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Who wins?
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>>726791606
The one with 2 feet and 200 lbs over the other.
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>>726791771
Not to mention the claws
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silverback
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>>726791915

This hands down. People underestimate the gorilla

easily 2x stronger
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>muh gorilla warfare

nigger pls, the bear will rape the gorilla, a tiger, a lion and basically everything else
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the bear if he gets a claw swipe off first
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Bear, very easily.
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>>726791771
>200lbs

kodiaks can weight up to 1500lbs

a silverback is like, what? 500max?

>>726791915
>>726792035
you guys underestimate how big those bears are. see above


while the gorilla may have stronger arms, the bear's strength is at least comparable. Then add the massive weight/size difference, the crashing jaws, sharp claws, and thick fur, I don't think the gorilla even stands a chance.
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>>726791606
>>726791771

The silverback is pure muscle, while the grizzly is a mixture of both. The silverback could easily rip the face off the grizzly while all the grizzle can really do is get a lucky swipe in or bite (most likely not)
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>>726791606
Viewers.
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One only has a two inch penis, while the other could kill a human with its cumshot

It's gonna be bear
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>>726792638
this

bear's fur is pretty much an armor, and its so much bigger. the gorilla wouldn't even have a way to gravely wound it while the bear's slashes would cut through the gorilla like warm butter
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a GIBBON would fuck the shit out of them both
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https://youtu.be/jmmeMk0RoNE
>Implying the gorilla has a chance
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A gibbon???? Your faggot wow spells don't work here.
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>>726791606
bear hands down
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Joe rogan
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>>726793678
Looool nigga its an ape you idiot


Google it

Gibbons
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>>726793828
Gibbons are the shit
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>>726791606
Bear. Every time. Nothing beats bear.
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>>726793791
the bitch who used to suck rousey's cock?... yeah right
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>>726793966
Go anal yourself


Gobbons are the coolest creatures on earth
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>>726791606
But what about 20 Brock Lesnars
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>>726791606
The Monkey in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-1GrtJGKrk

The Bear in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ZYufb_LkM

Bear clearly wins
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>>726794213
That's what I just said. THE SHIT not GIBBONS ARE SHIT
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>>726794513
Oh sory my bad lol, i sleepy

Yea they rock
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>>726794587
Im*
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>>726794323
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Bears regularly kill and eat prey heavier than a silverback gorilla....what the fuck do you think it's going to do
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>>726791606
The nigger.
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the bear
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>>726791606
The bear ofc, when you're comparing an omnivorous predator to a grazing herbivore of smaller stature there is never any doubt of the outcome.
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>>726793160
this
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>>726791606
That mma trained guy who can apparently dodge all incoming attacks
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Harambe?
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
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>>726794725
Bears eat fish bro
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338>bear>gorilla
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>>726795570
bears eat..anything bud.whatever hey can get their mouth around they will eat.
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>>726795513
too soon
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>>726795659
Lel.
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>>726791606
You know ima be rootin fo mah nigga Harambe
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whomever first posts the video of the fight with the ad placements.
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Le harambe mem xd
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>>726791606
>they merge together
>become Bear Gorillas
>get reality tv show
>tv executive wins
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>>726793655
it's a big hairy mountain
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Only dumbasses think a gorilla would stand a chance. Grizzly bears can run fast enough and hit with enough force that they can tear a full grown cows head off with 1 hit and they also can lift tremendous weight. In one video.I saw, it lifted a 600 pound boulder with one arm and topped over a huge industrial garbage bin with barely any effort. The only way a gorilla would last is if you gave it a baseball bat and let it get in a few hits and even then it wouldn't do shit because of how much fat the bear has.

TL;DR, The only thing that can stand against a pissed off adult male grizzly is another pissed off adult grizzly.
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Gorillas are just way too strong, gorilla wins
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Here's how this fight goes:
>Gorilla charges bear and gets in a good few good punches to the head
>Bear getting pissed off
>Gorilla tries to wrestle bear, can't get arms around neck
>Gorilla bites bear. Gets nothing but a mouthful of fat.
>Now the bear has had enough because he wants a nap
>Takes a swipe at the gorilla
>4-inch claws easily slice through thin skin and into the gorilla's muscle fibers
>Force of the swipe tears through gorilla's shoulder and into the neck
>Major veins and arteries severed
>Gorilla sprays blood all over the bear
>Bear steps back, startled
>Slips in the blood, hits huge head on a rock on the way down
>Bear dies
>Gorilla bleeds out
>Nobody wins
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>>726797632
That was manly AF
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>>726797632
That did not go the way I thought it was going to go.
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>>726793655
Easily overpowered by a weak human.

Gorilla wins.
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Gorilla 9th round t.k.o.
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