Well?

green pills

The shirt fuck yea

Red Pill

>>726831897
anyone that doesn't choose green is a complete retard

>>726831621
The red pill because I live in Canada. Green is a close second

>>726831621
green pill

green so i can make a billion selling them as a cure for cancer

So does that imply I get an uncountably infinite number of green pills? If so, definitely that one.

Blue, I can just buy any t-shirt of my choice and slip resistance ice shoes. Retards

Red pill, I don't always slip on ice, but when I do I may aswell wait for that shit to melt. I have a really hard time getting up on ice...

>>726831621
PURPLE PILLS

>>726832317
this is actually a tough one
only one i wouldn't go for is the red one.

>>726832354
wasting all that money on that shit when you can get it with just one pill. Retard

>>726832354
You can't buy longer feet though surgery isn't nearly sophisticated enough yet you fucking dum dum

>>726832317
black pill

>>726832257
They are just green pills, they don't do anything.
You now have a unlimited suply of useless pills.
Well done anon.
I'm going for the purple.

>>726832317
Green

>>726832317
>black pill not all niggers die
>asians not yellow
>jews not gold pill
come on man

>>726832317
Green one. I want to be remembered as a disgusting faggot not a hero who helped the world.

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>>726832545
you lack the imagination needed to benefit fully from the green pills maybe you shouldn't post in the thread faggot

>>726832545
Watch as the autist interprets the clearly sarcastic image as literal context. In his own habitat he is surrounded by people, astonished that anyone could overlook such an obvious joke. Amazing.

>>726832317
>Remove Jews
>Mooslims no longer have an excuse for their subhuman behavior
>The rest of the world is freed from the obscuritive veils of the Jewish overmind and swiftly removes Muslims and blacks from the equation
>Asians are cowed into obedience and society enters 100 years of peace

Only real issue is that I don't get to die tbh

>>726832781
convert to Judaism just before you take the pill. All problems solved.

I'd rather take a pill to help me get back lost feelings due to depression.

I just want to genuinely smile and laugh...

To feel happy when it's hot and sunny outside...

To be happy to talk to my family and parents...

To get my old hobbies back and to enjoy them...

To have energy...

To cure insomnia...

Damn, depression feels bad. If there was a pill to kill myself, without a risk of surviving with brain damage (vegetal state) I'd use all my savings to buy it and kill myself.

>>726832924
The green pill here >>726832317 helps with that

>>726831621
Green.

I'd drown the world in green pills, threaten nations to comply to my demands, assassinate key figures by choking. Accomplish world domination through small green pills.

>>726831621
green pill

sell them for 1 cent

become a billionary

>>726832317
i take all of them at once

>>726832924
One day at a time, anon. Getting on an antidepressant was super helpful for me. From there, you just need to put in an effort into living and you'll make it someday.

>>726832760
>>726832773
I don't lack imagenation.
I imagene all i'm gonna do with my 1 billion dollars every year.
You lack logical thinking.
Every pill has a description of its effects.
The green one has none.
Therefor its logical it is nothing more then just a pill.

>>726831621
the black pill would finally give me an excuse to buy new shoes, my current ones are pretty old

>>726831621
Purple

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>>726831621
black pill, no contest.

>>726832317
I would go for the black one

>>726832317
Black pill

>>726832317
anyone not saying sandniggers is retarded

>>726832317
How do I kill all whites so none of the others have too keep dying

>>726831621
Goat tower

>>726831621
purple pill fuck yeah free shirt
>>726832317
purple pill fuck yeah dead Jews

>>726831621
I would have to go red. Green is really tempting but if you work real hard at it you can get as many as you need anyway but there is no way to not look like a nerd on ice.

>>726831621
garbage thread

>>726833821
You're not wrong, but it's a joke. You're supposed to play along as if the other options are logical options. Make sense anon?

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>>726832370
>I have a really hard time getting up on ice...

>>726831621
1 billion dollars per day would devaluate the dollar tho

>>726835589
Not if it's undisclosed...

>>726832545
green pills are made of kale

>>726832317
Black pill
>Niggers can be more easily dealt with without as much MSM propaganda
>Asians make shit for us, and we can fuck their women
>Without Muslims, Jews get revealed as new worst Middle East religion

>>726831621
Sell the infinite green pills to drug companies to use to house other pills. Make infinite money through this process. This is better than blue pill because it could easily be over 1 billion dollars a year, which means it's also better than purple pill because any extra money could buy more than one t-shirt of my choice. Invest money into genetic research that grows my feet and into shoes that avoid any slipping on ice.

Checkmate fags

>>726831621
>buy red pill
>present self as 2nd coming of Christ
>take tithe

>>726831621
pimp purple here we go

>>726836436
wouldn't the cost of labor to prep the green pills for reuse be more than the cost of new capsules, though?

>>726832317
Jews.

Jews are hard to kill. 'Cept for Charlie Chaplin.

Niggers and Muslims have only been protected by laws and activists and bullshit otherwise we'd be fucking them hard. Though niggers are kind of integrated so thems might be tricky.

Maybe we can do in the wild niggas and keep our soldier niggas and funny niggas and better the race.

Asians kinda gotta do what we tell them and if they don't they get more sunlight in their cities. I think they'd chill fast.

>>726831621
This is fucking retarded.

>>726832317
Black pill

>>726837108
No, the pills could easily just be hollow.

I like to eat drugs, so I choose green.

>>726831621
advil?

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>>726838361
But drugs are triangular.

>>726831621
Green Pill

>>726832030
found the /pol/ user

>>726831621
Black cuz I'm a manlet

>>726832317
>pick purple
>niggers and muslims fade off

>>726839100
only a fag would believe any of the others

>>726839100
learn to read

>>726832136
How will you play hockey if you can't slide on ice? Fucking hoser.

>>726839883
skating=/=sliding, you have failed as a canadian

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>>726832136
same
mais au Québec

>>726840035
The blade slides over the ice. Don't be mad at me cause you took the wrong pill Doug.

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>>726840043