*Blocks your path*

"Excuse me"

>>726749255
Out of the way fucking nigger scum. * Pulls out gun shoots him in the foot*

>>726749255
FUCK OUT THE WAYYYYY

>>726749255
>excuse me
*continues walking*

its that simple autists

Hodge twins funny as fuck

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>>726749352
*blocks your bullet*

Help, I'm about to be mugged

>>726749255
"It's all good, I'm black too."
*walks past*

>>726749255
Stab the one on left in throat.
While he is on the ground the amount of blood throws the other brother into a panic.
He either runs or tands to downed brother.
Stab him if he stays
Walk away if he runs.

>>726749429
>Blocks
How can you continue walking if you have two big niggers BLOCKING you?

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>>726749255
*Deports*

>>726749255
Punches the left one with the right ones fist then sticks the left ones head up the right ones ass

>>726749255
>stutters
>"uh.. s-s-sir i-i-I didn't mean t-t-I get in your w-w-way..."

>>726749471
*Wakes up* Was dream.

>>726749335
>>726749429
This
Is there any other appropriate way to handle this situation?

>>726749684
Are you then going to squeeze through them or something?

>>726749255
I guess I'll just work out for another hour then until they move

>>726749255
Pardon me..... niggers

>>726749684
Yes, shoot both of the black fucks and walk away.

>>726749255
Sellouts.
I used to love their old shit. Those squeaky chairs they used to have

the hodge twins are dank

>>726749255
slowly stroke the cheek of the left one as i start kissing down the chest of the right one. pull down both of their sweaty sweatpants to reveal my sweaty surprise. i get on my knees and lick both of their ballsacks clean. they ejaculate down my throat. i stand up and hi five both of them. "see you again next week lads" i receive a cheeky spank on the bum

>>726749533
>*teleports behind them*
and just keep walking...

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Excuse me guys, could you please move?

>>726749255
Step over them.

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>>726750037
They are pretty tall niggers

>>726749987
actual eurofag

Get the klan and lynch all the niggers in the area

>>726749843
this.
I work out for another hour, or until i get bigger than them...

>>726749255
Git oot o here hodger todgers REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>726749335
>>726749429
This.
What are they gonna do, rip your head off?
Any other action is either submitting yourself to their will or overreacting.

>>726749471
twinky little herman

>>726749843
>not having an emergency watermelon with you, for situations like this...

>>726750551
Well if they're intentionally blocking you, they must got beef, nomsayin?

>*unsheathes katana*
>*teleports behind them*
> Heh, nothin personnel... kid....

>>726749255

*looks at veins* 'Get off the juice, faggots'

Suck their cocks

>>726749255
Whip Dick out and start screaming

>>726749255
"Damn niggers"
*runs away*

>>726749255
I watch their videos to actually learn stuff but it takes them 20 minutes to start talking about the actual topic of the video

>>726750669
So what?
They don't own the path and if they do get physical they're vulnerable to an assault charge.

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>>726750579
WHO YOU CALLIN' LITTLE?

I DEADLIFT 530, FAGGOT!

>>726750810
Not moving does not equal getting physical

>>726750814
Get this guy to lynch those dirty apes

>>726749255
Gun them down for being black

>>726749913
I'm not a police officer
>>726749810
If they don't move after that I'd depend on where I am and what they are blocking. To meet it looks like they are at the gym so I'd go to an employee and let them know that there are a couple of dudes that are being rude. Any establishment worth visiting would have them taken care of.

>>726750950
He's quite smaller than the twins. You realize, they would probably make s'mores with him, right?

Explain genetic variation to them so they know I'm technically a pale nigger with stringy hair

>>726750998
*It'd

Report illegal cloning facility. Wait for government to eradicate the scum

>>726749255
*Teleports behind them*
>Nothing personel kids

>>726750998
You're trying to get to the bathroom. And what if the employees say "sorry sir, I cannot help you."

>>726750921
Well then I ask them politely yet firmly, and if they don't move I take another path.

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>>726749255
you're already nigger...

>>726751375
There's no other path to the bathroom

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>>726749255
check your privilege, cis-scumbags

>>726751425
then just pee on them to show dominance

>>726751557
At which point they gang rape you in front of everyone

>>726751425
Then I find someone with legitimate authority that will remove them.
I'm not going to fight them just cause they wanted to boost their egos and I wanted to take a piss.

>>726751683
I already said the employees won't do anything. So, call the police on them?

>>726751085
>that's not a good thing

>>726749255
EASY! Just do a 360 and walk away

>>726751647
I'd buy that Shit everyone would buy that

>>726749545
wow shooped

>>726751841
You mean 180

>>726751271
Ask for the manager and make it clear that I'm not leaving until I speak with him/her. This wouldn't be a problem for me though I'm to much of a germaphobe to go to the gym or use any public bathroom.

>>726751775
Obviously you didn't tell me that, or else I would've factored that into this insane hypothetical situation.
I'd get my buddy and go take my piss.

>>726751977
No you gotta turn around completely if you want to walk away.

Throws chicken wings and watermelon to the side, they chase after it, I keep walking on my way.

>>726749913
>being this much of a coward

>>726752101
look >>726751271

>>726751841
You can't be this fucking dumb

>>726749255
360 and keep walking, easy

>>726751977
I can never tell if this is hair or honest newfaggery

Take out job forms.

>>726752329
Bait, kms

>>726752303
newfag spotted

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>>726752303

>>726752379
But I've been on here since 2011

>>726749255
Bend over, suck one superior male organ while letting the other pound my tiny white arse. While gargling on the true black manhood and with every thrust from behind try to say "I subdue to you my masters, make my arse great gaping hole again".

>>726749423
/thread

>>726752451
N E W

>>726749255
Give them OP's Mom in return for safe passage.

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I'd ask for an autograph. Anybody knows who the Hodge Twins knows they are based. I wish they would tell more stories cause they're good at it.

https://youtu.be/b2gj-swl8tg

>>726752277
Alright, I get the manager.
I'm not letting these assholes win.

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>>726752340
"Nah, poor-ass white boy. We good."

>>726752451
If it's after 07 your not /b/rethren

>>726749423
Only acceptable answer. Everyone else is a newfag and needs to kill themselves.

>>726752593
kek

>>726752671
Manager - "Sorry sir, I cannot do anything about this situation. There is another restroom at the walmart down the street."

>>726749255
>yall tryna build some muscle?

>>726749423
FUCK oUT THE WHEY

also sugar walls and mushroom tip

>>726749423
Fucking right

>>726749255
Pull out the 9

>>726752839
Me - "You don't have any way whatsoever of bringing about order? You want your customers to beat the shit out each other? Or are you a filthy cuck who gets off on this sort of thing? Get something done, or I cancel my membership and tell your boss why I did."

Or are you going to think of another ludicrous thing to feed your fanasties?

>>726752642
Are you a homosexual?

>>726751841
Same here.

>>726751841
Agreed. Would do the same.

>>726750201
That's just unfortunate

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>>726753395

>this is my chance

>>726753325
There are plenty of owner/operators of small gyms. The only boss is himself. And what if he's a pussy and refuses to call the police (since he obviously can't fucking move them by himself)? He refuses to call the police because he likes them. The owner would rather lose you as a customer than these 2 guys, and having the twins badmouth his gym to all their followers.

Yes that kind of thing is highly unlikely but not impossible..

>>726749255
>Throws a basketball and a watermelon in two different directions.

>walks unmolested

>?

>prophet.

>>726750621
Fucking nigger. That's what I was hoping NOT to see. Have some free internees for thinking like me. Faggot nigger

Hodgetwins are the best, I'd ask them if i could take a picture with them

fuckin gains man

>>726749255
BEEE BBEEEEEE CCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE

>>726749255
*offers them a basketball*

>>726753973
Then I take my business somewhere else, somewhere I don't have to deal that bullshit.

>>726754271
And then they run after you and buttfuck you in the parking lot

>>726751232
>personel

>>726749255
Summon the KKK

>>726754443
I pull my gun and kill them.
I can't act on them if they don't transgress, but if they start running at me and don't respond to verbal warnings, then I'm well within my rights to gun them down.

>>726750201
In a war scenario I'd rather be the asian than the tall blacks..

>>726754697
Too bad, they throw you on the ground and rape you before you could get your gun out. You didn't even see them coming.

>>726754656
whoops, meant that for >>726754890

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>be me
>be 478 pounds
>walking through the gym because it's a good shortcut to the McDonalds
>two niggers walk out in front of me and stop
ohshit.jpeg
>"Hey bro wanna work out with us?"
>instantly perceive this as a threat
>defense mode: A C T I V A T E D
>pull down my pants and lift up my fat folds revealing a bactierial and fungal colony where my dick used to be
>"What the fuck bro?"
>oh i'll tell you what the fuck
>start swinging my glorious colony right at them
i'llshowyoutheproperwaytopopablackhead.mp4
>smack one of the niggers square in the face
>his skin instantly begins to burn and fester
>think I left a mushroom in his cheek
>oops
>other nigger tries punching me but my fat abosrbs the shock
>i jiggle like a lard ocean
>i turn my attention to him
imhungrynigga.jpg
>i rush him at to speed
>7 1/2 miles an hour
>he stands there thinking he can take whatever I throw at him
>nope
>i pull him into my lard and and start abosrbing him
>he starts screaming for help
>no one can hear you in all the space I take up
>leave the gym weighing 689 pounds
>get some mickydees
>fuck yeah

>>726754053
sorry, kinda drunk right now,
i read that 5 times, and still have no idea, what you are trying to say...
please try again.

>>726754890
fat chance, it takes less than a second to draw and fire.
not to mention i'd be suspecting them seeing as how I know they're both enough of assholes to get to that point.

Also, spotted the cuck.

>>726755182
You attack bait like a trout

>>726755302
>guys I was just pretending to be retarded

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>>726755004
KEK

>>726755407
The rape comment was obviously to be funny

>>726755606
But if you want to keep this up and keep being a tard, then I'll keep on.

Most gyms are "gun-free zones". Fat chance you'll have a gun on you while walking out of the gym to your car.

>>726749255
A threesome
Not home if you say no homo

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>>726749684
yes

>>726752204
>physical altercation where you are out numbered and likely out matched
>use the great equalizer
>coward
you're a faggot

>>726752150
why do they always put the tears on the outside when real tears come from next to the nose were the actual tear ducts are

>>726749255
>*Blocks your path*
I bust loose the spray. New NIGGER strength.

kall them niggers then find where there parents live and call them niggers