What does /b/ think of catfish? I don't trust them

it doesn't even look like a cat

time catfished the catfish

>>726741783
Exactly! They can't be trusted

I think they look pretty cool, especially the fuckhueg ones.

Can't be trusted, though. Definitely the Jews of the aquatic world.

>>726741713
Cannot be trusted. Cut their heads off, they breathe for hours.

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they make me want to insert an asparagus into my anus and after i shit it out i have my own homegrown shatsparagus

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>>726741713

Is it a cat or is it a fish?

These double-named species are conmen who are out to confuse us all

>>726741713
Deep fried, they're great!

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>>726741713
I used to have a catfish. Has him for five long years until a parasite wiped out my entire tank.

I still think of him from time to time...

>>726742577
>Jews of the aquatic world.
Nigger please. They are predators. They will hunt food. Jew fish is like creek chub that eats your bait every time you cast in for trout

>>726742665

Shit really?

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CATATAFISH OF THE SALMON SCHOOOOOL

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Gotta love that pussyfish

>>726741713
Nope. Shifty eyes. You know they say the eyes are the windows to the soul.

>>726741713
Agreed, they should just be who they really are and stop being posers.

>>726743051
There actually is a fish called a Jewfish. They call them Goliath Groupers now, though. Big fuckers. Used to have a couple of them at Atlantis in the Bahamas.

I like fishcat more better. Trustworthy.

>>726743260

Taking our women like nigs. They must be stopped. Build an underwater wall and have them pay for it

Do catfish have teeth? Could you stick your dick in one?

>>726743414
I'd kick a catfish but I wouldn't fuck with a dogfish.

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Titfish trumps catfish

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>>726743537

Like this?

>>726743051
Bro, they are fucking bottom feeders

>>726744464
You do realise there are hundreds of species of catfish. Plenty of them actively hunt fish or even things on the surface like ducks.

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Why do upside down catfish swim upside down?

>>726744613
>not all catfish are bottom feeders
fuckin sympathizer

>>726741713
their name is literally catfish ofc u can't trust them

They taste delicious. They put up a really good fight while fishing. 8/10 good fish

>>726741713
>What does /b/ think of catfish?
They are yummy, especially fried with a slice of lemon and some hushpuppies.

They taste great fried, but god damn is it a bitch when you hook one and don't have pliers around

>>726744686
To fuck with you.

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I found a dude on facebook that looks like a catfish....

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In soviet Russia sometimes the catfish eats you.

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>>726741713
I had a bullhead named Eugene, my mom threw him in the canal because she couldn't stand the smell lol. I can't blame her. They are a mess to take care of. over all for catching fish for fishing they're fun.

>>726745462
Or you could of just looked after it better.

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>>726742687

>>726745462
Or maybe she was going to throw you into canal but mistake Eugene for you

>>726741713
You shouldn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NU0Mv_bKtU

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Did the thread die?

>>726741713
Ive always been wondering what they hide behind these whiskers

>>726741713
I don't fish much, but catfish are very common around my area. Idk why trusting fish matters

>>726746563
Nope, you did.

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>>726746505
Very impressive, catfish.

When i was like 4 i went on a fishing trip and all the people i went with caught a ton of catfish so they laid them out in rows and gave me a board and said if one moved at all to whack it in the head and i had the time of my life

BTW, google "Candiru Catfish" and enjoy....

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>>726741713
they're kind of neat looking, but too greasy for my taste

nignogs love catfish, because of the fact that they're greasy, arguably even greasier than fried chicken when prepared as catfish nuggets

christ the fucking nignogs will go through catfish nuggets like beavers go through a tree trunk

>>726744686
Position of the swim bladder,

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How come see through catfish are see through?

>>726741713
I think you got a greasy pair of titties, boy.

>>726747819
You gots ta try some good meaty farm-raised filets; no POS "nuggets". I am a nigger-hating white man, FWIW.

>>726747819
It's far less greasy if you don't fry them in oil like a fat American faggot.

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>>726747051
>Idk why trusting fish matters
femanon here

I went on a date with a catfish a few years ago. He was huge, like pic related.

We went to a pretty nice-ish restaurant, but the night was ultimately ruined when he ate the waiter like >>726746505.

I was so embarrassed, I had to wait for nearly an hour for the check while listening to the gurgling and screaming sounds of the digesting waiter, who's bulge was gradually getting more and more diminished from melting in my date's stomach.

Trust is so important when it comes to fish; if I'd known he'd act this way I wouldn't have gone. I guess I know how the term catfish got coined now :/