Ask someone with Stage 4 Kidney Failure anything..

>>726797462
favourite touhou?

>>726797462
which?

How's my future going to be?

>>726797500

never played it

>>726797548
both are fucked, running at less than 30%

>>726797660

probably shit, sorry mate

so, how long do you have?
any donors in site?
why your kidneys smoked? You a drinker or something?
>the fuck do I know about this shit

>>726797462
When were the first symptoms, and what were they?

>>726797462
When did u become an alcohol

have you ever fucked a nigger?

>>726797462
How fat are you?

>>726797462
do you like kidney beans or steak and kidney?

>>726797462
Why should we care?

Will drinking a gallon of water literally kill you?

how did you get stage 4 failure?

>>726797879

i have to start dialysis next year, then not sure how long ill last after that

not sure about donors yet, there has been rumors of people being on the waiting list for like 6 years though.

got a condition called Alport Syndrome, pretty shitty,

>>726797930


shitty eyesight, shitty hearing was a sign of the condition i have. had some pains in my guts for a bit and when i went to the doctors they said they are fubar.

google Alport Syndrome

>>726797966

when i was fermented

>>726798310
has your disease fucked any other part of your body yet

>>726797968

sure havent, im australian, so i wouldnt go near an abo. they are all ugly as fuck

>>726798030

i weigh 70 kilo and am 186 cm tall, so not fat at all. pretty underweight actually

>>726798362
>google Alport Syndrome
I actually just did. Sounds rough, m8.

What's the prognosis?

>>726798310
how's your hearing?
This girl in my bible study has been on dialysis for a helluva long time. It sucks, of course, but she's still kicking and doing OK.
6 years will fly by, /b/ro. Keep your chin up. I have shitty genetics too.

>>726798066

i dont mind kidney beans in chilli and tacos and shit like that. i do like a big steak though.

>>726798460
Well that's your problem, you're weighing yourself in kilos. Weight yourself in pounds like an American you Muslim cunt.

>>726798139

you shouldnt

>>726798204

nah they said drinking water is the best thing for me, no more alcohol, coca cola or anything like that

>>726798499
seriously, now: kill yourself

>>726798362
>shitty hearing was a sign of the condition
does this mean when you turn up your cell phone to high and ignore the warning that it could cause damage?

>>726798546
what's the prognosis m8 are there any chances of recovery?

>>726798280

over time my kidneys dont filter out the protein out of my blood properly, the protein eventually creates tiny cuts and when it heals up it scars.

>>726798486

wing it until i get dialysis then a kidney transplant. hopefully im not on the waiting list for too long though,

what was/is your favorite beers

>>726798490

hearing is shithouse, i avoid listening to music too loud cos i know its doing more harm.

eyesight is also shithouse too, haha lucky me right

>>726798499

im an ausfag, get with the majority of the world you yankee faggot

>>726798583

well i was born with shitty hearing, so ive always been aware of it. but only found out about the condition when i was 18 and im 26 next week. i was hoping i had more time before they got this low

>>726798602

i can get dialysis and then eventually a transplant, but other than that, its a waiting game. no cure for it unfortunately

>>726798611
>over time my kidneys dont filter out the protein out of my blood properly, the protein eventually creates tiny cuts and when it heals up it scars.
I have the same problem, caused by Lupus. It sucks real bad.

How's your singing voice?

Do you talk normal?
voocoroo if not plox

>>726798698

well i dont drink anymore cos im shit, but before that, my partner and i used to drink dark german beers like king ludwigs

>>726798382
So it's not from. Drinking?

>>726797462
Why are you gay? Its common medical knowledge that only faggots have kidney failure.

Did you like the original Mad Max?

is it true Mel Gibson is worshipped like a God?

I actually know his family. Coolest people you'd ever want to meet.

>>726798899

my singing voice is shithouse, but i dont have a speech impediment like some deaf people do. no vocaroo soz

>>726798978

nah, google alport syndrome.

>>726798986

probably cos i used to fuck too many women :(

>>726798996

original mad max was great, australian classic.

yea he is a god lol

id love to meet them, they must be loaded now though

Have you heard of sweat therapy?

>>726797462
Do you take an interest in the penises of large?

are you die?

>>726798611
damn, sounds nasty.
i want to say something like "hope it gets better soon" but i realize how dumb that sounds since scarring is permanent

>>726799199

just had a look at it then, i have heard of it once or twice before. i live in the desert, so sweating is something im good at haha

>>726799128
>>id love to meet them, they must be loaded now though
extremely humble. They work like niggers on landscaping and shit. Very athletic. Truly salt of the earth.
Mel's cool too.

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>>726797462
I fucking love apple fritters

>>726799070
2lazy sorry anon. Hope you find a kidney

>>726797462
If you have a kidney transplant, will you ask the surgeon to keep your kidneys, so that you can EAT THEM?!

>>726799224

only sometimes

>>726799261

eventually, yes

>>726799282

yea ill be right haha, just need a new kidney or two

>>726799299

thats awesome, i feel like if i was as rich as mel i wouldnt want my parents working. but then again, they can do what the fuck they want lol

>>726799303

yum, me too

>>726799408
good luck anon, hope you can find a donor

>>726799326

actually i could ask, im sure they have had worse requests

>>726799293
Just remember it when you're on dialysis. On the 3 day intervals, you'll start to feel shitty. Sweat your ass off, and keep your weight constant with rehydration, and it will keep you feeling better for that long interval.

>>726799310

hah thanks, yea i hope so too

>>726799526

the doctors said peritoneal (dialysis at night while i sleep) would probably be best for me so i can work full time too, will see how i go though.

Have you considered getting a kidney from china? Can you buy one someplace?
>good incentive to work
what kind of work do you do?

>>726799743

i have health insurance that covers transplants. so hopefully i wont have to worry about where it comes from.

i currently work in the mines but im moving closer to the coast to get better healthcare and will find a better job thats less physical.

the pay wont be the same but im debt free so ill be right.

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>>726797462
Just take some creatine and don't drink any water bro you will be fine

>>726799872
WTF do you do in the mines? What do you mine? I didn't know people still did shit like that.

Do you ever get to dynamite rock and stuff? Looks exciting on TV. Anything spoopy down there? Seen giant spiders or something?

Speaking of which , do you have to check for drop bears before getting into your car?

>>726799889

sure, ill let you know how it goes lol

>>726799962

well i actually dont work "in" a mine, but i have been underground. its pretty scary

i work in a lead smelter, we take the lead that has been dug up from underground and refine it and cast it out into bullion. its not nearly as fun as it sounds haha.

but yea underground is pretty spoopy, your headlamp turns off and you cant see a foot infront of your face.

dropbears are actually a big problem where i live, they occasionally attack people if they are wearing shiny jewelry, but i carry a baseball bat in my car incase something happens

I was in Cedars Sianai in LA (where celebs go to die) and in 1 week there my bill was 225,000 US and most of the nurses were flips and doctors were middle eastern. I don't think I had one white doctor out of the dozen I saw.

is it like that there?

>>726800191

there is a lot of indian doctors here, but more australian ones, which im happy about, they are easier to understand haha


how was it so expensive for one week? i have private insurance so i wont have to pay out of pocket

>>726798310
are u aware that after transfer people dont live longer than 6 years?

>>726798362
Did they say why you have it?

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>>726800134
>its not nearly as fun as it sounds haha.
it does sound pretty cool but probably hard AF. I've cast my own lead bullets and nearly fucked myself up doing it. That must be some gnarly shit. Is it super hot in there? It must be, right?

I've been in some caverns in Kentucky and it is freaky being in total darkness.

>dropbears attacking shiny jewelry
all my keks
top bantz

>>726800334
>how was it so expensive for one week? i have private insurance so i wont have to pay out of pocket
jew hospital but they're all like that I think
surprisingly the operation and stuff was cheap
it was the daily nurses and they bring a doctor around every few hours to look at you ($400/visit) that added up. Thank God I had insurance and that lowered the bill to 60k and I paid around 5k of that.
It's a complete and total racket, naturally.

>>726800339

please show evidence of that lol

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>looking up alport syndrome on wiki
>"Alport syndrome is a genetic disorder..."

sorry for the bad luck anon, best of luck

>>726800392

got it from my mum, its heredity unfortunately

>>726800400

it is an awesome job, working 50 hours a week, 2 days, 2 nights 4 days off. i work a lot of weekends and shit but i have a long weekend every week.

lead is a scary element, we cast it out at around 360 degrees Celsius, but before we cast it out we have to get all the impurities and shit like arsenic and copper. we do that by putting caustic acid and sulphur and shit on it.

the dropbear is my favorite animal to talk about haha

>>726800540

holy shit man, ive only ever been to the hospital a few times and never had to pay out of pocket, but ive been on my parents health insurance all my life. im on my own now because i turned 25

>>726800612

haha yea i got the shit stick didnt i, aw well, not my mums fault. even more annoying is that it doesnt really effect women, they are just carriers

>>726800751
>we do that by putting caustic acid and sulphur and shit on it.
fucking gnarly
I just scoop the dross off the top. People melt lead tire weights down and we use that to cast.
No doubt, that sounds like a great gig.
I've done stupid shit like get water in the pot and splash lead everywhere.

Have you seen anything really scary happen?

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>>726800816

>>726800946

yeah we scoop the dross off with a big overhead crane.

we use big old stirrers to stir in the caustic and sulphur right, and they are like probably 2 tonne of steel, i saw one get shot 30 meters into the air when a hose got left on the lead and it made its way down.

it hit the roof of the area and blew the windows out for about 100 meters

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>>726801012

thats only a baby one

>>726801086
holy crap did lead splash all over? how are you dressed in there?
That sounds really freaking scary.
I worked with heavy equipment in the oil field and people always got hurt but I never saw it.
Also, what are your co-workers like? in the oilfield they were all pretty tough talkers
>>726801147
kek
good thing you have a bat!
>nobody here believes me that you guys have cute possums.

>>726801371

i meant to say they were using a hose to cool the lead down (its fine to put water ontop of lead, but lead ontop of water is where the explosions happen)

so yea lead splashed everywhere, they used a bobcat to scoop it all up. we wear all long fire retardant clothes, plus a respirator, helmet and gloves.

all the guys are pretty rough, its hard as im young and not a redneck like most of them, but my crew is good.

yeah possums here are pretty cute, can feed them banana and fruit and shit, still wouldnt want to have one as a pet or anything,

possums in the states are ugly as shit, soz haha

do you still pee?

>>726801716

occasionally

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>>726797462
Good luck anon

>>726801755
thats like twice a day occasionally, or twice a week?

>>726801770

thamks friendo

Whats the one thing you would tell your past self to avoid this?

>>726801850

a few times a day, i piss more often than most people though. i drink quite a lot of water

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You sound like a cool guy. Best of luck to you.
What kind of porn you into?

>>726797462
Medsurg nurse fag, damn man. Shit sucks.
Do you have insurance to help you out?
Are you keeping with reduced salt diet and liquid restrictions?

>>726801910

dont drink as much alcohol, we arent sure what has made it fail so quickly, but alcohol isnt good for them anyway.

if i could go back and give myself advice, it would be " invest all your money in apple or microsoft, date holly and dont hang around courtney" lol

>>726801578
holy moley that is really scary. i can't even imagine. I respect the shit out of lead now that i've burned the shit out of myself with it. Speaking of which, how is the level of lead in your blood? I never worried about it too much because supposedly it has to be dust or whatever to be dangerous.
Yes, i was in college when i worked in the oilfield and got a lot of shit. Some guys were pretty cool but for some reason the whole vibe was to be a tough guy, especially on the rigs.
haha they're totally cute ...ours look like giant rats, nobody has ever seen a cute possum
>gibs wombat
fuck those things are cute

>>726801980

haha thanks, i do try and keep calm even though ive been given a pretty grim sentence lol

uh porn, probably 3some stuff, 2 girls one guy. had a 3some with my missus and this other girl i went to school with, it was great.

still trying to talk her into another but she rarely gets that drunk anymore haha

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>>726801980
This

>>726802026
woah how much alcohol did you consume daily?

>>726802115

wasnt necessarily that i drank too much, it was that i shouldnt have had any. which wasnt really something an 18 year old wanted to hear

>>726797462
have you watched imbetweeners s3 ep1?

>>726802072

yea lead can be good to work with when you learn what it can and cant do. my lead level is low, only 20 ppm (parts per million) which is less than half the "limit" on site.

i used to work in a nickel refinery before i worked here, and all the guys there were old country guys who hated young guys coming in to "took their jerbs"

wombats are awesome, if you get one from a "joey" (a baby) it will be just like a big heavy dog. just as fun to rough to play with.

id definitely get one

>>726802246

no i havent, sorry matey. not overly big in australia

>>726802343
>it will be just like a big heavy dog. just as fun to rough to play with.
oh, man, I've seen youtube vids like that and i'm jealous. Once again, a creature I never knew existed before chatting with you fellas on the chans.
5am in Cali, I'm going to bed, down-under anon. Been a pleasure! Wishing you the best

>>726802524

no worries mate, check out sugar gliders if you want to see some more cute animals haha

yeah its only 10 pm here.

cya mate, good chat