God I wish I had a butt to play with
>>726800971
Mayybee one dayy
>>726801080
i need a butt to play with lick and stick as well
>>726801160
Don't we all mate
>>726801080
How do you not have a butt? How would that even work? Do you just poop out of your mouth or what?
>>726801228
I poop out of my fingers
>>726801249
that must make giving handjobs great
>>726801249
Shit, that would mess up my keyboard something awful. I'd probably wear gloves but then the gloves would get all full of poop and I'd look like I was having a severe allergic reaction to gluten. You should really get yourself a butt anon.
>>726801365
Perhaps I should
>>726801133
hope is sooner than later, but as antisocial as i am, its gonna be later than sooner
Buying 1 butt trade me
>>726801500
The struggle is real
>>726801546
>>726801763
That expression just looks funny heheh
>>726801790
mhmm
>>726801835
>>726801945
>>726802046
>>726802079
Food comes first
>>726802133
i wish i died first
>>726802176
Not if I die first
>>726802211
no u
wait
>>726802458
Lmao that's amazing
>>726802484
no u
>>726802612
.////. Th-thanks
>>726802644
ye
>>726802778
Oooo that's a hard pick... Blue butt!
>>726802820
lucario butt is a great butt
>>726803004
Indeeeed
>>726803108
slow night ?
>>726803399
>>726803472
hip hop sure is weird
>>726803500
I know I'd be more into it if it were more like this
>>726803540
sensitive thug
>>726803589
W-who me?
>>726803622
i-i dunnooo..
>>726803651
Kind of true, I guess, except the thug part
>>726803709
sensitive thug
>>726803762
Hnng, st-stahp you...
>>726803809
sensitive thug <3
>>726803980
Hnnnnnngh
>>726804049
fggdfs
>>726804311
What's that mean
>>726804348
it means greiojhgderst jiohgesrdt jio
>>726804638
I'm going to buyuj S ubrdt M etyjvb A fgui C nym K your butt
>>726804780
..oh
>>726804835
i did demonic gorillas for an hour and my wrist feels like death
>>726804908
CHRISTIAN MORALS
>>726805005
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>726805001
same.
>>726805031
you'll succumb to the morals eventually
>>726805293
NEVER! HISSSSSSS REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE SPITTTTTT HISSS REEEEEEEEE
i could give you my butt for your everyday penis needs, but you'd have to bf me first :3
Are you guys all autistic or merely pretending?
>>726805477
We're all very autistic in here. Feel free to join
>>726805337
you will
>>726805477
yes
>>726805511
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
>>726805477
Everyone's mad here, Alice! :D
>>726805532
no you must uphold christian morals, do the thing christians do...
>>726805800
I WANNA GO TO HELL AND FUCK BIG BOOTY DEMON HUNKS
>>726805887
>>726805958
good thing ive never seen that movie otherwise i'd be upset!
>>726805991
I've seen it and I'm very much not upset
>>726806041
is it a good movie?
also arent you extremely tired or something
>>726806071
Was like under 10 when I saw it? Barely remember anything, didn't understand it and didn't enjoy what I do remember much
And I woke up in the morning today so no, not very :p
what what in the butt
>>726806164
i see
i see
>>726806290
My dick in the butt, whose butt is the question
>>726806338
You see
>>726806403
brrbrbrbrbrbrbr
>>726806403
it could be mine, but you'd have to bf first
i'm not that easy
>>726806473
He's lost it!
>>726806518
gbbgbgbgbgbg
>>726806614
Sh-shake that thang @o@
>>726806651
tghghhghhththththhthtiktuihithntb
>>726806748
I can speak secret language too! Lolemomemmome totoucochoh yeror bobutottot!
That is a real language and there's a hidden message in there
>>726806920
you need to find your way over here to touch my butt
>>726807006
I can't believe you figured that out
>>726807058
i am the first person to crack the enigma code so im a super precision code cracker
I'm enjoying this flirty exchange. Do you guys know each other? Why don't you bf each other already? :3
>>726807148
Crack this, I made it harder
fofimoma imomkokonon foficockok cocrorakokonon fofiuror yokokon fofitottot bobukokonon
>>726807380
you wanna sell me a timeshare?
>>726807521
Nope
I mixed two different secret languages heheh, good luck!
>>726807585
im sure it translates to "fuck this place, get a timeshare with the Sunnyvilla Resort!"
>>726807660
Noooope
It says Imma crack your butt :P
>>726807715
nNU donut do that bum is not for cracking theres already a crack
>>726807764
It can always be made wider huehuehuehuehue
>>726807868
how am i suppposed to return my bum if the crack gets larger
>>726808035
Idk, fix it with glue?
Somebody wants butts i hear?
>>726808172
Who doesn't
>>726808096
im all out of super mighty glue (TM) Now available at select super mighty glue verified retailers across the world
>>726808216
Well I got a loaded glue gun on me, ifyouknowhatimean huehue
Right, I'll tone down the lewdness, sorry :P
>>726808369
hot glue?
My hands hurt
>>726808197
I have some butt to spare
Wow my thread is a failure
>>726808517
Hot n sticky
>>726808553
Great, I don't got much porn to contribute with here
>>726808682
well it's the only one and like 10am
good good. good. does it stick well
>>726808682
Sorry, I was posting in the sfur thread, but it's dead now. I'll post some more gfur.
>>726808783
Hopefully!
>>726808790
Thanks butt that's nice of you :)
>>726808915
im running out of snacks :(
>>726809149
Noooooooooo D:
i have some butt that needs playing with
>>726809222
life is a struggle.
>>726809499
No snacks, no partner, and my left hand is starting to hurt :(
You all seem to like the skinny ones this morning....
>>726809579
dude
same
except right hand
>>726809801
Ohright, I got pizza leftovers ;) I'd let you have some
>>726801080
Fucked my first white boy ass last night
You're missing out
>>726809986
How did that go?
>>726809985
i already had pizza today
enjoy ur slices
>>726809986
Not op, but do you wanna share the story?
>>726809986
No need to remind me about it!
>>726810089
I will
I found the manliest lucario ever
>>726810203
ah geez. idk about u but i prefer my lucarios as they are normally portrayed
>>726810296
Here's a nice Matty portrait
>>726810358
ah yes, purple panties, nice large balls, 100/10. the only unsettling thing is the mouth.
>>726809661
I have a bunch of big boy butt on my computer but i cant get on it right now
>>726810449
I was too busy admiring other things to notice
>>726810540
wowzers
>>726810773
Can you blame me lol
>>726810838
nuh i cant blame anyone but myself
im gonna go lay down so if ya wanna keep talking, talk to me thru steam
>>726810947
Might as well, let this thread die in peace
>>726801080
rolling
>>726810092
>be me just getting home after a 10 hr shift
>about midnight and I get a text from this short boy toy who wants to come over
>only ever just talked to him once but I was feeling it
>comes over and is shy as fuck, takes a couple minutes to finally get a conversation out of him
>time passes and we are laying on the bed watching netflix
>I get impatient and make the first move and make him kiss me then felt up his cock through his pants
>he opens up a little and get excited
>he pulls out my dick and starts suck 4/10 head
>he then offers "I know what you can do with that boner" then pulls a condom out of his back pocket
>me to myself "I guess theres a first time for everything"
>put on condom and grab my lube from my chest of goodies
>start stroking his boy cock and getting it and his tight little ass lubed up
>1 finger
>2 finger
>dick
>he can do nothing but moan my name
honestly it's not much different than pussy, other than the fact that pussy lubes itself
>flip him over and grab his sides as I force my cock as deep as I can get it into his tight boy hole
>start pounding until his moaned words are inaudible
>pulling on his boy balls from between my legs as I lay waste to his tight orifice
>finally cum incessantly as he tightens up and drops to the bed
>stroke his cock from under him back towards me until he is flooded in his own creation
Not the best story but I'm short on time. well here you go
>>726811086
Uhm rolling for what
>>726811135
To be OP's butt toy
>>726811192
If only
>>726808530
Handled a bit too much wood
play with your own butt
>>726811756
If only I could fuck it too
Would you actually though? If you could?
Mayhaps
>>726811598
It's really shit to work with when wet.
>>726811756
Did that yesterday, didn't feel particularly good.
>>726812110
Oh well, at least I don't have to worry about it for the rest of the year.
>>726813260
It was quite costly too.
See you later, innovator.
>>726815183
whisper me health care reforms
>>726814430
Got anything more like this?
>>726815718
*leans in close*
*strokes ur hair*
"long term improvement of health outcomes isn't possible without cultural changes bolstered by a competitive market for care"
*squeeze ur butt*
>>726815828
should I be for aussies global healthcare since Im a drain on society and dont have a job to pay taxes?
Commonly known as "a uni student"
>>726815796
Specify
>>726815946
if you care about milking as much money from the system as possible and yelling "fuck you got mine" as it collapses, yes.
>>726815952
Cum being washed away with piss, or watersports in general
>>726816011
yeeeee boiiiiiiiiii
Dont need to worry about the long term effects when you'll be invaded by china in 5 years
>>726816093
Invaded? Naw, they're just gonna buy you.
>>726816124
will have to slave away in the shitpost mines
>>726816228
on the plus side the chinks will probably genocide your aborigines properly
>>726816272
eh, smokes and liquor will do it eventually
>>726816324
that's what you'd think but somehow they keep popping out kids before dying in a pool of feces and petrol
>>726816378
I blame nef for harboring all the abos and not culling
>>726816417
it's definitely his fault but at least he made white babies
>>726816455
>contributing to the future of the planet
why even bother
>>726816567
good goy.
>>726816605
yeah, kikes will just ruin it anyway
i also say goy to my jewish friend and he keeps calling me a polfag
he also really likes Destiny
>>726816715
the game or the streamer with a beard whose body looks like it belongs on a 12 year old
>>726816087
Sorry, nothing actually worth posting.
>>726816755
>>726816874
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
>>726816929
its a shop but its still a pretty good meme
>>726817005
oh I got maymay'd, rip
>>726817038
is niggercare really bad in murica? I dont know much about it
>>726801080
>>726817127
yeah it basically imposes the monopoly of garbage insurance companies into law via the mandate, which also forces the healthy to pay for the ill and subsidizes truly abominable decisions that a lot of our population makes
what we had prior to that wasn't great either
>>726817258
so are people who complain about it being replaced just complaining because twump is menie?
>>726817340
Most of the liberals complaining about it have no idea why obamacare is bad OR why trumpcare is bad, but both are true. Trumpcare was not a good replacement, it was obamacare lite.
>>726817394
wasnt it paul nignog ryan's attempt which no one wanted anyway?
anyone ever try this?
>>726817505
He wrote it, but it'd be dishonest not to give some blame to Trump who could've pushed for a much less garbage bill. Trump wanted Ryan to rush something out that he could point to and say "see, I've replaced obamacare, kept my promise" and so forth. So Ryan drafted a garbage compromise bill which nobody wants - republicans don't want it since it's a bad bill and dems don't want it since a republican made it and obviously they don't want to undo king obongo's legacy.
The CORRECT course of action would've been to propose legislation that was substantially girthier - full repeal of obamacare, shrinking of medicaid, expansion of insurance law across state lines such that monopoly would be undercut - and then bargain from there. Trump understands that this would be the logical way to do business, since making deals is literally what he's famous for, but I suspect he didn't care enough to put in the legwork here.
Any webms of gifs, anyone?
>>726817724
I didnt have much followup
>>726817639
Eating shit? No. Might be interesting if someone forced me to do so though.
>>726817639
i did, and it's fucking delicious
>>726817918
I don't expect you to have complex thoughts on America's health care system. The tl;dr is basically that Trump is not above blame here.
Is there a name for that type of pepe, the squished ones? I see them on kc all the time.
>>726818029
Nah but its probably one of my favourite types of pepes
and the one which has his little qt hands
>>726817639
A couple of times. Have to be in the right frame of mind and sub space
>>726817923
Got any detailed green text to go with that? :)
>>726818118
it's a good frogs
>>726818121
Can you tell us a detailed story on how that conversation comes about and how it went down?
>>726818242
>>726818247
Dunno, it was just something my sim kept hinting about. He basically got me into piss so I suppose it was the next logical step. First time was eating it from a bowl whilst chained. He encouraged me with some verbal and physical pushing. Took time but managed to eat it all down. Second time was a direct feeding from under his hole whilst in chains. To be honest I find it vile, but the helplessness and forced nature of it all is what turns me on and also knowing it is what he likes
jesus
fucking
christ
>>726818811
Dom, not sim. Argh
>>726818811
Let me guess, Germany?
"murica"
>>726801080
wow you made a thread?
>>726821259
I guess, I've done it before lol
>>726821701
spoopy
>>726822115
Poopyyy
I need an adult
>>726823200
I'm an adult
>>726823320
I need you
>>726823387
Needing tolerated
>>726823496
I forgot what should I do next.
>>726823621
You tell me
>>726823702
Oh yeah, now I remember. The reason why do I need an adult is because I need someone more experienced in the subject of achieving hfo. Simply not masturbating for long periods of time aren't enough.
>>726824562
You need an adult who is not me
>>726824720
What kind of qualifications do you have?
>>726824834
I fap far too much to have any experience in hfo
>>726824902
Shame. Anything you're good at?
>>726825007
Regarding what
>>726825215
Sex related stuff would be preferred but talking in general also isn't bad.
>>726825496
No experience in the field what so ever
Other than fapping too much that is
>>726825585
Do you also think this conversation is going nowhere?
>>726825917
Yeah, meaningless conversations is one thing I do have experience in, I can have them for hours at a time
>>726826039
Good for you, I absolutely suck at them. I can't hold a conversation for more than maybe 15 minutes as I always run out of stuff to talk about.
>>726826209
I'd keep going but I've already had my meaningless conversation with Matty today, so ours is for another time
>>726826368
for today*
>>726826368
Understandable.