/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Saturday Noight Edition

Good on ya, was making a thread when got redirected to this one.

Fuck off nigger.

>>726787300
>00
so rude

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Dunners reporting.

How was your day? My day was pic related.
>thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Z7nK8LGuw

>>726787230
Yeah, nah, no wukkaz

>>726787669
>wukkaz
say what

>>726787669
>How was your day?
din du nuffin tbh. wasted day

>>726787845
Wukkaz, moite. Worries. No fuckin' worries.
>>726787846
A day is only wasted if you didn't enjoy it. Doing SFA on a Saturday is fine in my books.

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>Christchurch
Ayy it's saturday... Woo

>>726788240
Ayyyy
What up on a Saturday, my dude?

>>726788030
>A day is only wasted if you didn't enjoy it
enjoyed it but also didnt as it felt wasted, ya know?

>>726788240
hey my girl

>>726788240
Fuck all, games, junk food, fap, pretty much it.

>>726788436
ay bb u wan sum fuk

>>726788585
>>726788405
Oops, replied to me instead of you.

What did everyone have for tea?

>>726787078

as usual welly reporting in. drinking vodka and watching true blood... any locals online?

>>726789027
Pizza

>>726787078
Palmy/b/ro reporting in.
Drinking Somersby Blackberry Cider and watching iron Fist.
>>Why am i a cuck?

>>726789027
Ran out of pasta sauce and noodles so I used watties canned spaghetti cause it's pretty much the same thing

>>726789119
>any locals online?
Yeah Kiwi here

>>726789119
Yip...Auckland here...just sorted an ounce...stoked

>>726789603
yooo im also in Palmy and watching Iron Fist.

>>726789591
What type?

>>726789644
Gordan Ramsey eat ya heart out.

>>726789660
>>726789663

locals to Welly..... but hey regardless

When was the last time Howzit posted??

Whats the vola?

>>726787078
chch reporting in

>>726789857
>hey
hey bro

>>726789775
Pot...have to head to Cambridge to get it

What's everyone do for a job or if you're studying what you studying?

>>726789994
Music industry for 20 years...oh the stories I could tell

>>726789893
the mutha fuckin nudes pit

>>726790068
>oh the stories I could tell
Go on...pls

IDbro reporting in.

someone plz give fried chicken. and kebab

>>726789919
hey man, where you at

>>726789994

Senior Sales Executive... got promoted to senior beginning of the year wby

>>726790155
Walking in the the Big Day Out with 12 pills to supply a band...it was even discussed in our marketing meeting...so have you got the drugs sorted...yeah sure

>>726790296
NZ bro hbu

>>726789759
You the shitcunt that cant afford his own netflix and peeps my windows?>>726790235

>>726790350
Nice anon, you fly first class?

>>726790380
How'd you get the drugs? I've long wondered this. How do artists get their drugs while here?

>>726790235

>IDbro
is this nigga even still alive?

>>726790155
Snorting coke with pretty much every band I dealt with...muse...Metallica...bush...pumpkins...

>>726789119
Also Welly here, anyone else go down to Cubadupa this afternoon?

>>726790523
What was the food like?

>>726790155
I met Christina Aguilera when she was 16...dam she was hot back then...came to nz on a promo tour after genie in a bottle

>>726790500

sit as close to the motherfucking door as poss every flight man only way.

>>726790581
nah man was drinking couldn't be fucked. its the same every year nothing special. what yous up to

>>726790500
I had the contacts...I got 2 grams of mdma powder...had to go to the plant ship to get those capsules and made them up myself...it was for an Aussie band called machine gun felletio...I got a shout out from the bass player when they're on stage...thanks ###...these pulls are kicking in

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>>726787078
lads

>>726790638
Had dinner with Muse twice...Mexican 1st time then flash ponsonby restaurant the 2nd time

>>726790965
hey bub where you hail from

Any hot pacific nudes?

>>726790842
Going to get my fa/tg/uy on tomorrow and play some children's card games at Cerberus. Sitting down with a beer and tinkering with my Destiny deck.

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>>726791042
TIMARU

Tauranga here, heading to town tonight

>>726791098

sweet thas niiice... the usual here drinking ma voddy watching my true blood.

>>726791160
no fecking way I'm originally from Geraldine. What high school you go to?

>>726790581
that was today?

>>726791310
Yup, still on tomorrow as well.

>>726789027
Made eggs benny with fried tomatos and chorizo. Eggs were too runny and hollondaise was pretty meh. Enjoyed though

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>>726791295
not from timaru just live here
i go to geraldine everyday where you these days?

>>726789603
>>726789759
Multiple palmy bros here tonight. Heard IronFist was shit so watching super rugby instead.

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Well that was a shit time. I had thought I had heard it all until I heard what she had to say on that dark raining night. She said that she had had enough and wanted to leave. The atmosphere at KFC on Cambridge terrace was making her feel awkward. Especially seen as the staff had locked the doors and were now taking drive thru customers only. Together we decided that the only option was to deploy a minuteman missile with single megaton warheads attached even though it would be in violation of the treaties with Russia. We decided that if we lived long enough to have to deal with the consequences of that then it wasn't worth living that long. We have the power to end, so why shouldn't we?

>>726791668
I'm up in welly but come down a wee bit. what you go to gtown for? barkers or Dairy farms or

>>726789893
Guess there isn't one

>>726792845
Seems that way

>>726791998
no just work

>>726793123
thats what i was meaning there aint alot of work to be done in geruldine other than fruit, shearing or dairy farming. unless you one of the woodley boys

Dunedin reporting.

fucking bored as shit, just finished watching a movie.

bois, do y'all know how many degrees and majors studylink lets you study? like is there a cap on how much u can study?

im on my 3rd year of a double major and im thinking of studying law and possibly studying two more majors.

>>726793911
i look after the water

>>726795056
as well as doing skids in the work truck*

>>726790350
hey bro, im on my final year of study and have no idea wtf to do with my degree.

can u tell me more about what u do? like is it good pay etc

how old are we all here

>>726795156
20

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>>726795104
no it would die

>>726795156
19 but I look 15 :(

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Geek reporting, rate my girl. Getting exciting about a smoke

>>726789119
Welly here, doing the same thing but minus the True Blood.

>>726795156
20 but i feel 50

>>726796130

where you at friend i'm in aro valley

>>726795117

i sell national and regional advertising and marketing.my base rate is 45K with 20% commission when i hit ubove my target. my boss wants to put me up to 50K when i can maintain myself.

>>726795156
42

>>726795156
29 this year

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>>726791197
tgafag reportan
drinking dirty diesel and wondering what to do with my night
looking for some bud aswell

>>726797009
>looking for some bud aswell
Might be able to help.

http://www.clickclickclick.com/

>>726796720
I live in town friend.

Who wants to see my dik

>>726797340
oh god me

>>726797340
go ahead.

>>726797271

sounds ridiculous out there. noisy where you are?

>>726797249
in the greerton area?

Whanganui posting in.

>>726797474
It was worse last year. Its not to bad when you put headphones in and hide.

>>726797558
Yes.

>>726797691
excellent, how many have you got atm?

sup cunts, anyone else manage to get 1 hour of study + 5 hours of wanking in today?

Where are the capital city traps at

>>726797913
>anyone else manage to get 1 hour of study + 5 hours of wanking in today?
you the man bro

>>726797658

yeah i guess i can hear it all as im in the student nest of aro valley its nuts.

>>726797913
miss youi

>>726797946
I wish i knew

>>726798090
Good times. Kinda wish i lived in a less central place sometimes. My CBD slum is next level shitty

Jessica still post her?

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It's starting to get cold and I don't like it.
Fix it!

>>726798550
Daylight savings next week.

Nights don't get longer again until September.

>>726798277

mines a aro valley 1 bedroom bottom flat of 3. students, mould, creaky floorboards atc though the noise can get bad

>>726790235
i fucking loved you..

>>726798627
fuck me. fuck that time of the year

>>726798766
>66
Tell us more, friendly friend of friends.

>>726798710
Feels friend. Hope your enjoying your night.

>>726798793
Want to rent a little place in Fiji, escape the winter but find our hearts?

Just the two of us, alone, together.

So, how fucking crazy are women?

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>>726798861
Keen.

>>726798876
Pretty crazy imo

>>726798834
I am but I ain't. I need a root but my usual is currently in-deposed. They said they might be able to drop by but feck you try watching True Blood for 13 hours straight drunk

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>>726799065
Prove it.

>>726788240
1v1 ricc fagt

Yeah, gf just broke it off. Want her back badly.
alos, akl reporting, goddam Adele traffic.

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nudeshbnudes@ gmail com for hawkes bay nudes

Which one of you cunts created Western Guard??

>>726799276


You're a Cunt who is full of shit and sends the same nudes, over and over again whilst claiming to have over a thousand. Lmaoo

>>726799216
Scraps on

>>726799327
Lol I have more nudes for decent shit, i dont send out my good shit for nothing. you probably had fuck all

totalled my car (into someone else) drink driving yesterday and the cops didn't even breathalyze me

didn't have insurance

car was a 4x4 rental, probably gonna owe 10's of thousands

it was on a hill road I was doing like 100km came round a corner, othercar was coming towards (btw this road is only wide enough for one car) I slammed on the brakes and moved to the grass edge, my car span inwards into the road I smashed head on, on an angle into the car and then went off the edge of the road down an embankment

got the worst winding ever thought I had internal injuries, also broke a bone in my foot and have bruises where the seatbelt was. people in the rental were fine

got charged with careless driving

so glad I didn't get arrested, would have been my 4th dui, would have gotten at the very least home detention

and yes I'm a piece of shit for duiing

christchurch reporting in.
Bored, browsing the web while i wait for a friend to log on so i can play some games

>>726799380

It's like you think Nudes are Currrency, Lol

>>726799131
Same here. I hit up my fb and she was to sick tonight. Least your drunk.

>>726799468
well yeah no shit, its a trade. im not just gonna give you everything i have for some shitty bikini photos? and i know who you are if i think this is who i think it is, so be careful lmao

>>726799276

dude you post the same photo every night. How bout not being a fag and actually posting something, then maybe people will believe you.

>>726799549

who am i then m9?

>>726799549
>i know who you are
This guy

>>726799575
this is the shit you get for nothing in return...

>>726799493
yeah that just makes it worse haha I'm just ganna deal with it myself haha then at least the need will lessen then i'll have another drink

>>726799635


>Muh nudes are worth currency

>Muh nudes are better than yours

>muh , muh, muh.......

Dude, got and get laid. If not possible, Kys.

>>726799667
Can relate lol. Doesn't lessen for me :'l so ill just have a few shots.

>>726799468
Could easily happen (imagine if all porn was banned):
http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/23/venezuelan-currency-slowly-getting-replaced-by-pepe-memes/

>>726799758
mad cuz you have non kek

>>726799807

This is an extreme case,

But nudes aint bottlecaps

Reminder that Aotearoa is a multicultural country.

Diversity is our strength!

It's sunday my dudes.

>>726799328
meet outside maccas

>>726799985
Reminder to fuck off back to Tumblr, faggot.

Anyone wanna buy some pills, powder, bud you name it come to my ass you faggot

>>726800467
where u at?

>>726800467
where?

>>726800467
What you selling?

>>726800620
phuck yes

anyone know a hayley jackson visiting from Aus? anyone got nudes/ banging her atm? so hot.

>>726801379
Oh yeah i am
Thanks anon

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>>726801379

>>726801394
Yeah she's at my place.

>>726801657
you know the rules, pics or didnt happen

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>>726801744

>>726801768
hahahahahahahaha

on here a couple nights ago and some anon said he could sell me ritalin in dunners

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>>726802290

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>>726802290

>>726802621
ayy how much

>>726802621
yeah but why do you have Malaysian ritalin??

>>726802838
how much are you selling for?

U gon get robbed

>>726803332
>U gon get robbed
ey maybe ive done deals on 4chan before and they were fine

>>726802905
Have a closer look at the second picture

>>726803927
>bali
lol

>>726801243
Eww

>>726804349

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>>726804349
Yup
Dodge the fuckin Aussies

>>726804833
Lol why would you dodge us bro

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>>726805021
Because most of the Aussies in bali are lowlife bogan scum
PS. Im a Aussie

bali is shit, aussies in bali are even shittier

im aussie

New addition to the Dunners population here. The fuck am I supposed to do in this town?

drift cars and go to maccas apparently

>>726805982
Well that's a sad state of affairs, was hoping to get high and fuck students

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>>726806604
>Fuck students.

Nah bro you go to christchurch if you want to fuck uni students and Invercargill if you want to fuck HS kiddies.

>>726805707
Bali is ok if you get out of kuta/legian/seminyak/sanur area.
And bali is only one island of Indonesia.
Im a Aussie that lives in Indonesia

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Who wants my drive account...?

>>726806994
I've spent a bunch of time in indo, bali is shit and jakarta is muslim

its just a bit shit mate

>>726807196
just post it

whats the point of being a gossipy schoolgirl and asking who wants it

if you want to post tragic kiwi flange, post it

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Dunners re-reporting.

Fell the fuck asleep. Are we still bumping?
>>726805982
Fuckin' oath, mate.

>>726807604
Im always bumpin lad

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>>726807577
Maori nudes are few and far between thats fucking why.

>>726807725
oddly familiar, name?

>>726807782
Where you from? Probably not gonna give her name.

>>726807725
Naa only want if theres Ghetto booty Grace nudes

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>>726807519
Yeah Jakarta is Muslim
Over 95%of indo is Muslim
But all those Muslim girls are gagging for white cock.
Jakarta is the most decadent city i have ever spent time in.
And you can live on a few dollars a day.

>>726807809
Northland. so most Maori people look familiar to me.

>>726807725
so post them you gypsy cunt

>>726807882
i dont need to go to the third world and fuck muslim nigger chinks, any other selling points?

>>726807883
>>726807883
Aye she's not too far from you...

>>726807976
lol reminds me of an ex.

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>>726807818
Ghetto booty?
Snapped this lagoon creature in Chch one night when i was driving around...

>>726806993
tell me more about invercargill

>>726807655
Dubs confirm. Stay radical.

kiwi women are thick swamp donkeys who think dressing up is wearing matching jandals

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>>726808001

They all look the same, some are just fatter than others and they all have stinky pussies.

>>726808190
wow so hot im diamonds

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>>726807971
You can live like a king on a few dollars a day
But you stay in nz and fuck fat,sloppy cunted Polynesians

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>>726808049
Yea Ghetto booty Grace

>>726808171
Confirmed.

Lived in NZ for three years and the women there are fucking disgusting pigs. NZ people have awful genetics. I did nothing but fuck ugly bitches the entire time I was there.

>>726808248
im rich, i already live like a king

i dont fuck kiwi women

you the kinda nigga that has to go to asia for your bottom-of-the-barrel pussy, yeahhhhh bro you're killing it

>>726808190
>>726808171
This
They look ok until they hit the 20s, then they get fat from the ankles up.
and they want to pump out kids

>>726808255
if kiwi women at least tried to look female and fashionable, with fewer shitty tatts they could probably look halfway decent

>>726808345
Yeah yeah
You got the dole, so you are rich for one day a fortnight.

>>726808252
I see her around town a bit

>>726808345
So you don't fuck women?
Confirmed for a faggot
Jealous of the anon living in. Asia because you want to go and fuck ladyboys

>>726808967
look at this no logic having nigga

if a man doesnt fuck kiwi women then he must be gay.

imbecile

313 we out chea

>>726809101
Yup
Your a faggot

>>726809510
oh shit i should go to asia and bang trannies

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>>726809101
It's ok
We are glad that you have come to terms with your sexualities

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Laundry is done. Time for a dart.

>>726810015
Why not go to one of the seedier parts of Asia and become a tranny?

>>726808793
Pics or it didnt happen

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>>726810015
If thats your thing,go for it
But i would recommend Thailand over Indonesia
The trannies here are rough as guts

>>726810241
<- pol

fuck that shit nigga, 3rd world asia can eat a dick

>>726810481
So your a tranny in NZ.
Been put on the block yet?

>>726810481
3rd world Asia can also give you or remove your dick, if you know'm sayin

It's almost four in the morning. What kind of fuckin' adventure are we going on in this thread?

>>726811256
Surgeons in Thailand pioneered the nip and tuck operations

>>726811468
apparently talking about trannys

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>>726811468
What kind of adventure do you want anon?

>>726811641
I'd expect nothing less from early-hours 4chan

>>726811716
Thats a man!

>>726811719
Same here man

>>726811716
Post you're adventures, my dudes.

I always wanted to drive up (Dunners here) the country via Chch, Kaikoura, Welly, the Waikato, up to Auckland, and then dip across to Sydney/Brisbane, and then maybe come back to NZ to an hero. Meet a bunch of anons and get up to some shit. And see if fucking duty free has soft pack unfiltered Luckies because fuck importing them

>>726811920
If you end up in welly ill come have drink n smoke with you dude.

>>726811920
Anon
Set your sites a bit further than nz and Aussie
Get out of your comfort zone
Blow your mind