ylyl
>>726784826
"Welllll, look who decided to come out of his room."
>>726784889
What the actual fuck?
>>726784826
>>726785478
lost to the pic :(
>>726784826
pffftttt!!! Lost. Best soviet russia joke I've heard in a while.
>>726784889
what the fuck happened?
>>726785635
Lost
>>726785714
Goddammit. Lost.
>>726786043
Nerve gas
>>726786043
Suicidal store clerk + epileptic robber = really weird episode of cops.
>>726786309
HOO BAD BOYS, WHATCHA GUN, WHATCHA GUN, WHATCHA GUGUGUGUGU -starts shaking and falls to ground-
>>726786043
I think the original story was he was calling the kid a disgrace for being a faggot, and then the kid just offs himself, as he should have, infront of his parents.
>>726786460
Fucking rekt m8 XD
>>726786043
>>726785564
i think the story was that the kid was some kind of NEET and the father walks up to him and is like "if you're gonna fucking disgrace me and bring shame to my family then just kill me right now fucker" but instead he kills himself and the mother and father have an epileptic fit because they could not have anticipated how handing a gun to a depressed NEET could go wrong
Ylyl extreme edition XD
>>726787795
>>726787795
>>726789285
I hope your mom gets raped by a pack of niggers
>>726789509
also this
nitey nite, don't let the bananas bite!
>>726789599
>>726789599
>>726789679
>>726789816
>>726789895
And you wonder why 4chan is dying. A shame being a faggot is not illegal. Go ahead, kid.
Up
>>726785535
Kek
>>726785266
Is he at Logan's? Fucking based Muslim.
>>726790038
Gtfo newfag!
>>726789449
explain
>>726790038
>>726791067
wow is it summer already guys lmao
>>726786309
Fucking lost
Potassium forever
>>726786043
Dude shoots himself and parents start ROLF
>>726790991
He's probably not a Muslim anymore considering he hash tagged fuckAllah
>>726784889
Retards Inc.
>>726785635
>I'm trying
>>726786318
I fucking despise millennials. That shit is do cringy.
>>726787704
Hes a fag but im mirin that benchmade 42 hes got.
>>726787704
>Raise hell and eat cornbread yee yee
>>726786318
Why would they blur out the username
>>726792283
>>726787704
He's smoking with cigarettes
>>726785478
Fuck man
>>726785478
Fuck all of you, I'm hungry. Baba please pass me some of that olivier salad.
>>726792283
Is she pegging him? What the fuck
>>726792283
I never had a brazzers account but there video qaulity seems superb.
>>726786043
At 02.00 am Pol.Lt.Col.Athikom Apichainukoolkit- inspector of NongPrue police station- was notified that a man had been shot in KruaBoonRod restaurant. After notification the police officers rushed to the scene.
At the scene the officers found Mr.Todsawat Boonrod aged 21 who was the son of Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat Boonrod . He had sustained a gunshot wound to his neck, he was then sent to Bangkok-Pattaya hospital for treatment. The police then inspected the scene and found a bullet shell which they kept for evidence.
Also the restaurant had a bullet hole in the window. Police Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat said that his son was playing games and he scolded him because he wouldn’t help his mom around the house.
Later he put his gun on the table and argued with his son before he ran over picked up his gun and shot himself. However, the police officers will investigate the incident in more detail to find the truth.
>>726792122
that riding shotgun line is gold
>>726792283
Nice fetish
>>726793509
Okay. I'm out. I lost to this. I actually had to put my hand up to my mouth to NOT spray my beer in laughter.
>>726785478
>who the fuck are these white people doing at my house?!
>>726792283
top 10 anime fights
>>726793715
They're doing you.
>>726793704
Eh - the base of his skull hit the corner of the brick and he is tall, really tall. Good chance he is dead.
>>726792463
Honestly anon it's cute if they're both gamers. Weddings need to have a themes that suit the couple
>>726784889
how will they ever recover from that gas?
>>726793851
nah mane, the kush just too loud
>>726793851
rather looks like it broke his neck.. dude walking away knows he did some fuck up here
what the fuck happened? i was just reading a pic of a dude pranking a craigslist wedding photographer and the pic was deleted as i was reading
anyone can repost?
>>726793549
/thread
>>726792720
Damnit fucking got me
>>726792778
I never once realized how uncomfortable my tongue is until now
>>726792547
Probably posted somewhere else first that doesn't allow that sort of shit.
>>726793010
Brazzers is good, you can get free passwords on here if you ask, they usually only last a couple days thl
>>726785478
>>726792283
>>726785478
haha the little girl with her face on her plate
>>726792231
Lost to this. Classic YLYL because it made me fucking laugh unlike that cunt banana. Although I'd be OK with a cunt banana.
>>726793897
>>726793904
Nobody shuts off like a light from base of skull impact like that unless brain stem damage is done. He's dead.
>>726785535
topkek
>>726793704
holy shit was he decapitated? he is more fragile than a zombie in l4d.
>>726794605
>>726794626
>>726794651
>>726794676
>>726794695
>>726794500
that's what Im sayin
>>726794713
>>726794733
>>726794751
>>726785635
lost
>>726786880
Literally least funny cunt in the world.
>>726793010
>he wasn't around when you could just tamper with the link and download anything for free in full-HD.
good times
>>726792283
>>726794533
How much is a helihammock? Hammocopter works too, take your pick.
>>726793988
The mark of sauron
>>726794713
>>726794695
>>726794676
>>726794651
>>726794626
>>726794605
I actually see a bit of Hitler in myself.
>not too bad looking but unhappy with myself
>not afraid to be proud of my country
>my talent goes unappreciated
>life isn't super happy, but I know that I have what it takes to change it
>some people have to accept consequences for the betterment of society
>some people are just naturally better than others
>the struggle is real
>natural ability to speak
Thanks for these motivational pics anon.
I hope one day I can grow up to be like him, but instead learn from his shortcomings.
>>726794459
Lost xD
>>726785478
Mormons are insane but helping to outrace the negro breeding habits. With the inner city statistics culling the monkeys, we might have a chance of halting the genetic onslaught. WHITE PAO'R!
>>726792821
You got me...
>>726793988
holy shit that kid doesn't give a fuck
>>726795001
That makes two of us.
> In reality, there is a Hitler in all of us.
>>726795165
lol... it's like that while looking for a snack that was also immediately hid in the laundry bin after in the dark.
>>726793491
fuck this never gets old
>>726795235
one day we will get enough like minded individuals to change modern society, to preserve western society. What we have built cannot be thrown aside for tolerance. The skinheads are too disorganized to truly enforce our superior ideology. We need the smart, the successful, the ones who value society.
>>726785478
omfg fucking normies
>>726785478
2 Cols Tu hOm famillia
>>726785535
>>726793988
The damn Uruk Hi is what he is weres the hobits?
>>726795574
What a fucking dumb bitch, I'm completely sure that the idiot used that in her essay.
Also, she would never win a spelling bee.
>>726795558
Sure he's an idiot but she's a fucking hypocrite, she wants to fuck him and the second she knows he wants to fuck her, NOPE.
>>726795007
except they breed with hispanics
>>726795273
why are you hiding snacks in the laundry?
>>726795542
If real, that's gotta be the most akward story I've read on /b/
>>726796178
Wife had a health kick and DON'T JUDGE ME!
>>726792283
>>726793762
ask and ye shall receive
>>726785478
This photo actually makes me uncomfortable
Thinking about coming out of my bedroom, with my entire family there. Someone says those exact words before everyone begins to stare at me.
I don't want to be around these people reeeeeeeee
>>726792504
that isnt a benchmade you dumb faggot
need more funny porn gifs
>>726796320
Come back to the cottage of comfort with this comfy lamp.
>>726792283
Sauce tho?
>>726794834
bad day at the office
>>726793967
lost.... my sides. died laughing kek
>>726794394
newfag
>>726784826
One the best scenes in movie history. I am not a comic book fan and know fuck all about this type of stuff but I thought that scene was perfect. It was fun, brutal, and really cemented the character of the punisher for me as a badass. To be fair I have a hard on for Tom Jane he is a great actor even if he only has one on screen personality.
>cool
If you've never seen "Stander" check it out. Based loosely on actual events of a cop in south africa or some shit that starts robbing banks.
>>726792759
cigawetts*
>>726792860
o shit i lost
>>726793549
those retarded postmen
what is the source of the banana. i went away from /b/ for a bit and come back to this thing being posted in every ylyl thread.
- anon seeking sauce
>>726797026
Banana forever
>>726797026
It's supposed to be not funny in a funny way, just 'ooligans bein' 'ooligans 'round the nets.
I do wish they would contribute things that might actually be funny instead of being obvious followers to a meme.
>>726785478
>when you're the only nigger at the table.
>>726794039
story?
>>726794767
Well Hindenburg didn't have a choice though
>>726797089
started coming here in '07. i remember the start of the meme with the puppy that had a rainbow background. and when #fortune was a thing. just wondering if this had actual comedic origins.
>>726797026
>for a bit
The banana is around for at least 3 years
>>726787704
I just cringed so hard I had to push my asshole back in with my thumb...
>>726797185
...also when a meme was something you only found on /b/
>>726794496
rasic piece of shitt..
>>726794731
Lost
>>726793924
took me a moment
lost
>>726794529
fake as shit but lost to it a couple of times
>>726792745
is this making my head hurt
>>726797203
well, i've been seeing it a while. just wondering how it started
>>726793967
loooost
>>726784889
He prob was sick of his son saying he'd kill himself and said just do it. I'd do the same.
>>726797185
Oh yeeeaaaah, those old meme backgrounds of 8 colors meeting at the center. When memes themself were new. I wish they still held that magic, but memes just feel like a waste of space now.
I never did hashtags so I don't know what #fortune is.
Pic related is how the banana started, the guy claimed to never have made that post too.
>>726796665
ikr Xd nice trips btw
>>726787275
*could go so right.
>>726794834
wish someone had the beginning of this. it's funny, but how did it start?
>>726797318
>>726794851
>2008
>current year
>kys
>>726797408
all #fortune did was give you a random fortune. (obvious reply is obvious)
>>726792231
>You know how it is
>>726795248
>>726797711
I never knew commands for any website or game because no one ever taught me them.
>>726793704
Did he died?
coming down from a coke high and still not laughing. some of these are entertaining, but not making me even do the "breathe heavily once out of your nose" thing
>>726787275
cool
>>726797868
my guess is "yes" ...or at least permanent damage.
>>726797868
yes reportedly he was death but then he recovered
>>726793948
Teen Swag
>>726792283
>>726792207
That was painfully unfunny.
>>726786318
Veteran: less than 60 pounds
>>726792207
how do you promise to raise manufacturing jobs when the majority of manufacturing is done by robots? yes, we can train/employ people for upkeep, but the numbers needed are FAR less than what was needed for actual manufacturing.
>>726794950
I don't get it.
>>726794834
homers first day on the new job.webm
>>726798807
from what i understand, they just got used to typing "nigger" into recaptcha and did it at work.
>>726798900
what a little shit!
>>726792677
Did he died?
>>726798900
>Program these to drive in pentagrams
>Sell
>More profit than sell price
>>726799005
one can only hope
>>726785635
Lost
>>726798317
fuckin lol
>>726795574
>Plot of Armageddon
lmfao
>>726791981
He's probably dead
>>726793924
Explain?
>>726798925
Still, every time I imagine how this hit the news:
> Well Ron if you didn't order Barnyard Shed Happenin's fifteen times in a fucking row then I'd better call the goddamn newspaper because some magic bullshit is happening in that case
>Fuck you, call the papers Ann
>>726794914
Fuuuucking lost
>>726792720
Whoo, that was a close one. Almost got me there...
>>726799300
i'm pretty sure he just gave up being Muslim... and, yes, he's either dead or disowned by his family/Muslim friends
>>726794367
lost. fuck
>>726792745
Trippy. I like it!
Saving this, friendo
>>726798767
It's a Fed decision really. It seems that price stability is more important than full employment.
>>726791067
>>726791242
>>726799529
fuckin kek!
>>726795001
Hitler was not proud of his country. He was Austrian ...
>>726794950
>>726798807
the recaptcha system is used to be help identify what words are, the words might be "help" and "asik" or something, and only 1 word will actually be a validation of you being a human, while the other one is actually going to be reused to help the recaptcha company identify what the actual word is in the picture (because they don't have the horsepower to do it themselves).
So long story short this guy writes NIGGERS in the first captcha to fuck the system
>>726794434
holy mother of fucking kek. I lost so damn hard.
https://youtu.be/IOdCdfJ0jc0?list=PLXv7jIcWYaEL9AOMzIpYDklqLvrclvL3D
also image limit reached
>>726792463
Millenials are people born after 1980, you're probably one of them.
>>726792231
lost to this, ive been looking thru this site for the last half hour. This fucker is hilarious. Reminds me of "don't even reply"
>>726799789
gotta love when "joke racism" turns to real racism... NotLikeThis
>>726796951
The jet fuel would win, obviously. It would burn and destroy the banana.
>>726793030
*My son ran over*
>>726793889
I don't get it. What's racist about "tree fitty"?
>>726785478
>dat 9/10 yellow sweater milf tho
>>726784889
>Be proud famiry man
>tell son he is disgrace to famiry, he should just boop me in head
>puts gun on taberu and flash nips
>he boops himself
>STUPID SHITSON THATS NOT HOW YOU BOOP ME
>ROFLMAO great joke famaram
>>726800464
sounds like people looking for a reason to be pissed off and take out bottled-up aggression...
>>726800464
...or a made up story
>>726794892
Of course... The Fucking cat one got me.
gg, my good sir. Victory is yours.
>>726800483
she's in her early-to-mid 20's... not quite a MILF yet
>>726792283
sauce
>>726793446
Lost, didn't expect that
>>726784889
why do they both roll around on the floor?
>>726784889
Lol what the fuck am I watching?
>>726799322
Newfag, lurk more
>>726801113
murk lore
>>726792874
Why does the guy have like 19 fingers and 3 hands?
>>726801151
Share the story of this swamp.
>>726801201
looks fine to me...
>>726794392
This is proof of the inflation theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Tyyxt-pAc&feature=youtu.be
:D
>>7267859
Lost
>>726795793
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard
>>726801329
wot
>>726799322
batman
>>726801564
i mean... i get it, and i'm not offended. just seems like a little bit of a reach for the joke. it would have been better with audio.
>>726787704
So this is why Jack Blacks so fucked up
>>726801675
Kappa
>>726799322
jesus
Fucking lost it at 147
This thread's been up for a while, damn.