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Well /b/ I promised you a few months ago that I was in line to

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well /b/ I promised you a few months ago that I was in line to inherit $400 billion from my uncle's nephew who molested my mom before he was born. Well after signing paperwork for 72 hours straight and bribing my lawyer to win, the case, I'm finally a richfag.

$5000 Paypal to anyone who gets trips.
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wat u mean
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nice bro
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Thats the plot of ducktales u faker
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make it 1mil and I'll give you trips.
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>>726784682
OK 1 million, why the fuck not
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> my uncle's nephew who molested my mom before he was born.
Wat?
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The Luck O' The Irish
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>>726784439
Molested your mom before he was born? What kind of wizardry is this?
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>>726784439
you better give me a million
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Lucky Rollo
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5000 less go
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>>726784848
Kek look at my repeating digits
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>>726784760
You got it boss.
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>>726784439
GIVE ME MONEY FAGGOT
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Sure thang, bro.
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>>726784439
If you sent me anything at all that would be pretty legit. I'd be happy getting a plastic spork for all I care tbh.
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give it a try
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i'll take the money
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>>726784439
Op won't deliver
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I don't want any money, Just give me your entire meme folder.
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roll for the lols
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Not that time but this one.....
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Come on, papa needs a new pair of shoes!
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>>726784439

I can buy that fuck I've been meaning to get.
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roll
[email protected]
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reroll
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So fucking close....
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>>726784439
Here you go
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pleaseee
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Keep the money in exchange for you explaining what the fuck you're on about.
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yet now so far away
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>>726785332

So close.
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>>726785293
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need it
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Maybe?
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[email protected]
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>>726785444

You win.
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Congrats, roll
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>>726785444
YUS!!! [email protected]

i spammed cause im a poorfag
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>>726785444
I mean this from the bottom of my heart...Fuck you.
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>>726785444
Congrats. Unfortunately you didn't include an email address so you're out of luck.
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>>726785444
the absolute madman
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Why not, roll
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>>726784439
sounds legit
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my mom sucks dog cock 4 fun
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i really need this

[email protected]
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roll
[email protected]
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3 winners lol
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Gonna roll again anyway.
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>>726785524
i did fam check the replies [email protected] i was spamming posts cause i need the money badly
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>>726785332
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
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give me money [email protected]
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he didnt win because he didnt post contact details

reroll

[email protected]
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Trips.
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>>726785646
reroll then
[email protected]
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>>726784439
>my uncle's nephew

You?

>who molested my mom before he was born.

When she was pregnant with you?

>bribing my lawyer to win

It's called just paying your lawyer, that's how they work.

>5000$ Paypal

Yeah right... so if I win, just pass it on to Dwarf Fortress.
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rollito
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>>726785646
wasnt you heh?
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>>726785667
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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Bullshit
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Rollllin
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>>726785704
wdym? i didnt have the time to type my email cause i had to roll
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777 get
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Nigger cocks are yummy
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tbh op wont deliver
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If this post is trips, OP is a faggot.
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888 get!
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No hway
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Check em nigga pay up
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>>726785776

Dammit.
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rollerino
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nigga op hasnt done it yet
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This time? [email protected]?
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5g woo
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pay up
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God damnit
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>>726784439

why not, have a Totino's brand rollerooni.

[email protected]
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>>726785793
What makes you think that? Seems completely legit to me.
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A molestor before birth huh
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Rolling because why the fuck not.
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999 get [email protected]
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srly pay up
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do it op
[email protected]
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Surely I will 999
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>>726784439
Gimme the trips!
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>>726784439
>$400 billion
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sure why not
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4 realz
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>>726785923

Fuck that, I'm feeling lucky.
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where is op
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>>726784439
Damn try again!
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111 HERE WE GO
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where's my fucking money OP
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Money please.
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is it even worth to try
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roll
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>>726784439
I'm the devil I love metal!
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>>726784439
show me 5k in a timestamped pic and i play

i'll put my life up as my ante

chang smells a fucking nobody
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>>726784439
I don't have a paypal
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shits bangin
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Pls me
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I think I can win.
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rawl
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give me my goddamn money OP im a poorfag
[email protected]
nigga
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Rolling for trips
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E-Mail me dick pics
[email protected]
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roll
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>>726784439
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GUYS OP WONT DELIVER IM LEAVING
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Durr
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fee fee fee
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Hmmm I'm poor as fuck so might as well try
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We try again.
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>>726785690
>>my uncle's nephew
>You?
you ever looked at a family tree? like even the example one in health class? no? ok
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[email protected] or op os a fag
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Roll. Fuck it
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>>726786153
>OP says $5k Paypal transfer
>anon demands timestamped pic of $5k cash
Think about it for a minute.
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444
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whynot
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>>726786365
rerolling until op sends my well deserved money
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I want my money and I want it right now!
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555 Timer
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>>726786483
now, i tell you, now, damnit!
[email protected]
im fucking poor and cant even afford food
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555
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i wanted it too much :(
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Pls anon
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>>726786571

[email protected]

pls op i deserve
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Satan brings money.
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[email protected]
Thanks mate
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Hell Satin!
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donate it
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>>726786663
fuckin cocks
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[email protected]
gonna buy little bro steam cards
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777 gonna get me to heaven.
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>>726786721
reroll [email protected]
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777
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mpw
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Give it to me baby
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feelin great about 888
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shits rigged yo
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>>726786676
Roll
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888 noe
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[email protected]
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Chinese luck.
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888 get
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Let's go
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Lucky me
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Thank you.
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donate the money to KKK
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999 you know it to b true
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>>726786769
999 get for this man>>726786871
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7000
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>>726784439
help a bro out
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000
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[email protected] fam
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Let's do this
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I'd like 111
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111
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>>726786997
thank you for helping i fucking need the money, live in my moms basement and i use her car. Illegaly.
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I know op wont deliver, our next chance is 111 RIP if get give to [email protected]
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>>726786676
Roll
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nnow
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I'm IN
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>>726787111
didn't include email kek
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>>726784439
trips get, obviously legit
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>>726787111
waste
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111
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Poopal
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>>726784439
I need the money!!! Pls trips gods
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>>726787111
get fukt
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>>726787109
thank you dude
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>>726787111
tongues your butthole
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>>726787111
lol. No paypal info. Fail.
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Trying for that sweet 222 for [email protected]
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>>726786676
Right here
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[email protected]
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>>726787111
That was my post
email is:
[email protected]
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[email protected]
>>726787216
thank you dude youre so nice :)
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>>726787194
Also anon what you need this money for?
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give to [email protected] thx
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>>726787289
just said a few posts up, live in moms basement, illegaly driver her car, need the money man.
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[email protected] plox
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>>726786676
Roll
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>>726787332
oh fuck so close too
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>>726787252

Faggot, you're not me.

My email is [email protected]. Idiot.
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how can we know you are really a richfag? >>726784439
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>>726787320
No
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rolling kek magic
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>>726787332
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444
[email protected]
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>>726787459
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guys, you dont have to all roll for me, but thank you so much. I feel like op is just a fag but its worth the chance. also roll just incase
[email protected]
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[email protected]
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Gimme
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>>726787557
reroll
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666 satan for [email protected]
i suck at trips but ill try d00d
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[email protected] going for 666
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>>726787666
Winrar.
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>>726787666
HOLY FUCK DUDE THANK YOU
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Fucken gottem, now op is 100% fag
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>>726787666
Tell us if OP follows through
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>>726787726
i will dude
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>>726787666
DAMNIT
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>>726784848
3D trips
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[email protected]

Rolls.
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>>726784439
Timestamp next to your bank balance
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888
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damn
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>>726787773
somebody already won
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sitting in my paypal waiting
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>>726786676
OP has enough for round 2
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>>726787914
Sadly doubt will deliver
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>>726787889

When you're in the zone...
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>>726787963
yeah... i fucking neeeeed money
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roll
[email protected]
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>>726787755
>>726787702
Wait, you don't actually think OP real do you? Did you even read it?
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OP = Faggot/Ded?
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>>726787914
Willing to share with a fellow poorfag if op delivers?
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>>726784439
trips
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KEK don't let me down!
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>>726788038
well the story was obviously fake but you never know about the 5k paypal. still probably fake and ill stay a fuckin poorfag forever and die alone but eh
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>>726788232
I'll love you anon <3
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Too bad I don't have a paypal
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welp guys, sorry. OP must be a faggot. No money. Not a cent. Im not getting lucky today. Cyall in my moms basement. Cya
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>>726788270
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If anyone is nice enough, here's my paypal.me and email
[email protected]
paypal.me/Avolition
Fuck you, OP.
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>>726788232
at least you had a little hope of stop being a poorfag, lucky you
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>>726788614
But the excitement of truth turning into the feeling of being betrayed and lied to is more painful than being used to the depression and pain..
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if 8888 someone has to give that man money.
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>>726788802
thats right though
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well, guys, /B/ has failed me again. Ill just be a poorfag forever. Im gonna go now bros, cya.
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ayuden al mexicano ruben villarreal
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>>726789182
you are not alone bro, have a good night
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>>726789247
you too..
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>>726787666
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Yo dude if youre still here someone made a thread about you
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>>726789671
its
>>726789601
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>>726784439
Lucky bastard.
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i am trips
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>>726784439
Well here i am!
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Did i win?
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Please deposit :)
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>>726784439
Where's mu money man?
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fucking deposit money OP hes poor as fuck
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>>726784979
*zozzle
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PayPal is [email protected]
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>>726784439
> the richest man in the world has a net worth of 70 billion

> somehow OP has 400 billion
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Roll for the lols
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Op you butter nut be messing with me
Pick one of the two.
paypal.me/dannib360
[email protected]
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Rollo
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>>726790655
Fuck
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k
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>>726787283
>>726787283
>>726787283
YOU WIN
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>>726791022
thank god that isnt my main email. idiot.
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Would be nice...
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Need my cash braaahh
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>>726790556
That's the only thing you noticed about the OP?
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Ok i have shitty luck but lets try...
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Fuck PayPal gimme dat Bitcoin baby
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>>726791555
Oh shit we have trips
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Lol 400 billion
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>>726784439
ATTENTION
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-you-should-ask-for-a-raise-now-2011-11
Literally the name of the picture.
Come on guys
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>>726793474
/b/ is filled with thirsty newfaggots who believe everything on here nowadays
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>>726784439
Lies
Roll
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Ducktales roll
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