New secrets thread. Tell us your deepest secret

Not my deepest, I've been fucking this guys wife with him for months, while still in a relationship. Will feed in others throughout the thread

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>>726792062
I accidentally fucked your dad

>>726792155
His ass or massive rolls?

I can't "git gud" when it comes to video games. I used to be relatively good with games but now I'm complete trash. This makes me want to physically kill the other person, or at least hurt them. That or killing myself in the moment because to me if I'm not good at 1 simple game, I'm not good enough for life.

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>>726792062
I'm naked under my cloths.

>>726792609
What games do you suck at

>>726792636
I'm not

>>726792769
POGTFO

>>726792730
All of them. Especially life (hue).
>can't climb solo que in league
>can't win at Hearhstone without shelling money to blizzard
>was shit at Pokemon go even though I averaged about 15 miles a day
>can't play yugioh on mobile because wtf are link cards now and the RNG it's complete shit.
>haven't played any console games since ps2.

>>726792894
No you

>>726792968
This is because you're playing shit games

Get sexually harassed by friend in 4th grade

>>726793362
I honestly don't know what to play anymore. Recently I've been playing FFX on an emulator on my PC for nostalgia purposes.
>waiting on KH3 because I'm a faggot who should khs since I won't amount to anything in life since I'm a slacker as well.

>>726792062
Im not big boned like I tell everyone. I'm
just fat :(

>>726793925
hahaha

I love the smell of my cum

>>726793925
I'm far too anon. First is accepting it. Now that you know you're apart of the fat fuck club, the next step is to eat less and cut out soda from your diet. Did that and I lost 5 pounds in a month. It's baby steps. I'm still 280, but I can fit into my jeans I wore in high school

Even though I'm next to my sleeping girlfriend of 9 years, I think I'm worthless. I've lost my motivation to do anything in life. University is trash, work is ok but I'm limited to only working 20hrs/week. My family loves me, but I can't see myself being worth more than a cup of water.
>suicide doesn't seem like a good idea bc of vices, but sleeping is the same as being dead to me.

>>726794176
Yeah soda is also bad for your teeth. I used to be fit but now im just fat and buff ive been getting back in shape tho

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>>726794526
look at this faggot with his fancy CUP like he's some kind of fucking Royalty!

>>726794591
try Crystal Light, man. I recently gave it a shot, and it USED to be flavorless shit, but they did something to it and now it has actual fucking flavor! It's delicious and soda weight just MELTS off.

I am fascinated by animal cock and i'm trying to get my BF into the idea of letting me play with one

>>726795456
grill or dude?
also nice fetish
if grill i would marry

>>726795499
Dude. (Sorry to disappoint)

He seems ok with it.

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Bill Cosby touched my doodle

I can't get over my ex

I'm 30 years old. I'm wearing a sweater and I've just noticed that it has a very distinct old man smell. I think it's from a bit of sweat and old school classic Old Spice deodorant. Whatever it is, I can't stop sniffing it, I'm super okay with having old man smell.

Also, in the past month since turning thirty, I've noticed stray gray hairs growing on the rim of my ears, tendonitis in my left elbow, and I got my first hemmoroid after a weekend of drinking for my birthday. Welcome to mid life, I guess.

I'm pretty much always drunk. Life has no joy sober. I spend almost 30% of my income on booze each month..

>>726795915
34 here, welcome to the oldtimer life.

>>726795915
>>726796025
Is it true life only gets worse after 25?

>>726796111
Trips check.
And no not for me. I'm in better shape than ever, make more money than ever before, have a non drama girlfriend and life is good.

my friend's gf is a fucking annoying fat bitch who lives like a god damned filthy hoarder. She leaves her underwear in the bathroom and one night I got so unbelievably turned on by her scent that I ended up stealing like 10 pairs of her dirty panties.

Her place was so fucking messy that I know they weren't noticed. I also snooped around and found some micro sd cards and got some semi-nude pics.

Now I want to hate-fuck this bitch so god damned hard that my dick aches, and the best I can do is bust a furious nut with the panties I've stolen. I still hate her though.

>>726792062
i hate being /fit/ and would honestly be a 300 pound oreo scarfing monster if i thought girls wouldnt leave me

I'm cheating on myself with another woman

>>726796256
>300 pound oreo scarfing monster if i thought girls wouldnt leave me
Kek find your self a fat chick. They are tons of fun in the sack and stay loyal. Then you can grow fat as well.

I know my friend's e621 name
He doesn't know I know
He posts furry sissy porn and other stuff
>Should I expose him to his uni mates /b/?

>>726796395
black mail him into sex or whatever

>>726796395
you shouldn't

>>726796395
Fuck his ass. Or get him to suck you off.

>>726794526
>girlfriend
>University
>work
>My family loves me

You poor thing. You have it so rough.

I want to be in a relationship with you so badly, but I'm scared of hurting you or her by doing so. Convince me I'm making the right decision by dating you by deciding for me. Tell me you want to be mine and me be yours and it'll happen.

I want to fall in love with you, K

>>726796713
Exactly! I shouldn't Fucking feel like I'm worthless since I'm fucking blessed! And yet I do, and that adds on to it.

>Be me
>12
>At school, just chilling in recess
>Friend gets out his phone and moves to corner of room
Starts reading something
>Catch glimpse 5mins later
>A fucking mlp fanfic site
>Niggawot.jpg
>He doesn't know I know
>I don't WANT to know
>Never brought it up with him

>>726796911
Depression. get some meds mate

>>726792062
>Tell us your deepest secret

Hm. Jerked off to newborn puppy dogs getting cock in their mouths and sucking on it like a nipple.

>>726796911
You're just another typical stupid teenager who's obsessed with himself. I guarantee you were a Bernout.

>>726796111
>>726796183
Nice trips. I'll piggyback onto what the other oldanon said. For me, it's pretty good. Good job, good house, nice wife. I've got my hobbies and shitposting to keep me occupied. Sort of feel like life is easier, not stressing about basic shit anymore. It's not that way for everyone. Personally, my biggest hurdle is coming to terms with not having such a young body anymore. All these aches and pains that came up overnight, like a flashing yield sign. My body is telling me to slow my roll, so I'm focusing on getting and staying healthy, especially since men in my family have an expiration date around 65 otherwise

I once put a xanax in my sisters drink when we were at home one night drinking and i ended up fucking her bareback.

Moved away from home for a job. Made a lot of money and used it to help me pass and live as a girl. Got a new job after the surgeries. Family and friends don't know yet.

>>726797303
Fucked her pussy or ass?

>>726797060
Pretty much on point except for the teenager. Defiantly a burnout. What's the point if I'm not gonna feel good about myself?
Probably gonna kill myself after visiting my family. Leave my little brother with my last paycheck.

>>726797618
>Defiantly a burnout.

Not burnout. Bernout. Boinie Sandals supporter.

I have a snuff/ esficctiation fetish in which my ex dies as I quite literally fuck the life out of her, never gonna happen tho

>>726797303
Did you cum in her?

>>726797373
Pussy

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>>726797733
Can't even get that shit right. Welp /b/ros it's been a fucking pleasure. Offing myself Tuesday.

>>726797800
Worst spelling ever

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>>726794526
I know how you feel I got a girl and a promising music career; I just feel like I'm not trying hard enough and im letting drugs get to me. I've recently taken to doing a lot more cocaine, but only on the weekends

>>726797935
Was it good?

>>726798012
>and im letting drugs get to me. I've recently taken to doing a lot more cocaine

I hope you OD, worthless oxygen thief.

>>726798036
Best pussy i ever had. I almost came inside but i didnt want to suffer the consequences lol

>>726797941
It's 3:24 & I could give a fuck. I got my message across & that's all that matters

>>726798183
Fuck her mouth too?

I got fucked by a trap

And enjoyed it

>>726798106
Why?

>>726798255
No i didnt honestly i was too afraid she would come to her senses only to realize she is sucking her
Younger brothers cock

>>726798311
But you fucked her tight pussy and she didn't come to her senses then

>>726793545
Then do it faggot, holy shit you're sad. If you don't want to play good games, or even attempt to play consoles past the PS2, then maybe it makes sense you won't be good at THE MAJORITY OF THE GAMES YOU DON'T PLAY.

Fucking christ.

>>726798301
Yay is shit drug. Ridiculous price for a even more ridiculous high.

>>726797303
Plan on doing it again?

>>726798820
All drugs are shit drugs

>>726797003
ive jerked to the youtube vids of women breast feeding animals

>>726799130
Breast feeding normal babies too or just animals?

>>726799183
something about the animals man so kinky

>>726799279
Yea I only ever saw 2 of puppies sucking the cock. But fuck it made me cum so hard.

when i was 14 i set up a trap for squirrels because i wanted to torture it. One morning i got one and i carefully cut into it without killing it, and peed on it. I kept playing with it until it died, then i tried cooking it but I was too pussy to eat it.
I dont know what the fuck was wrong with me . I would never do that again.

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>>726792062
>Tell us your deepest secret
I'm trans and no one around me knows. Everyone treats me as a girl and im packing a cock

>>726799495
Or did try fucking it or jerking off on it? Kek

>>726799523
Show booty

>>726797939
yo LAfag, SDfag here
What's going on, man? Why this decision?

>>726799614
can't do that with a vagina.

>>726799641
At work rn, no way

>>726799707
tits or gtfo

>>726799719
DO IT FAGGOT

>>726799770
No

If i post from my iphone is it likely the police could find out who i am?

>>726799523
so many dudes wish they could meet a passable, perfect set up, no one knows you like dick cause to the world you have a normal sexy gf but at home your licking her bulge telling her how beautiful she is

my girlfriend admitted she hasn't loved me in months last night and it's broken my heart and i don't know what to do

>>726799825
You don't have any pics already? What kind of trap are you?

>>726799852
Only person who knows im trans besides my dr is my bf. Tbh I'm afraid i will lose him when i get the snip.

>>726796911
If you do things that do not align with your core values, you will feel worthless. No matter the amount of love or privileges you have.

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>>726799905

>>726799994
Post boipucci

got molested for like 5 years when i was a kid by my dad. i think i was in cp too but im not sure. never really told anyone, it made me too shy to talk about my feelings to anyone and its years since it happened so i cant really do anything.

>>726800070
How old were you? What happened?

I'm a 30 year old virgin with no chances of ever having a normal relationship.

>>726800070
Get therapy. It works.

>>726800115
from like 3/4 years old to about 8. he would say he was bathing me and molest me in the bath, when i was about 5 he raped me. my parents were split so i stayed at his on weekends, he'd come into my room on a night and make me touch his dick and suck him off

>>726800151
Why?

>>726800235
>he would say he was bathing me and molest me in the bath

Did he say that or just what you remember? What did he do then?

>my parents were split so i stayed at his on weekends, he'd come into my room on a night and make me touch his dick and suck him off

What was your reaction?

>>726800181
have one, i cant talk about it or anything. im a confident person but i get too nervous speaking about it. itd help a lot but im just stopping myself

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>>726792062
I don't find traps that attractive...

>>726800318
What are your feelings on it now? Do you ever feel like killing him?

>>726800266
I have no will to live, no friends, shitty job, no goals or aspirations, fat as fuck, ugly as fuck, never even kissed a girl or held hands with a girl, socially inept...the list goes on and on.

I'm unironically addicted to weed. I smoke 2+ grams every day.

Constant anxiety about money but I cant stop

i hate myself and everitihgn im my fucking life

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>>726792062
I am currently losing feelings for my gf, i really love her, She is my first girlfriend ever.

She is really nice and sweet most of the time but with a snap of a finger she turns into obsessive jealous psycho.

Not too long ago she got super angry because i liked a picture of some aesthetically pleasing chick on facebook. Im really afraid of losing all the history and memories we built together. I got noone to talk about this shit anways

>>726800313
i remember being in the bath with him, at first it was very infrequent but then he began doing it every week. he said the bath thing as a coverup so my family wouldnt disturb him
i was normally compliant, as a kid i was naturally shy and obedient. i cried a lot though, like every time he did something

>>726796111
No. Why would you believe that?

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>>726800415

>>726800458
What would he do in the bath?

Guy here. Growing up I thought it was normal to suck my dads cock and swallow his cum whenever he wanted.

>>726800373
kind of okay with it now. i make side jokes about it with the one friend ive talked about it in detail with. i'd like to kill him but i never will

>>726800505
Cant remember when was the last time i've witnessed a sunrise, i might watch it this morning

I love to piss in my pants

>>726800610
pamperchu pls go

>>726800566
>i make side jokes about it with the one friend ive talked about it in detail with

How do you joke about something like that?

Also did he cum in your mouth?

>>726800554
Did you suck him good?

>>726800696
Yep. I generally liked it and by 7 I was initiating a lot of the cock sucking.

>>726800379

It's hard, but you shouldn't give up. You can always change yourself if you aren't happy. It's not much advise at all, but girls don't always go for guys with looks. I am working on myself as well and I've found the more positive I am, the more receptive people are to me.

>>726800675
kinda easy to joke. she has similar experiences so she does it too. kind of lets it out without me having to directly say anything about it.
yeah. the first time he ever tried something he actually pissed in my mouth.

>>726800379
Go to the gym and shave your neckbeard armpits, stay clean, brush your teeth. The first goal is to not smell and be fat.Don't mumble when you speak and be social in everywhere. The worst you can get is ' go away'.If you don't know how to aproach someone go and ask them a question simple as like for some workout routine.Keep in touch with family.Stop rotting in your house is the main point at this time

>>726800801
Was it casual or intimate?

>>726800808
True, if your depressed people will avoid you bcs you make then feel depressed aswell

>>726795915
30 =/= midlife. 50 is midlife. You're still young enough to be stupid.

>>726800894
>yeah. the first time he ever tried something he actually pissed in my mouth.

lol gross.

I wish I was born female and I'm probably going to off myself (for other reasons but it doesn't help. Mostly a crisis of self and loneliness)

>>726800950
I'd say more casual. Sometimes days would go by with nothing, other times I'd suck him off 2-3 times a day. I grew to love it and look forward to it, hence starting to initiate it myself so I could feel his cock cumming in my mouth.

>>726801142
Did he cum fast? Were you really into it like jerking him off and bobbing your head up and down or just do bored motionless sucking while looking at something else?

Did he fuck your ass?

I was raped at age 11 by my 22 year old uncle

>>726798217
Ursfixeeashun can be fun, have you tried?

>>726795950
Me to anon...me too.
I'm drinking right now and have been since 7am, it's okay to be substance dependant so long as you know you are and have an exit plan for when to can't afford it anymore

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>>726798820
I know, I feel like I'm wasting away but I'd feel better if I had a reason to quit. I realize my friends are enablers, i just can't seem to find my own will to say no. I'm not religious or family oriented but I wish I was.

>>726799862
Look out for yourself anon

>>726799523
You are my dream gf.

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>>726799862
man, that is heartbreaking, Gosh im kind of in the opposite situation. Im losing feeligns for my gf, idk waht to do.

>>726801242
Sometimes he came fast, sometimes took a bit longer like when I initiated it and he was still flacid and I'd have to suck him stiff first. I started with jerking him off, then later he made me suck his cock, pretty much motionless as I wanked him into my mouth. He later taught me how to slide my mouth up and down his cock while wanking him. I liked doing that so guess I was really into it, wanting to feel his cock cumming in my mouth.

He never touched me in any way other than letting me suck his cock.

>>726800808
Just don't give up, okay? Learn to accept yourself and learn from your mistakes. Be eager, be hungry(for life, but food is okay, too.)

Not one single relationship will ever change the core of who you are, it will only distract you. Learn to deal with loneliness. It's actually awesome to spend time with yourself because you have unlimited options of what you can do. Try getting some fitness in. if you can't afford a gym, try walking 30 minutes every day, eventually get to the point to where you can jog. Try googling some healthy, inexpensive meal plans. I'm rooting for you, anon.

>>726801670
So you grew up normally like that?

>>726800956
>Just don't give up, okay? Learn to accept yourself and learn from your mistakes. Be eager, be hungry(for life, but food is okay, too.)
>Not one single relationship will ever change the core of who you are, it will only distract you. Learn to deal with loneliness. It's actually awesome to spend time with yourself because you have unlimited options of what you can do. Try getting some fitness in. if you can't afford a gym, try walking 30 minutes every day, eventually get to the point to where you can jog. Try googling some healthy, inexpensive meal plans. I'm rooting for you, anon.

>>726794176
Im not even trying to be a dick rn but you were 280 in high school?

i had fun with 14

>>726795950
You need to switch to cheap vodka and cranberry. Or cheap scotch and ginger ale.

>>726797800
Don't give up hope

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>>726802163
Gin and pineapple juice is always a good cheap option.

>>726799862
Gotta move on. Plenty of fish in the sea. Don't tell me she's the one, cause obviously she's not. Dump her, get over her, band chick, repeat...

Secretly creep snapped my gfs mother in their shower
Delayed breaking up wigh gf specifically so I would have more time to prepare/have the balls to go through with setting up the cam

>>726795950
andrew? :^)))

>>726792062
i like sex.

fucked my sister as part of group, she was blindfolded so didn't know it was me

>>726803001
bet you nutted quick

>>726795775
Everyone's secret

>>726803143
yes, while she was blowing me, lasted a bit longer when I was fucking her from behind, but was hard very fast all night

>>726803241
was her ass nice? did you fuck her anally or just get in that pussy?

been fucking a friends mom for the last few years

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I suck at mega man games, but am a mega man god in ssb4

>>726792062

Shit hope someone can relate. Im straight up addicted to fapping to irl girls at my college parking lot. I smoked weed and stopped cold turkey ive smoked cigarettes and stopped for as long as I want no problem. But the urge to bust a nut into a sock through my pants while looking at a chick in some tight leggings and a fat ass walking 10 feet in front of me is unstoppable because the orgasm is so good, better than regular porn...

I don't want to do it because its fucked and tried to quit fapping completely but I always relapse hard. I thnk its fucking me up mentally. Every time I do it I feel shame, lack of energy and motivation, I feel like I have once again failed at controlling my own thoughts and body.

>>726803289
very nice, managed to fuck her ass that night too, there were 4 of us including her bf, she was a bundle of energy, probably could have done more guys

>>726792062
I came in my sisters panties. Now I am uncle and father, and ready to die

>>726803457
I love anal and asses so naturally I'm more into that

>>726803416
you mean you fap in your car to asses of girls walking by? i guess you cum fast then.

>>726792062

When I was 30 I had a 15 y/o girlfriend. Best pussy ever. Until her parents found out. Damn shame too.. she was amazing.

No.. no jail time or police.. tho I do wish it had been when camera phones were popular.. I'd have made her Internet famous..

>>726792062
I used to let a dog lick my asshole while i jerked off

>>726803637
I edge myself on to the point where all I need is like 10 seconds once a girl with a nice ass in leggings starts walking by.

>>726803733
you jerk in your pants or with your cock out?

I'm a God

whored a few girlfriends out, they didn't know it

>>726803770
Through pants, I just rub the tip. Done it so many times that itll do it for me. I dont even gotta touch the shaft.

I'm attracted to BBWs and fap to them regularly. No one knows and hopefully never will.
I fake my attraction towards skinny girls when I'm with friends

>>726803907
n you cum to some nice fat asses in yoga pants?

>>726803536
was surprised my sis was that into anal

>>726804300
hope you fucked that ass good

>>726800415
Yep, happened to me too bro. Talk to me.
I went through exactly what you're going through now; she would flip her shit if I so much as liked another girl's photo.

What I'm going to say is this: you can stay with her for a little longer, but don't make it too long. And don't do ANYTHING you will regret, because psycho-obsessive bitches WILL try and get you back when the relationship ends.

Don't stay in the relationship for much longer, even if it's just for sex or whatever, seriously it's not worth being tied down... She will get worse and worse, and NOTHING you say will change her. It's fucked up dude, trust me. If you have any other questions, just ask.

>>726804356
yes, hard not to grin and think back when I see her now at holidays and family functions

>>726803949
Yeah, I can sit there for an hour edging myself to the point where im ready to bust almost on command and once I see a juicy leggings ass walking past on this pathway like 10 feet in front of my car I bust so hard. Thing is, I can orgasm and keep my cum in by basically doing the same thing you do when you want to stop pissing without actually finishing, so that I dont have to deal with jizz everywhere but once in a while I put a sock on my dick and just let it loose but then I gotta deal with a disgusting sock.

Last time I tried to go nofap I lasted for like 4 days until a creepshot thread triggered me so hard. Those 4 days made me so fucking horny to the point that I felt like my dick could bust any minute as if I have been edging the entire time. I went to my campus, put a sock on my dick and got incredibly lucky with a girl in gray leggings walking right in front of me, literally 10 feet away, ass facing me. I busted so fucking hard my balls hurt and my sock was soaked.

>>726804453
and she had no idea?

I want my teen neighbor to fuck my wife. Sometimes I leave the blinds cracked open and he watches her naked. She has no idea

>>726804488
she has no idea I was one of the guys, I just about lost it when she started blowing me and said " mmm nice and thick"

I wake up every few mornings with tremendous feeling of dread/despair. I know it's tied to a dream I've had, but I can never remember the dream.

>>726804509
she open to it? my neighbor liked to watch me fuck his wife

>>726801304
that sounds really bad. i was raped by my sister for 7 years until i reached puberty.. and could kinda stand up for myself. never went to my parents because i knew better. Never told anyone since.

>>726804699
ld4all.com
read up on lucid dreaming, maybe you can take control.
Or it's possible you're having night-terrors (different from nightmares).

>>726804684
you cum in her whore mouth?

>>726804824
she swallowed and kept sucking till I was hard again, this while she was being fucked from behind by another dude and then switched up

>>726804938
what a whore.

must be funny how she probably tries to act all innocent when you see her. do you ever get the urge to tell her?

>>726805004
all the time, she acts all conservative and judgmental, sometimes just have that urge to tell her I know about your gangbang how did my dick feel

>>726804757
She thinks hes good looking but we havent talked about.

>>726805144
oh man you should've recorded some of it

Chronic pain's getting to me again.

Starting to think about an hero'ing again.

>>726805147
was the wife that invited me over and he was there and was all cool with it, was odd the first few times fucking a woman in-front of another man, but got accustomed to it, white couples like doing that stuff in my experience

>>726805246
she was deadset against that, I hoped her bf was gonna hide a camera somewhere but he didnt

I'm 19 but i love older men , like older than my father (he is 40). Dominant men turns me on, sometimes even rape. I'm full of problems

im going to kill myself in june

>>726805652
Why wait?

>>726805581
i'm 27 and think it'd be hot to smell a hot girl's farts. i'm messed up too.

>>726805338
Yes that sounds fun. But this guy just watches my wife so far. Ive seen him jerking a few times so I know he likes her

>>726805742
Ok i think you won

>>726805777
she probably be down for it, was easier for me when she approached me with the idea and he was there smiling and saying yeah please do

Sometimes I dream about fucking my sister and her liking it.
Probably because of childhood memories playing doctors and stuff.

>>726805891
i'd like to think the dude that knowingly fucked his sister is more depraved than me, but then we all need to justify ourselves

>>726805725
i want to ruin someones specific anniversary date with my death

>>726805972
Does this involve an ex and their new beau?

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your mum

>>726806348
involves an ex, but from what i know there is no new beau. and its not a normal date

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>>726795617

>>726806856
trust me, it'll be lackluster that way

It'd be better to do it in front of her

>>726806856
Revenge an hero'ing?
I don't think that'll have the impact you're thinking it will.

>>726807061
Gotta agree.
That's gonna leave an impact.
Not really gonna matter on an anniversary date.

>>726807323
oh it will. like i said its not a normal date.

>>726807385
What's so important about this date?

Also people grow and realize they're not responsible for other people's actions.
Call it self preservation or whatever but they WILL go on.

i am a normie

>>726807385
Take em with you

>>726796111
Not as the male race. For a woman definitely
You should be at your peak manlyness (look/body/charisma) around 30. Bitches from +14 are most interested on those men.
You should also have a nice car and good money by then

>>726800415

Why are you liking vanity shots of girls?

I would be pissed if my wife was liking vanity shots of good looking dudes on FB. Everybody can see you liked it.

I wouldn't care if she said it to my face. We both know other people are attractive. But, you do it so other people can see and it's no longer cool.

Makes your partner look bad by extension.

>>726808336
Why are you so emotionally insecure that your partner can't compliment someone publicly?

>>726793502
More to this STORY?

>>726801304
More Detail. And did you like IT?

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>>726792062
I secretly worship Talos. I have a shrine dedicated to him in my mom's basement.

Not the deepest but I really need to get this off my chest.

I think my sister's friend really deserves a dick in the mouth. She talks too much, she demands to be the center of attention, and it feels like she snapchats every second if not every 15 minutes.

And her kind of "joking around" is putting down the people around her.

If anyone deserves a good face fuck, it's that bitch.

>>726811421
you jerk off to her?

>>726811650
She's like a 5/10. Face is eh. Very average looking. But I probably could. She's the conservative type so I can't tell what her body looks like.

>>726792062
I used to play as a girl online to flirt with guys so I can get a huge power boost and get free premium gifts.

>>726792062
I'm attracted to somewhat younger guys despite being 19. I'm still into guys my age and up though.

>>726800344
Me too. I like girls who are actually girls

>>726796111
A relative of mine was very happy well into his 80s despite having lost his wife and suffering from diabetes, heart congestion, hearing issues, and near-blindness.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be beyond humiliated if she knew people know what every inch of her body looks like and what she looks like with a cock in her cunt and mouth.