Just share them, this is a safe place.

>>726722702
there is no safe places

>>726722702
>still living with parents, rents to high to move out and they tend to be over brearing on my life
>this combined with abuse as a child has killed my social life. Grew up without one.
>I'm fine being alone, but I crave pussy. Just want to have sex once, just to see how it feels.
>listen to some Anon about online dating websites. Didn't think it would work. It worked.
>have a cute chick lined up, asking about setting up a date. We trade numbers, we chat, coffee is next weekish date still isn't set but she wants to see me.
>possible destination is bone town.
>buy condoms, try one out, nice, but expensive.
>afraid to set date with her though, cause i don't like social interaction. Combine it with the fact that if my parents found out, I'd never hear the end of it.
>they would badger me about seeing her and her parents.
>not even sure what to do.

She's kinda cute, has a nice body and I've been thinking about fucking her all day during work. But I don't want to deal with the fucking hassle that comes with it.

I don't like people, I don't like social interactions.

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>>726722702
>>726722702
>I can't stop dressing up in tights and panties for /b/
>I can't stop collecting cock tributes of me wearing cute girl clothes..

>>726723695
>we're waiting....

>>726723327
Do it Anon, fucking rail that girl. You sure as hell aren't gonna get another chance.

>>726723958
How do I even get to that point and wher do I do it. Parents at her place, parents at mine.

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>>726723758
you want your cock in my collection? :xx

>>726722702
I could fuck a lot of girls if I wanted to but my brain always Rejects them and sets my eyes on girls I'll never have a chance with...
> Why do I do this to myself

>>726724347
Maybe ;)

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I am a gay pedophile.

>have too many photos.
>mobile has freaked out and now I can't post photos online.
>panicking

Halp

>>726723958
Take it natural and don't rush things. You're not paying for a hooker. Also, if you can't do it at either of your houses, fuck somewhere public that nobody goes to. Like the McDonalds toilets or something

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>>726724471
plleeease daddy...

>>726724540
That seems risky as hell, and I wouldn't want to get chaught.

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>>726724347
I want to rape your ass really hard.
Do you like Latinos like pic related?

>>726724639
Let me see some of those panties

>>726722702
I shot a man in Reno

>>726724717
I might try to get away you'll have to hold me down >:3

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Im really into DD/LG and have a fetish for being embarresed/ treated like a little kid.

Two secrets.

One is that I've been with my ex for 4 years meanwhile I never told her I cheated on her like the first 2 months or our relationship with her sister that had nicer and bigger tits.

And two, I just met my dad's cousins family a little bit ago and I have this thing for my 2nd cousin. She's fucking fine as fuck. We all went to a theme park and I went on a water ride with her kinda like a log flume and my legs were all wrapped around her and everything. I loved it. Felt good. Also she has amazing cleavage.

>be about 12 yrs old
>aunt asks me to babysit her 5 yr old
>aiight
>babysitting was fine, we mostly play video games
>im at the age where i get random boners
>get one and go to the bathroom to kill the demon
>halfway through, kid opens the bathroom door
>ohshit i didnt lock it
>he walks over and just stares at my dick
>puts his hand on it and i do nothing for like 5 seconds
>tell him to go out to the living room
>rest of night we play video games and i put him to sleep
>never told a soul
>feel like killing myself about it

i piss in the sink because im too lazy to piss in the toilet and flush

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>>726724738
but I wanna a tribute for that pic..

>>726724369
Same bro, same..

I want to save money by divorcing my wife and getting my own place so I don't have to keep paying for her families shit and addictions. Pill poppen mother fuckers.

>>726722702
Hello NSA

>>726722702
i hate black guys but am obsessed with seeing my girlfriend get fucked by one. as soon as i think about it i get hard.

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I've been permanently banned six times.

>>726723958
>>726723327

Anyone have any idea as to how to escalate the relationship to the point of fucking and then where to fuck her?

>>726725056
Relax anon.
You didn't face fuck the kid.

>>726724369
Yeah dude I'm the same way. I'll take a year of lonely days for a night with one I want.

It pisses me off how much pussy I could get. But I can't settle unless they're out of my league

when my mom drinks heavily we fuck sometimes

>>726722702
Barnztholcus here.

Me be savatay.
In padda tap.
Padda tap? Dem nippa tay?
Boone Anna fay.. top doggin.

So finna tap. Oh finna tap.

Same onna feppa may, tryin not to pop.

Dem sinna fanny toppa kat!

Oh no, semma chay, menna onna fetty.

Oh seppa tay my friend, seppa tay.

>>726725076
Alright, alright. I'm working on it. But you gotta beg for it.

>>726725234
Shits crazy. I don't care much for sluts, but I love pussy so it's tempting but the more hard to get, more elegant girls is what I want.. which I'll never get..

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>>726722702
I pissed the bed until I was 17.

I had an abusive childhood though so makes sense.

Nearly 10 years dry now, still think about it sometimes.

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>>726722702
Annoying guy in circle of friends. Told the guy the age of consent was 14 when I knew legislation was changing it to 16. Encouraged him to fuck a 14yo neighbor girl half his age. Her parents found out and he got 18 months for statutory.

>>726724182
Try not being 14.

>>726725437
); please daddy I wanna see your cock so bad

you'll be on my harddrive forever..

>>726725087
>>726725234
Glad someone shares this problem with me

>>726725718
Legend

>>726725761
>tfw 19

>>726724970
I will, i am kinda strong, i just hope you can take my whole dick (lots of boys complained of pain)

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>>726725459
>>726725784
I think it has something to do with the challenge. And for me at least, appearances

Getting girls out of my league helps me get other girls out of my league

Why him? Let me show you sweetheart hah

I'm a heroin addict who rips off who ever I can for heroin. Even from my mom several times. Most of the time it's legit hustles. But the times I've actually stolen shit I do feel bad about. Once I quit a job and I hadn't used any sick days or vacation time so my last check had an extra two weeks of pay. I was supposed to give it to my mom to pay her back buy when I saw 1200 in my account I blew it in a week on heroin and said they weren't giving it to me.

>>726725906
I can take it if you make me.. can I see your cock???

>>726725906
Are you a faggot?

>>726725022
Questions:

Do you ever feel guilty?

Do you ever think her sister would tell?

>>726725398
pics?

>>726726179
Yes it made feel guilty for years.

And no because she would have by now.

I go to the best school in sweden for my profession but I hate most people in my class because they are all SJWs...

Not sure what to do... Want to kill them all.

I stole my friend's charizard pokemon card

I'm straight as straight can be. I like looking and putting my mouth on boobs and vagina just as much as the next guy. But am I gay for getting hard & for liking blow job videos? That's one thing I never could admit to myself to ask.

>>726726171
I am working on my business right now, later.
>>726726175
Nope, i like punishing faggots by fucking them in the ass, specially little boys.

>>726724481
Same

>>726725022
Did it make you hard? Think she felt it?

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>>726725885
Car?

Friends house?

House sit for someone's pets?

We've all had to find somewhere to fuck someone bro, lets brainstorm this shit

>>726726047
I feel like I could in fact land some of the better looking girls as well but I'm to afraid of rejection and then the aftermath of said rejection. Everyone will know that the girl didn't want me which will make me feel like shit and other girls wonder 'why didn't she want him? Must be a weirdo or something...' shit like that prevents me from acting on stuff.

>>726726175
Weird question

>>726726565
>car
Car could work, though she's a bit pricey and its a bit small. Where would you park it as well?

>friends house
No chance

>dog sitting
Allergic. She'd be riding a dead man.

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>>726726295
How did/do you cope with the guilt?

What would happen if one day sister snaps and tells all, would you deny it?

Met a girl online. We're going for coffee. I don't like coffee and I have no idea what to talk about. I'm afraid the convo will be vapid and I'll lose her.

>>726726550
Nah because the seats blocked her ass from sitting practically on me. But I could easily feel her body up against my legs. Like if you sit on the floor spread your legs open and someone sits in the middle of your legs. Like that.

>>726726507
Depends if it's a gay blowjob or not

>>726726507
Depends. Does the idea of your mouth being on the dick appeal to you?

>>726726861
Nah. Straight up girl giving a guy head.

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>>726725838
I got some lulz from it.
He was pretty skeezy around younger girls than 14 too. One of the younger ones told us she passed out at a party and woke up to him fingering her.

http://www.abbynews.com/news/292097891.html?mobile=true

May have gotten away with it if it were just one girl and his rep hadn't caught up to him.

>>726724182
Hotel m8

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When I was a wee lad I would stand around and watch parents change baby's diapers to observe their genitals. I'd tell other friends about it and they were appalled. I'm not such a fucking mongrel now but I still look back at 90% of my childhood and cringe.

>>726726885
I don't think it's that. I think it's more like a fantasy thing. Like I can imagine that that's my dick in the video JUST because I have a dick too and know what it feels like.

>>726725408
oh god, it's retarded.

>>726726976
I may be a pedo, but babies!? Seriously!? How does one even find that attractive, even if the fact they cant tell whats going on wasnt already a turnoff!?

>>726726729
Parking is easy. I live in Wales UK ad there are lots of rural areas with disused carparks, lay-bys, etc. What do you mean pricey? What is the expense?

Plus car is not very ideal from her perspective as it might make her feel like a prostitute.

Why no chance of friends house?

Camping?

>>726727044
Then youre not gay
Why does this even need explaining?

Stringing some guy along on a catfish ino account. He's trying desperately to relate to me a I've said my job was "philosopher"

AMA

>>726727218
Idk man. Just fucking weird a little bit.

I killed my neighbor's dog 10 years ago. Fucker kept coming into my parents yard digging it up. Chewed up the garden hose and anything else it found. Neighbor did nothing to control his dog. I poisoned the dog. No one ever figured out it was me.

>>726726962
Generally expensive right? I'm going to pay 150 bucks for a fuck?

>>726727146
>pricey.
Porky. I meant porky.

No chance of friends house, as he's in a college dorm. He's Got an Asian weeabo nerd, who never leaves it, cause he transferred here form Japan or some shit. Also I'd rather him not knowing

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>>726726507
>>726726507
I was 100% the same as you and I'm gonna tell you what the fuck is up

>It started from normalizing seeing dicks every day on /b/.
>The disgust slowly faded and eventually you let go a bit of your homophobia
>you visited dickrate threads from time to time, just to see what people thought but you were still adamant on your heterosexuality
>over time you subconsciously noticed "hey, a bigger cock makes this porn a lot better"
>you'd jerk off and sometimes catch yourself imagining you were the girl
>cognitive dissonance to the fucking max
>rinse repeat until cognitive dissonance fades enough to let you fully enjoy the idea

Eventually you'll get to the point where you play with the idea of sucking a stranger's cock from craigslist or /b/. You'll even make offers and chicken out.. And if you totally let go and become a sissy, you'll start whoring yourself to /b/ like I do now. I'm like, one step away from swalling a stranger's cum..

tldr; you're bi but haven't let go of your cognitive dissonance yet

>>726727352
Fuck you you worthless piece of fuck. It's one thing to murder another human being . But killing a dog ? ... get the fuck off this thread.

>>726726519
do you have a kik? I want seeeeee

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>>726722702
I use to deliver weed for a dealer in my late teens. It was good shit and I made around $400 a night doing it. Didn't get arrested, but we pissed off one of the spic cartels and had to shut it down.

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>>726727140
There was nothing sexual about it. It was fascination. That doesn't make it any less weird though.

>>726725718
The absolute madman

>>726727352
I hope you get murdered you faggot. If I found out someone did that to my dog I would kill them and happily do the jail time.

>>726725056
I wouldn't sweat it. At 5 years old there wasn't anything sexual going on in their mind probably was just curious about why the weiner was like that. Atleast you didnt prolong it, that would have been an issue.

Source: parent. Kids do weird shit. Innocent shit, but weird.

still in love with the girl who dumped me 4 years ago

My Girlfriend gave me a blow job in church one time. My other girlfriend before her gave me a blow in the parking lot at church and a parking lot at my college. I guess girls like to blow me everywhere.

>>726727543
Fucking true m8.

quads

>>726722702

I told it in the last thread so, its not really a secret anymore.

>>726727573
boo hoo.
Killing a dog isn't murder, you worthless bag of shit. Take your dog fucking self and head over to a beast forum.

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>>726727747

>>726722702
I was about to get my first blowjob last night but couldn't get it up. I realized now that I'm a dom and in order for me to be aroused I have to have control. I don't know how to go about mentioning this to my girlfriend.

>>726727772
Nice trips.
>almost quad.

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>>726725185
Take it slow at first. Not every girl wants to fuck on the first date, and some want to get to know you better so they can get that intimate factor in sex. It'll come surely in time, just be patient anon. If the fit is right, sex shouldn't be a target in your mind.

>>726727706
You want to come over and suck the shit from my ass? I bet you're the kind of faggot that not only lets his dog shit anywhere it pleases and never picks it up. Hell, I bet you're the kind of faggot my neighbor was; dog fucks with the neighbor's stuff, and you say it's the neighbor's problem, not yours. Sad it wasn't your dog that I killed.

>>726727879
Just tell her you're gay.

>>726725056
You're fine, you didn't rape him

>>726725718
That's godlike

>>726727881
>trips

Rule 1&2 people, let this normie lose interest and leave on his own.

>>726727881
Come to think of it, my wife used to come to my work in downtown cinci and hang out with me on my lunch hour. We would get a bite to eat, and then go back to the parking garage where my car was and she would blow me. This would happen weekly, sometimes multiple times a week. I've been lucky I guess. Good luck OP

>>726727611
Not anymore, but i can create another account.
How old are you? Where are you from and post some pics of ya.

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>>726726605
Listen here kiddo

Every motherfucker goes through this, everyone hates rejection, everyone is scared to try because of rejection. But you just haven't learned that it's part of life, yet.

I've been rejected dozens of times. It still stings, leaves me in a bummer mood for a day or two as long as I haven't invested a ton of time, but in the end I always get the fuck over it.

You just plain don't gain the skills unless you try. No one can give you a single piece of dating advice (other than this one) that will actually affect outcomes with more than one girl.

tldr; don't be a bitch, dude.

>>726725234
>Oh boy if only I didn't have such high standards! Women definitely want my penis!

You're a fucking retard if you think you're some kind of sexual god by not "settling". Half the girls who you think you could get in with want other men and couldn't give less of a fuck whether you lived or died

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>>726725718
That is both genius and fucked up. Better hope he doesn't mention you if it goes to trial

>>726727984
Wise

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>>726725838
>>726726961
>>726727683
>>726728060
> article: "Limited Cognitive Functioning"

Turns out he was retarded enough to fall for the ruse. Kek

http://www.abbynews.com/news/385071271.html?mobile=true

>>726727979
Your'e a complete fucking autist if you care that much about your parents yard that you would kill an innocent dog. I doubt your parents love you anyway judging from the fact that you still live with them and post on /b/ like an autistic virgin
Couldn't even kill it like a man, had to poison it like a bitch
I would let my dogs eat you

>>726727881
They probably like the thrill and excitement of public sex

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>>726726797
then why did you ask here for coffee asshole

Fap to my sister twice a day

>grew up in a 4 member family
>where i live beating your wife is a sport
>one day dad starts beating up my mom
>my older brother(at that time 17 i think) got tired of that shit and suddenly started to beat up dad
>at that time i was 7 or 8
wtfamidoinghere.jpg
>same shit happens 3 or 4 more times, different years
>my brother was like an OG in the town i live (no, i'm not a nigga)
>he was like my idol, he would protect me since i was his little brother
>years passes, good ol' brother moves to GB, i have to continue my high school
>now i'm on my own
>i always wanted to be like him, but he doesn't want me to be like him
>i got into drugs without him knowing(or anyone knowing)
>now i kinda fucked up my brain
>i like a girl, we know each other for like 8 years
>she's a 8/10
>i don't know how to tell her that i like her, because she will probably say "i don't want to ruin our friendship"
help me anons

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>>726728430
Trial is over.

Besides saying
> "ya bud.. Go ahead and fuck that kid."
Is a hell of a lot different than ACTUALLY doing it.

>I'm a social justice warrior

>>726727959
Nigger I don't like people and I just want sex and the only person who understood/knew me left. Ships sailed.

I'm kinds freaking out, I know she's gonna be vapid, or not like me etc etc etc. I mean she watches Riverdale on Netflix, RIVERDALE, what the fuck kind of show is that

>>726728320
Maybe some people do this to cover their inferiority, and maybe even I do.. but I'm in a different lane than you and 97% of these neckbeards, you faggot

I've done shit most of these losers dream about lmao

> spend my whole life as the perfect good guy
> my inner self is pure scam watching hardcore porn a lot
> solcial anxiety
> can't pull a conversation with a girl
> been best friend for a girl know her for around 2 years
> she is the only one i feel like my true self with her
> have hopeless crush on her
> tried
> failed cuz she have a BF
> still talk with her everyday to soothe my pain
> just realized how retarded my story seems when typing it
> BAD ENGLISH SKILLZ

>>726724979
relatable

I'm in a bad relationship
Hate my gf, don't find her attractive anymore, usual shit
Been wanting to dump her for months but only stick around because her mom is so fucking hot
Last week it finally reached crazy shit level, I stopped worrying and being paranoid and set up a hidden cam in their bathroom to get some snaps of the mother.
Been jerking off to them since and if I don't dump my gf it's only so I can try and get more creep shots of her mom
I'm an awful person

>>726728675
Because she's cute and likes coffee.

>>726728642
I fucking love you
I feel the same way

>>726727273

why are you too fat and disgusting to be yourself?

I've never felt guilt

I used to think Reddit was "cool"

I'm mexican

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>>726728916
Worst secret that should be kept yet.

>>726728916
It is cool when you're not an autistic sperglord preteen

/b/tards hate it because people have to actually like you for you to have fun

>>726728886
Teach me, master.

>>726722702
i want to put an end to my miserable life.

>>726728824
Post pics of mum

>>726729058
That must be why you're here instead, faggot

Ive recently gone through a breakup that is influencing me to get an eating disorder, and it is slowly working

Despite having a couple shitty exes and no feelings towards them anymore, there's still one I strongly dislike. I like watching her try and string me along and push my buttons, its entertaining to me and it has been for the last 3 years.

>>726727543
>Eventually you'll get to the point where you play with the idea of sucking a stranger's cock from craigslist


let go...I've sucked 100s of cocks and been fucked by dozens- almost all as a panty wearing cumslut. Its sublime.

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>>726729178

>>726729247
I like your pettyness, sir. Did any of your exes ever fake cancer and/or lie about being a drug addict?

>>726728837
why not a bar dick mouth? either way coffee isn't the only thing she likes, talk about current event that could take up the whole date, or her favourite apple products, and other faggy girl shit

>>726729386
How am I being petty by laughing at her? And no, but I've had an ex who did the whole "im so depressed" bullshit when I was about to dump her

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>>726729178

>>726728870
Idk I'm having fun. And I am myself on another account

I am in a committed relationship and have been fucking my cousin on the side. She may even move in with me and my GF.

>>726729213
It's fun asserting my mental dominance over neckbeards. And this place always gives me an ego boost when I post nudes.

Reddit is better, though. Faggot.

>>726729457
Don't drink, and she suggested coffee

I build model kits and I'm super embarrassed about my hobby

>>726729462
By petty I'm referring to your stringing her along while she was trying to do the same to you. Basically whatever plan she had backfired

>3 days before I get married I had the house to myself
>5'0 short Mexican gal fucking insanely hot but always busy working friend wanted to come over
>we mainly talk online but english is hard for her sometimes
>I said sure, she comes over super late wearing a little black dress looking like she was ready to hit some high end club
>we drink and she is trying to get me drunk and she is non stop flirting with me
>figured..why the fuck not. This is the last time I can do this and felt okay with the idea
>soon enough she is riding me, sucking me off, riding my face.
>she says cum in me and I ask if it is safe, she says yes
>later on I found out she is not on birth control or anything and she said she was in her safe zone of not getting pregnant
>during the wedding 1/3rd of the time all I could think about was fuck...I am a dumbass what if she is pregnant
>It ate me alive. I remember thinking during the ceremony and my guilt was kicking in a lot. I did not want to get some chick pregnant. During the whole entire month. It was hard to calm my mind sometimes. Really stressful
>thankfully she did not get prego and she was perfectly normal about it all.
>she told me she was really attracted to me and wanted to do it again. She did not want to have a baby that would fuck her life up
>I had to say no because that was a one time deal unless she wanted to have a 3somes with the wife and I. She said no. I only fuck guys not girls.
I felt so shitty and scared as hell of a "what if" kept on playing in my mind. I tried my best to push it back constantly during that month until she got her period. I deserve it but also I am glad she did not get preggo

>>726722702

Been married for a few years, we lived together for 5 before that. My wife isnt a ... bad person, she just has a lot of problems. Too many problems. Our life has just become about solving one problem she has after another, and she's autistic(diagnosedly), so at the end of the day 90% of our effort as a couple goes into keeping her happy and taken care of and then she doesn't realize i'm just getting nothing out of the relationship. Over time this has kinda morphed the relationship because she maintains her insane levels of abusive control and i kinda have just gotten tired and accepted it and been beaten down. She's become physically abusive on rare occasions, often times just a completely emotionally abusive shit talker and then hides behind "oh but i'm autistic i don't know any better". The sex goes in waves between "barely interested once a week" to "once a month i'll offer a handjob". So why am i still here?

I'm stuck in a situation for another year where i'm just... dependent on her. I've temporarily gone back to school, so i have no money and no way to get back home until i finish my degree.

Out of nowhere at a particularly bad time, an ex reached out to me in EXACTLY the same situation, we bonded over it and got really close. We banged, like a lot. Then the real mistake, we started planning a safe future together where we would appreciate each other. She got to a situation where her rich parents threw money at her to get out of her situation and she got to go do whatever she wanted scott free. She turned around and said she didnt think i'd ever leave my wife, so she didn't trust me and needed to "experience being single" and it was my fault i couldn't keep up with her.

So yeah, now i'm halfway across the country from anyone i know living with someone who just isnt the person for me. I'm just kind of... alone, can't afford to turn to anyone or anything. Feel trapped. IAintReadinAllThatShit.jpg

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>>726729362

>>726729320
I wanna be you but I can't ):

When I do this too much I get too feminine. Like my mannerisms when I'm interacting on a day to day basis change.. I even get the gay eye twinkle.

I'm made for cock (I'm a twink) and I can't get used cus it would mess my life up /:

Somethings going wrong. I can feel it but I can't tell anyone because I'm not ready to talk about what they think is causing it. I have trouble feeling anymore. My familys starting to call my reactions "heartless" because I can't be honest with anyone in my life about how I genuinely feel about something without seeming "cruel" (their words not mine). People don't seem like people anymore. They seem like resources that can be utilized when needed to accomplish a task at hand. It constantly surprises me when they have opinions or feelings. I forget that they can do that, constantly. They're just physical obstacles to move around in grocery stores.

>>726729745
Maybe, but one of us is still upset about how our short relationship ended and it isnt me :^)

>>726730085
I'll bet you didn't get screwed out of almost $3k though

>>726729866
Just hook up with guys on grindr it's easy

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>>726728688

i am catfishing a married woman who is unhappy in her marriage and i caught feels.....what do?

>>726722702
My biggest fetish is consensual hand holding

>>726731129
fake your death

>>726731129
Post her nudes

>>726731253
how does that help me fuck her? lol moron

>>726731272
nah but trades may be a thing

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>>726731116
You wouldn't happen to be in Virginia, would you? :p

>>726722702
i fucked your mom.

>>726731452
id hit that where you close too?

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>>726730634
>I've had 3 offers from guys from /b/ who were close to me..
I swear to god i will move to the US and have sex with ALL anons i can, i will travel this whole country fucking all of you in the ass.
I will seed my Latino milk into your butts.

>>726727810
So you like fucking and killing dogs?

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>Be me
> Full-blood slav
> masterace,jpg
> Work as a bouncer
> Pretty chill with fags from time to time
> Fucking Chechnian-looking ass comes to the door, looks up to no god
> I just ask
> "Why are you here?"
> He refuses to answer
> I ask him again
> noanswer.jpg
> Moves his hands in a way that he looks like he's about to punch me or reach for something or shit like that
> I smash the guy in the nose, probably shattered a bone or two
> Girls screaming
> Man is bleeding pretty badly
> Medical staff called
> See them using Sign Language
> fuckinghell.jpg
> A fucking mute man just came into the club
> mfw
> Right now I may be facing a felony
> Pretty shit.
> Fired from job
> 0 fucks are given
> But there is one thing
I defended a whole culture from Muslims Extremists by what I have done today, I have technically avenged the people who received extreme treatment because of these babarians. I have just declared direct attack and I am ready for these pathetic roaches to fight me back because I have a fucking nation, I am completely justified in my actions, these low-lives capture innocent people so they can gain independence and become one of the poorest countries on earth. I AM JUSTIFIED I AM RUSSIA

>>726727543
Hmm I can relate to this somewhat, but I dont want to suck dick. Like Prev poster I do like blowjob videos, but to me its gotten to the point where, a blowjob is a blowjob, Do i even care if its a guy or a girl if the blowjob is good

>>726731129
What do you mean by catfishing? Are you faking who are? How are you using that term.

You caught the feels because you are being to nice or feeling sorry for her. You need to cut that idea out. You don't need to be mean but you can do it. You are going to make her life a lot more complex. Your goal is to get laid and have fun. But you should not be doing that to someone is married. If you are, just be the casual side guy. Be fun, take her away from her problems when she is with you, but do not catch the feels. You are there to have fun but not be a home wrecker. Ensure her that you are there to enjoy her company but not to damage anything or step on any toes.

>>726727803
What if some of us weren't in the last thread?

I would entirely fuck an attractive tranny but I could never fuck a dude because it's gross. What's wrong with me?

>>726731393
Kik?

>>726731606
It's a long trainride. Some people get held up at some points that other's don't..

But if you keep going down the same road we all reach the same destination :x

>>726731452
Sorry I'm not, too bad though.

>>726722702

Hi Mr. FBI agent. how are you?

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>>726731122
I mean i'll give you this: You're perceptive absolutely.

I've spent since january waking up a few hours before school just to lie in bed under the covers in the dark and hope maybe today will be different. I'm a 6 foot tall ripped bearded man in his 30s and all i want to do is hide and cry out of fucking hopelessness. I know i'm depressed, and i can't even afford to go see a psychiatrist to do anything about it... i have to just keep myself going.

As for the teammate? Absolutely. Absofuckinglutely. Around december it felt like i... like i just realized for the first time in my life that i wasnt part of a team going back and forth. It feels like shit, man. And even the person who i thought had my back turned around and left me to deal with it myself, which i think is part of the hardest thing i'm trying to deal with right now: She went "Fuck it my fun is worth more than even having to help you" and ditched. It feels... like total shit.

My only "yeah but" to your comment is ... i have a year before i finish my eng degree. the work just won't fucking stop, we're ALWAYS busy, i have noone and nowhere i can go to and i sure as fuck couldn't afford to move onto campus. I think i have to just swallow it for a year until i graduate, and the idea of another year trapped and faking it here is just too fucking heavy it makes me feel like i can't breath

>>726731596
what a dumbass you are

>>726731596
I am ready with my arsenal of my gopnik Adidas armour with a base in khrushchyovka as well as yletsin beer

>>726728916
Reddit is cool you stupid faggot, you're probably one of the psychos posting animal abuse and loli porn here, so i can see what you like this cesspool

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>>726731541
Not me, just a girl I used to fuck with my boyfriend.

>>726731664
haha as in the pics i sent are not me everything else i have told her is true

>>726731827
oooo any chance of seeing your booty? ;P

>>726731596
Where are you typing this from, 'Full-Blood Slav'.

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>>726731905

>>726732072
What the fuck, come to AZ.

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>>726731774
Oh, fiddlesticks.

>>726732072
yummy would love too give you a spanking tbh :P

>>726731760
Man, I talked in a thread about this though a week ago or smth. For me its the porn, or browse /b/ none of the thoughts come up, example is I moved town this summer and had no internet all summer, all I wanted to do was fuck grills when I went out, a fair ammount of traps where I live and they look good but as soon as I think of the dick and just anal with a dude it disgusts me so I gag.

I tried getting a BJ from a guy couple years ago, it was like the worst experience ever, the BJ itself was good if I have to comment on that but the whole scenario just fucked with me, I wanted to leave during the whole thing, and I kept looking up and had my arms raised so I didnt touch him.

point is , TL;DR
The thought of being bisexual and having sex with anyone turns me on more then the acctual thing

>>726731596
Get some help faggot

>>726731664
catfishing as in sent pics that were not me too make her interested in me even tho it took alot of convo to make her fall hard so ya

I was bullied 10 years ago at high school because I'm really smart, like 170iQ. Totally fucked up my social confidence and ruined my mentality for studies. Even now I can't really make true social interactions

>>726732072
Oh shit what model is your carry?

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>>726732115
Be there in 36 hours

>>726722702
I've been tearing down all of the libtard based acceptance posters in my high-school for the past year and using them to clog and flood the transgender washroom

>>726732403
Was a Walther p22, had it as a little fuck around gun. Didn't like it much, failed to load a lot even after being thoroughly cleaned. Currently have a Springfield 1911

I was something about 12/13 years old boy and I was in my house with my 22/23 years old brother.
My brother's ankle was broken and I brought my girlfriend in home.
We went to the bathroom, she was 11, and I fucked her in the anus.
That was my first time doing sex, never said that to no one.

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>>726732211
Yes, please :3

>>726732213
Nah I feel you, I'm the exact same way when I get away from /b/. The desire for this shit just plain fades, I've had lots of gay dudes hit on me and there's always that moment where I question whether to flirt back (been bicurious on /b/ for like 5 years) but my brain takes over and I go back to the confident and domineering side of me.

I've had 3 separate chances to suck an anons dick and I end up always end up deciding against it for one reason or the other (mostly cus I weigh about 110 soaking wet and I could get raped too easily) but I keep seeking it out for some reason.

I think I'm just gonna do it some day. Like get really drunk and stoned and just do it.

>>726731817

What you are having is a an overload and anxiety. You want to complain about the situation to your own wife about what happen but you are not about to talk about the other girl.

There is a lot on your plate.

So lets start changing your mind set. I legit been there once again.

First, all this stress and pressure is just an idea that you gave weight to. We have billions of ideas and give so much attention to a handful that it hurts us because we over think it. It is hard to let go of some ideas because that is our story, that is our identity. Figure out what your story is, make peace with it and let it go. Right now there is a lot of I can'ts but you are a natural problem solver as a engineer. Figure out what is cycling constantly over and over within you and let that idea go. It is just an idea and it does not matter.

Second, take some time out. Like legit time out where it is positive for you. Relax 15 mins a day covering your eyes, no music, no noises if you can and just feel the wind and relax. Meditate daily for 15mins. Why? Well your subconcious is so fucking everywhere you need to chill out and let it chill out with the anxiety.


Third, You can not reply on everyone for everything. You can rely on billy for $$ support but you can not rely on him for emotional support. Divide up your friends and figure out who is good at what for problem solving. So what I am trying to say is that I have select friends who I only go for help in emotional or relationship and they have a natural insight. Another one for just business, another one for XYZ etc. You get the idea. Do not keep your eggs in one basket because they will break. When you said people have your back. They do not not have ALL of your back. You can not give 100%. Divide you up with those people.

>>726732605
kek

..... back in 2000, i was the one who let the dogs out

>>726732636
>Springfield 1911
That's some class anon, my current concealed carry is a Glock 42. Comfortable and reliable for my figure.

>>726722702#

Is this how I do it?

>>726732331
Okay I understand now. That is how you catfished her. You will never be able to do anything with her in that case. Things will fade over time. This is just a online relationship / mental one. Nothing you can do.

I'm fuckig the 17 year old hotty at work while gf of 6 years is at home...

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>>726732873
I'd like to get something smaller to conceal, but generally I prefer to open carry. I'm short and intimidating, so I get harassed a lot. Not so much when I'm carrying.

>>726733105
How old are you?

I bet that's a fucking rush....
Pics of hottie or/and gf?

>>726723327
Prostitutes are an option anon, if you dont have enough money save up you can get a decent for like 30 minites for a 100

>>726732749
hehehe you got kik love?

>>726733013
no way i could pull it off you say i take that as a challenge

>>726733270
Something makes me think that's actually a dude from the way they're typing. Get a timestamp, watch out nigga.

>>726727543
I'd rather take cock as a man than as a wannabe transvestite

I think men are objectivelly superior to women

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>>726733171
I have a springfield XD 9mm that I could open carry, I just don't want to make myself a target of a potential criminal. Better to catch them off guard because I don't look like the type that carries

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>>726725838
>>726727683
>>726728060
Wtf did I miss here?

>>726733392
I crossdress, I don't have any desire to transition. It's part of the submission and humiliation I love..

>>726733556
Are you interested in fucking women,or just men?

>>726733653
I would fucking give anything to find a dom girl :p

>>726726143
Try rehab?

>>726725162
same here. you know why? because deep inside we hate women and want them to see being humiliated.

>>726732812
Interesting ideas, some i need to sit and swallow for a while.

Wanna bang?

>>726733392

thats just it...I a not really into gay sex...I like hetero sex...its the kind of porn I look at...I want to get into her panties one way or another...even if that means I have slip them on and be the bitch....sucking cock doesnt make me feel very masculine so its fun to play with props and really get into the role.

I truly prefer sex with women...if I could get women as easily as I can get men i might never suck cock...but its hard when you can answer an CL ad and have a fat cock down your throat within the hour...hard not to indulge in that...just not that easy with chicks usually.

I honestly, non-ironically think girls and women are for gays and I'm not interested in dealing with gay stuff.

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>>726733372
It's possible :3

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>>726722702
>be me
>still live with my parents
>they make me go to church every Sunday morning
>shake the preacher's hand every single time
>in my mind I'm denouncing him, his vile God, and his brainwashing religion
>I was redpilled when I was 17, and I practice Spiritual Satanism now
>can't bring myself to tell my parents because they'll just kick me out
>what do /b/

I honestly don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm not moving out until I finish Uni. I can't confide in any of my friends, either, because they're all butthurt atheists and they'll most likely call me worse than Christians.

>inb4 how's the 8th grade

>>726733783

I found a woman who wanted me dressed and used me as her lesbian lover...it was fucking awesome.

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>>726734022
Cuckolds should get the Zyklon B treatment

>>726725056
>tfw I didn't even know how to fap until I was 15-16 and saw it on internet
random boners in class were a nightmare

>>726729866
Wtf is the gay eye twinkle?

>>726734137

thats beautiful - I wish I could wear your panties while you sat on my face :)

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>>726733270
I don't, are you going to make it worth my while if I download the app? :p

>>726724979
Ooh, same.
except I'm the dom
It's nice, not your typical relationship

>>726734381
A twink is a thin "cute" faggot who looks like he would take a dick in a heart beat

>>726734461
I will if you aren't just a guy haha

>>726733556
me too

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>>726734383
Are you partial to the black ones? I have quite a variety :p

>>726734381
Hard to describe, it's usually how you spot someone who's gay. You get a slight gloss over your eyes. Combining that with feminine facial expressions=gay eye twinkle

>>726727810
woah lets not get crazy here

I'm attractive enough, but I fear that I'll die alone. I've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on cars and drive a classic because I care so much about the car that I won't kill myself by driving it into a tree; I view my life as worthless and struggle not to blow my brains out with a P08 every night.

I also want to sext with a woman again so badly, but I have a hatred for sluts.

What do I do?

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>>726734822
You see a therapist

>>726734681

I am partial to black...but as long as they are the ones You want me to wear they can be anything...I've worn granny panties that made me so hot because they were his wifes...

>>726734822
Maybe don't consider women sluts for agreeing to sext you?

try the p08 out m8

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>>726734962
Black will do ;)

>>726731596
> Right now I may be facing a felony
>I AM JUSTIFIED I AM RUSSIA
Sounds like a great line of defense. You should try it out in the trail.

>>726727979
You tell that fucker. Fuck that dog I'd do the same. Take care of the problem if the neighbor won't.

>>726734961
Tried it; didn't help.

>>726735000
It's not that I consider all women sluts or women that would do so sluts; my problem is that I want to have a meaningful connection first and nearly every time I try to talk to women via dating sites, I get no answer or they decide to stop answering me abruptly. The ones that would satiate that desire quickly are sluts and, as a result, I wouldn't care about them.

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>>726734575
App's giving me an install estimate of 10 minutes; stand by.

>>726728642
That dog wasn't innocent. If you blame someone blame the owner for not caring enough about his doggy.

Currently in a not-so-good situation I hate my fucking family. They beat down all the time. I'm always in the wrong. I have to compromise my feelings to make sure they don't get upset.They act like fucking children. The only thing that keeps me going is knowing that they will die before I do.

>>726735430
You obviously have no fucking idea how to cope

You need a better shrink

>>726735447
will do :) keep posting pics as it does?? :P

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>>726735719

I have been unable to feel love since my ex cheated on me with my best friend. It's been 2 years. Help

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>>726735719
Of myself? Or the women that I've slept with lol

What's your username? I'll message you once it's set up.

>>726729759
that's a fucking super hot story anon.

As for 3somes with wife . . . bad idea dude. Unless you are ok with the wife eventually fucking other people while YOU are not around. You plant a seed like that there's no telling where it is going to grow.

>>726734176
Nice to see a fellow Satanist. They're hard to find, even on the internet. Hail Satan!

>>726735234

Damn...wish you could just settle down on my face and tell me what a good little cunt I am :) in my thigh highs and camisole...do you mind lipstick all over your pretty pussy and ass?

>>726736099
ill hold off posting my name till you got it setup and both ? haha

>>726724347
>>726725437
I begged youuuuuuuuuuu

); I just want more cocks to save

I hate humanity and never want a GF/ BF

Guy here, I grew up thinking it was normal to suck my dads cock and swallow his cum whenever he wanted.

>>726730085
How short? Maybe she's just trying to be friends

>>726734822
Oh come on, why are you so fixated on women? You overrate them so much, that when you'll finally get into a relationship it's going to be a disappointment. The point is to realize you don't really need them, it's all up in your head. You should just carry on and try to do something good with your life. Being alone actually has many perks, one being able to focus on yourself, that you'll miss when being with someone.
Life is not going to get better simply because you'll find someone. For a while, sure, but then you'll realize something is wrong, you'll break up and repeat the cycle.

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>>726736213
I'm sure your face would make a perfect seat :p yes please

>>726736436
o my god did you ever tell anyone?

i used to grope my cousin when we were like 7 we almost fucked once, her pussy was so cute

>>726735579
No shit I have no idea how to cope. The last time I felt too lonely I went out and bought a Rolls Royce.

>>726722702
>be me
>be 1
>beginning of summer where my brother graduated, he hadn't found a job yet
>hear about grindr and how easy it is to find somebody to fuck
>try it out
>invite guy over, tell him we have to sneak into our seperate garage
>I suck his dick, he fucks me
>make out with him and jerk off until I come
>sneak him back out

Never told anybody about this, feel ashamed to this day

>>726736103
Not true. Girl and me had plenty of 3sums. Just have to make sure you've got a loyal one.

>>726736914
why? that's just a good time

>>726736728
Nope, but it all came out when I was 11 and tried to suck my friends cock. To be honest most of the times I enjoyed it, and by 8 I was initiating a lot of it.

>>726736855
>post your secrets thread
>anon posts casual stuff one would tell at a dinner party to embarrass said cousin for fun

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>>726735719
All set up

>>726737110
how did that story go down?

>>726737348
Friend freaked and told his dad. Escalated from there.

>>726734822
Bro, right in the feels man.
I completely understand how you feel

>>726737609
>Escalated from there
That's the fucking part we're interested in. How exactly did it go?

>I'm only attracted to beta white boys
>white boys are rare in my town :(
>not sure if I want them to bully me or let me bully them because I find them to be pathetic
>might be emotionally unstable but cant be sure
>started stalking a guy online because am too cowardly to talk to him
>am preettty sure he's a catfish but I don't know how to get him to confess when I can't even talk to him

i once made my best friend (girl) at the time jerk me off freshman year of highschool

Currently cheating on my gf with my best mate's gf.... and she's not even pretty

>>726737999
>i once made my best friend (girl) at the time jerk me off freshman year of highschool
dude, friends of opposite sex do it all the time, no big deal.

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>>726736278
Still there?

>>726738072
Most guys cheat with lesser attractive women. Generally the only type of women willing to be a side piece.

Holy fuck this thread is full of shit

>>726737618
At least I'm not alone in that regard.

What do you do to compensate?

>>726737327
boone420xxx sorry was making coffee

>>726738105
ya sorry was grabbin coffee boone420xxx

>>726738103
well litterly no one we know knows about it execpt for us because it was spur of the moment thing

>>726722702
Muhammad sucked camel dick.

>>726728726
your going to have to risk it.
theres no way to tell her and not risk rejection.
be a man and do it

>>726723327
Fuck. Just go get a hooker. Fucking pussy.

>>726726797
just as soon you get there, tell here you aren't good at sitting and talking, over coffee and just take her to do something,

>>726738072
Off yourself. Think about how shit that makes him feel. Not only is his GF cheating but it's with his best friend.

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>>726739049
It's a fucking song. He quoted a fucking song as a joke. Damn, dude.

>>726727979
Don't listen to those faggots, Anon. Fuck animals, who gives a shit about them? And totally fuck people who value the welfare of dumb animals over the welfare of humans.

>>726725177
That's it? I can't count how many times I've been banned. A couple times a month at least.

Close out all open 4chan tabs, Delete the cookies with the cfuid in it, and reset your routers mac address and you get a new address. No more ban!

The mods are fairly toothless. They can't do anything. If they could, we wouldn't see nearly as much of the spam as we do here.

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>>726740130
>inb4 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>726725623
Like abusive physically or sexually.

If the latter, please share.

Unless you're a dude and it was with another dude, then keep your fag shit to yourself.

>>726739049
You mad?

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i stuck a keychain of happy from fairy tail up my ass for 5 dollars

>>726727543
100% this. /b/ has made me a massive faggot, in a literal sense

I want to masturbate but my brother is home and his room is right next to mine. As in we share a wall.

>>726740923
nah, you always were, just didn't realized it

>>726741167
Then why does it completely vanish every time I spend time away from /b/?