How do I stop balding?

>>726730589
Cut your dick off.

rub mayonnaise on your head and chant rrraaaammmmmmm 50 times a day

>>726730589
Take hormones and become a trans.

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Accept your fate. Get Fit. Get bitches.

>>726730589
Go bald

>>726730589
shave your head

>>726730589
Finasteride and minoxidil

buzzcut

Have you considered suicide?

>>726730589
By shaving your head before it starts

Rogaine !

>>726730844
If you think that posting a picture of Jordan Peterson will prove any point...

Then you need to think again, sunshine

>>726730844
thx jordan

Inhaling high concentrations of helium over an extended period of time will stop this condition.

>>726730589
sleep upside down for 2 weeks, this will restimulate your hair follicles

Cum and lots of it

>>726730589

stop being a stressed out box of anxiety

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Shave your head. Use the skin paint of your choice. If someone asks you shit, tell him it's 1990s style.

>>726730589
Kill yourself. It cures everything.

>>726730589
Start cucking.

Guillotine

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Try Alpha Brain from our sponsor ONNIT.com

that's O N N I T folks, use code word ROGAN to get 10% off all purchases. Your body is really a machine, and like a machine it needs to be taken care of bitches

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>>726730589
call up Trump's hair doctor. Look at that fucking mane. Majestic as fuck

Shave it all off and own it.

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>>726730762
That don't work.

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A dab of nigger cum on your scalp will do ya. Apply generously on scalp with a bbc daily and you'll see results in 5-10 days.

>>726730589
This doesn't answer your question exactly, but you could just age gracefully instead of being a whiny insecure little bitch about it.

>>726730589
Eat at least 20mg lf zink a day.

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>>726730589
Shave your head and you don't have and hair to loose

Propecia or hair transplant

>>726730589
Get ahead of the game. Go ahead and buzz cut your hair. Do it right now so it looks more like a choice than a necessity. Get everyone used to it. Then when you have to do it because of bald patches, you'll feel more ok with it. Also, being able to dry your hair with a towel in 5 seconds and not having to style hair is pretty sweet.

You'll wanna shave your legs, rest of your body. When the hair can't grow down there, it'll return to where ever it can (your head)

Took me a while but I finally pulled the trigger and shaved my head.

Now I'm growing my beard out which work out pretty decent.

>>726730589
eat a fucking bullet

Just shave..Look at Bruce Willis...Its sexy

>>726730589
You don't. If it were possible you'd already know about it.

Same way people with depression stop being depressed. Decide to not be depressed anymore.

Just decide to not be bald anymore. If you keep getting balder then you don't really care and are a lazy whiny piece of shit.

>>726730589
Die.
Get implants.

Saw Palmetto

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dont askt me

>>726730589
>How do I stop balding?

Shave your head. Fuck it. Who cares? Get a shitty looking toupee and wear that.

Play the hand you're dealt.

I'm so glad I'm in my mid 30s and still have a completely full head of hair.
Also my dad, my grandfather on my mom and dads side and pretty much every male in my family who are older than me have all their hair.
Feels good man. I'd probably shoot myself if I ever noticed I was starting to go bald. Good luck OP.

>>726733045
t. cue ball

>>726731377
We even have primate kettle bells ya fucks. I personally love Turkish get ups with the chimp bell. Don't forget the steel maces. Squarespace you motherfuckers. Coyote America, Tejon Ranch faggots.

"Shave your head" is a retarded millennial meme. 90% of the people who post it just post it because it's what everyone else says.

If you have the money do hair transplant procedures till you don't look like shit.

"It's going to happen anyway, you will eventually lose it all" is fucking stupid, If you this to justify giving up on looking attractive, kill yourself, you're just going to eventually die anyway.

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you look like jorah mormont

>>726734603
And he's a very handsome guy so OP should quit being such a fag.

UUUUUUUUH let me get it 1 sec....
Get... Minoxidil solution from your local drug store, 5% is for man, 2% is for woman.
1 bottle is like 40 euro's so like 46 bucks, but it will last something like 4 months even tho the package says it's due next month.
You can buy it in the Netherlands, i don't see why you wouldn't in the US so go fekn search mate.
PS: the name might be slightly different because this is what it's called in Dutch. (minoxidil)

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>>726730589
become a trans

No problem Hutch. You just gotta stop being stupid. Hair grows on your head, if you had a brain in our head you could tell it to grow hair on your head. But you're dumb ha.

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>>726735089
Would have already lost a bunch of hair, it gets a bit thinner tho but all still looks good

Swiss temples protocol look it up

>>726730589
general health stuff
exercise, like jogging, but not weight lifting
eat whatever veggies you find tasty and drink lots and lots of water
don't take drugs or overmedicate yourself like a retard
always be washed

your hair follicles might not even be dead, they might be just dormant
so you have a chance of recuperating some of your hair if you really get your shit together and do what is right

and if you still keep balding, then you have genetically sensible follicles and you need hair transplant which costs and average of one dollar a hair, which means you need about 10-20,000 bucks for hair transplant

>>726730589
you don't

>>726730844
This and only this. Learn to buzz your own hair. Grow a beard. Get /fit/. It matters much less than you think. It's not like you have any control over it, instead focus on improving the things you do have control over.

>>726730905
Have fun with your erectile dysfunction

>>726735089
Thit it actually work for you?

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>>726736313
T H I S
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>>726734410
Hair transplants are for insecure faggots. Have fun looking like someone stapled ant legs into your scalp.

>>726730589
Put cum in hair

>>726730589
You can, just embrace it and shave it off.

Finasteride

get the 5mg tabs like proscar and quarter them. It's much cheaper than getting 1mg tabs made for hair loss. Fuck the pharma industry.

>>726736371
Yes my granddad was bald at 22, my nephew is super bald, my little brother started to bald and i lost like 2 cm and gaind it back with thin 6.3/10 hair
(Sorry for the bad english)

a 9mm bullet to the scalp usually does the trick

>>726730589
Shave your head bald and look bad ass, or leave it and look like a pedo

>>726731509
That is a huge turnoff.

>>726730589
You can't but you can buy a hamster

>>726730589
Shave it all off, and you're no longer balding.

>>726736164

what you say makes a lot of sense. however, not everyone looks good bald headed especially if you can't grow a decent beard.

In some cases a hair transplant might actually be the better solution.
I wouldn't feel comfortable rocking a buzz cut with my head shape.

>>726737563
Unfortunately hair transplants still seem to be pretty risky in this day and age.
I've seen some results that made me shudder m8.

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>>726737563
>hair transplant
>>726738138

You dont, ugly fag

Just shave it off. I have been trying to comb my hair not to look bald and I just looked ridiculous.
Don't make a fool of yourself and shave like a fucking alpha man

Once the hair is gone at the temples its over

>>726730589
grow more hair. duh.

>>726730589
Jizz, warm so it soaks in better

>>726738138

na. it really isn't.

>>726730589

I used to be balding but I figured out how not to.

If you go completely bald, technically you're not balding anymore. Also women don't give a shit, that's a myth

>>726739981
maybe not if you can afford getting it done by a very experienced top notch Doctor

>>726740272

as long as you don't go to some bosley institute bs and go with a real plastic surgeon you're good. Always look up reviews.

>>726737344
>implying it's not that it has a dick that's the problem

>>726730589
>>726730904
>>726730911
>>726730987

Shaving is the faggot way to go, you should go with your flag up. have your hair how ever you want, just have it neat and tidy, like a gentleman and most important, dont be a fat fuck.

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>>726731377

>>726739138
just don't get it done on a back alley or China.

>>726730589
/x/ will get you covered.

>>726730589
Shave your head. I don't even have receding hairline and I shave mine. Women love it, trust me. I started getting a lot more attention after I was smooth up top.

you wont stop balding, but you will stop getting laid.

Stop masturbating

>>726731024
Found the pussy snowflake.

>>726731509
Is that the famous trap?

>>726730589
Finasteride + Rogaine helps. And it's fairly cheap.

>>726730589
Real men go bald. Man the fuck up, pussy.

>>726730935
Sounds like a fool proof plan

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truth: you can t. it s natural and it s genetic.

you can slower it by massaging your head while showering and having care of your hairs.

>>726730589
Have better genes

>>726736313
Been on this stuff for a while now, never had problems getting my dick up.
I guess it happens to some, but honestly at this point this feels more like a myth.

>>726730589
Wear a baseball cap

>>726731988
he looks terrible bald. he'd look much better with the statham fade. i'm going bald too and i look ugly af with a shaved dome. growing my shit back out in the 17

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>Be 25
>Always had a buzz cut
>One day decide to grow a long hair
>After two years, a glorious golden hair that reaches over shoulders
>Notice thinning at crown
Feels fucking bad, man. How in the fuck we still don't have a working cure for balding that doesn't make your dick limb or cost tens of thousands of dollars? Is it some illuminati tier bullshit to keep people buying expensive hair care products?

I've been using Foligain's Minoxidil for a month now to fight this shit, but I'm not sure if it has had much effect.

>>726730589
You have to try that wonder gel from Germany, helped a friend of me with her baldness

>>726730589
An hero.

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>>726730589
rogain

>>726744397
Holy shit what

When Jeff Bezos has hair again u'll know there's a cure, until then why worry? it's just fucking hair you superficial cuntbag

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>>726730589

Get in shape. Take care of your teeth. Eat healthy. Get sleep. Take care of yourself. Being bald sucks, but don't become a fat, bald slob.

>>726730589

dutasteride and minoxidil

>>726730589
Drink bleach.

>>726730589
Shave your head and you won't get any balder

>>726730844
Jordan said it, so it is true.

>>726730589
You don't. You accept that you're bald and get your head buzzed and keep it that way. You also cut out most carbs and sugar to get and stay lean. You build a fashionable wardrobe and wear it well. Your hair won't be a problem at all if you do this all well.

>>726730589
Trump is a zillionaire and arguably the most powerful man on Earth but even he can't correct the fact that he is bald as a doorknob.

Is Rogaine worth it in anyone's experience?

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>>726732347
source: math