How to I acquire a taste for beer /b/?

become a man

>>726759335
drink beer

Just drink it till u love it fag

just drink it until it tastes good you fucking retard.

>>726759335
Stop being a pussy

I was in the same boat as you when I was 17. I hated it.

Honest answer is, either find one you like. Wait till you get older and your taste buds are fucked, or accept that you don't like beer and drink cider or wine or some shit.

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>>726759474

>>726759335
begin with light one like bud, drink it whilke eating salty stuff, you'll get there eventually

try a bunch of easy to drink beers like miller lite or bud light. if you don't like that start with like Corona lime or something idk

wait until your balls drop

>>726759335
Bitterness in food and drink is the bodies way of being like "Nah nigga dis shit poison!" but the more you eat/drink it the more that reaction stifled. So, yeah, drink more beer.

>>726759601
Don't drink cider. That stuff will fuck your life up eventually.

>>726759335
alcohol is alcohol good or bad you drink it any way

>>726759474

Coincidentally, that's what my uncle said to me whenever I refused to swallow.

Stop drinking shitty piss water "beer", for one.

>>726759474
I've gotten there with whiskey and vodka but beer and semen just don't work fast enough for me

>>726759784
how does cider fuck you up worse than regular beer?

>>726759335
you have to do hard liquor enemas first. common practice in fraternities where most people develop the taste for beer, after the enemas the alcohol gets into your system and changes the way your taste buds work, after that alcohol tastes amazing

The best way to enjoy a beer is to already have had 4 beers. True story.

Beer will never taste good. Coffee will never taste good. We drink these things for the job they do, not because we are trying to trick ourselves into hurr durr, dis taste so gud.

Don't compare god tier beer with below shit tier coffee. Coffee is fucking disgusting and should be outlawed, while beer is only bad if you're an idiot that drinks shit beer.

>>726759335
Idk why people drink that shit in the first place
it's weak and tastes like piss and carbonated water

things like vodka get you drunk much faster and for less money

>>726759763
No it's not. Lying scoundrel

>>726760306
Not this.

When you get old enough, you get sick of the same old thing; ie sweet, chocolate, salty, etc. Once that happens bitter becomes unique and thus interesting.

>>726759335
Just drink it and don't be a bitch. Drink really cold beers or maybe eat something tasty with beer

>>726760496
see >>726760140

Goddamn kids that think Fuckweiser or PissBR is real beer.

>>726760496
>Idk why people drink that shit in the first place
That's because you are 15.

>>726759335
why would you want to? don't tell me you can't feel like a man because you dislike beer... that's pathetic.

>>726760519
Nigger, I'm 53 years old. Respect mah authoritah!

>>726759335
I think Bud light is easier to drink than most beers imo. I drink whiskey and vodka though. Because of chasers obviously lol. .

Drink Anheuser-Busch beers pretty good for starter beer drinkers

>>726760673
Op here.

>>726760673
Because I have some and I don't want it to go to waste

Be a half Irish half Mexican like me with a long history of alcoholism in the family

>>726759335
Just drink hard liquor. I don't like take the taste of beer so I drink tequila, rum, vodka instead.

>>726759335
Stop being 12 and you will like it.

>>726760836
How John she is queen

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You don't. Real men drink whiskey.

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>>726759474
>>726759763
>>726759493

Srsly OP just stop being a fag and ignore the taste until your mind attributes the release of dopamine and drunkenness with the taste of beer. Just drink until you don't mind it faggot.

Alternatively you can start drinking only the heaviest and bitterest IPA. If you can stomach it for long enough any other beer will taste like water in comparison.

>>726760654
25 and eurofag actually
seriously,why would you spend 5x money for something that tastes like shit and probably won't even knock you out?

>>726760823
you can cook some nice stuff with beer. you'll prolly like it more then. and there's always charity. give it away.

>>726759335
you dont. beer will always taste like shit and you are just meant to pretend to like it. you can try adding sugar to it but it will be like adding sugar to shit.

Protip to mods: anyone saying they don't like beer in this thread is underage.

>>726761141
Because it will make you vomit before alcohol poisoning. It's a safeguard. Beer has saved my life like 12 times.

>>726760823

Give it to a homeless person, you just might make their day.

>>726759335
By not being a fucking fairy.

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>>726761208
haha some beers i merely cry at the taste its so good. ur a fucking cuck. l2 drink beer

>>726759658
I think you need to be in the right frame of mind.

I didn't really like beer as a teen. One day I mowed the whole lawn, no break, hot as fuck, dripping sweat.

Ic cold Budweiser in the fridge. I drank almost all of it in a few mighty gulps.

Best thing ever.

Budweiser us shitty beer but it opened my eyes.

It's not for everyone anon.

>>726761531
its lrn2 newfag nigger

lrn2lrn2

>>726760203
Because it's sweet, pretty much like drinking an alcoholic soda or sweet drink. I could drink cider all day till I die because of my addiction to actual soda.

>>726761531
Steal one from your dad did you?

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>>726761531

I love beer, ciders, vodka and rum. Cant stand wines, ports or whiskeys.

OP no one acquires it. growing up..well the feeling it brings is worth every drop. also stop being a little bitch.

drink a lot, and if you are 16 don't be a tryhard..

when you reach 20something you're tongue gets a bit fucked and you start disliking sugar and enjoy beer, blue cheese and salty stuff..
basically you start enjoying things that you tought they were disgusting

>>726761610
You drank almost all of a beer, and lived to tell the tale?

>>726760519
This, used to hate coffee and beer till college/army. Then it became a requirement to get through the day. Coffee during the day, alcohol after work.