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The next time you want to fap, you have a once in a lifetime

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The next time you want to fap, you have a once in a lifetime opportunity: ONE (1) celeb of your choosing will appear doggystyle on your bed, face down ass up & perfectly shaven, to which you are permitted to fuck in the ass for however long and however hard you want until you bust a nut. Who would you pick?

> Post pic of celeb with name at least
> Posts without pic should state name with explanation
> Pic combined w/ name & explanation receives most points

Megan Boone (The Blacklist lead actress). Think she's hot as hell, sexy smile, has a smokin bod which you can see in her nudes. She comes off as kind of a 'good girl', reserved & rarely shows much skin, but still has this subtle sexiness.
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>>726801266
With the leash provided as well.
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for me there can be only one..
there is so little out there of her though, it's depressing.
she is worth fapping myself raw to.
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>>726801266
nudes?? WHERE
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Amanda Seyfried Nude Pics And Videos
http://xindian.us/news/nfsw-amanda-seyfried-joins-emma-watson-in-nude-photos-and-video-leak-thefappening-2017
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>>726801410
Man I think you be trollin this was fappening 1.0 but nevertheless, slight delivery.
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>>726801358
Eeeew, wtf no thanks.
Be a little more original.
You and every "harry potter nerd" want this stupid bitch.
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Christina Aguilera

Because I'm an oldfag
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>>726801634
I'm with you dude. i don't see the attraction. with her. I really dont get it at all.
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Amanda all the way
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>>726801704
what I like about her is that she can look very cute or just downright dirty and personally, as my wife knows, i like to mix it up....
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answer is easy. Maria Sharapova you fucking basement dwelling faggots.
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>>726801704
I've been beating my dick to her for years.
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Duff without a question
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Anyone know a good fappening site?

Also Rosario Dawson.... Like this is even a debate.
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Fucking a girl in the ass as a straight male just means that you have faggot tendencies
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>>726801815
not bad, but it would be better is she wasn't a fucking Russian. that said, better a russian than a nigress.
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>>726801894
I'm gay as fuck then.
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>>726801894
wtf? you really are fucking homo aintcha? fucking a girl up the ass is sublime. you're just bitter coz either your girl just lies there and takes it missionary but won't let you do anything else or youre a fucking wizard. don't talk shit boy
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>>726801853
Like a dumb shit I forgot to add pic so let us try this one mo gain

Rosario Dawson because she has them dick sucking lips a great rack and a pussy that just screams plow me and a great ass and bod... Legit she might not be white but holy shit her body is perfect and her personality is practically that of a nerdy white girl....
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>>726802027
Fine you win - I choose Bai Ling :( and can I also be a Wizard?
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>>726802168
My man she would be my second choice even if she is bat shit insane :/
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>>726801266
Hayley Atwell - close runner up to MB for sure. Just look at her, who wouldnt want that face looking up at you while gettn head. Has the perfect amount of meat on her bones, IMO. Would infest my asshole with a massive cricket colony just to get to watch 5 seconds of any sex tape of hers.

>>726801704
Feel your pain, recall when genie in the bottle was played on MTV over and over and over again
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>>726802443
She always seemed like a Discount Kate Beckensale to me...
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>>726802487
the number of times I've tapped to underworld outfitted Kate beckinsale is unreal. she fucking perfect in those movies.
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>>726802487
Really? From my perspective it's the reverse, but this may be from being subjected to different times where this wide jaw high cheekbone look, visible in both hayley and megan boone, has become more of the ideal.. even in women, maybe especially in women, I can think of jessica chastain too who has this prominent similar set of traits.
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bill cosby
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Courtney Love drunk and angry, all fucking day.
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Would love to have Duffs ass bent over in front of me, not sure how long Inwould last though!
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Anita Sarkeesian
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>>726802888
Olivia Wilde too, forgot her. And I'd definitely be willing to pile drive Olivia's hole if given the opportunity, though she is a bit small
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Sarah Hyland
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>>726803010
Anon that is disgusting, just by the looks of her face you can tell she's the type of chick that has a lot of dark hair near her crack and undoubtedly a bunch of black thick hairs all bushing around her asshole. No doubt either that she is the type to be on her iphone while taking a shit, maybe even talking to a friend, not only farting loud as hell but releasing RANK farts and criticizing anyone locally or via phone for mentioning anything about the noises. Shes lazy and unmotivated so its guaranteed that she at least has a ton of dingle berries festering that mix with vaginal leakage and other anal seepage that creates the ultimate repulsive state of asshole you could ever see, especially when going to spread her ass and a massive fart rips out and a 2 inch log she forgot to take out shoots to the side. Fuck you
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>>726801572
Is this real?

Also, is this that girl from House?
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Minka Kelly
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>>726803534
Lol anon, man.. you know what to do, but.. right click the image in chrome and select search Google for this image, or just type in megan boone nudes and click search.
You can also hit, in quick succession, (PC only)
> WINDOWS key
> U key
> ENTER key

This will automatically get that and more for you, and is my personal preference.
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I once wanted to bang my cousin and now am the Guy Who Wants to Fuck His Cousin
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>>726803860
come back when you're the guy who fucked his cousin and ul have my respect only then bitch
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>>726801572
More of her?
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>>726803796
This just opens Narrator for me in Windows 10 and Chrome.
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Hayley Williams.
She makes my cock diamonds.
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>>726804174
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>>726803928
Bordrelander?
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>>726803972
cant believe i legit got trolled, owned by anon. unreal
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>>726801794
Cringe
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>>726801266
I don't do anal
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>>726802057
She is butt ugly, nigga
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>>726804174
Would definitely eagerly give her ass a go, seems like the type of chick who would groan and say hurry up instead of moan and rub your balls though. Do think better pics, way better pics, exist of her. That second one looks more like a tranny holding on an orange wig while half staring into your eyes half staring out from a dead soul since they all end up killing themselves anyway and the rest have to settle for being truly objectified by Tgirl addicts and passed around as a hole to fill, maybe once in a while get a couple courtesy tugs or strokes here and there.. but.. definitely see a ghostly, maybe even cancer patient, transexual shemale in this one
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>>726803431
Fuck you
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>>726804839

That was deep, man.
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>>726801704
I ran out of cum when the Dirty video came out
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This British supermilf, Kirstie Allsopp
but leave the hair on please
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>>726805207
fuk, what movie was thid from again?
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>>726804656
Could really see her being the type to say no to anal without having a real logical response, but then kind of pulling something together just to feel rational. I think a lot of women are afraid of the possibility of pain and embarrassment and end up just writing it off.. maybe trying it once or twice but having an inexperienced partner who, along with them, have no real idea what to do and just try pushing their dick in hard or start pounding when they feel they are inside at all. Takes patience, LUBE, gradual buildup of stretching, and ability to relax and not tense. Prep takes commitment and time so those not invested into it just skip it and end up realizing there's shit in their intestines and putting a pinky in their asshole doesn't cut it - LOL. It's too bad too because most peeps who actually think before doing it end up enjoyin it a lot. Thats wat happens when you have 60 anal videos on the main page of pornhub where actresses are paid to hide their pain and say 'fuck my ass' while their assholes are probably on fire from being rammed with no lube or stretching type of prep lol.. Guys want to do it and they push for it and then are confused when their girlfriends crying and they are getting charged with manslaughter the next day after the girl fully rips in half from his malicious attack on her asshole
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>>726803207
Sheeeiit. Can you imagine the sounds coming out of her as she bounced her sweaty body on your dick?
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>>726805327
Bridge to terabithia
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>>726805327
Bridge to terabithia
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>>726805394
It would be fucking amazing
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>>726801358
/thread only celeb with talent and beauty in the thread

>>726801634
>>726801705
Every single post ITT is shit compared to her
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>>726801266
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Grow up!
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>>726802057
Can't get past her uneven nostrils
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>>726801266
Rachel Weisz, her voice in the bedroom, yep
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>>726801266
Kim K. She'd be perfect to use and abuse once and then never see again.
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>>726805394
>>726805701

I can't believe people like you both are still promoting this sick shit! She is only 13 YEARS OLD you fucking pedos! Damn go back to 9gag or wherever you scum aggregate until the next thread comes up for targeting
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I don't find any of the hollywood celebrities attractive, most of them are kind of lame even compared to woman I see walking around.
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>>726806713
I only find watson attractive she's unique and I love her voice and qtness. A couple others are fine but I generally don't care about a majority
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Okay I am definitely calling Julianne Hough then... Jesus what I would do to this...
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>>726803534
How dare you mistake this for Oliva Wilde.
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>>726802995
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Alan Palomo

probably one of the hottest people on the planet. great smile, great body, great hair and especially great voice
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>>726805774
Is this Luna?
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>>726806713
Well friend after reading the aggregate culmination of your posts in this thread thus far I would say it's not surprising you don't find those Hollywood celebrities attractive! Why would you, when it is absolutely clear you are completely homosexual without a doubt.. The notion in regards to women compared to celebs that you mentioned is merely a 'residue', if you will, of psychological underpinnings that are almost completely liberated as they must be for your self to survive - you WANT cock, are a HOMOSEXUAL in AMERICA.
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Y'all are just plain wrong
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>>726808599
Nah, most recently from Brimstone
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>>726805901
She's 26.
Now get the fuck out of here.
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>>726805774
She looked great in that photoset.
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This slut you know it would be real fun and real weird. Imagine how loud her voice be once you work up some momentum pounding her ass... TANDY!!
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>>726801266

Alexandra Daddario, famalam
I would fuck her until I pass out
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