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Doubles decide what I do with this headcrab

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Doubles decide what I do with this headcrab
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Scratch that puppy.
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>>726808329
Explodes his head
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>>726808329
Ready Lilo?
for DEATH.
\m/
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Love him
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Put peanut butter on it and let the dog lick it
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>>726808404
roll
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>>726808329
You an hero
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>>726808329
Lick face with tongue
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bash your own skull with it
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>>726808329
Lick dog butt
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put it in your anus
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Kill him, simply
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>>726808329
KILL YOURSELF
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headbut it
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Take good care of it. Give it food water shelter and Love
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>>726808456
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ruin all your windows with it
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>>726808329
Give doggie a bone
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>>726808329
Love dog forever until his natural death
Crowbar in your pooper
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>>726808329
feed it a treat
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>>726808329

Duct tape it to the dog.
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>>726808633
winrar
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>>726808622
Peanut butter for the win
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>>726808633
top kek
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>>726808613
>>726808329
Reroll
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>>726808622
real winrar
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Pet it and give it some dog food
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>>726808622

This
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>>726808709
He didn't "decide" anything so not really
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Beat it faggot and post proof with timestamp
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>>726808448
Rolling for this because animal cruelty is the near the lowest you can go as a human.
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>>726808329
Give it back to Gordon Freeman, you idiot!
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>>726808774
You shut your stupid filthy mouth. Nigger
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Tie it up and force the crowbar as far up its anus as you can

Post the video online and post the link to it itt
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leave doggo alone
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>>726808774
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>>726808622
Delivering
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give doggo a friendly pat then be on your way
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>>726808774
You are a special kind of retarded
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>>726808777
wasted lucky trips
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>>726808966
WINRAR
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Leave the dog alone
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>>726808774
fag
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>>726809008
nope already winrar
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>>726809136
who got winrar
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suck his dick
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>>726808622
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>726808622
>>726808456
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>>726809427
Triples decides next
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>>726809427
OP delivers
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>>726809427
Op delivered

>>726809473
Put it aside and go for a walk with the dog
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>>726809597
Reroll
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>>726809473
you cant grabe him, you need the blue one
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>>726809663
>grab
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>>726808329
>woof
>daddy, why you play metal stick?
>woof woof
>we play fetchies? :D
>throw stick daddy! throw! throw!
jks :P
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>>726809473
Gasoline
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>>726809597
Rolling
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>>726809663
No confiscation fields around, sorry...
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>>726809812
Reroll
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>>726809871
Fast
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Stick it through your arm, pussy.
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>>726809473
Swallow it
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>>726809830
hug doggo
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>>726809473
cum on it then have dog lick it up
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kys
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give doggo a doggo treat
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lick his ass
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>>726810083
This one is the one
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give dog a nice pat
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>>726810083
How about I cum in a cup and make you drink it up your ass?
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let the headcrab be on your head
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>>726810083
>>726810083
lel
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Adopt it
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make doggo look like a headcrab by painting him with peanutbutter (just his head)
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use him to get some pussy at the park
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Chop it's head off
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ass fuck
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scratch its back with the gravity gun
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Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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do a Dan "Shes a fighter" Schneider with your dog
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>>726810748
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726810839
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726810877
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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Jerk it off
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>>726810748
>>726810839
>>726810877
Someones worried for th dog.
This warms my cold heart
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Love it forever faggot
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Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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>>726810896
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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give your doggo more peanut butter
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Give the doggo some love
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>>726810961
love it forever faggot
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please love the doggo
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>>726810991
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726811041
do it
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jumping onto love the doggo train
love the doggo anon
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Post a sexy pic of doggo to embarrass him hehehe
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pet him and tell him he's a good boy
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Take it to Petsmart or Petco and let it choose one toy and one chew treat.
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>>726811088
Re rollerino
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love thy doggo faggot
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>>726811055
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726811088
Re roll
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>>726811146
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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Give doggo a good scratch with bar then give doggo treats
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>>726811199
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726811088
Roll
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LOVE THE DOG OP REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bring it to the pet store and buy it one toy
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love the doggo
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Timestamp, write RB for extra credibility
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>>726811199
winrar
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suck its wiener
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kick it
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>>726811199
Yay
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put peanut butter on your dick and let the dog lick it all up
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Put away crowbar and give this dog best life ever.
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Drive it to the dog store and purchase a puppy treat for it
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Hold a treat out in front of him, so his mouth is open. Then bash his teeth out. As he is crying and bleeding rip open his mouth and shove your cock in it until you cum
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>>726811264
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How about you put peanut butter on the gun and let him lick it. Peanut butter up his life.
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>>726811088
Re rollerblade
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love the doggo please anon
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>>726811251
Nope. OP already delivered on dubs, now we're hunting Trips.

>>726811217
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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Leave the dog alone.
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Cum on him
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>>726811280
rollin
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>>726811088
this
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>>726811355
I'm a winner
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please don't hurt the dog )':
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>>726811264
reroll kek
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>>726811355
this
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With an undo able knot, tie a HWNDU flag to its tail
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>>726808329
Chop it's head off and fuck it's skull
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>>726811342
This
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>>726811088
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Kiss him
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Make Gordon Freeman suit for dogger.
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>>726811426
Thus
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Post a vid of it licking peanut butter off your asshole
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love the dog please
dont hurt him unu
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>>726809427
OP delivers!!!!!!
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>>726811352
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726811355
Let me cum on you, you piece of shit
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>>726811462
this
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>>726811088
Thisssss
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Give pupper a hug
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>>726811342
Roll
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pet him an give him lots of love
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love the dog and stop taking other rolls desu
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>>726811506
Humping
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>>726811479
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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put marker in pupper
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>>726811452
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all of your faggots are wrong

the correct answer is superglue it's butthole shut
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pls dont hurt the dog )):
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>>726811088
Thiss
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>>726811530
Rollie
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Pet the dogger
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>>726811546
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726811560
this
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>>726811560
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>>726811199
>>726811217
>>726811288
same fag
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>>726811546
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life
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>>726811462
Seconding
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love the dog for life and stop taking rolls
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>>726811560
satan commands this
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Pet dog
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>>726811580
Love the doggo for the entirety of its natural life.
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>>726811462
Tripling
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>>726811659
reroll
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>>726811560
do it faggot
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love dog
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Kill him
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>>726811560
Meh why not
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Let the doggo lick your peanut covered dick
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>>726811666
Winrar
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>>726811666

we have a winner, love that doggo OP
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>>726811666
>>726811635
samefag
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>>726811666
LOVE WINS OP

LOVE THE DOGGO FOR THE ENTIRETY OF ITS NATURAL LIFE

NOW GO FORTH AND DELIVER
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>>726811666
satan has spoken!!!
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>>726811666
Winrar!
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Suck the dogs cock then kys.
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>>726811417
Repost
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>>726811666
What did Kek mean by this?

Kek confirmed PETA activist?
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Insert crowbar into anus
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>>726808329
Forcefully feed him glass and tear apart his anal region and keep him on the edge of life so he suffers with unimaginable agony
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>>726811728
I'm the >>726811635
not >>726811666
but ayyy atleast op loves doggo now
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>>726811764
Kek has nothing against good doggos
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>>726811666
WAITING OP
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>>726811818
post screenshot
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>>726811728
You know what's funny to me?

I linked back to every single one of my posts, each of which had the exact same text, and in spite of the fact there's a dozen or so of them, you still fuck it up.

I am not the poster of the second post you linked.
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>>726808633
Stick crowbar up your pooper.
Dog lives
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>>726811837
please superglue your butthole shut

have a nice day
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>>726811811
future school shooter and past pizza toy confirmed
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Do whatever you want but don't hurt the dog
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>>726811666
Delivering... ETA: 8 years

Congratulations, you saved the pupper (its a she btw).
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>>726811666
Deliver, OP. Love him no matter how many shoes he might kill.
And let him wingman you in the park.
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>>726811872
sure thing faggot
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Eat entire doggo raw.
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>>726811941
FUCK >>726808329
>>>726808329
>Forcefully feed him glass and tear apart his anal region and keep him on the edge of life so he suffers with unimaginable agony
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>>726811941
Would you have done anything, anyways?
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>>726811941
Hairy NEET anon confirmed

HILLARY SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN
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>>726811941
you are a hairy motherfucker, you look like you are wearing a gorilla costume

when you poop does shit get stuck to your asshairs?
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>>726811941
WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>726811941
Pupper look happy

Get pupper her shots and give pupper a bath. Is a nice pupper.
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Today Anon was in good mood.
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>>726811941
happy for pupper
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>>726812035
If course im hairy you fucking faggot. Go let nigger fuck your dirty boipussy
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Dress him in tiny dog suit, order pizza, when delivery guy arrives, pretend your talking as the dog, let dog give him money, then give dog pizza to eat while in suit.
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>>726812035
Of*
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>>726811941
Good man, OP.

I'm gonna go be happy because I saved a puppy today. :D
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>>726812159
need me some of this op please accept my rolls
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>>726812215
same anon
we did a great job
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>>726812047
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>>726808329
Good job.
This dog is safe. Still have 2 dogs to roll on the next thread. Good bye.
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>>726808448
Rolling for this bc he is cute
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>>726811666
Satanic trips demands
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420 get and I'm smoking tonight
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Don't do anything stupid with that dog or the internet will find you.
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>>726808329
SMASHING TIME!
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>>726808329
Pretty sure that's an earworm.
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>>726808329
kill the cunt
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smash her head in with crowbar
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>>726808329
Fuck it.
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>>726811666
Wow satan and kek have a heart
But kek does things for the lulz...
What if his lulz is him getting OP to drain his money with this doggo?
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>>726808329
You're obviously 16yo or under to ask such shit!
KYS
Also, your mum is gonna die in her sleep if you don't delete the thread
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>>726811131
roll
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>>726811941
You are an awesome OP
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