Where can I find me a slightly autistic gf?

Art supply stores, art academies, maybe the park painting a tree or something.

>>726755480

Get off the internet and go looking. It's really not that hard to talk to a woman on the street or at a store

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>>726755787
Hipster feminazis too important for men probably. That would be a no no. I'm on about shy, socially awkward girls.

>>726755480

Board game/ roleplaying/larp club

>>726756160
I live in a town where all girls seem to be bitches and date studs. The rest are fat pregnant moms who go with niggers.

All women are slightly autistic.

Autism conventions

Autistic females tend to prefer male company

The sperglords are pretty protective but if you can convince them you're also a sperg, it's pretty easy to gain access to rape city

>>726756763
>Autism conventions
Tell me this isn't a thing

>>726757318
This is literally a thing

I mean anime conventions are low-key autism conventions, but there are no kidding autism conventions that actually call themselves autism conventions.

>>726755480
starbuks

>>726757766
Huh... I kinda want to go to a "no kidding autism convention".

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>GF
>Slightly
>Implying a girl, once you start dating her, won't go full retard.

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>>726757318
You can still get early bird tickets

>>726758198
Thanks.

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>>726755480
Autism Society of America. Go to the 49th Annual Autism Society National Conference.

https://www.autism-society.org/get-involved/conference/

I'm still waiting to hear about a sperg dating site.

>>726758817
I want that hat. I need something to wear to job interviews.

>>726755480
>>726758846
https://www.spectrumsingles.com/

>>726758995
>https://www.spectrumsingles.com/
You're fucking kidding...

I don't know if I'd be more impressed to find out it was a real thing, or more impressed to find out that it's just /b/ trolling /b/, because, you know that would actually be kinda brilliant.

>>726758995
can someone please create an account and find some good profiles?

I'm too lazy

go to a bookstore

>>726760188
I'm three pages into the autism test, will update if thread is still alive.

>>726761362
FUCK ME... It asks for confirmation via email when you get done with the quiz, which I just spent half an hour on, and registered using tenminutemail.

Immahava cigarette and start over with my personal email. Not sure why, expectations remain low.

>>726762331
Nevermind, it let me change the email from where I was.

>>726755480
Your sister is downstairs.

Central New Jersey

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>>726762670
Okay. Pricing.

>>726763616
find us some qt spergs

>>726763616
are u my spirit animal? I use that same user name

Wait why do you want a GF with autism?

>>726756393
That's just California, anon.

>>726764029
Doesn't look like it's happening.
>>726764031
But that's so random.. lol.

2200 women (1300 in the US)
300 men (but I registered male, so that's probably just gay men)

Search free only shows 1 page, only 20+yrold is searchable, most women seem to be in the thirties to forties.

If anyone wants me to narrow a search by locale, I can do that so you don't have to waste the time going through the registration process for nothing.

>>726764264
GA

True story although I'm sure nobody will believe me..

Posted a bunch of, I'm loney af someone talk to me, type things on this app "Whisper" you can get replies from people in message or pic form

So some chick does, and we get to chatting, I'm in the UK, she is in South Africa she is a Boer, instant attraction both sides

I'm average at best, she's honestly hot as fuck, so pretty, amazing body, little chubby but thats cool with me all in the right places, now we talk, skype, voice note etc all day

I've sent her roses and shit, she has sent me stuff, we plan to meet.

>>726764531
this is not reddit

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>>726764465

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WA

>>726755480
I want to marry this girl.

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Video games.

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CA
There's a few more pages

>>726757766
Do they check to make sure you're autism? Could a normie slip in?

>>726764951
She's a whore.

>>726758198
do they also put on a shuttle bus?

>>726765676
No, no one without autism has ever made it into a comicon.

Or maybe no one has ever left one without autism... :o

>>726765562
Can you do a check for New Zealand. I don't want to sign up, because of autism....

>>726765831
I'm scared that I'll go and think everyone is normal.

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>>726766258
NZ

>>726766522
how about florida? :)

>>726766522
Indiana check please?

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>>726755480
japan

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>>726766923
FL

>>726767132
get that girl a chair

Engineering departments at your local uni

>>726766945
IN

>>726767296
>chair
There's no such thing in Japan.

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>>726767395
My bad.

also, brb

>>726767407
I'd settle for a cushion

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>>726767132
Japan

>>726767610

the fuck

>>726767610
Australia, QLD please

>>726755480

Start talking to literally any woman you see?

Can you show me if there's any nonwhite girls in Argentina, autism-kun?

>>726767447
You fucking rock dude

>>726767143
lemme smash jamestina

emilymcdonie on snapchat

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>>726756261

>honestly I just want to date myself, but in female form

Kek, that's like some next level meta shit

>>726767819
AUS, QLD
There were five pages when I didn't search queensland, so you know.

>>726768190
Happy to help, test took forever.

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>>726767819
I did it again...

PA

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>>726768004
Argentina, non-white has 0 results
less specific results: pic related

>>726768514
>>726768583

Cheers dude

>>726768583
TX please.

>>726768785
Thanks a lot! brb, convincing viv to have awkward autistic sex with me

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>>726768682
PA

>>726755480
The mathematics department of your local university.

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like this one?

>>726768829
TX
4 pages, want me to narrow it?

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>>726768829
I must be too sober to post...

>>726769092
East Tx. 75701 area.

>>726756541
True

>>726769120
Nevada please

toronto, canada

>>726769120
> brian43
top kek

>>726755480
>>/soc/

>>726769161
range?

>>726769231
150 miles.

>>726769196
NV
Slim pickin's

>>726756541
/thread right fukkin there..

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>>726769196

KY?

>>726769305
Nothing. Not sure why...

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>>726769327
>>726769367
Welp

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>>726769207
CAN, Toronto

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>>726769445
KY

>>726756261
For a Feminist a pussy is only useful as a weapon against men, to be used to obtain needs but then be turned back as the cunt-card when done with you.

Anime conventions and Anime stores. Weab chicks are definitely autistic.

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Show me Los angeles, CA

>>726758198
Fucking saved

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>>726769917
CA
LA
There was a second page.

>>726761362
link to tismo test pls

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I need to see Illinois also anon have you gotten any autist pussy?

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>>726770232
https://www.spectrumsingles.com/member/sign_in.php

>>726769774
That's a mighty fucking disappointing haul, isn't it? Thanks, anon, i appreciate you.

There's quite the lot of em here in California

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>>726770245
IL

Just found the site (via recommendation here), not enough wemmins to pay $10 for rejection.

>>726770542
That why they make the jelly, isn't it?
Just glad I saved you an hour of registration.

>>726758937
Underrated post

>>726770684
UT please

>>726770639
I question how many of them just realized that they can't pay LA prices for homes, and figured that if they lock down a HFA, they'll end up owning a tech company someday..?

>>726770919
lol. I forgot about that.

>>726756393

They'll be available soon

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>>726771096
UT
BTW!!! If anyone wants me to search for anything other than "born female", I need to know in the same message.
>curious there has been requests yet.

>>726767132
They won't fuck you, though. As of 2015, about 40% of women in Japan polled said they were virgins. Japanese people are basically asexual at this point.

>>726771485
Maybe it's that and not karoshi that's killing them.

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>>726755480
usually in stem majors... most autistic females i've met go into stem majors.

>>726756261
who is this?

>>726771698
Probably both. But whatever it is that kills them, they ain't making new baby japs. Japanese people are probably gonna be extinct in like 150 years.

I wonder what happens to anime and shit then? If there's no Japanese people anymore, does that mean anime and shit won't exist anymore? Like it'll be a lost art of an extinct civilization. Kinda crazy to think about.

>>726772125
Nah, as all the rich daddies die off, there won't be anyone to take care of the kids that aren't working, and they'll have to get their own places and spouses to help pay for things/take care of the home. It'll be fine.

On the other hand, that means that 40% of the transfer students at my local college are virgins with no hope of finding a man at home... I'm going to capitalize on that.

>>726772546
When the rich daddies die off, the kids will inherit. And it's not just the women, Japanese men polled at about 45%. Japanese people in general just don't seem to be fucking. Even the government acknowledges that it's a major crisis.

>>726755480
That thing she's holding looks like a prolapsed ass hole

I met my girlfriend of over a year now through a weeaboo community on the internet. Funny enough, she wasn't one, and convinced me to stop liking anime.

I'd say conventions or places with easy jobs autists can do, like being baggers at grocery stores for socially-adjusted autists, artsy places for spergs and extremely mild autists, and various corners of the internet for autists that are autistic but not the full retard kind.

Mine is the last, and you really have to be committed to deal with one. They usually aren't too smart (mine having a 93 IQ), they can't go in places with too many people or be around loud noises, they hate when anything changes, they may do things like drool by accident, and can and will throw tantrums.

Watch what you're getting into beforehand

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You realize 99% of these profiles are fucking bots....right?

>all these hot retard women actually exist

Half of these profiles haven't been active in months, and a lot of those pics are recycled from various other social media sites.

>>726772978
They're a godsend if you have something like what I have, which is Dependent Personality Disorder, since they need to be taken care of alot. I need to feel needed at all times or I actually break down and have panic attacks, so having a girlfriend who can't drive or take care of herself pretty much at all keeps me going.

Because they're emotionally distant, you'll also have to put basically all of the effort into your relationship, but I like that since I can be as clingy and obsessive as I want and she doesn't mind.

>>726772978

Fucking this.

The reality of dating an autistic woman, is a woman that fills boxes full of puzzle books that you can never be allowed to throw away, and screams when you touch her in public. Have fucking fun with THAT....

>>726772749
Property is pretty outrageously priced in the more civilized parts of Japan, though. The likelihood that someone could live off of an inheritance and still be able to afford to play vidya 365 days/year seems a little far fetched to me.

>>726755480
Why on /b/ of course

>>726758937
Nice!

>>726773731
It's not anything like a regular girlfriend, and people don't seem to realize it.

You basically date a child in an adult's body, and nobody sees the gravity of that undertaking

that site has like a billion pages of questions.....

>>726756160
>>726756393
Yea girls love when some guy on the street starts talking to them.

Tell them to smile, that always works, they really love that.

>>726774291

Yeah it's cute for a few years at the most. The sex is also dull as fuck.
Dated a pretty hot little sperg and it was maddening that her body was basically wasted. She was sweet but beyond that, you're basically in a relationship with someone who won't do ANYTHING outside of maybe 10 repetitive things they like to do...over and over and over again because they can't get sick of it.

>>726757318
Why not?

Any disease or illness has conventions, the ones for mine talk about new treatments and other shit that's going on, they have them once a year or every six months, something like that, I've never been and don't plan to either but they're real alright.

>>726755480
IT. if you can find women in IT they are likely of a weird personality.

i am 95% sure my fiancee is on the spectrum somewhere, she is so absolutely socially oblivious to everything there is no other explanation. she's an immigrant which explains part of it but that only takes it so far.

>>726758937
larf!

>>726755480
Take mine

>>726755480
Autistic gfs are the best.

We fap to loli together.

>>726765450
Under-rated

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>>726755480
Anime chat rooms. I guarantee you that you will find them there.

Real female autist have 0 social skills, and do not date actual men in reality.

If you doubt me you will not find what you are looking for.

I know for sure they are all there.

>>726775832
that would be fun!

>>726775832
You're not fooling anyone you sad lonely old fart.

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>>726775832
A gf that faps to loli and plays vidya with you? This is all that I ask for

>>726755480

slightlyautisticgfs.com .. duh.

>>726776030
It really is. I want to marry her but we've only been together 11 months, thinking about proposing, dunno
>>726776039
You self-projecting, anon?

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>>726758817

I'd rather date a bipolar girl than an autistic one. I can handle crazy, but not boring. Then again, I'm ADHD.

>>726755480
Have you tried your sister? Maybe it runs in your family

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>>726771354
Iowa?

>>726758198

kek, if there has ever been an advertiser for /b, this is the one.

>>726755480
Find a girl
cause mild brain damage
profit

>>726768341
Anyone add yet?

>>726776352
I so fucking want a hat like that.

>>726777205
I'm subtract

>>726772013
Girl from dog with a blog

>>726777185
how?

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>>726768454
>honestly I just want to date myself, but in female form

I've seen that Seinfeld episode, it doesn't end well.

>>726768514
Any good looking reeeeeeeeeeeee's in Ontario?

>>726777318
I saw an episode of L&O where this beta finds an athletic blond and drugs her. He then drills a hole in her skull and pours boiling water on the wound, causing her to become slightly vegetative. She can't even pull the blanket over her in the hospital. Diamonds.

>>726776433
Yeah but with ADHD although sex might be hard to initiate, she will really get into it once she gets comfortable with it. Could last hours.
Crazy bitches throw stuff and play games.

>>726776433
Mine is both :^)

>>726777465
Go to the Tim Horton's late at night near Uni.

>>726777857
Haw haw

>>726765450
I fucking lost it at the keemstar minion

This guy has serious issues

>>726774291
/b doesn't want that, /b wants an adult in a child's body.

>how bow dah
lol

>>726778041
I know of a spell where you can conjure a demon to inhabit the body of a loli for the purposes of sex. But the catch is that eventually you have to kill the victim.

>>726755480
>>>/cgl/

>>726776352
https://www.zazzle.com/donald_trump_baseball_cap-233195252605533423

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>>726778529
>I know of a spell

>>726777246
See >>726778793

>>726767132
source?

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>>726777522
The Cos just drops a quaalude in a girl's drink.

>>726778793
>You Can Change This!

You bet I can. :^)

>>726778529
I think I saw that movie, the stigmata and projectile vomiting wouldn't be fun, but that's just me, maybe others are into that.

>>726778529
>you have to kill the victim
why?

>>726755480
I found mine in Plato's Closet.

>>726779475
Prolonged sexual contact with the victim starts triggering violent behavior. It's often for your own safety. But the demon could turn on you well before that.

>>726756261
Here's a pro-tip:
feminists are still women, albeit annoying as fuck. They still crave cock, only they crave it without strings attached... which is the best case scenario. Go find a feminist, get some drinks together, put on a movie, and then you guys will fuck. It's not that difficult. Don't set up barriers for yourself.

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>>726778529
Tried this once, didn't go well, pic related.

>>726779876
It never does. Depends on whether you want paradise beyond your dreams turning to madness that destroys you.

>>726775050
Lel

>>726764531
I saw a movie like this once but instead of messaging they were emailing. Sure you not confused anon?