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It finally happened. I have officially beat off so much in one

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It finally happened. I have officially beat off so much in one day that my dick started bleeding. I should have stopped when I was sore, but I have no self control. This is the worst pain I have ever felt (not counting internal pain of course, like the edgy fucker I am).

What the fuck do I do now?
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>>726775506
stop jerking off. ice your dick. don't jerk off at all the next day. or the day after. and the day after if you think you need to. then resume and remember not to go overboard
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>>726775506
How many times did you do it? Are you sure it's not a penis fracture? Those hurt like hell and can come from unnaturally vigorous masturbation or sex.
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go a round using neosporin as lube- it'll feel better over night.

I did that one day when I jerked off 15 times. I was horny as fuck and I've been there.
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>>726775506
what was your motive /b/ro?
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If you're old enough, topical benzocaine cream. It's cheap, ti's at wal mart. It works after 5-10 minutes and for 30.
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>>726776119
Got nudes on snapchat.

Ok thanks for the tips guys, got the ice now, the bleeding has stopped and it wasn't a huuuge amount of blood so I think it's fine. It hurts a bit but not a fuckton.
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>>726777198
Post dem titays here man. Spread the love.
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>>726775506
I immediately started reading this in Warren Zevon's voice because of the pic
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>>726777852
top kek
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>>726775506
GTFO no way that shit is true, that doesn't happen. Does it?
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>>726779450
it does, it happened to me once.
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I do that occasionally. Fap until my dick bleeds. But i don't use lube.

I just wait a few days and it's fine again.

Or don't, and just fap while bleeding.
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>>726775506
ur fine, happens all the time
a little pain feels good, try some bdsm porn
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>>726779555
>>726779586
No fucking way, are you guys serious? That can't be true. Gonna google that shit
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>>726775506
wash your filthy dick with warm salt water.. will be okay in a day or 2
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>>726779586
You fap to fully-clothed celebs, right? You're the only 4chan Pass user on /b/, it's gotta be you
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>>726779769

What? You can totally rub your dick raw. The skin isn't invincible dude.
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>>726779586
I waited a week to heal. That shit scared me. I don't use lube either.


>>726779769
>69
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>>726775506

It happens guy.

Let it heal up. Go again later with better form.
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>>726779902

Well, i have fapped to that before, yeah.

I'm not the only pass user, but i'm flattered that wearing this pass has made me so recognizable.
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>>726775506
I fap to the point of chafing and blood probably once every month/month and a half. No big deal. It's not a problem. Make sure to change your underwear. I've noticed clean underwear makes me heal faster.
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>>726777852
>implying Zevon ever had to masturbate

He got snatch wherever he went, man. An absolute psycho wreck of a man, but god damn he was brilliant.

>>726777436
Sorry bro, I respect this girl too much to do that (i know, i'm a total fag)


The ice seems to have helped, i can't feel shit now, it's all numb. My new goal is to make it a week without jerking it again, hopefully i won't die from withdrawal.

Thank you /b/ro's, you are true heroes in this world of vigorous masturbation.
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>>726780325
After I waited a week it made the orgasm so much more satisfying. I've started to wait a bit between wanks because of it.
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Jesus christ.. I don't even have the time to jack off that many times a day...
How much porn consumage time estimate are we talking here? 5+ hours? Apes
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>>726780580
Well for me, I used to wank once a day for about an hour. I was also a little rough with myself.

Since then I wank less and I'm a little more gentle.

It did happen one more time after that and I'm not sure why.
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>>726780580
Not OP but it's not that strange. I work 8 hour days and still can fap about 5 times per day. Time frame for a fap is like 5 minutes at most from the time I get the idea to fap, to finding a video then to completion. Sometimes not even 2 minutes.
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>>726781644
OP here, pretty much this.

Some sessions take me up to an hour if i'm really feeling it, some are over in 30 seconds. The human penis is a mysterious thing.
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>>726781887
OP again, with a follow up.

Over the last 3-4 days I've done it at least 5 times a day. This girl on snapchat has been driving me crazy. I started getting sore two days ago, but stupid as I am, I ignored the warning and kept going. What can I say? Them nudes, man.

Guys, if you get sore, even just a tiny bit, STOP. Take it from someone who didn't.

Pic related, it's how I got the nudes. I still can't believe it worked. The power of memes is strong.
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>>726775506

>worst pain you have ever felt

i don't know what's funnier, that you couldn't stop jerking it when you started to get injured, or that it's the worst thing you've ever done to yourself

>>726776025 is a top suggestion, as is the ice
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>>726782347
Ehhh I say power through it.

Do you really want to be on your death bed when you're old and remember all those faps you skipped?
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>>726782643
>>726782347

Also I hope it was worth wrecking your guitar strings
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>>726782840
They're bass strings. And they're the old worn out worns that were left after I changed them. What do you think I am, some kind of monster?
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First figure out why you jerk off so much.
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>>726783136
Maybe he's a teenager?
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>>726783393
Mentally, maybe. I'm actually 24.
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>>726783050
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>>726783495
I am also 24.
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>>726775506
here's another qt for your fap material
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post a pick of ur dick
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>>726780325
Fucking kill yourself worthless faggot
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>>726775506
Easy apply rubbing alcohol.. it will anesthetize the pain.. keep on Fapping!
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>>726785622
checked
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>>726784327
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>>726775506
That shit happened to me twice a week when I was in middle school.

You're a pussy.
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>>726785724
Yep!
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>>726786689
OP here, I'm away for half an hour to go to the store, and come back to this.

Needless to say, I love it.
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