I am a member of the Freemasons. AMA

>>726725420
The question everyone is dying to ask: How's 8th grade?

>>726725420
will you or will you NOT follow the fucking rules "m'lady"
TITS /w timestamp OR
>GTFO

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>>726725420
What was the last song you had stuck in your head?

>>726725760
It's a Beautiful Day by Michael Buble

>>726725420
why are freemasons a bunch of kike loving dick sucking faggots ?

What do penises taste like?

>>726725975
We're not, you just think we are

>>726725975
no they are masons fucking alexjones follower
>>726725750
8th grader try again
>>726725758
>>726725760
no idea

Opinions on Israel/Palestine?

How does it feel controlling everything and still not being nearly as cool as the Order of Nine Angles or Temple of the Black Light?

Also, is it true Thelemites are in your bases killing your d00ds?

>>726726113
Freemasonry is an offshoot of the Knights Templar. And they were accused by the church of sodomy, practicing Jewish rituals, worshiping Baphomet, and spitting on the cross. The Knights Templar also made their fortune via usury, and I believe they were the first in Europe to do that. Just like the Knights Templar was then, Freemasonry is now just another Jewish plant organization. Freemasons were also vehemently opposed to Hitler or any sort of Nationalism. Hitler didn't make a distinction between Freemasonry and Jewry, and neither do I after seeing all the evidence.So in my book you are a bunch of faggots

>>726726188
No opinion, I actually don't know much about the situation. Besides, talk of politics (and religion) is banned at meetings

Do you believe in Europe and America´s Islamization? Is it really happening?

>>726725420
Does TOC- H mean anything to you.

>>726725420
whats a really good recipe for a creamy smooth hummus?

>>726725420
how does that Luciferian jew cock taste?

>>726725420
Who is just?

>>726725420
Why did you lot put Shillary and Drumpf forward as candidates?

can i join?

>>726726287
>How does it feel controlling everything and still not being nearly as cool as the Order of Nine Angles or Temple of the Black Light?
I don't think being a Satanist/occultist automatically makes you cool.

>Also, is it true Thelemites are in your bases killing your d00ds?
Idk what you're talking about.

>Do you believe in Europe and America´s Islamization? Is it really happening?
It's happening in the sense that numbers of Muslims are increasing. Is it an issue? Not in my opinion.

>Does TOC- H mean anything to you.
No

>>726725420
Freemasons are nothing but an old mens club

>>726726903
We didn't

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how does it feel to be one of the biggest fags on the planet?
good job

>>726725420

Lodge?

>>726726944
Only if you are male and you believe in a deity. It can be any deity.

why do you support globalism

>>726727024
So when did the Freemasons stop working behind the scenes in national politics? They have been credited with choosing every Mexican president of the nineteenth century (with the York and Scottish rites opposing one another).

have heard that in some of the higher masonic degrees the people have to perform oral sex on someone.

I have read a lot of things and also noticed a lot of suspicious things that would seem to suggest this could be true.

Henry Makow is great at researching this stuff, but to tell the truth, just looking at some of the high level freemasons, they do look kind of like homos.

that is actually in keeping with ancient Israelite practices, the temple prostitutes were gay boys, shabbos goys had to be eunuchs or homosexuals.

>>726725420
Do you actually do those retarded handshakes?

>>726727017
That's not a question

If you're asking me if they are an old men's club, I would say that there is an element of fraternity among members and you will receive preferential treatment from people above you (employers, judges, etc.) who are also fFeemasons. Not officially, but it happens

>>726727296
We were never behind the scenes of anything, it's all speculation

>>726725420
Proof that you are one by explaining the legend of Himram Abif please!

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>>726727119
I thought the deities were restricted to monotheistic offerings (Christianity, Judaism, Islam).

>>726727466
oops sorry
Hiram Abiff

>>726725420

When my grandfather died some mason brothers came out and did/said something at his funeral...what was it?

>>726727467
Depends on the specific Lodge

Do you thing like this?
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/e543805jt

>>726727466
>>726727589
It can be found on the internet so it wouldn't prove anything

>>726725420
Post pic of your sheep skin with time stamp.

>>726725420
What do you do in a .. let's call it "meeting"?

>>726727388
Freemasonry opens doors.
–Monty Python

https://youtu.be/oo18D-qHAYE
at 3:20

>>726725420
>I am a member of a Big boy club. AMA

>>726725420
Are the Illuminati a higher society within the Freemasons or are they a separate entity?

>>726727388
Freemasonry is one of several tools used by Zionists. Freemasonry, since the XIX century, has been promoting things like socialism, Marxism, egalitarianism

>>726727940
Do this OP..

>>726727908
explain what it represent for the you?
How was your reenactment of the myth for your 3th grade?

>>726725420
Do you find the unofficial institutional racism off-putting?

>>726725420
do you guys hide, cause you suck dick?
dont worry it's the current year quote/unquote

ITT people don't realise that literally any male can join the Freemasons with little effort

So what do you do/talk about all day OP?

From which jurisdiction do you hail? Grand Lodge Scotland myself

is youtube controlled by freemasonry?

is 4chan owned by masons?

is cartoon network in the hands of masonry?

is Hollywood as tool of masonry?

>>726728262
But not everybody is a 33 degree Mason.

>>726727345
Only to discretely ascertain if someone is a member

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJzJH_vIlZ0

>>726728238
No because I partake in it

>>726726333
Dem freemasonic trips tho . . .

>>726727017
As a 20-something Freemason myself, I wouldn't disagree with this. It started in the 18th century as a young and thrusting, mildly avant-garde embodiment of Enlightenment principles. Became v. popular in early 20th century. Late 20th C and early 21st it's become quite (small 'c') conservative. More like an old boys club, or a ritualised Rotary-style dining circuit these days. (In Britain at least)

>>726728474
Right, but they could easily become one with a little time. Not everyone is a sewage worker, that doesn't make it cool

>>726728452
>masos
change that to kikes they control the freemasons

>>726728502
>>726727345

We do, but personally I've never used it outside of the lodge.

>>726727955
>>726728340
http://www.ugle.org.uk/what-is-freemasonry/frequently-asked-questions

>>726725420

Why would you join?
All my family are Masons in a small New York Town.
It is like a less fun Rotary club with a bunch of grumpy old guys and the younger guys are these socially awkward, borderline Asperger types who cant get laid, like my cousins.
Depending on the lodge you join it is either all left wing Dems or right wing Repubs, and they love sitting around talking politics, it is like a less racist, less juvenile /pol/.
Join the Rotary club, they have great spaghetti dinners and loads of events, and members are encouraged to bring their families, so some nice teenage ass shows up a lot.

>>726728572
Those are Choronzonic trips.

>>726727388

>There is an element of fraternity

It is a fraternity. That is literally what it is. That is literally how it functions.

Actual Freemason here, willing to answer questions.

>>726728103

Illuminati haven't existed in hundreds of years. They were a radical German Enlightenment sect that died out long ago. The only reason they have such a sinister and lurid reputation in conspiracy theorists minds is because of a mix of Russian and German antisemitism/totalitarianism in the late 19th/early 20th century.

Nothing to do with Freemasonry, although in the totalitarian mind we got lumped in with a melange of antisemitic and witchhunting-style propaganda fantasy.

Believe me, Masons are a good litmus test for the freeness and democracy in a society. We're the canary down the mine. If we become persecuted by paranoid fantasists, you can be sure that other groups won't be far behind.

>>726725420
To me 4chan very much breaths freemasonry.
Just like youtube. Most anti-illuminati vid's are way to smooth to be otherwise.

So, is it?

>>726728363
Not OP here but Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario

>>726727345

i'm not a mason and I know the handshake, every college kid has learned the handshake and tries it on anyone they are trying to get something from, like to a car salesman for a better deal, a cop to get out of trouble, etc.. Most it is just 2 guys doing the handshake thinking the other is a mason, when in reality neither of them are.

>>726729102
No no, by 'fraternity' I mean solidarity and friendship among members. And yes, it is also a fraternity in the literal sense

>>726729212

Are there nigger and kikes ?

>>726729326
Greetings my colonial cousin / brother.

>>726729012
>they love sitting around talking politics, it is like a less racist, less juvenile /pol/.
Talk of politics (and religion) is banned at meetings

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>>726725420
Ooooooooooooo he's a Freemason!!! ...Dude fuck off

>>726729401

Yes, the only requirement for entry is a belief in a higher power (though this doesn't necessarily mean a god).

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Do you also wear special underwear?

>>726729353
I once was ask a red card in a store to buy drumgear. I am a Satanist, he was two. It takes one 2 no 1.

Masonry uses 3 by the way. .. It's like their special number.
And 4, well, we all use it as a sign. For fun for the audience.

>>726725420
What is the median age of Freemasons these days? More old than young?

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>>726725750
Real original, fuckwit.

>>726727707
A discreet gay orgy.

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>>726725420

How old is your grandmother?

Question: Why hide the Flat Earth? I mean, it is obviously a form of control of the mind, but why do you even want control of humanity so badly?

>>726729973
\m/

>>726725420
Aren't Freemasons just a front for NAMBLA?

>>726730001
Long dead

>>726729937
Pretty old, I'd say 50ish

>>726725420
Should I get a Nintendo switch ? I've been thinking about it for a while. Can't decide

>>726730184
Thus the AMAs to bring in new blood?

all brethren know they should not share our secrets !!!!!!!

>>726730139

I suspect you are not on the square.

>>726730409
>
how old is your mother ?

what the fuck is the point of being a free mason

>>726725420
what's the point of the free masons?

>>726725420
KYCH here. OP is about to be expelled for his extreme faggotry.

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what a coincidence, i am also a member of the freemasons

also, so is my mother, my father, my wife, my wife's son, my dog, my dog's wife, and my prize-winning chili (with beans & meat (no vegetables))

>>726730649
So that other people think you're part of the illuminati or some shizz

Also connections

Freemasons are a decoy. Jewry is a decoy.

The real deal, the beings behind world control, are out of this world. They are beings from another dimension, some call them reptiloids, but that name is bullshit. They are human-like, but they use crystal technology and cloning to disguise themselves as humans. They are among us. And most people dont even realize it.

Anyways, they feed on world suffering. We are literally living in a matrix; an electric matrix where the buidling block of everything is the Electro-Atom, not the atom model pushed by mainstram science, that model of protons and neutrons and electrons is bullshit. No core, no stupid electrons, just electric particles vibrating in certain ways to form the elements.

These beings, these multi-dimensional beings that control this world are our matrixs virus. They feed on suffering of the human race. They use corrupt systems like education, and religion, and govenrments, and money, etc, to cause this suffering, and ty do it for one reason:

to stay alive.

Understand that these beings are a virus. We the people have two layers of existence: our soul and our secondary layer, which I call shell. The virus feeds on the shell, because the shell is our external and negative side. The soul creates life, because the soul, my soul, your soul, is God. But our secondary side, the shell, is nothing but negativity and suffering. The virus cant feed on our souls, but they "plug" into the shell and feed there. Thats why they need to keep corrutin and perversion alive in this world, by divide and conquer, with the help of bullshit on the mainstream media and internet, music, movies, corrupt governments, drugs, alcohol, etc.

Our Seven chakras are what makes us whole. These demonic beings, which ARE the virus, they keep us concentrated on the lower three chakras, the ones that make us superficial and selfish. We need to activate our higher chakras, the ones in the heart and head areas, the ones that make us Good.

>>726726333
>Freemasonry is an offshoot of the Knights Templar. And they were accused by the church of sodomy, practicing Jewish rituals, worshiping Baphomet, and spitting on the cross. The Knights Templar also made their fortune via usury, and I believe they were the first in Europe to do that. Just like the Knights Templar was then, Freemasonry is now just another Jewish plant organization. Freemasons were also vehemently opposed to Hitler or any sort of Nationalism. Hitler didn't make a distinction between Freemasonry and Jewry, and neither do I after seeing all the evidence.So in my book you are a bunch of faggots


This was a fiction concocted by a 19th century adventurer named Alexander (or Sikunder) Burnes, who was later killed in Kabul

some fucking "secret club" you guys are, almost everyone i know (including me) has been invited to your organization

i turned you down btw

>>726730679
pfff I imagine everyone joins for their own reasons.

Some for the ritualism, some for the imagined prestige/networking, many out of curiosity.

The more interesting question is why so many stay after their initial experience.

>>726726339
what the fuck do you talk about then? raping children?

so its like being a part of a country club but for poor people?

Mason here, Grand Orient of France, Maître Secret (Secret Master) since 2015.

Freemason rituals are really different from a lodge to another. You can't ask a Freemason to describe Freemasonry (search it on google) but you can ask him to describe his lodge and rituals.

I, myself don't know anything about the American lodges and rituals. I am part of two rituals: the Rectified French Ritual (since 2013) and the Misraim Ritual (since January).

>>726730938

No one is invited you troll. It's contrary to the tenets. If you were invited, the people doing the inviting weren't Freemasons.

>>726725420
is it true that to become a 33rd degree freemason you have to participate in various rituals including raping a child in front of everyone?

>>726731225
agreed it's different from lodge to lodge. Our (and most other) jurisdictions don't French lodges. I must admit I'm curious to hear an explanation from an Oriental. What do you use as VSL for instance?

>>726730938
Wrong people don't get invoted

>>726731002

A friend of mine who's a Mason has the symbol kind of small-ish on the bumper of his car, and also on his dash, so if the cop's a Mason it gets him out of tickets. He said one time he was caught driving drunk and the cop just took a long look at the sticker on his dash, sighed, and escorted him home.

I know it's a rare thing, and it happens with all kinds of organizations from unions to ex-military, but it's still fucking faggotry.

>>726726094

we freemasons can't stop sucking them

>>726730782
continued...

Anyways, if we all got rid of the corruption and perversion in the world, our outer layers or shells would be empty, and the virus would be non-existent. That is what freemasonry and jewry is for; to keep the virus alive. Imagine that we are in a computer system, and we are normal archives and games and images and sounds. The freemasons and jews and radical islamists, they are a virus spreading amongst us, corrupting us, perverting us, changing us, killing us. They wont stop until our entire world is a cesspool of fucking shit.

It might be hard to believe, but we are in a matrix controlled by both God and the Virus. Some say, if God exists, why does he let evil happen? The answer is that WE are God, and WE let evil happen. We are a One with Everything, our souls are united, but we the human race have forgotten to be One with everything a long long time ago, thanks to jewry and freemasonry. THey have made us forget who we are with the help of mainstream science and religion and genocide. We have powers that are considered science-fiction or fantasy today. We can create worlds, we can create life, but we have been weakened and poisoned and corrupted and have forgotten our Roots. We as a race have been brainwashed into beleiveing we live on a spinning ball earth, that we appeared from evolution after a big bang, and that god doesnt exist and that mathematics are the universal language etc etc.

Bullshit.

You are God. You are Everything. You are Amazing, but you have forgotten who you are. You are not just a random being living in a house with internet. You are a part of this world. You can do great things, but you need to remember how.

Join us and destroy jewry and freemasonry and the virus in its whole.

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>>726731056
>he doesn't know how to have a normal conversation without sperging out about politics

>>726731256
Incorrect

The sex is consensual

>>726731427
>VSL

The Bible as it is part of our culture heritage and Masonic tradition. We work for the Glory of the Great Architect of the Universe. And you, what is your lodge and VSL? King James Bible?

>>726731463

This is a pernicious lie and you should be ashamed for spreading it.

>>726731563
"the freemasons and jews and radical Islamists"

oh fuck off mate, radical islamists want to kill jews and freemasons. Read the Hamas charter. Stop spilling your ignorant nonsense.

>>726731906
my understanding is that French Orientals accepts athiests, and thus are beyond the pale, irregular.

>>726732157
maybe he wouldnt be ignorant if you freemason cucks werent so secretive

thats like someone calling you an idiot for not guessing a number that your thinking about

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>>726726408
Table Of Contents, section H.
Encyclopedia volume 8.

>>726726884
Spiritual entities have no body, faggot.

>>726726899
God only.

>>726726903
Jews made us put them.

>>726726944
Yes, but be ready to pay lots of money.

>>726727092
Clearly the famous Ludge Lidge Lodge.

>>726727282
Because reasons.

>>726727307
You're right.
Go search Google for "Cameron porked the pig".
Yes, Cameron, former UK Prime Minister, porked a pig.

>>726728104
Correct. Also, Freemason symbology takes quite a lot from Jewish Kabbalah.

>>726728172
Not yet. Sheep is still alive.

>>726728255
Nope, we hide because of way too many illegal practices. We run things.

>>726728452
Nope, Youtube is controlled by Jews;
nope, Hiro is gay and won't be accepted in regular Freemasonry lodges;
nope, entertainment industry is in Jewish hands;
nope, Hollywood is in Jewish hands.

>>726728474
Also, not everybody is the President of the U.S.A.

>>726728729
Rotary is the puny cringey draft of Freemasonry. It's our tool to control faggots who think they're eligible for a Freemasonry career.

>>726725420
Is there ever a time where freemasons stop sucking each others old dicks?

AF&AM or Prince Hall?

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>>726729401
Kikes are our Lords.

Niggers are... well... how to put it... Try to figure the celebration of some Freemason Ritual, and some nigger stars shouting "Dindu Nuffin !! Me Fruh Meezon !! I hungry I eat wutermelon !!"

>>726732697
Never

>>726732157

You dont understand the pig picture. I said freemason and jews and radical islamists because they are all planted there to achieve the Virus Work. They are the Keepers and Mercenaries of the Cult.

>>726729754
Yes, the Freemason's Boxers. They fight quite a lot, btw. Only need a little care when they punch my wiener.

>>726730043
Earth is not flat and Reptilians do not actually exist. But it's nice to make faggots think about mind control magic when there are way simpler methods - like television and music.

>>726733121
televeision and music are mind control. And the world is flat. There is no real evidence that it is a spinning ball floating in space. The only evidence you beleive in are bullshit CGI and images and footage given to you in your hand by freemason-controlled space agencies around the world.

>>726732528>>726728172

In that case, welcome to the light brother.

>>726733302
if the world is flat then whats underneath

Who would help a widows son?

ITT: trolls pretending to be freemasons and no actual freemasons

why do they call it the Freemasons if it's not free and nobody does masonry work

I could probably google this

>>726733493

From my research, there is dirt. There is a layer of oil, which is not bullshit fossil fuel like they make you think. There is rock. There is more rock. And there comes a point where the matrix gets strange and you start dying because you are leaving the world. If you want to really know what is way way underneath, go to the north pole, where the Aurora lights come from, where your compass points to, where the UN has you forbidden to go by guarding it with military. Go there, and you will find the so-called Holy Grail, or Holy of Holies, the center of the world, the source of this matrix.

>>726733553
What do you need?

>>726730118

Not all Freemasons are pedos, even if some lodges require pedo acts (which get filmed as well).

>>726730160
Text reads: "dubs get!" but you literally failed.

>>726730340
Don't be so flattered, faggot.

>>726730649
Power, money, and moar power. Anyway it's more of a religious thing than a "because reasons" thing.

>>726730713
Fake and gay, because women were accepted only in the last 20 years and only in a few lodges.
Also, dogs are only accepted in Rotary and other Rotafaggotry lodges.

>>726730749
There *indeed* exist some 300 people running things. They know each other. Their names are unknown in the media. They are mostly Jews. Freemasonry is one of their most useful tools.
And no, they don't call themselves "illuminati", that's just a conspiracy label.

>>726730782
You won the Most Spergtard Autistic Award of the day.

>>726730817
Fake and gay.
Freemasonry is not an offshoot of the Knights Templar. It only claims inspiration, and only because Templars had quite a thick veil of secrecy - and it was mostly because they used to fight mooslems instead of document fights against mooslems.

>>726731134
Here in Canada there is the astoundingly pricey Elk Club. People think it's a Mason thing, it's actually a country club for rich people, like the Rotafaggotry.
Country club for poor people has a different name: "parish".

>>726731256
Yes, in some lodges and some circumstances (not only the 33rd grade). It will be filmed and used against you should you change your mind about Freemasonry.

As documented by Albert Pike, the 33rd grade requires explicit Satan worshipping.

Pike made the greatest historical damage to the Freemasonry, but eventually destroyed his own work by "admitting" he exaggerated or invented some things. Those were marginal things, but the damage was beyond recover, and to date noone cites him anymore.
There is only the 500+ sentences by the Roman Catholic Church pestering the Freemasonry, but current Pope is almost one of us Freemasons.

What's the best blade to cut slate

Hello Br.

>>726732758
Fake and gay.
I'd go for the Duke of Kent.

>>726733553
Always begging for money, eh?

>>726733691
Because the Masons know the Mason's secrets.

>>726735013
Beyblade.

>>726735262
Hi Sr.

>>726735325
h.°.

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>>726735738
Clearly newfags don't know how to triforce.

>>726735884
I wasn't for a triforce, fag. Just testing his freemasons skilss.

>>726730782
>The real deal, the beings behind world control, are out of this world. They are beings from another dimension, some call them reptiloids,
maybe you are right maybe you are insane at the end we will all know the truth