ITT: women on kik who will make fun of my tiny dick
Holy shit, OP. That's depressing.
>>726739607
It's not that bad..
How big does ot get when you're hard?
Maybe it a grower, now a show-er
Damn that's not even funny. That's like one of those rare medical conditions on the Discovery Channel that gives me the creeps when their commercials run.
>>726739876
Last photo I took
>>726739876
That is hard. Can't you tell?
>>726739357
Just become a Mormon or move to a country where women have not rights to leave you. Then your complete and total inability to ever please a woman won't matter at all. She will basically be your slave and stuck in a life of sexual frustration.
>>726739933
No it isnt
Cheer up.
At least you're bigger than that lighter.
>>726739995
You've given me reason to live again anon
>>726739357
Yikes - any problems I had or anything I was self conscious about just seemed to disappear - Thanks OP!
>>726739357
Holy shit
>>726739357
Holy shit ... my sides. I can't breathe
Just learn to eat pussy like a beast.
>>726739995
>Soft bigger than you
>Hard just as big
fuck
ill make fun of your dick right here oh my god
>>726739357
I'm not even going to lie - I would seriously consider becoming a female if I were you.
>>726740407
It's so tiny lel
lmao
>>726739870
It's really is
I will never be self conscious about myself again.
>>726740582
Why? -_-
>>726739357
female anon here . . . I'm sorry to say this, but you could be the nicest guy in the world, have the most money, and if I saw that there would be no way I'd ever consider a relationship with you. And dick size isn't that important to me, but wow . . . .
>>726739357
>>726740737
Because that's not a dick anon it's an overgrown clit
Legit question.
What were the reactions of women that saw IRL?
>>726740276
It isn't not
>>726740737
You'd at least be able to have a healthy sexual relationship with another human and be able to please that person. Right now, that's impossible.
>>726739357
hahahahahahaha I've seen bigger acorns
>>726740776
youre a neckbeard virgin, gtfo
>>726740407
This looks like a huge clit peeking out from a pussy that's been sewn shut
>>726740845
>implying a woman has ever seen that thing.
A high powered microscope couldn't pick that little guy up
>>726740845
>>726739357
I actually feel incredibly sad for you, OP
>>726740969
Ya goofed nigga
>>726739357
Looks like the senate dun goofed all of us in the US http://www.ipanon.com
>>726740597
you know its bad when the asians are laughing
>>726740863
It's not impossible, sizs doesn't matter that much
>>726740969
I'm sorry, man.
Nature is a cruel gambler and you've been dealt the shittiest hand.
It's unfair because it was never in your control.
>>726740597
>>726741141
the same fag
>>726741134
Go ahead, not my problem
>>726741208
read the female anon
>>726741208
It does. It's the main pleasurable factor.
>>726741268
You suck at calling out samefags,tiny
kasiahasdreads
she got a bf tho so might block if you just send it straight out
>>726739357
Probably all of them
>>726741298
>Implying one random bitch represents all women in the world
This is the average dick size in Asia OP, move there.
>>726740776
You're over exaggerating, there's no way it can matter that much.
>>726739995
I actually think this is really cute.
I wouldn't want it inside me or anything,but I'd probably play with it platonically for fun
>>726741208
Size isn't everything when you are dealing with Penis sized penises. That is sub penis size, I doubt you could even reach the nerve endings in the vaginal opening.
>>726741208
Size doesnt matter THAT much if the penis is say 3.5, even 3 inches. at that length, while small, you can still give the girl SOMETHING to feel. OP's dick is no bigger than a HALF of an inch.
>>726741334
No technique is.
>>726741447
"Over exaggerating" is a redundancy. Just say exaggerating.
>>726741375
Based samurai cop
>>726741492
Damn, you're fucking sexy. Let's see that ass.
>>726741492
You won't let OP fuck a fold?
That's shitty
>>726741594
Or to imply over the top you goof
>>726741675
That's exactly what exaggerating means bro.
ITT: virgin neckbeards trying to make OP feel bad because they're frustrated they can't get laid themselves. at least OP isn't a virgin
>>726741654
>>726741661
Newfags think this is real
>>726741134
AYYY
>>726741560
>>726741587
:(
This is not a feels thread. Stop. You're making me feel bad for having an alright cock.
>>726739357
I honestly cant stop laughing! it's like a cute little button hahahahaha
>>726739870
its a goddamn nub.
>>726741799
>newfag can't tell a shitpost from a legitimate post
>>726741661
Ahhhhhhh niggaaaaaaa
>>726741587
Honestly I'd kill myself. Unironically.
Email me for my kik. [email protected]
Poor Asian girl in uni waiting on financial aid. My paypal is the same as my email. Anything helps :)
>>726742001
fuck outta here
>>726739995
Jesus dude is that cant be hard.
>>726741654
Not me, some chick my ex was fucking during our relationship. Copied pictures from his phone just in case I ever need them for any reason.
>>726741352
>>726741375
Samefag
>>726739357
still bigger than me
>>726742148
She's hot in that wild, fuck toy type way
>>726742148
>>726739995
how many inches is this? 2?
>>726742125
Why would that be so hard to believe? Look at OPs soft dick
>>726742212
Welp,you tried
Is 6 inches and pretty girthy decent?
>>726742301
Yeah, she was one of the more embarrassing ones.
>>726742364
im the size of OP soft but I grow to about 6 1/2 not 3
tfw 7.5"x5.75"
>>726742473
Pics or fuck off
>>726742464
shit, speak for yourself. I think she's fucking hot
im only 2.7 rock hard soooo
>>726739357
rainbowwkittyy is a dominatrix friend of mine, she would destroy you
>>726742590
Wat
>>726742464
let's see more girls that cucked you
>>726741492
>thinking op or anyone else would want to put thier dick in a fat ugly diseased whore like you
>>726741208
size IS important if your cock is < 3 inches you are well and truly pathetic.
average or below average (asian) is acceptable but anything less is ridicuous. I'd probably consider a sex change. You can't be a man with that USELESS thing.
How can you live with yourself knowing NEWBORN BABIES have larger penises??
>>726742642
its true
>>726742148
your ex must have a strong stomach. I hope you are prettier than her and left him over it?
Props for being evil.
>>726742646
>>726739995
Wew I feel a lot better with my dick.
>>726742646
Speaking of cucks,did you see this shit?
>>726742148
>some chick my ex was fucking
nice damage control, lard ass
>>726742590
anyone wanna see it?
Girls can get off with only 1 finger
/thread
>>726742833
Go for it
>>726741447
errr. we want to feel something when we get fucked - thanks.
micropenises = no relationship with me thank you.
>>726742750
That one´s a lot better, if one is into negroes. Any more? Care to tell the story of how you broke up?
>>726742854
OP pecker is smaller than a three years olds pinky finger.
>>726742733
It is. Made sure to delete all the pictures of me and replace them with dicks before I left.
>>726742412
yea dude thats decent. I'm 7.5" and thick... i though i was small for the longest (no pun intended) time. Porn does a number on you. If I'm not small (I guess), then you're good.
>>726742337
Those lighter are 3inch
>>726742148
>>726742464
holy fucking christ you are fat
>>726742750
How much did she charge for an hour ?
Did you catch the super aids?
>>726742573
you must not get out much rofl.
she's a 1/10
>>726742870
>>726742931
Not when its hard
>>726742950
I like your fucking style
>>726742854
my finger is bigger than his hard dick.
>>726742854
My index finger is longer than that. And most girls are not only into fingers on g-spot. Part of fucking is feeling a dick inside you and some chicks want to be penetrated deeply. What will you do if I fucked her before and she was really into my penis tip touching her cervix?
8"x 4" :)
>>726743084
You poor poor man
>>726742871
Tits or gtfo bitch!
>>726742950
Boy, you sure showed him.
>>726742950
Damn nice. I like you more and more. Why were you with im in the first place?
>>726743084
you´re also fat.
>>726743192
that's like a toddler's serving of dry spaghetti
>>726743114
She's not going to fuck you dude. Stop pandering.
>>726742950
your boyfriend fucked a whale and nigress? you must vomit inducing if that's what he had to cheat with
>>726742950
7.5/10 would colonize imo
>>726743084
Nice girth, too bad it wasn't 3-4 inches longer.
>>726743050
Regrettably. she didn't. I didn't, but he did get genital warts from one of his many girls.
>>726743084
Have you measured?
>>726743166
Luckily most chick's don't like to be dick punched in the cervix. It also hurts my dick.
>>726743210
gym class was hard
My Dick is that size and I've fucked 8s. Stay positive anon
>>726743509
Dont feel bad, those were real men, you're a baby dick
>>726739357
Holy shit op this post made my day, now I don't feel as bad knowing there's dicks smaller then mine
>>726743334
you think THATS a 7.5/10? kek. You don't get out much. I'd take the white BBW with tats over the nigger ANY day
>>726743638
i'm aware
>>726743434
are you looking for sympathy on /b/ or...what the fuck?
go fool some chump on tinder to buy you dinner or something, just make sure he can't see all your lard in the pics..
that way by the time he sees what a fat ugly slob you are, it'll be too late and he'll have to be polite.
>>726742893
Found out he was cheating on me with women we had had threesomes with. Broke it off.
Got back together because I'm a girl with a half brain, found out more women including my best friend of 12 years. He ended up with genital warts and relapsed (former addict).
>>726743482
Well, about half of the chicks I fucked complained about small penises and that they felt incredibly awkward because they couldn´t feel anything.
Granted, you also need to know what you´re doing, be able to read signals, its good if you´re good with your tongue and fingers, but I don´t think that all this can make up for a tiny dick. There´s something special and animalistic about fucking that you just don´t have with oral/fingers.
>>726743700
Then go get your panties on, they fit you better than boxer, you don't need all that extra space
>>726740776
Tits or gtfo, you know the rules...
>>726743874
i've thought about buying panties before but im always to pussy to get them at a store
>>726743768
Nope, just sharing some pictures and responding. I date mostly women, now.
>>726741141
*Raughing u fag
>>726743332
I do okay with what I have.
>>726743867
No doubt, but hitting the cervix sucks for both. Especially when she's on top and pushes down too far too soon.
>>726743795
Did you anything else to get back at him, despite breaking up with him?
>>726743330
Nigger please, stop projecting your desperation onto others
sometimes you just talk to someone without hoping that you'll be able to fuck them, you socially inept cunt
>>726744137
How long´s your penis? I´ve never had that problem and I´m slightly above average with 17 cm.
>>726744157
Nope, didn't have to.
>>726744300
Only 6.3 inches. Maybe I just get in shallow pussy.
>>726742717
hard or flaccid anon ?
>>726739357
nobody here would know because everyone on /b/ is packing 7" minimum and anything less you're life isn't worth living unless you want to become a faggot and take big dicks in your ass or a cuck because you'll never please a woman physically or emotionally. take your little dick to work and earn money so you wife can buy nice stuff for her bull
>>726739357
>>726739995
HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE FALLING FOR THIS?!?! Is it summer already?
Firstly which one of those pictures is OP because clearly those are two completely different penises and completely different men. How didn't anyone point this out already? OP is just playing you and wants you to participate for his wierd fetishes.
Also if one of those penises really belongs to you OP then surely you can take picture with timestamp, right? ;^)
>>726744436
How many chicks did he cuck you with?
>>726739357
I'm genuinely impressed by how small your dick is.
I feel like if I laugh I'm going to be reincarnated with a small cock
>>726744674
Honestly, I cant' be certain. 15 that I'm aware of.
>>726741443
This. You would be pretty much average in Asia.
>>726743867
shit that never happened
>>726744936
Damn how did you not notice for that long (assuming he´s not a god and with having a girlfriend still scored more than 1 per week)?
Also why did you check his phone? I´m not judging, but if any of my girlfriends did that I´d break up with them immediately.
Do you check people´s phones regularly?
>>726740776
Lies. You'd wed him if he had hundreds of millions.
What's worse, all the bullshit and lies in this thread, or the neckbeards who blindly believe all of them? Jesus fucking newfags.
>>726744891
just dont reincarnate dude
>>726744666
This... People don't realise that OP is just using them for his own wierd fetish. And no one has even demanded timestamp... Stop playing OP's game before he provides pic+timestamp.
>>726745224
We didn't sleep together the first 4 months we dated, but he always seemed up to fool around.
Every relationship I've been in my partner has cheated, so I chalked it up to me being paranoid and having trust issues the first six months. He was sitting next to me on the couch and I saw a naked picture of one of his coworkers. I went through it real quick when he was out smoking a cigarette and saw albums full of girls he knew and worked with. I packed my things that night.
First time I've done it, tbh. My ex husband used to check mine daily, though.
>>726742001
Tits or gtfo you hack
>>726745668
whoa how old are you? Also how bad was his reaction? Did he cry?
Also how did you go about going through his phone in that short time to delete all the pictures?
>>726746004
26. He cried a lot. Apologized and called everyday for about a month.
I gave him a second chance because he was "so complicated" and I should help him.. female logic.
I deleted them before I left for the second time. He had transferred them all to his PC thinking I wouldn't realize it.
>>726746292
that's one hot nigress tbh, sorry femanon, you have been bested.
>>726746418
To each his own. I prefer girls with their own hair.
>>726739357
You know the rules OP. Pic+timestamp or didn't happen.
>>726746292
Why would you get married at that young age?
Also what a nigger. To beg like that and lower yourself is one thing if you truly love a person. But then doing the same thing that made them run away the first time again... that means you either don´t really love them, then you shouldn´t have begged in the first place or you´re a total idiot, for which there is also no excuse.
Have you ever cheated?
>>726746959
Naive, low self esteem combined with a controlling abusive sociopath is a hell of a combination.
I cheated on my ex husband the last 6 months we were together, but he was seeing another woman and told me to start seeing other people. Even if he didn't mean it and hospitalized me when he found out.
>never seen such a small dick
>>726747378
How long were you married? That´s a lot for a quite young human being. I guess that´s what you get for living in a third world cuntry.
>>726747685
A little over six years. Odd, we actually did live in a third world country when we were engaged. Well, second technically I suppose.
It's like a fucking acorn. So fucking tiny
>>726744666
>>726745612
>weird
>samefag
>>726751164
No, I never once came during sex.. but I don't regret it.
I would have preferred to only have slept with one person, but I'm not ashamed of sleeping with 3 men.
>>726750718
Im gonna make a thread like this too, knowing the women of 4chan are looking at my penis is almost as good as fapping to pre teens on omegle
>>726739357
learn to enjoy gay sex, i hear guys with small dicks have bigger prostrate glands and they get better orgasms from prostrate stimulation during anal sex, i bet you would love a nice firm cock up your ass bumping and rubbing your prostrate gland, it might even make you cum harder than you ever cummed before
>>726751445
Would you be ashamed if you had fucked 15 men?
>>726752043
It's definitely not ideal. I want to keep it to one hand. I don't judge others for their promiscuity, it's just not something I like. I don't care for shallow connections
>>726752209
Have you found good sex in the meantime? And, I ask myself more and more... how did you end up on /b/?
>>726747980
br br br
>>726752433
My ex fiance was good, my ex that fucked everyone was mind blowing. Easily cum 5 or 6 times, passed out a couple of times. Probably why I went back, tbh.
I've been on here since I was a freshman in highschool.
>>726739357
You could always become gay.
>>726740969
bro, stop defending your penis, just embrace it fully for what it is
fact is you're right with decent technique the dick you do have will atleast make a girl feel something, but you gotta just embrace the smallness instead of defending it, will probably get a much more positive reaction
>>726752650
You´re weird, huh?
>>726753231
Absolutely.
>>726753335
>>726752650
Has 4chan changed you?
>>726753495
It's hard to say. Other than wanting to be fucked by a trap.
cute vagenis
>>726753748
I don´t find it anymore but didn´t you say you fuck mostly women now?
what does black chick have to do with micropenis?
confused
>>726753748
Would you let a Trap nut in you?
>>726754229
Yep, I miss dick, but gay women seem to play less games. I prefer transparency.
>>726754264
Nothing. Are you really complaining about OC?
>>726740776
>>726739995
You have gross spots all on your legs. Thats the most depressing thing
>>726754308
Only if I saw them as a partner and not just a fetish.
>>726754526
I´m wondering, does it make sense in your mind to not want to fuck many men in your life but fucking women is okay? I´m honestly curious.
What kind of games are you referring to? I often catch myself thinking women play games.
>>726754767
that guy must have a fetish for black chicks. What skin color are you?
>>726754793
It's skewed logic, but I feel like sex with a woman isn't as big of a deal. I don't plan on marrying a woman.
I've been cheated on in every relationship, the few girls I've dated have been more trustworthy.
>>726754863
He does, but doesn't view them as marriage material, purely for fuck. I'm white.
>>726739995
Well now im glad mines at least four inches, not that it does me any good because mines still too small lol
>>726755284
Hm. I´d say people are not trustworthy in general, it has nothing to do with gender. But to each their own. I can´t say I´m trustworthy, so there´s another pointer towards your theory.
>>726755284
Ha! Did he tell you that? I wonder how that conversation went.
>>726740969
that is just mean.
>>726755903
I'm sure there are trustworthy men out there, they just don't seem to be attracted to me. Genetically men have the mindset for variety, it's difficult for the weak willed to fight nature.
>>726752650
Maybe cuz you were awful in bed for lack of experience.
>>726756016
He did, I think it was after I inquired why his last relationship ended; she was black.
>>726739357
>>726739995
welp i suddenly feel better about my average 5.5'' dick
>>726739357
Chode chode chode chode chode you chose chode
>>726756166
It's possible as far as the first relationship goes, but you can't expect much out of a virgin. If it sucks it's because there's no communication.
Second two both proposed shortly after we slept together for the first time, so it can't have been that bad.
>>726739357
I thought I had a small dick. Thank you for the boost of self confidence
>>726756156
The question is what you´re willing to sacrifice for a relationship.
I personally don´t believe that cheating or fucking around in a relationship is all that bad, a relationship is more than sex. I don´t get the witchhunts people like to do to cheaters.
And its not really moral principle that people get offended by. Its their own fear of getting left. But you can´t force people to stay with you, you will always be replacable, no matter how hard you try to keep them exclusively.
However, I can think of one person for whom I´d be willing not to fuck around anymore. One, because it wouldn´t be a big sacrifice and two because I feel like she might be the one (or rather, the one that got away).
I know that my dad nearly cheated on my mom and then she told him that he had to choose between her and the other chick and he hasn´t tried it since, because he knows how awesome my mom is.
Bottom line: wait for someone who truly loves you. Or stop taking cheating so seriously.
It's afraid....
>>726756720
Yep, virgins are incredibly awkward, as are the ones with limited experience. Ive learned how to take that anxiety away by now, but in the beginning it was fucking awkward, despite us being 23 when I lost it with my first gf.
Guys with dicklets should just become sissies.
>>726756846
The thing about cheating is it's a completely self centered decision. Brief pleasure in exchange for the damage to your relationship and partner's self esteem.
Can't stick with one person? Have an open relationship, or just fuck people without the attachment.
That's why I'm waiting. I know I'm not perfect, but I also know there's a lot worse out there.
>>726757290
Moron. Those guys are fat af. Wouldn´t make for good sissies.
you'd make a good sissy
>>726741134
she's pretty fun. post her insta or snap. or facebook
>>726757172
How many virgins have you slept with?
>>726757472
Have them lose weight by force. Also, there are people out there who love chunky sissies.
>>726756156
Or maybe you just have shit taste in men, faggot.
>>726743084
That's a shitty dick and a shitty keyboard in the background
>>726757384
>The thing about cheating is it's a completely self centered decision. Brief pleasure in exchange for the damage to your relationship and partner's self esteem.
Only if you get caught. Personally, I kinda cheat on one of my gfs right now and also kinda cheat on the other.
With #1 I have an open relationship and she knows #2 exists, but not the extent to which it goes. #1 is a long distance relationship.
#2 is someone I recently met and who has no idea about #1 and would be incredibly hurt if she knew, but seeing that I´m going to be far away from her in a couple months I think the risk of getting caught is acceptable, because I will break up with her anyways.
I´d much rather be the one that got away than the one who broke her trust in men and I do everything to not get caught.
Call me an asshole, but I miss the intimacy of having someone for doing couple things like fucking more than once, sleeping together, going on walks etc.
I can´t break up with #1 though because I truly love her.
>>726743084
we have the same keyboard but thankfully not the same dick
Is that your clit OP? Tits or gtfo
>>726757885
I give anyone a chance as long as they're nice. I do seem to have a terrible sense of judgement, though.
>>726757983
So, basically #1 is your girlfriend who is okay with you seeing other people. #2 isn't serious and is long distance. You're being dishonest, but it's not as shitty as I feel you think it is.
>>726757588
2 that I am sure were virgins.
First one was my ex, we lost it together. Was atrocious, she was way too tight cuz of anxiety, so it hurt her in the beginning and she basically forced it in by just sitting on my dick eventually.
That on top of none of us knowing the motions that you need to do or how to hold a rhythm. Took me way too long to cum and we were both glad when it was over. Sex got a lot better really quickly though.
Second one was a 19 year old chinese chick who was in town for a couple days and unfortunately fell deeply in love with me afterwards. Even after she kissed me it took hours and hours to convince her. In the end what did it was her seeing my erection through my pants when I laid on my bed backwards, having resinged to not fucking her.
She was incredibly cute-curious and wanted to see it. Told her she had to undress it herself and from there it was kinda easy.
Not putting any pressure on her, a lot of teasing and laughing about small misheaps helped taking away her anxiety.
Of course also being incredibly careful and considerate in the beginning probably helped.
I taught her quite a few things in the short time she was here.
>>726758541
#1 is long distance and long term and open. However not okay with me doing girlfriend stuff.
#2 is short-term, and doesn´t know this or the fact that there is someone else.
I don´t really feel bad about it, it makes me a bit sad that she´s probably gonna be very hurt once I break up with her, because she already shows signs of being very in love with me.
>>726758508
I like you.
>>726741134
Dunnnnn GOOFED0
>>726758700
Additionally to the experience with full virgins I also fucked a couple girls with very very limited experience and found the same principles apply.
I prefer experienced women though, its a lot easier to get in their pants in the first place and the sex is generally better and they´re less ashamed to do stuff.
>>726758700
Funny, sort of sounds like my first time, could have also been that he was 9 inches. Shit was not cash.
Wow, making girls feel comfortable and sexy improves sex? Someone get this guy a publisher; you need to write a book.
>>726758965
Breaking hearts, man. Tisk tisk. Your risk is pretty low, though. The guilt would personally eat me alive, though.
>>726758541
I've cheated on many girls including ones with which I had a relationship deeper than just casual dating.
I know plenty of men who couldn't care less like me and plenty of men who wouldn't cheat in a million years.
Every girl I know that has been cheated on again and again (including most girls I sleep with) have terrible tastes in men generally coupled with low self esteem.
Good luck finding the right one but I can assure you that you are looking at the wrong men or meeting them in the wrong places.
You literally make the term "just the tip" a reality
>>726759771
You're pretty spot on. Which is why I'm not currently seeing any men. As much as I love getting my pussy stuffed, I'd much rather not feel like I'm not good enough for someone.
Am i fucked bros.....i used my best dick pic right out of the gate
>>726759621
The thing is, I probably should. Because people don´t seem to know these things. I always get very positive feedback on my abilities in bed and once I´ve fucked a chick they all come back for more, but I don´t feel like I do anything very special. I never go truly out of my way. I just do shit I like.
>>726760324
8/10
>>726760437
What's your dick situation?
>>726760133
So its anxiety, rather than moral principle, that makes you live in celibacy?
If you just fucked a few more people you´d probably notice that sex isn´t really that special.
>>726760464
8/10..........is this some kind of joke
>>726760587
I´ll have to get my external drive. If you wanna see it you should also upload your own pussy. And preferably tits.
If you´re just interested in a number: 17 cm, uncut, above average girth.
>>726760665
It is, for me. I get fucking clingy and crave it constantly. It has to be someone I'm serious about or I'll be attached to an asshole.
>>726760763
Nope, that's a solid dick.
>>726739357
nice cock faggit
>>726761089
You should suck it
>>726760940
Of course I don´t know how you feel and women are know to get attached easier, but still... Also, is that true even if the dude was bad at it?
how's 5" length and 5" girth? too small? will get the job done? hung like an elephant?
>>726760877
I see your offer and raise you more sloots
>>726739357
I'm finally bigger than somebody
>>726761395
It's only gotten better with each partner, so I never thought of the sex as bad. I just figured I was one of the girls who couldn't climax during sex, but I still had fun.
>>726761444
Nah, you want my penis, I want your pussy.
Not any nigresses dirty cunt.
>>726743961
Buy them where they have self-checkout. That's what I do.
>>726761686
Sound logic.
>>726739357
Um esgue me wher is benis?
>>726763017
It's hiding
>>726762799
You could provide a picture of a little better qualitiy, with a little more of you on it.
>>726763017
It's scared
>>726763565
your penis is so ugly 2/10
>>726763565
Only because that is a fucking gorgeous cock
>>726739870
There's literally no shaft
>>726763926
it is one of the better looking ones in the thread
not saying much, tho
>>726763955
and for that you also get the side view
>>726764194
Fick dich du Homofürst
>>726764194
thx :)
>>726741973
Can you ironically kill yourself?
>>726764328
very creative.
>>726764442
and with that, I shall go to bed. I should have been writing my termpaper instead of hanging out with you but it was fun.
>>726764737
Goodnight :)
Real cock rate 1-1000000
>>726764903
7.5/10
>>726743192
LOL 4" girth. I'm on day 6 boi. Feels good.
>>726764900
That you?
>>726742148
I'd smash
>>726766036
It is.
>>726766596
Damn, nice. Like being rimmed?
>>726766582
Need a potato sack first
>>726766596
Damn. I like your hair and your ass. Those are probably also part of the reason why those guys proposed to you so soon.
>>726766822
Of course, what sexual depraved soul doesn't enjoy that?
>>726766920
Both seem to be very popular amongst the male community
>>726767041
You ever get off to all these pics you have of your ex's lovers?
>>726766920
Thanks BTW :)
>>726767041
Eh, a lot of prudes out there. Would eat that ass for hours.
>>726767340
I used to fuck one of the girls, and another was my best friend of 12 years who I'd fool around with when we were horny.
>>726767418
Good to know :p
>>726743998
Nobody cares.
Leave it to a female to make a thread about someones small dick to her getting cucked and how she is better than those chicks, and is now a fat dyke.
Fuck you bitch.
Nobody even wants your tits.
>>726767633
I´m not interested in your tits, but very much interested in you showing me what´s under those panties of yours.
>>726768079
That's a picture of one of the women he fucked around with.
>>726768079
Woah there buddy. Did mommy take away your xbox one again?
>>726768079
Fag mad his small dick thread got derailed.
>>726768266
>>726768482
Damn, why are you keeping me awake?
Are you shaved right now?
Any spread pussy?
>>726768482
I am a fag, and no I'm not mad.
Just annoyed at your cry for attention.
Like posting pics of you in a thread for it? Sure.
In this thread? No. Get out, cunt.
>>726768669
This is the closest I have to spread on my phone.>>726767041
Here's the only other vag pic I have currently
>>726768916
Okay, let's get this thread back on track. Go ahead and post your dick, I'm curious.
>>726768952
Any pics of you that you personally like a lot and care to share? Also what´s your favorite sex position?
Its cute, its hot, its not diseased i can fit in my mouth without gagging. Lets go.
>>726769155
Anything from behind is usually really good for me.
>>726769322
I can tell why. No cellulite, nice round ass, I like these kinds of panties that shape an ass rather than just consist of strings.
Any more boobs?
>>726769136