34yo virgin cause of small dick, medical resident (making 50k

>>726739124
stop posting this dumb shit on /b

>>726739124
>>726739124
find a young cute sissy from /b/ to suck your cock on the weekends?

>>726739124

Stop posting this shit all the time and go to the gym motherfucker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDYWxvUOlSw

>>726739309
how kik erikalfonso

>>726739124
Kys

>>726739124
you are not a virgin because of your small dick, it is because you are an idiot.

>>726739516
what state? :xxx

hit the gym and you will pull girls you pussy

>>726739124

Why aren't you fucking all the nurses mate? Everyone knows they crave doctor dick

>virgin because of a small dick
sure

>>726739935
iam a broke medical resident, we work 80 h only make around 50k and still have 100k student debt, if iam lucky i cant open my own private practice in radiology at age 38-39

>>726739124
>>726739309
go gay

>>726739124
Easy, eat only stuff that is 90%+ carbohydrates so your hormones will go back to normal and you will be lean and healthy

>>726739124
>cause of small dick

You tell everyone about your small dick before having sex?

>>726740329
yes i always do, i tell them iam a virgin and have a small dick, never had a second date. maybe i should steal some GABA from the hospital and do a cosby

>>726740134
You can still be fucking the nurses doctor

>>726740526
You're retarded dude. First off your d isn't even that small. Second, how can you get to 34 without having sex. I'm 22 virgin which is probably just as bad but still man that sucks go get laid already. Don't tell women you have a small d before man that's just stupid

>>726740526
Jesus Christ. You don't tell them either of those things. Are you dense?

If you can get a girl in the bedroom and naked she won't back out. You may only fuck her once, but at least you'll get some pussy.

Pussy is so good, you really don't want to miss out. Just don't get all rapey

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Could any kind anons help a poor girl In unit out? Waiting on my financial aid and I've been struggling without it. My paypal and email is [email protected]. I could send a breast shot but I'm Asian so don't expect Much. Anything would help :)

It doesn't look small you just are fat..

Losing weight is hard as fuck

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Also rate me please

https://tune.pk/video/2419322/it-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-dennis-system-scene-s05e10-the-dennis-system

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>>726741478
OP, this. This is exactly what you need. It's called the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, and it works.

>>726739124
it's because you're the fat hairy perv creep that posts dick pics on the internet. You don't deserve a chick.

>>726741201
$3000.00 sent to your paypal.

have a nice day :)

u ugly af dude

>>726739124
How did all the girls reject you before they found out you had a small dick?

>>726741460
You look icky

>>726741746
if youre so rich send me some moneys so i can pay of my 150k student loan

>>726741622
Not op here. Fuck you he's 34 and a fucking virgin. That's a long time he deserves something at least

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>>726741771
>>726741822
More recent pic

>>726739124
go to the gym?

>>726739124
Also resident here (EM), I can't tell you how many nurses/residents/med students I've fucked in residency, it's fucking awesome

Okay some advice: its not that small, and dont fucking tell girls you have a small dick, damn get a life. Fake it till you make it. But my guts tell me you wont solve this yourself, get on a datingsite or something.

>>726740526
You got any idea what GABA is u fake lying fuck..

Resident my ass

If were a real doctor you ll be rolling in pussy at least 30+ pussy

>>726741960
stress work out feels better than eating and actually makes you feel better.
bonus: you build muscle and cut fat.

>>726741913
Is it really a good idea to posts pictures of your face on /b/, dude? Just be confident and go for girls in your league.

>>726741460
Neckbear with sunglasses, fucking hell, do you even want t o get laid?

>>726741985
how do you cope with the lowly pay and wokload, iam so stressed out i only eat junk food and fall asleep when i come home

>>726742096
yes gaba is used nowadays for rape, its practically untraceable since the body produces it also , and the t1/2 is very short .best drug for rape , had alot of girls in the ER cause of that

>>726742463
An educated medic will never say GABA but GABAerg or HBG

Close but no cigar

>>726741843
ok, 149k sent to your paypal

>>726741913
there's your problem,
The only thing that will get you laid is going to the gym and stop trying to look like a creep. WORK THE FUCK OUT LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS, LOSE THAT BELLY, MUSCLES ARE SEXY YOU FAGOOT. Watch youtube videos on how to work out like a body builder, in one year you'll have enough.

>>726742463
What an idiot you are a nurse in some hospital max or paramedic. No such thing as GABA drug
There is Propofol, tiagabin, baclofen in ER and operating theatres.
For most you need high doses and Intra venous perfusors
All of those are traceable...
HBG is a street drug

>>726743627
dude liquid ectasy, aka gaba is not traceable, we have alot of those comming into the ER, obviously raped, but cant trace anything, only if semen are left behind

>>726744019
Street drug . Never seen in medical use. Lots of other drugs that do the same in a much more controlled way

>>726744019
non traceable meaning the woman lied about being raped

>>726744539
Technically it could be traced in 3-6 hour after administering in urine compared to 24 h urine. Very low specifity. Cant be used in court

>>726739124
>travel to switzerland
>get help on suicide
>done

>>726744900
no it cant be used, 3 -6 h later you are in the range of normal levels the body produces, cant trace shit, once we could secure a semen sample but still cant do anything with that.

>>726745075
>>726743627
>>726742703
>>726742096
As a real medical professional I totally concur with that particular course of treatment