work... i really just want to move to korea and teach english to be honest, i'm sick of the US and having a "real" job

>>726836981
I work in a sketchy Chinese food place, for minimum wage and sometimes cash under the table for extra hours. Depending on the time of year I pull 12+ hour shifts 6 to seven days a week. Can asure you that working here I've seen some shit.
It's not all bad though, I get free Chinese food and I'm fucking the buss boy.
but I'm also pretty sure I have an addiction to msg at this point.

>>726849638
Busboy*

>>726848049
Kekkel

I work in a warehouse and drive a box truck.

>>726837345
Huge fag

building the internet

>>726838199
Ok toadie

Businessconsultant for a pensionfunds

>>726836981
I'm a leather-gimp-suit wearing lumberjack

I'm a disabled doctor. pretty fucking sweet gig, i just get high all fucking day by railing pills and whores in my office and the hospital boss says nothing cause she wants my weiner haha

>>726851475
You're House?

>>726836981
Rape niggers 250 an hour

Third party inventory counting for various retail chains

>>726836981
CNC technician

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>>726837133
>28 yo virgin
>Embedded systems engineer

>>726838206
Naval shipbuilder reporting in. Welding and fitting nuclear submarines. Currently on Virginia class. Ohio replacements should be seeing our production floor mid next year

>>726840317
lol, sellers don't give a fuck about your feelings, nor should they.

its a buyers market. people are being paid more than asking price....

(in seattle that is)

I just inherited a fully paid off condo worth roughly 170k, was bought in 04 for 120k, once I install tile and bamboo flooring along with new appliances, it will be valued over 200.

>>726853305
that's a seller's market retard

>>726836981
I'm a teaching assistant at the university i'm studying.

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Roadie / stagehand / *+++

Roadie productions locally & North American tours.
union & non union

>>726846017
OP here, thank you.
Sorry for being dead.

>>726836981
water park lifeguard in USA

computer science student in university

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>>726836981
>what does /b/ do for a living?
Chairman of a financial institution.

Coffee machine technician, domestic machines mainly but also some commerical machines. Also fix TV's and other appliances.

The money is average but the work is satisfying, I just need to make some changes to the business to direct it to where I want it to be. Not sure if I even want to stay in this town any longer though but I'm afraid of change.

NEET.

chef de partie

Operations research analyst with the FAA. Work on minimizing inefficiencies in our Air Traffic System. $70k 2 years out of college

stunt dick

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Ridiculously cushy job working for my dad, and part time work as a naked butler.

You know that guy who randomly comes and fixes your office chair and everything else that breaks
Yeah....

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>>726855444
You are me, but i work that shit for card processing firm. Around same k's per year.