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name one character from ANYWHERE who can beat superman protip:

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name one character from ANYWHERE who can beat superman

protip: you literally can't
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(you)
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>>726810017
alfred pennyworth
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>>726810017
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>>726810017
Spongebob Squarepants
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>>726810017
why does he has a clitoris on his forehead??
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>>726810136
Those are not facts. And he's still not a god at that point.

Spectre would slap that bitch down so fast.
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>>726810351
>master of karate
that's not impressive
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>>726810017
Doomsday
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>>726810847
/thread
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>>726810847
>doomsday "beats" superman once
>superman comes back
>doomsdays literally can't beat superman ever again
>ala bane breaking batman, him returning and bane never beating him again after that
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>>726810017
Franklin Richards.

This guy resurrects Galactus and makes him his herald.
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>>726811112
technically doomsday doesnt beat superman again because superman doesnt fight him. he traps him in anther dimension so he doesnt have to fight him since he cant beat him
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>>726810017
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>>726810017
the musk
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>>726810017
Depends on who's writing both characters...
For instance I'd use a variation of Superman from All Star Superman the animated film where he's become stronger due to a rescue mission that led him to a spot in space within close proximity to the sun, supercharging his cells and eventually killing him but for a brief time turning him into a God.
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>>726811980
I didn't read this first
>>726810136
and now I regret what I wrote.
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The Flash.

Motherfucker can literally move faster than the speed of light.

He could work out where all the last kryptonite is on Earth, gather it, and shove it all up Superman's dickhole before Superman could even bust out the spandex.
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>>726810017
I'm pretty sure Alucard could beat him.
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>>726810017
Any character with reality warping powers kills his powers. Or just wills him out of experience.

Any character with a power to emit solar radiation.

Any character who can create/generate/summon/become Kryptonite.

Any magician that can pull a rabbit of of their ass.
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>>726812392
>experience
>existence

wtf a i doing
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>>726810017
Dr. Strange
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Dr. Manhattan
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This guy.
/Thread
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>>726812387
nigga....
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>>726810017
You serious?
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>>726810017
superman is the worst hero ever
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>>726812467
Hulk managed to get close to Strange.
Superman would blitz that faggot.

>>726812500
What's Manhattan gonna do? Wave his hand and make superman disappear?

>>726812588
Gods in Kratos' universe couldn't beat Spiderman, let alone Superman. That goes doubly so for Kratos.
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>>726810017
mighty mouse
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>>726812766
Could you explain why you believe that?
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Any Kryptonian martial artist. Superman has no training.
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Literally anyone under the right circumstances
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>>726812778
Kratos would tear him apart..period.
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He's gay
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>>726811112
Doomsday cannot be beat twice in a fist fight, you can just outsmart him.
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>>726810017
Doctor strange
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>>726812387
Wasn't there a vampire who died because he but Supes?
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ITT: My imaginary friend is stronger than yours.
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>>726812871
Not him, but the most likely reasoning for this is, because he's the most generic superhero. With that being said, there isn't anything special about him thus making him a bad one.
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OP is right

Superman is the most retardedly overprowered character in comics

Pic related, that's Superman Prime vs. 52 Captain Atoms combined who made the mistake of taunting him so he killed him and that universe and was kicked out unharmed
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>>726813000
Kratos isn't strong enough to beat high level comic characters.
Even Luke Cage could beat Kratos.
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Superman is vulnerable to many things For example:
1 all sort of kryptonite (green,blue,gold)
high pitch frequency
magic (so dr. strange should work..but I prefer Shazam that dude is savage)
Strong electricity
NUKES
...so fuck that boy
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The Beyonder
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>>726812951
Depending on the time line he's had training with Batman in a weakened state, but I do agree with that in general. I think it gets tougher to make that argument if you consider older Supes like All star and Kingdom Come
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>>726813427
>magic

Thor couldn't hurt him with a full powered hit from Mjolnir so that's kind of questionable in modern comics

>Nukes

Funny you should say Shazam because it Kingdom Come a nuke that vaporized Shazam didn't even put a scratch on Superman
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>>726813394
And why is that?
That guy destroyed titans and immortal gods...what's the difference?
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>>726810017
>name one character from ANYWHERE who can beat superman

Tapping a solid black kryptonite dildo up Superman's ass ought to slow him down.
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>>726812539
/Thread
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>>726810017
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>>726810017
Any form of batman always wins
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>>726813649
>Stop liking what I don't like: The picture
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>>726813427
Nukes are not much of a benchmark anymore. Even Iron Man and Wolverine could take one and live.
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>>726813689
Batman has admitted on multiple occasions that an apathetic Superman could kill him at will
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>>726812349

Yeah, but that's his only super power, and superman can also move ftl. above that superman's strong as fuck too.
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>>726813496
Nerd.
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>>726810017
Batman
Doomsday
Lex Luthor
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>>726813546
You talking about non canon stuff here,do you know that? (:
btw the other options are still there..a fuckin stone could kill him so no worries
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>>726813649
Who are all these guys?
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god usopp

he is a god.
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The writers/artists. It all depends on who they give the biggest plot armor to.
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>>726810017
Any fag with a kryptonite ring
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>>726813868
>Superman
>one punch man
>goku
>?
>?
>?
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>>726813925
/bread
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>>726813838
Kingdom Come is canon, the crossovers weren't.

In KC he lets Marvel get a few shots in before the nuke flies then he ends the fight at will
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>>726813581
The difference is that "gods" in God of War are weak. Weaker than even gods in our real life mythos.

Cthulhu mythos > DC Gods > The Q > Marvel Gods > irl gods > the daedra > the reapers from mass effect > god of war gods
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>>726813756
Batman also has the Kryptonite cheat codes tho.
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>>726813868
not him but

>superman
>saitama
>goku
>asura
>some faggot from ben 10
>???
>akuma
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>>726814018
But that's just your opinion
The sun bursts with the same heat in every universe so..
There are no valid points in your statement
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>>726814255
>???

Is The One Above All

He's the featless wonder creator of the Marvel reality. Pre-retcon Beyonder would have stomped his shit
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Dr.manhatan
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>>726814005
>Kingdom Come is canon
Where do you get this?show me please
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>>726814378
see
>>726813308


Dr. Manhattan was a ripoff of Captain Atom

Monarch was 52 Captain Atoms combined and Superman ripped his shit
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>>726813868
>>726813998
>>726814255
The second-to-last one is The One Above All, you faggots
I don't even read children comics and know that

OTT: Anyone that the writer wants, you fucking idiot OP faggot nigger cunt. This is fiction, even an ant would be able to beat Superman if the writer wanted it to, fucking bitchass niggerfucker cunt cuck.
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>>726814270
There are plenty validity to my statement. Gods are not equal in every universe.
Aurelion Sol from fucking League of Legends could literally wave his hand and delete The God of War universe. He'd have no qualms about it either, since he didn't create those stars.
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Zack Snyder
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>>726814537
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god himself
poof superman is just a pile of srcambled elements
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>>726814018
>irl gods
Anon pls. This is a comics arguing thread, not a ylyl.
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>>726814498
>There are plenty validity to my statement
Show me one
>Gods are not equal in every universe
I didn't said that they're equal
Kratos can change the past and the future so your lil Sol can wave his hand all day long kek
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Azathoth
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>>726814737
>Lolol you gais I wached duh Watchmans an duh blue gai is super powerful you gais

Filthy normie
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>>726814861
lmao wat
That's not even close to what I said
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>>726814737
I wonder what would happen if Manhattan got hit with Omega beams.
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>>726814916
That's what I heard
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>>726812539
/bread
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>>726814795
>Kratos can change the past and the futur
So, what does that prove? Doctor Doom can do that. Flash can do that. Fucking Doctor Who can do that.
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>>726814953
It would fuck his shit

He's mostly featless

>Oh wow, I can teleport and explode people with energy but then I'll talk about being able to change almost anything but not actually doing any of that
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>>726812871
Why would need reasons to call a bitch a bitch
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>>726814812
/thread
Now everyone get the fuck out.
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Doctor strange
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Asura
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>>726814953
Go figure
He can manipulate space and time from anywhere
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>>726814812
who the fuck is that?
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goku.
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>>726815084
I'm fairly convinced Asura is Wonder Woman/Thor/Hulk level of strenght.
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bugs bunny
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Goku is literally a god now.
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>>726810017
Samuel L. Jackson
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>>726815198
>azathoth wakes ups
>nothing exists anymore
>time doesn't exist
>space doesn't exist
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>>726815226
I dunno. Hulk COULD be at that level, but his power level doesn't have a cap, as long as he can still get angry.
Hulk is accurate, dunno about the rest.
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>>726815247
Goku is not a god.
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>>726815339
Thor beat the shit out of other gods as well.
Wonder Woman beats up some mythical figures sometimes.
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>>726813797
http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/80312/how-do-we-know-the-flash-is-faster-than-superman
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>>726813649
>Akuma is balls
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>>726814812
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

Mere presence of this thing would melt supermans brain.
if he wakes up, everything ceases.
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>>726815509
Fitting. He seems to enjoy anal beads.
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>>726815436
And Superman beat Hulk and Thor in one punch apiece
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>>726815342
He is not a god though he does have power that rivals/surpasses the gods
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>>726810017
make him explode in a loop
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>>726815436
I dunno man, I'm fairy certain I saw a galaxy or two float past chakravartin

They were smaller than his eyes
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>>726815529
>Outside the ordered universe

You mean like that time he existed outside of and was larger than 52 universes?
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>>726815597
I'm starting to notice how loosely both comics and anime use the term 'god'.
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>>726811713
Pretty sure he was trapped in the Phantom Zone because Doomsday can't be contained or convinced to not try and kill Superman.

So they send him away so that he can't do any more damage.
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>>726815693
No, It means that existence is Azathoths' dream.

You don't even think about fucking going near anywhere near that thing or existence ceases.
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>>726810017
Most Telepaths
Frieza
Alessi
Prodigy
Green rocks
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>>726812778
Dr. Manhatten can rearrange particles at will and he can see into his own future among a few other things. He doesn't have to wave his hands to do anything. He could create a copy of himself near superman and just instantly disassemble him.

Dr. Manhatten is one of the easier candidates because the writers pretty much gave him god powers. He's over powered; no need to be salty over the point though. This is a suitable answer to OP's question though.
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This is honestly the dumbest thing about superman. Where's the suspense in watching a guy that can't lose?
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Barry Allen Flash
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>>726810017
Sorry, I couldn`t find an image a of a legless 5 year old girl made out of kryptonite
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BITCHES PLEASZ
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>>726815928
see
>>726814451
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>>726815529
I don't recall any mention of an H.P. Lovecraft deity being in DC. Or at least, something so obvious.
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>>726815695
OH MY GOD!
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Vulnerable to kyrptonite, magic, red sun lightbulbs, and SJW writers/directors/editors. Superman can be beaten by plenty of characters.
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>>726816086
Who the fuck made this DC exclusive you ignorant illiterate waddling fuckduck
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>>726816000
heil to the king
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blue eyes white dragon
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>>726816010
A "rip off" =/= the same thing. That's not a very strong argument against him. He also does not share all of the same abilities as Dr. Manhatten. Manhatten, while not as physically imposing, is indeed stronger than Atom. There would be no talking and there would be no need for "52" Doctors fighting him at one spot. It would be instant and it would be very messy.
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Green Lantern can make kryptonite with his ring faggot.
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>>726816243
>and SJW writers/directors/editors
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You guys are faggots. And for that reason I'm out.
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Quailman!!
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Mermaid Man
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>>726813394
Are you stupid or something?
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>>726815242
>name one character from ANYWHERE who can beat superman

bugs could beat him easily

he can't die
he's smart as fuck
he can manipulate reality
he never lost a battle ever
he can do whatever he want

bugs would shove his carrot deep inside supermans rectum.
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Kirby
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>>726810017
My pic says it all
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>>726810017

any character holding kryptonite
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>>726810017

Easy
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Roronoa zolo
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>>726810351
And he can probably breath in space
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>>726816446
Spawn is a cuck
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>>726810017
giganigga
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James woods
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>>726817205
What if suooperman rolls quads?
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>>726810017
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>>726817209
Ayy, this guy has the right idea!
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>>726816934

Any darksteel creature
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>>726817274
giganigga would destroy him before that happens
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>>726815597
He possesses god ki, he's a god
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The World Over Heaven DIO.
Piss easy
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>>726810017
Tom Bombadil
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Dubs never lie
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>>726812539
/thread
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>>726815693
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>>726810017
Need I say more?
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>>726814861
Doesn't make what he said any less true
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>>726815509
>Akuma
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>>726812500
This ffs
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>>726810017
Nietzche
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ1CC8BSUZY
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>>726816589
Prove to me Kratos could beat Luke Cage.
>kratos beat GODS xDD

Luke Cage could beat GoW's sissy as gods as well. He's probably fuck Aphrodite a couple of times along the way as well.
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Deadpool
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>>726810017
superman
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Even Okuyasu can beat superman
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>>726810017
Search for Dark Schneider motherfucka
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>>726818636
If he had a brain he'd be dangerous.
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Sups is fucking trash
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Vegeta
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Batman
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I SAID PLAY TIME IT OVER GOKU!!!!
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God
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>>726818832
That may be, but Saitama isn't putting a scratch on Kal-El.
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Spiral power. However powerful Superman gets, someone with spiral power will top him.
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Saitama ain't getting scratched either
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This is what we hedgehoge call singles
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>>726818512
Is this even serious?
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the hulk
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thor
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galactus
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>>726819080
And this is Dubs
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>>726819127
Yes, goddammit. Stop comparing Gods made up for a lame ass video game to Gods that have had a presence in comic lore for years.
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>>726818718
Shit dispel bound is a fucking powerful technique, also superman is weak against magic
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Zedmilleniummon look it up it can destroy universes without effort
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>>726810017
Muhammad Ali
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>>726810017
I'm pretty sure this will beat Superman.
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>>726812349
Physically speaking if you move faster than light you won't be able to see anything. Because you would move so fast you would also become the most heavy human being in history. He would have to be stronger than Superman not to instantly collapse on himself. It's like DC doesn't give a shit about physics when they write. And again, on Earth if you take one step strong enough to propel your body faster than light, you will attain escape velocity and fly into space instantly killing yourself. Good job Berry.
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Fuck this thread
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>>726819212
don't be salty if other gods shit all over your gods
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>>726816333
Where in the hell are you getting that Manhattan is stronger than Atom?

Atom can erase and create universes at will
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>>726818718
>>726819217
I didn't know this bastard! (did you get the joke? kek) BTW Dark wins this easily. In his final form he destroyed the universe
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>>726812539
Honestly though
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>>726810017
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>>726819228
Im literally crying right now
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>>726819326
>play playstation all-stars
>zeus throws lightning at isaac clarke
>isaac catches it with a stasis module

Nice gods.
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I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM NOT GOKU!!!
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>>726810017

One-Above-All unmakes Superman with a thought.

Any version of Gambit where he doesn't have the lobotomy, but also has full control of his powers simply disintegrates Superman with a thought.

Abbadon, from Torchwood. Physical contact with it's SHADOW is instantly fatal.

Saitama because obligatory Saitama listing.

Baraggan Louisenbairn, because he automatically ages Superman to the point where he turns to dust as soon as Superman gets near him, and does this in a heartbeat.

The Doctor. Just takes his TARDIS back to near the creation of the solar system that Krypton was part of and prevents the formation of the planet. No Kryptonians, no Superman.

I could go on, but you get the picture. Superman isn't difficult to beat if you think about it.
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One punch man, dumb fags
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>>726819462
Yeah, but who can even beat David Tennant?
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>>726810017
doc manhattan
galactacus
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ez
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>>726819702
Smith.
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>>726819502
Isaac Clarke ist a god though.
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>>726819308
Flash has other feats

outraced death to heat death of universe (maybe beyond that?)

I dunno man, Flash is really OP. He just jobs due to spectacularly bad writing.

This is guy who thinks/perceives in attoseconds. Do you really how incomprehensibly minuscule that time frame is?

He could probably come up with a blueprint for a death star with no flaws, derive the required physics to make it feasible, make a plan of action and come up with a 1000 recipes for cake and have most of the time left over of one second.
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>>726819773
YOU GET IT NOW
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>>726810017

ITT:

>virgins arguing about how to get laid even less
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>>726810017
might be overkill, but Thanos IG easily.
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>>726812778
manhattan could make it so krypton never existed...
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Professor X
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>>726810017
Vanilla ice cream from jojo
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>>726819502
boot up injustice
clown girl beats alien superhero half to death and giggles

nice
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>>726819869
>Living Tribunal stopped Thanos with IG dead in his tracks

>Living Tribunal was slaughtered by three nerfed Beyonders

No
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>>726819882
>mr myxlplyx sees manhattan fucking with his golden boy
>slaps manhattan's ass back to when he was born
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>>726819212
Luke Cage isn't a god and can be rattled by high powered fire arms at close range

Without the magical weapons Kratos is still a far more experienced fighter with a fuck ton more strength
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>>726819920
But superman is more powerful telepath (someties)
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>>726819207
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Wonder dog holding a kryptonight bone.
You,lost.
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>>726819974
Transitive property doesnt work here bro. Thanos IG wiped out literally have the life in the marvel universe with a thought.
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>>726815029
First trick he learned was how to reassemble himself >>726815043
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>>726820315
Do you know how many people have done that?

If you had said Thanos merged with HOTU you might have had a case
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Fred Hembeck
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>>726810017
Dr. Manhattan.
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>>726810017
thot with green lipstick
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>>726810017
The Incredible Hulk fuelled by the love of his father.
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>everyone saying Dr. Manhattan

It's like you don't even know his character. Why would he fuck with Superman?
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>>726812766
Oh yeah?!

Well your mother hates you!
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>>726810017
Hey everybody, what's going on in here?
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>>726820503
It's like you don't even know his character. Why wouldn't he fuck with Superman?
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Richard Pryor

Arnold Schwarzenegger

That vampire chick. from Anne rice.
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>>726820503
superman tongued his anus
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>>726812766
Yeah totally one of the worst
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/thread
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>>726820503
He could. Nobody said anything about there needing to be motivation. Im sure the injustice guys can figure something out.
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>>726820559
Go home, BB.
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Kenny from South Park
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TRY TO DODGE MY ATTACK SUPERMAN
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>>726820719
Kid Jotaro kicked his ass.
A krytonian child under a yellow sun would still be league above a human.
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>>726820582
Because Superman would slap his shit
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>>726820701
Fucking this
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>>726820559
BOO-YAH!
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twilight sparkle would beat him easily
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>>726820829
get a load of this delusional faggot
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I'm fairly certain even pre-saiyan saga goku could give superman a run for his money. Superman gets hurt by people like booster gold, who can't blow up a mountain like goku could at the time. I've read comics where he has fought underpowered characters who actually dealt damage to him. It's a shame everyone thinks superman is this strong just because of plot stupidity. There are plenty of city levelers who dealt damage to superman.
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>>726814958
that's why people call you a retard
retard
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>>726814958
retard
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any of these people
http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Tier_1
http://vsbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Tier_0
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ITT: virgins
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>>726820403
Yeah, but he's going against superman. Pretty much anyone with reality warping powers could take him.
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hi
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>>726821204
/thread
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>>726813797
>Yeah, but that's his only super power, and superman can also move ftl. above that superman's strong as fuck too.
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Elder God Demonbane.
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>>726813797
>>726821271

Flash is even more broken than supes, hes just usually gimped by "bad/stupid writer syndrome"
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Sheogorath, with relative ease.

It would probably include cheese.
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azathoth
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God spawn
>>
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>>726821368
>injustice joker makes superman snap

I don't even know how messed up he'd be after the prince of madness.
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>>726821543
FFAAAAAAAAAAGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTT
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>>726810017
> Batman
> Doomsday
> Darkseid
> Goku
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>>726821665
>Goku

*long sigh*
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>>726810017
Q
>>
Deadpool easily
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>>726821704
He's a friggin God now mang.
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>>726817561
kek this tbh
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>>726821772
>implying normal superheros can't beat gods

It's like... the very concept of a comic book escapes you.
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>>726821749
EXPLAIN THIS
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Dr. Doom Max prep
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>>726812539
/thread

To quote his strongest enemy in the anime:

>scans Saitama
>"Litmitless potential"

Superman would get BTFO.
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>>726821972
That's cheating.
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>>726821846
can superman kill deadpool?
can deadpool kill superman?

who would win in the end?
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>>726821985
>implying superman has a limit
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>>726822037
>>726821846
Dead pool is low enough and smart enough to use kryptonite. He can also take pretty much anything supes could throw at him.
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Eastern Express
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>>726822037
superman carries him into space and throws him into a black hole
and no deadpool cant hurt superman (I think)
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>>726822263
this wouldn't kill deadpool...
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>>726810017
Goku can kick his ass out of the red sun and then bash his face in.
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>>726822175
snipes whatever kryptonite that superman has from a mile away with laser beams
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Kerrigan (post Legacy of the Void)
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>>726822263
Dead pool comes out the other end, regenerates and attacks with kryptonite weaponry.
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>>726813836
Winner
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Batman
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>>726815226
>Asura is Wonder Woman/Thor/Hulk level of strenght.

So I guess all of them fought and defeated god and creator of their universe while he was throwing planets and galaxies at them
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Flash
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>>726822351
it would prevent him from fighting therefore he loses
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>>726816515
God I hated that cartoon
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>>726810017
Saint of Killers. Murdered Satan. Then murdered Death. Then murdered GOD.
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>>726822442
how would he attack hes in space he wouldn't be able to move
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No established power level yet, but so far has been invulnerable, godlike potential
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>>726822500
>God of War syndrome
Except we don't even know how strong Asura's gods are compared to comic gods.
How much would getting hit by a miniature galaxy even hurt? Just because it's a galaxy doesn't make it impressive. The mass might be significantly lower.
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>>726822680
Deadpool can teleport
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>>726822680
he would life long enough to find a way. he can't die, no matter what.
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Seriously?

No one mentions the Sentry?

It took like 4/5th of the marvel universe to kill him.

Even then the only beat him unconscious so he'd revert to Robert Reynolds so they could kill him since the Sentry is unkillable.
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>>726813427
>FAP
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>>726812349
>flash so fast superman might as well be standing still

I see the tard-o-matic writers are writing flash again. Superman would fly into the speed force dimension, you'd hear a sound effect like a grandfather clock tumbling down a staircase, and then he'd fly out clapping dust off his hands, "Well, that's broken. No more flashes."
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>>726822745
through technology, that would be destroyed by a punch from superman
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>>726822888
l-lewd
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>>726822840
You mean this Superman tribute character can beat Superman? hehehe
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>>726822900
Implying supes wpuld have that forethough or prior knowledge
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>>726822048
>implying Saitama has a limit
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>>726823039
the shock wave from supermans punch can destroy buildings it would destroy whatever deadpool has that lets him teleport
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>>726821825
Eh. Goku still makes supes a bitch.
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>>726823171
only because of the 15 power boosts he got in super.
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I'm here.

What I miss?
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>>726823149
But deadpool would never let it get that far. If anything he would assassinate supes with kryptonite bullet from far away. Supes would never know what hit him
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>>726822733
I don't know whether i should laugh or cry.

This guy is so fucking stupid. The mass 'might' be lower.

Hey maybe superman is actually the size of an amoeba when compared too all other comics/manga
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>>726823333
nice numbers mate!
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death
destruction
delirium
despair?
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>>726823333
not those quads
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>>726823390
Or hed just have kryptonite on him and walk straight up to supes weak ass. Super man is the faggotest.
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>>726823130
Well, if jackasses are gonna let a looney tunes level character in, then let's go whole hog and have Popeye beat them both.
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Batman can beat superman. I saw the documentary movie.
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>>726823390
how would deadpool gain the knowledge of supermans weakness
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>>726822048
Pretty sure "The death of superman" wasn't a victory for him. Among MANY other defeats.
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>>726823171
Didn't Super Saian God struggle to deflect a planet-destroying blast?

Superman used to sneeze and blow out an entire star. And that wasn't even his final form.
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>>726822897
assuming he isn't dead by the time he even comes up with that retarded plan
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>>726823506
I think you missed the entire point of the arc.
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>>726823464
actually Popeye could be able to kick jiss ass
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>>726823500
Because thats exactly what deadpool does. He is a mercenary. He would get a hit on supes, probably from lex,complete with a dossier.
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>>726823500
reading comics duh
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>>726823464
Calm down salty tits.

Just because Saitama can rape superman with one punch, doesn't mean he will.

Just live with the fact that if Saitama so wished, your hero would be dead. With one punch :)
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>>726823657
/thread
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>>726823680
supes could here the bullet the moment it fires
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