>>726762907
Story?
>>726762394
No worries
>>726762557
story behind this is funny
>>726763215
I think it was a Russian or some other European police takedown, not sure though
>>726763215
Once upon a time there was a princess... stop me if you've heard this one... and she sleeps in some pee, therefore proving that she is a princess, or something and she married the Donald. THE END.
>>726763429
fucking kek
>>726763285
TOPKEK
>>726763948
Nigger should be shot
>>726763948
Nigger should be shot.
>>726763429
what is it?
>>726764120
oh holy fucking shit. forklifts weigh like, almost 10,000 pounds.
>>726764714
this is too much gore
>>726763429
>Father tells his son the gun is not loaded and perfectly safe
>Son shoots himself in the head
>It's just a prank
>Father and mother rofl
>>726764865
kek
>>726764591
WTF that's like 12,500 dollar
>>726763752
that was gross and cruel
>>726765270
That's gooks for you, they are not even human
>>726762216
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>726762339
Dat filename
>>726763639
Fake as fuck. Testicles don't pop out like that.
>>726764120
People are fucking stupid and dont realize how heavy/dangerous forklifts are. My forklift weighs close to 10k pounds.
>>726764714
If this is a punishment then my dad is a demonic beast.
>>726764714
no fucking way, that kind of content should be illegal
>>726765813
The police have balls of steel.
If you've ever been in a fight, you'll catch what i say.
>>726763983
BEYBLADES! LET EM RIP!!!!!
>>726765556
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>726765556
>>726762216
I'm listening to this and shitting myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jg92VXuKtM
>>726764714
They hit the least 100 or 200 times, so I'm sure it will fuck you up pretty badly
>>726766746
holy fuck, my sides
>>726766837
Sauce with sound.
http://www.miscopy.com/1140/bestgore/brutal-beheading-man-peel-face/
>>726765278
You gotta be shitting me
>>726766516
>filename
A real killer would've immediately asked about the little red button.
>>726762825
The screams in this video still haunt me.
>>726767040
Top kek
>>726766969
No one knows what might bring today.
>>726762609
This belongs to the ylyl thread
>>726764529
nerve gas?
>>726766717
When James asks to speak with you in the other room
>>726762907
this needs a story, wtf?
>>726763215
Last I heard it was a training exercise with rubber bullets
>>726767082
There are no screams
>>726762557
dude shoots himself and his parents start breakdancing?
>>726766837
I don't know they would have to be firing for a spiked round to go off and it doesn't look like they were shooting.
>>726767573
She went angry 'cause the bitch ate her doritos.
>>726762339
Was Michael J Fox holding the camera?
>>726763602
wait what sauce
>>726763356
GG well played. one nigger less
>>726763397
I fucking knew that shit was gonna happen
>>726765675
I think that was the point maybe it was meant for keks
>>726764053
>singular nigger
I think you mean ALL niggers, silly anon
>>726767040
10/10
>>726767573
Nigger. Needs. To. Be. Shot.
>>726763429
>i'm gonna kill myself
>u wont, do it faggot
>k
>OHNO
>>726763602
Story?
>>726765278
What..the..fuck.
>>726764671
I love how people in these foreign countries don't even give a fuck, they just keep walking
>>726767410
When the guy didn't want to talk about Jesus, the Jehovah's Witnesses were trying to convince him with their gun-shaped Bibles. Lucky for him, he was married to a SWAT team.
>>726765278
That's a fucking midget.
>>726765297
Story?
>>726765297
What in the fuck is happening here?
>>726768295
>>726768391
He sneezed while pinching his nose shut.
>>726768391
Fractured cranium without breaking the skin.
>>726768285
So is your brain
>>726768295
Blunt trauma. Fractures the cranium, but didn't rupture the soft tissue
>>726766837
What a nightmare. I wonder what he did to deserve this.
>>726763425
old video. shits fake as fuck
>>726768649
Probably related to drugs or money.
Maybe both
>>726764120
An hero
>>726765943
This is better with sound
>>726762513
>only one car on the entire road
>hits it directly
fucking chigger was committing suicide- nobody's that fucking stupid.
>>726765813
was he actually trying to rob the place?
>>726765297
The fuck is going on her? Any anon?
>>726762805
what the hell am I watching
>>726765813
JUST
>>726768999
electric nerve gas
>>726768171
I wouldn't give a fuck either
Where's my woooooo guy?
>>726768171
That would happen anywhere
>>726762726
> How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>726766837
This is the only video I have not been able to watch with sound. Only gifs or soundless webms.
>>726763397
That sword cost him 10 dollars and is an infamous piece of shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e77oXjFkIs
Same brand makes a version with grooves that are pretend serrations and speed holes.
Links if you want one of these pieces of shit:
http://www.budk.com/Red-Warrior-Ninja-Samurai-Ninjato-Sword-Sheath-6063http://www.budk.com/Stealth-Ninja-Black-Samurai-Ninjato-Sword-Sheath-6064
http://www.budk.com/Dark-Seeker-Sword-15184
Could you saucefags please shut the hell up and learn how to use Google? http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/decapitated-woman-mexico-fastest-mexican-beheading-tape/
>>726763561
NO ONE SLEEPS IN TO-KY-O!
>>726769061
>>726769061
meth head going crazy or did he leave contacts in?
>>726768171
>implying any other country is different. i live in the states, ive seen stabbings and bodies, nobody gives a fuck. you're all alone out there
>>726764090
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE!
>>726762557
Weird harlem shake
>>726769596
You lying faggot
>>726768897
>Chad the cat stealing your girl
>>726763752
I have now vowed to kill and destroy anybody harming an animal
>>726763783
NEVER SEEN COPS ARREST A RED MAN BEFORE, BUT I DON'T LIVE ON AN INDIAN RESERVATION LOL
>>726768074
was that a jojo reference, cause it makes it a lot funnier if it is
>>726762513
that lady on the sidewalk gave no fucks. No reaction at all
>>726763429
>"son, you are such a disappointment"
>I'm gonna make a dramatic statment
>"you are killing us.. here's a gun, you might as well do it."
>kid: joke's on you dad.
>>726768652
that is some serious fucking willpower
>>726769886
>>726769351
>>726764703
Hey, you're wearing Green, I'M wearing Green!
>>726762216
whats the difference between rekt and gore?
>>726768649
>I wonder what he did to deserve this
He is mexican, so he probably decided to take a shower twice a month, that's a felony in mexico, they love to shower very little, that's why they smell like shit
>>726765278
Islam is a religion of peace.
>>726770033
Becaus when you're on fire you're next to a gas station going to calmly walk to the fire extinguisher
>>726765939
God bless the Chinese for recording everything instead of helping
>>726769886
Holy shit. This has to be fake.
>>726765754
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
>>726770195
He can't do anything there and if he puts a single hand over that car he's gonna be on a big trouble.
>>726769994
some scary shit. could happen to anyone and with no warning.
>>726765297
>subcutaneous emphysema
>>726763149
He was killed by that fucking obnoxious watermark.
>>726763639
only thing that made me cringe
>>726770163
And it will leave you in pieces
>>726770253
>>726770253
No its real, I knew him pretty well. It was tragic I aired out my pain through drunkery
>>726768978
fracture of the ethmoid bone. Normally this bone separates the orbit from the nasal cavity, but if it gets fractured exhaled air will follow the lowest pressure route. So if the palpebral fissure (space between eyelids) is closed and ethmoid is broken, air will collect around the eye and balloon up like it did in the video...it looks pretty scary (and it kind of is), but it all comes down to getting hit really hard in the face in the right location
>>726763783
was this in rep. dominicana?
>>726769414
Except that sword isn't any of those.
>>726763948
i don't know if i should be more angry at the person who fillmed this
>>726770736
Don't be fooled by Damascus katanas, that's just mall ninja bullshit. Most of that shit isn't even real damascus- sometimes you'll get shit that has a damascus pattern PRINTED on the blade.
I would not get that sword. First of all it is gaudy as fuck, and if it was real damascus it would cost WAY more than 117 bucks.
Damascus isn't this legendary thing, but most blacksmiths will charge a lot more for something a lot smaller than that.
Right now, search for "combat ready" or 1040 steel if you want something usable and worthwhile.
>>726762907
That dude on the stairs fucking hipfired and sprayed the whole room without hitting that guy who i can safely assume was in on the operation. Fucking legendary.
>>726768978
end result is subcutaneous emphysema (subcutaneous ="below skin"; emphysema = "collection of gas")
>>726764287
fake
>>726771045
those were the only links available- that sword is hard to find now because nobody's buying it- and I'm surprised budk even had it. There used to be a lot more variety back in the day.
Also, if you have proof, show it.
>>726763602
Bath salts are still a thing? Thanks for the fresh content. Would love sauce on that.
>>726768881
You a fucking idiot? Didn't you see him hold a gun up in the air then try to point it at the cop before his ass got shot?
>>726771185
>>726771185
Samefag
>>726771091
>Right now, search for "combat ready" or 1040 steel if you want something usable and worthwhile.
Thanks for the info anon, I just wanted something to keep at home and slash some robbers given the chance, I live in a 3rd world country and that sort of thing has happened before, some guy in argentina slashed some robbers and they fled until the blood loss stopped them and were arrested
>>726769557
He thought the government put cameras or something in his eyes i think he was Russian or some type of slav and he was high as fuck
>>726765556
leave
>>726763714
So he just gets wet? Unless I'm missing something, that's a long set up for a weak payoff. But thanks for the NC
>>726764053
>Nigger should be shot.
Which one?
>>726771185
It's a real ISIS propaganda clip, look at the head at the end
>>726771371
good luck, and try to stay away from katanas- they're not really best in terms of defense.
>>726764090
TEAMWORK!
>>726769706
Not him, but at least here in chicago its common for people to get stabbed or robbed and no one giving a fuck
>>726769994
>>726764497
God damnit that just makes me mad. Asshole ruined that truck driver's day and shut that road down for the better part of a day I'd guess.
>>726770523
I dont know, it looks fake, you could see smoke and a little fireball in the head
>>726771185
newfag
>>726767573
>>726768024
on one hand, i agree, because shooting a nigger is always good
on the other hand, maybe she should be commended, because she was trying to stomp out a niglet before they became a drain on society
>>726764090
Wtf... How can anyone live in a community like this. Always amazes me. Would think there would be zero crime knowing that at any second this could happen to you.
>>726767573
holy fuck niggers are just a shame for humanity
>>726771941
fucking china, get your shit together
One thing I always learn in all these threads is,
dont go to China
>>726770676
Damn, thanks for the information anon, that guy could have survived? or its a mortal kind of injury?
so many deaths caused by speed and/or stupidity and so many are asian dopey slopeys
>>726762216
Anyone have the picture of the dude who cut the tip of his dick off? It has like four sections of images.
>>726770328
But best it happened to be bunch of jew bags.
>>726763149
poor driver, probly had to fill out all kinds of paperwork and cut through miles of red tape all because some retarded nigger faggot decided to fuck up like a moronic autist
>>726765754
>>"Cancel the babysitter."
>>726765793
More!
>>726769557
He was on drugs and thought there was a "spy chip" implanted in his eye so he ripped it out.
>>726764714
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>726771733
damn, the vehicle recording was really close to getting destroyed
>>726765406
brilliant filename
>>726772250
if nothing else happened to him, he probably survived since it all boils down to a broken bone. It looks much worse than it actually is, unless an artery in that region was cut or someone murdered him but wanted to fuck with him first.
>>726769886
ISIS quality
>>726772430
>>726772604
damn
>>726769383
kek. there's so many videos of this shit happenign and yet people still haven't learned better
>>726769886
so much nostalgia
>>726772250
The audio for this is so fucked
>>726770195
>PolicÃa militar
they're latinos
>>726772789
Dead before that hat hit the ground
>>726772989
Damn what happened, break his spine?
Post more gifs. I can't play these WEBM on my iPhone
>>726770152
>
rekt is the moment when they get wrecked and gore is just some violent evidence
>>726772989
Did he become paralyzed? Looks like that broke his spine.
>>726766969
Murder. The guy in light blue stepped back.
>>726773104
>iPhone
You deserve it you dirty phoneposter
>>726773139
Always wear seat belts.
>>726773181
He actually got cleared, it was the dead guy's fault, he should have waited like blue shirt guy did
The owner of the warehouse got fucked tough
>>726770676
>the penis kek
>>726773118
so
rekt = Gore from start to end
gore = After rekt
>>726773232
ZERO awareness. A large and loud train which looks to be in a forest area out of a city, and the kid still doesn't hear or see it. Darwin wins again.
>>726772951
can I get a quick rundown?
>>726773232
If that fat fuck wasnt deaf he really deserved its fate
>>726773139
>Be cop
>catch the #1 most wanted man in america
>Have him in the back of my police car
>In his criminal mastermindedness he gets out of his cuffs and begins to use the keys to escape
>Im not being known as the cop that let this man get away
>see cliff coming up
>hit the gas pedal
>take that you criminal scum bitch
>>726773348
Only thing missing is a dog coming in and starting to hump his retarded ass.
>>726773381
rekt=shit happens
gore=the mess
>>726773104
kys
>>726773409
Theres a longer webm wheres hes walking around the house documenting him killing himself. He is obviously loopy and making no sense. Its weird witnessing a man at deaths door
>>726773348
On the positive side, she can now lick her own arse clean like her cat.
>>726771197
How do you know the sword came from that vendor? If you have more info about the incident, I'd love to check it out.
>proof
It doesn't resemble any of those swords. Does it look like any of those to you?
And if >>726769414 was you, are you suggesting that that was in any way the fault of the sword?
>>726773062
LOL that surprise plot twist
>>726763657
PermaNap?
>>726773446
The train driver didnt. They get very fucked up after a fatal.
>>726762907
Well that was pretty noice
>>726765297
>Airheadsâ„¢
>>726771371
Wow earlobe still attached!
>>726773805
>>726773062
>>726773525
Fucking keked!!!
>>726773381
yea boi
>>726769946
I like to think they have board meetings to figure out how to become more innovative and edgy in ways of murdering people for absolutely no reason.
>>726773948
lol
>>726771837
:c
>>726774209
>absolutely no reason.
the will of Allah
>>726762216
damn thats brutal
>>726773980
no way, is that real? The guy running like crazy at the end makes it 10x funnier
>>726774088
>>726766837
Mexican Drug Cartel killin an FBI agent. and People say Trump is bad because he doesnt like these guys in america.
>>726763752
That would be fine if he killed it first. But he didnt. Fucking chinese.
>>726762825
>hurr let's accelerate toward the ground with no way of stopping ourselves, onto stone
the guy in the blue shirt completely shattered his pelvis and is disabled for life
>>726764474
God fucking damnit
>>726772199
Or Brazil or Russia.
Or Mexico.
Make that any part of the Americas south of the US.
Oh, or the Middle East.
I have a sneaking suspicion Africa should be avoided too, but they're too poor to afford cameras or internet.
Who has the pic of the metal nut stuck on the guy's dick?
>>726762910
God chinks are so fucking stupid
>>726774471
They were drunk and their "friends" encouraged them to be stupid.
>>726773832
Marshal showing green flag, which means resume racing, with a fucking recovery vehicle on the track. WTF???
>>726772569
Of course, he was driving in Russia.
>>726774398
I dont give a fuck, drumpf is a fucking imbecile and everyone of his supporters should be killed
>>726762557
wait, the son still had life to shoot his dad yet he shot himself? over9000 power
>>726773879
Where does he fell?
>>726762609
well he knelt, So i'm sure tis but a scratch for him.
>>726774614
brutal
>>726773104
>>726773531
>>726774197
got it, thanks fellows.
>>726773139
>suspect freed
>activate eject sequence
>>726762216
Another great thread, Im glad many people participated
>>726774831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa9DLxDtPtc
>>726772989
sauce
>>726762805
I still em amazed by this dude
>>726773193
>>726774874
/b/ a wonderful place
>>726775082
Im sure he is shocked as well
>>726774646
Bring it you cuck faggot
>>726771162
So fucking true!!!
>>726768100
cannibal gets bacon strips.
>>726773533
Let's face it. It's a miracle she didn't kill more.
>>726775267
>cuck
Is that the best you got?
>>726775201
I really lost my sides to this stupid joke!
>>726775201
how the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
>>726766363
FAAAAAAAAKE
>>726775201
Holy shit. I'm so glad my legs are OK.
>>726775310
traditionally, chicken is a non-zero sum game, but i think in that case, there was a definitive winner
>>726773607
Wait, sweatpants wasn't black...
>>726775322
You're clearly a cuck. No man would vote for that feminist, gay agenda pushing, illuminati puppet
>>726775462
>>726775004
failarmy
watch every single video and you'll find it eventually.
>>726775530
Sick little man
>>726775555
Checked
>>726775555
>>726772069
looks like it just KTFO him instead of killed him. incredibly lucky
>>726775356
NEWFAAAAAAAAGGGGGG
>>726773193
This kinda shit is why I quit nursing.
>>726775510
my sides
Best rekt thread from this season, thanks anons
>>726774997
Thanks hadn't seen that.
>>726775149
TURNDESTOOPERWATEROF
>>726772140
>human
>nigger
pick 1
>>726775921
>iq test
Final post
>>726776126
Nope.