Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop being a faggot!
Forgot the previous: >>726776863
>>726785355
Ah I see you're a man of refined taste~
>>726785330
claimed
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm0J9GIHVns
>>726785054
I don't see things like that.
Posting here as well for when the last thread gets pruned.
>>726784487 (Juvia)
Yeah, stranger things have happened, but you know that all too well. I was always mediocre at CoD, more of a Halo guy, but I found ways to adapt. Mostly by slowing the game down and finding ways to get the jump on opponents since my twitch reflexes in FPS games aren't what they used to be.
>>726784592 (Yuuki)
Haha, plateaus are just that. They're meant to be exceeded, and then you reach a new level to where you discover a new limit...and then you find that it's actually another plateau. I was pushed hard by my parents, but they also let me pursue things on my own for the most part. I definitely turned out the oddest of the 3 of us, but I don't regret it one bit.
Be true to who you are inside. Not just some image of who you think you should project to others, but someone who is the genuine you. That person will be the the one who guides you internally when you're in relations with a partner, or finding your way in the world.
Things are different from my vantage point obviously, but I'm more than happy to share things if they help you avoid the same mistakes I did at your age.
>>726784609 (Rory)
Well played indeed. You probably would have gotten me too in that position.
>>726785452
Hah, of course. What could be better?
賢狼ホロは女神みたいな存在である。
I'm not the best story teller but here it goes:
>Be autistic me
>Be in 2nd year of highschool
>Half the school thinks I'm a hardcore emo
>The other half knows I'm just kinda different but far from suicidal(kek)
>This sort of cute short girl starts befriending me
>I think "oh nice, a highschool friend!"
>We spend time together at lunch times and breaks
>She tells me about how she was born in a wealthy family
>She tells me about how she used to live in the first house at the entrance of the village
>I think "Wait. Wait a bit. There's defenitly something special going on here."
>She tells me about her terrible father. OH father, why so cruel towards me.. is it because.. I don't wanna suck. human. blood?
>Although she is disobeying her father, she has made the choice to befriend me.
>I roll with it.
>----(Fastforward a few weeks)----
>The girl starts telling me about how lately she's had a hard time controlling her desires for blood. Human blood I should probably precise.
>I tell her that it's going to be alright. "Don't worry about that. I'm sure you'll be strong enough." I say.
>The next day, at some point she she pulls down on my shirt to lower my head and she quickly plunges her mouth towards mine.
>She had a mean look in her eyes. As if she wanted to eat me or something.
>My first reaction is to try grab her by the neck has she was trying to.. idk. bite my tongue off or maybe my lips.
>As I strangle her lightly, I tell her that she's not getting a single piece of me, or even a drop of my blood.
>A few days later the urge has went away somehow, but since then I always felt like she was looking at me with those mean eyes.
>----(Fastforward about 3 weeks)----
>It's mid-spring time.
>There's woods behind the school that is popular among the badass kidster circles.
>Even I used to go take a walk in the woods every so often on lunch times.
>Always making it a game of crossing the water submerged ground by walking on tree trunks and rocks.
>The girl wants to tag along because she never eats human food on lunchtime anyways.
>We go for a walk in the woods.
>About 10 meters into the woods there is this big rock acting as a land mark for probably most people going in there.
>As we arrive at the rock, she pulls on my shirt again and tries to do the same shit on me again.
>I slap her hard enough for her to let go off my shirt and lose balance. She fall.
>She stays there for a bit longer than expected and then she gets up.
>As she gets up, I notice her eyes tearing up and then I notice something in her hands as she pulls the blade out.
>It's a pocket knife. I step back like a cat surprised by a cucumber.
>She starts yelling, as if she was scared, while running at me. Slashing in front of her sort of randomly with the knife.
>I try to kick her hand, but instead hit the stomach.
>She throws the knife at my face. My reaction is to hide my face with my arms since I only had one leg on the ground.
>She falls on her knees from the kick. I see the knife probing my right forearm.
>I get angry. I pull the knife out and quickly stab it in her forearm with an other kick in the stomach.
>I leave her there and go back to school because I have a hole to clean up because class.
>Washroom, clean myself up with old stinky handsoap.
>People see me with blood in the washroom.
>Comfirmed emo.
>People hear that the girl stopped going to school.
>Some people saw us walking towards the woods.
>Comfirmed psychopath.
>Live the next 2 years of my highschool as the psychopath emo.
I'm sorry for any kind of mistakes
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>726785355 houki
>dubs
Depending who I'm playing i can usually adjust my tempo in game but usually my reflexes are too slow to be really good so I'm just decent
>>726785672
Dude, that is some sage level wisdomy stuff. I think I'm the weirder of the two children, but I think I have more personality and am more approachable. Certainly I have some quirks and insecurities, but I like to think I'm friendly to a lot of people
>>726785653
You're missing out my man
>>726785672
Black laced
>>726785054
That's good. what are you gonna have, the ususal?
>>726785087
Hey hey that one was an accident, i didn;t notice them until it was too late.
>>726785875
Small town. Not many people like that anyway.
I finished that booty
>>726785961
>>726785897
>>726785639
So uhh, what's with all the lewd stuff?
>>726785936
Dark souls with Yuuki, taking some break from Destiny til the content update (but I realized today the Dark Souls III dlc is coming on the same day)
>>726786002
Rip
>>726786080
Dlc hypuuuu
>>726786056
It's not lewd. Fully clothed women.
>>726785936
Too late
Already got panties
>now post purple ones
>>726786080
Oh well. Wouldn't be good for anything besides looking.
>>726786141
That dude with the curved sword, I wanna use it
>>726786199
You can be fully clothed and be lewd at the same time.
Just like you can be naked and not be lewd.
>>726786199
You can see her nips.
>>726785746
I think you and I could get along quite well on a team. I have to make up for my lack of reflex with good old craftiness. Takes some time for me to get to know maps, but after that I can hold my own and piss some people off in the process.
>>726785826
Well, I'll be honest with you, some here have said that I get more intelligent once the alcohol is flowing. Like I said, it makes thoughts flow more freely.
The important thing is that you're friendly and a good person at heart. That's probably why it's so easy for me to talk with you, even if I am 10 years or so older than you. If you're a good person, I'll meet you halfway, no matter whom you are. The personality only makes things more interesting as you move along.
I think the remainder of your 20s will be a lot of soul searching, but once you are comfortable with who you are, it'll be something to see. Both for you and possibly the person who you call your significant other. Just wait & see.
>>726785875
Wew, if I'm a man of taste, you have patrician taste. Gotta have pink through and through.
>>726786249
I want the fire curved sword pyromancy flame
>>726786270
Eh?
>>726785696
>>726785731
Wew that's definitely something else. Unfortunate that you had to get labeled as something you're not but it's good that you defended yourself. Does anyone still believe you're emo or have you grown past that phase or met new people who never knew of your past? Every school has that one student no one talks about by name.
>>726785330
Faggot
There's nothing wrong with my waifu's
>>726786242
That's the shittiest part, like man do I wanna fuck that so bad but can't cause they're a random and Im a random fuck
>>726786293
Yeah buddy
>>726786310
Didn't see that, then again it's been awhile since I saw the trailer.. dont wanna spoil too much
>>726786331
That's not even fully clothed.
I don't care, i'm just wondering why you're doing it.
>>726786461
Because my waifu's are gorgeous
>>726786293
Lol when I drink I just get more talkative and friendly! I'm excited and nervous to see what the future has in store. I think I should try out Tinder or something because I don't do a lot of activities that involve meeting new people, but I'm kind of shy in that regard.
>>726786429
Are u on xboner?
>>726785731
Did she sparkle in sunlight?
I can post straight up porn if you'd like
>>726786602
Why is ur waifu upsidedown?
>>726786429
Ehh. Probably wouldn't be good if you could anyways.
>>726786622
Only boobs.
>>726786664
>>726786517
...You misunderstand the word waifu.
You seem to just be picking skimpy clothed fit women with large assets.
>>726786622
Or maybe minus the clothing.
>>726786719
Thats better :3
>>726786728
This better?
If not, I can go back to what I was doing before.
>>726786775
As i said, i don't really care. Just didn't understand what you were doing.
I think i have a better idea now though.
>>726786775
Kek that's a little creepy but I like it
>>726786353
I live 2 hours away from there. I doubt I'll ever hear about those idiots again. I wish I had reported the girl, but at the same time I stabbed her out of anger.
>>726786602
Kek. Would've been great.
The funny thing about this story is that I wrote it the way I understood things back then. I mean.. she was clearly just trying to get a kiss off me.
>>726786728
It's not just the assets that intrigue me.
It's that I can see all the glory through clothing. It adds extra spice, leaving a little to the imagination.
They show off so well while remaining 'decent'
>>726786080
Sounds like a good time. Decisions decisions~
>>726786205
> You first.
>>726786429
Figures that you're a fellow Texan, but I should have expected that.
>>726786544
Nah, that's alright. You gotta do you at the end of the day. Not with external pressures, but something you're comfortable with. You're not here to satisfy the expectations of others. When you wind down and sleep at the end of the day, it's about you and yours, not some image or expectations of others. Gotta be true to yourself, good and bad.
>>726786895
>filename
Perhaps I've been up too long if we're getting into morning territory.
>>726786293
Probably
Like i said i can adjust temo well, just might have to change the weapon I'm using.
My reflexes aren't good so i usually play a slower paced game
>>726786948
>i asked first
>>726787004
oh it's just 3:35am over here
Still night technically
>>726787186
>>726787271
These seem like sluts.
>>726786895
Ah good. Yeah that would be the safe option just to not say anything. Don't know about Canada's laws about self defense. Here in Arizona we have stand your ground laws where you have the right to defend yourself if you feel threatened. At that time you felt threatened so it was a justified reaction to push her away but when she drew that knife would seal her testimony in court as attempted murder and you would be acquitted for self-defense. In retrospect you might see it as she was trying to kiss you but there was no way you could email known given her history when it happened.
>>726787004
It's only midnight
>>726787167
Such a fluffy tail
>>726787004
Gotta do what makes me happy. That's a good way to live, but I think living for other's happiness can be rewarding in itself.
Then again I may be projecting myself into Yuuki's character a bit, but I've always found happiness in making others happy. I run weekly events for the game Day of Defeat Source and I always love hearing everyone laughing and enjoying the game mode. It's a small thing, but I enjoy it nonetheless
>>726787167
*grabs by tail*
You're coming with me pooch heh heh heh
>>726787063
> I already delivered yesterday, but you went to sleep before you could return the favor
>>726787623
10/10 would let him cqc me.
>>726787385
I do want it though.
>>726787063
Yeah, that's the best thing for people like us. Slow the game down and then play to our strengths. That's probably why I've always been more suited to Halo vs. CoD. Both are still fun at least.
>>726787527
Haha, over there anyways. Almost 3am here. I wouldn't mind being 2 hours back at this point though, things are pretty good right now.
>>726787611
It really is. You want others to be happy, but you can't lose yourself either. That root is what you come back to when everyone else around you is in chaos. When that island of stability is needed, you can look within and see what's there. The part of you that's true to yourself. From there, you can help others. In that sense, I've done that with various people from these threads. It's definitely been rewarding, no matter how low they feel when they first come to talk about things.
You're a good man. Making the waifu proud, yet remaining true to yourself.
Project or however you call it. You're making a difference with people, however small it may be. That's where it all starts.
>>726787882
>>726788063
Too bad they are fake and wouldn't want nerds anyways.
>>726788063
Too lewd
>>726788002
Fucking timezones
Such a commie system smh
>>726784866
Striped are godlike panties
>>726784866
But its so simple and bleh.
>>726785355
He knew when he got got. I said there wasnt cinnamon up there but something looked like it. He didnt believe me. His own fault.
>>726788150
solution
>>726788339
Hot but illegal and immoral.
>>726788267
>>726788320
>>726788339
Are we just saying f it to any shred of decency? Are we going to just throw all of our moral high ground out the window and lewd it up? I expected better.
>>726788519
But hot
>>726788520
Lol. Expecting quality out of a thread on 4chins.
>>726788605
Rather have emotional warmth.
>>726788716
>>726788284
Haha, I agree. But perhaps things are starting to settle in for me. Soon I'lll be heading to bed, almost 3 am Was a night well spent though.
>>726788320
Man. It reallly was on him at the end of th eday.
That Tuka though, figures she'd be around after I get hammered. Still won't sway me, Houki is still mine!
>>726788821
Close but towards child.
>>726788002
>pic related
Thanks man, I have a big grin on my face after reading all of that! I like to think I'm that friend that people can approach and talk to about anything, any time someone needs to vent or whatever.
>>726788520
I give barest hint of lewd.
>>726788838
Tuka is always there. Being a shit.
>>726788605
She doesn't look very enthusiastic about what's happening to her
>>726788838
zero definition
>>726789015
You want to fuck a kid?
>>726789103
That's the best part
>>726789175
No I mean their affection was for the child.
>>726789098
tuka a shit
>>726788838
Alright goodnight to you!
>>726788320
Elf butt is good butt and her only redeeming quality
>>726789230
Picky as fuck there, anon.
>>726789252
can you wipe your own ass?
>>726789327
Why shouldn't I be?
>>726789380
Can you afford to be?
>>726789468
Probably not. Being picky isn't what's wrong.
>>726789280
Tuka still a shit.
>>726789252
Forever and always
>>726789562
Don't turn down pussy, anon.
Alright, I'm off to feed.
Later faggots.
>>726789736
Never is offered anyways.
>>726787715
'evening Hanako~
What's with all the lewd in the thread?
>>726789080
Haha, exactly. I serve that role for many here, but it feels nice to be relied upon. It gives you that urge to do better. Not just for you, but those around you too.
>>726789080
Definitely. Someone will have to fill that mantle when I'm too far off to help others, or perhaps they're there to fill that void timezone-wise. Regardless, nice talking to you. I think it's time to call it a night.
>>726789098
Yeah, you're right. Being a shit indeed. Hope all is well at your end, as well as it can be anyhow. Fight the good fight Rory.
>>726789280
See ya.
Goodnight everyone else. Hope all is well at your end!.
>>726790241
Night Houki!
>tfw owe more in taxes than getting back
fuck my life
>>726790324
getting 2800 back this year
So uh anyone like magic the gathering.
why do my friends discriminate against my waifus
>>726790503
I do.
>>726790499
I owe over $300 to feds and 60 to the state
>>726790239
Good morning Firekeeper~
I'm not sure, just one of those nights i suppose. How are you this morning?
>>726790699
I don't know what do they say. >>726790701
Cool. I'm playing right now. >>726790709
Welcome back.
>>726790884
Huh, I guess.
Just woke up, still laying in bed under covers. I don't think I'll be coming out anytime soon, too comfy~
How about your evening?
could some qt gril come snuggle with me?
>>726790699
>waifus
The fact that there's more than one gives me an idea.
>>726790846
I'll send you money via PayPal tomorrow if you'd like.
>>726790846
That's just sad.
>>726791141
I second this.
Also, kek'd.
>>726791065
Irl, online, or duels?
>>726791133
I'm a guy. Still down? >>726791281
With some guys I know. Having a 3 way duel.
>>726791141
Audibly kek'd
>>726790846
RIP Yuuki
>>726791190
Not sure if serious, but no, I'm fine
>>726791257
I know...it's because i did contract work over the summer so that;s where the bulk of the money is being owed.
>>726791393
Rip indeed. I hate tax season.
Hello all, sorry I disappeared for a while, was trying to do something that turned out to be more than I thought it would. Anyways, I finished a song just now because I wanted to find an old song I did a while ago and I couldn't.
>>726791473
A song?
>>726791473
A fellow artist? :O
>>726791473
Welcome back! I'm heading to bed now unfortunately.
Have a good night /waifu/!
>>726791124
That sounds really nice, i wish i could join you~ It's been alright.
>>726791635
Yeah, it would be way better with you around~
That's good. Any plans for the night?
>>726791628
eeeeeeh yep me too! Goodnight Yuuki! Remember the Kana
I'll be off to bed as well before it's 5am
>>726791628
Night Yuuki!
>>726791614
Indeed, but don't compare me to yourself. I heard you're recording last thread or so and you sound amazing!
>>726791559
Yaah, I'm happy with it atm and it's complete enough, but might be improved upon later.
Nonon / Smug Goddess claimed
>>726791787
I'm sure we would be quite cozy~ Not really, just chat with you for a bit. How about you, any plans for the day?
>>726791979
Ah. I hope it goes well for you. >>726792024
She has some lewd outfits.
>>726791884
Goodnight Holo
I should head to bed too as a matter of fact
>>726792299
That sounds like a good idea~
Oh, I'm honored, thank you~
I'm probably gonna do some cleaning soon, sadly I'll have to get out in maybe half an hour to go shopping too. Then maybe do something productive and maybe meet with a friend later on.
What country would you like to visit?
I might be the only person here that's autistic enough to claim Toko
>>726792858
But she is a cute. The tongue is hot.
>>726792940
You're thinking Genocide Jack, Anon.
N-no, Toko and Genocide Jack are totally different characters. Totally.
>>726793132
Oh. They still look cute.
>>726792734
I'm sure we wouldn't want to get up anytime soon~ It's always a pleasure to talk to you~
Sounds like a nice day. I'm not sure really, i haven't put much thought into it . What about you?
>>726792383
Thanks. I was gonna try and share my original song on here for the hell of it, but I didn't find it. Then I was thinking about sharing the song I just made, but I'm not sure now because I think many of the people I know have gone to sleep at this point, so I might just do it later or something.
>>726793353
Truth, how could I leave my best cuddle-buddy like that anyway~?
The feeling is mutual, my friend~
I would prefer laying and playing vidya, but hey, what can I do.
Well, the US seems like a cool place to visit. Probably Sweden and Italy, it's really nice there.
>>726790846
gettin $1200 back
>>726793570
Ah. Well I will listen out for it.
Send lewds
>>726793633
Hehe i don't think i would let you leave even if you tried~
Thanks, i'm happy to hear that. That would be better, maybe on sunday? Anywhere particular in the US you'd like to visit? Italy would be pretty nice to see.
>>726793909
I don't have any Lewds :(
post lewds
./mn[]hjhj
>>726793927
Don't worry, I wouldn't even dream of it~
And I'm happy that you're happy~
Yeah, tomorrow I'll just kick back and relax.
Not really. Do you recommend somewhere worth visiting? And correct me if I'm wrong, but you're from the US, right.
Yeah, I was there once and it was awesome. I mean, they have pizza and spaghetti! That's cool by default.
The girls there were pretty nice, too...
post lewds
>>726794603
Is there not enough in thread already?
Claiming
Im back
Well, starting second quarter glass mix of coke and Jameson. While heading into a LoL match. Wew.
>>726794584
Good~ Hmm i don't really know, i mean there's always the popular tourist places like New York, LA, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Miami, ect... Yeah i do live in the US. Ooh nice, haha i'm sure other pizza and spaghetti can't compare to Italy's. Hehe so i've heard~
>>726795181
Welcome back~
>>726795337
Drunk league hm?
>>726795434
Thankies~
>>726791065
Thank you, though I just posted and left for work that time.
Now I'm on my break however.
>>726795548
Ah. Either way welcome.
>>726795493
Whatcha up to?
>>726795768
Ima rip some fags in destiny now that yuuki went to bed
>>726795338
~
Well, Miami beach sounds really nice, might visit too. Also, a night in Vegas should be fun, too.
What state if I may ask? I just may drop by if I'll make it to the US~
Yeah, the pizza there... Sweet Shadow Jesus, it was better then orgasm.
And I was living near the beach too, so nearly every girl was already in bikini... A pleasant sight indeed~
>>726795858
Nice, good luck~
>>726795963
hat does sound nice, It's been a long time since i've been at the beach. I live in Vegas actually, and yes that would be quite nice~ Damn, that makes me really want to try some now. That sounds like quite the experience.
>>726796318
>YouKnow
>>726796623
Angelic qt
>>726796359
I don't understand the reference...
adsf