What do women Want ?

>>726720211
they don't know, but if they don't get it they will get mad

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>>726720319
This is the realest answer I've ever read.

>>726720211

Really nice cupboards

>>726720211
money...

Women want to hear their opinion coming out of a man's mouth.

That's it.

Problems, so they have an excuse for being shitty.

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>>726720363

Ryan Gosling from the Notebook but with his body from Crazy Stupid Love.

Basically everything you'll never be. They won't lower this bar for any reason, but they will settle for less, constantly be bitter about it and cheat on you.

>>726720444
Trips confirms

>>726720211
Different women want different things, and you can't provide any of those things.

all your answers are good anons..but its money ,,give a bitch unlimited shopping and youre set..yeah ..pretty sure its money

>>726720211
Not to be raped according to my five girlfriends this week.

>>726720319
pretty much


kek

Not to get sand in their vaginas. Put a towel down, man.

>>726721040
/thread

>>726720789
or maybe you cant and youre here projecting your anger about it?

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women want this

>>726720211
Why would I care what women want?

>>726720211

LEYKIS 101 (General rules)

Treatment
+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off
+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues
+ Jab them = backhanded compliments, take the piss out of them
+ Drama. They are problem-based = They love fix-me-up-men, they love drama
+ Always be seeing multiple women = the more women you are seeing the more women want you
+ No gifts and No compliments = You want to lower their self-esteem
+ Money Money Money = Talk about money, flash money, be rich
+ Never change = women want to fix you but loose respect if you change

Dates
+ Spend <30 euros
+ 3 dates rule = if no sex, then bounce
+ Never date co-workers
+ If she uses her phone during a date, leave immediately

Life advice
+ Women expire at 30 = they’re past their prime and desperate for men, easy pussy for young guys
+ There are 3,750,000,000 women on the planet, don’t throw your life away over one dumb cunt
+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live

First they want to be listened to.
Then they want to be told what to do.

>>726721378
Thanks Dr. Freud, you've cured me

>>726720211
Women want whatever other women tell them they want. But seriously, who gives a fuck?

>>726720319
/thread

>>726721560
this guy right here knows his shit

>>726721560
15 years too late for me

Pay attention to this shit, younglings - if you do even half of it, you'll have fun

>>726720211
Not you

>>726720211
Money and attention

>>726721560
10/10 post

Please, more advice, please.

>>726721560
>Women expire at 30 = they’re past their prime and desperate for men, easy pussy for young guys
my nigga i love my teacher who is 35 and i am 24 so i have chance?

>>726721560
This is retarded and only applies to shitty girls.

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>>726720319
sorta this, only a few rly know, but then they won't know its impossible

>>726720211
Well obviously that one wants sand in her crack.

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>>726722177
You should assume all women are shitty before you meet them.

>>726721912
lil dick ass nigga

>>726722306
Why?

>>726722177
what good women? LOL

>>726722402
because most western women are lesbians or gold diggers

>>726722350
I do just fine my friend and I'm probably happier than you.

>>726720211
Everything and nothing at the same time.

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>>726721560
specific advice on how to avoid bringing them home?

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>>726720500
Money,

In really nice cupboards

>>726720560
No, they want to hear a man say something that contradicts their opinion so they can bitch at him about it.

>>726722482
wrong. Im enjoying having money broke lil dick ass nigga

>>726722425
There are plenty good women out there just because you got rejected or had a bad experience doesn't change that.

>>726721560
who hurt you anon?

>>726720768
This man is a genius, and also
>Ryan Gosling

>>726722603
>uses stereotypical gynocentrist response

That response tells me one thing, that you have a tony penis and or are a fat woman that isnt attractive

>>726720319
Freuds rhetorical question "What do women want?" was a little redpill joke about how inarticulate his female patients were. IE, they know they are not content, but can't for the life of them articulate what needs to be done to make it better.

>>726722468
You're an idiot. Yeah there are some gold diggers out there but I don't give them the time of day.

>>726722402
They can't fail your expectations if you expect them to be shitty and act accordingly. Besides that, you can't know if they're truly a shitty person until a while into the relationship. You can only detect red flags.

>>726722641
>stereotypical gynocentrist response

What chump did you find gold digger?

>>726722133
you tell me nigga

>don't shit where you eat
>don't let the chemical high called love make you so deluded that you throw your life away

>>726722177
>Somebody's butthurt

>>726722247
I love braces

>>726722521
Their place, a hotel, your buddies place

>>726722641
lol

>>726720211
Happiness, security and self fulfillment.
You know, like you.

>>726722687
>tony penis

Care to elaborate? :^)

>>726722741
you cant not give them the time of day when thats all you have to choose from cunt

>>726722815
fag

>>726722687
Nope and nope. Also stereotypes are based in truth so I guess that means you agree with me.

>>726722824
yes. you have a small penis. Storytime faggot

>is me
>living west of memphis at the time
>has associate
>gets drunk with associate
>after several drinks he whips his embarrasingly small penis out
>he had it tatooed to look like a heat seeking missile
>mfw

>>726722824
He's saying my penis is the boss. Like tony danza.

>>726722941
wreong. If you think stereotypoes are true then youre a racist because that must mean every negative stereotype of the other races must be true then. That also makes stereotypes of women true by that logic

#ROASTED

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>Another pasta I wrote on the subject
>The Leykis one is better

=== How to get pussy ===

1. STOP trying so hard. The less of a fuck you give about women the more they want you. Women are like retarded children, they can be a massive pain in the ass to deal with, sometimes pussy isn’t worth it, keep that in mind.

2. Look good for yourself, FOR YOURSELF. Exercise, eat healthy and sleep well. Dress well and SMELL GOOD, watch people treat you better simply because of how you present yourself. The better you look the more confident you are and the more their hormones take control of their brain.

3. Be SMART. Sell ‘your’ personality, be funny and be happy, women can’t do either. Be logical, do not get emotional with a woman because you will get manipulated and lose. Push their buttons, cross their lines, make them emotional and then, if you need to, pretend you’re sorry about it, kiss and make up.

4. Already be getting pussy. The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.

5. Money and social status. Men love you for who you are, women love you for what you can do for them.

Marriage is for cucks. You want to fuck women, not date them.
DO NOT treat them as equal, they don’t want you to, they are not equal.

For more entertaining info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQT4_YEC_ic

>>726722749
This is true.

>>726721560
Absolutely this
Also if you want sex with women, show them NO RESPECT.
Every time I got laid with a girl was when I acted like a jerk
If you respect them and act nice with them it won't get you anywhere

>>726723051
but most stereotypes about other races are true, that's why they exist in the first place

>>726723051
BASED in truth. Can you even read? Because you sure can't spell.

>>726722780
lol
>butthurt neckbeard pretending to be drowning in pussy

>>726723299
dubs dont lie.

>>726720211

Either money or your presence.

>>726722846
There are plenty of choices you're just an idiot.

Other women.

>>726720211
Not sex on the beach; sand sucks.

>>726723278
>>726723209


by that logic women are stupid bimbos because a stereotype exists. Dipshits

>>726723054
>The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.
nasty

>>726723425
care to point them out cuck?

>>726722782
How do you figure I'm butthurt? Because I disagree? You really are an idiot.

Advice from somebody who actually had multiple girlfriends IRL:
-Be yourself, they know when you're faking your attitude
-Don't act cocky but don't be a little bitch, try acting like alpha male would (in a sense that nobody is on your level and you just don't care about any "threat")
-MAKE SURE YOU'RE SEEN WITH OTHER WOMEN AND TALK ABOUT THEM NONCHALANTLY
-Ignore to a certain degree - don't text immediately, take a little bit longer than she does. If she's replying with short messages and such, talk normaly, and then you do the same to her on your next conversation where she is the one that replies like a normal person etc.
-Nobody likes depressed/sad people, don't act like one and don't talk about your problems (i.e. being a little bitch)
-Make sure you're seen as a hard worker, not 2 jobs at mcdonalds but do some work around your house/apartment etc. Even volounteering would help in certain cases
-If you don't have anything in common don't even try
-Don't hesitate to spend on her, not fucking golden necklaces but a drink, dinner or something like that
-Women LOVE money
-Do have a clean and tidy room, bathroom and the rest of your house, like spotless clean.
-Don't be a boring little bitch, do some drugs, give her some drugs etc. Amphetamines are the best (in very high doses, try getting amphetamine sulphate). Also alcohol and cocaine. Order then from the fucking web. Also E is for whores, idiots and kids, do avoid those kind of girls
-If she's spending a lot of time with you she likes you more than a friend, unless she explicitly says that you're like a brother to her or some shit like that (you're her gay friend in that case)
-If you're certain she likes you, you drink some wine idk tell her you like her with a proper attitude. Be straightforward
-Do actually listen to her
-Don't hesitate showing off your smarts, not in a way that you'll explain quantum mechanics to her but in a way that shows you're smarter than her

>>726721560
amen

>>726723299
>butthurt feminist detected on /b/

Whats wrong fatass?! Eat too many twinkies to be found attractive?!

DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME A HUNDRED PUSHUPS

>>726722601
Wrong again, I'm gainfully employed, so is my girlfriend we both make good money and own a home.

>>726720211
Women these days don't want a man. They want a woman who has a penis. It seems that the 'guys' that get the most pussy are skinny, bird chested hipsters that wear skinny jeans and baggy t-shirts. I miss the ideal male ideology of the 1980's where a man could be muscular and hairy. Be a real man. Barring all of this gay shit women like money because let's be honest who would say no to having to never work again.

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Psychfag here. That's a dumb question. There's no single thing women want, anymore than there's a single thing men want. Women also tend to go through more stages in their lives than men do, so what a woman wants at 16 is not necessarily the same thing she wants at 20, or at 30, or at 40, etc.

I'll throw you a bone, however, and say that the closest thing to a real answer I can give you is this: stability and abundance. If you seem like the kind of guy who can give them that, then they'll typically spread their legs open for you in a heartbeat. Men are completing objectives. Women are about resource acquisition. That's what's at their core, at any age.

>>726723704
lol trying so hard to decredit me cause you feel threatened. poor anon.

>>726722641
get lost cuck

>>726723783
sure you are. and maybe santa claus exists too lol

>>726723809
trying so hard to project. So funny

>>726723789
>single thing men want
loyalty

>>726723704
>gets angry and lashes out and uses exclamation points and question marks like some 2006 emo.

The moment you fucked up bro

>>726723635
>You really are an idiot.

>>726723589
Just the ones the look like bimbos retard that's why ditsy blondles get called dumb. Hence the stereotype.

>>726723930
>calls someone emo

Projection much emo faggot?

>>726723895
nice job using my own sentence and slightly changing it to sound sophisticated, stop whibe you are only a little far behind man its embarassing

>>726723976
or maybe youre now deliberately ignoring the rest of the stereotypes, like an illogical woman

>>726724080
what job fag? Mcdonalds? XD

>>726723661
Also
-DO GIVE COMPLIMENTS, ESPECIALLY ON MAKE UP (women spend about 1-2 hours on make up every day so they're sensitive about it) and her clothes
-Don't hesitate to call her out to hang out (don't call her to go in a theater to see a movie unless you're 15, you call her in your house, put some horror or thriller flick and so on)
-If you're over 20, still living with your parents, never had a girlfriend, just fucking give up
-You probably know what your league is, stay in it
-You'll have most success with a girl with one major flaw like acnes (not in a way that her face looks like a bomb blew 3 feet from her face) and such, those have low self esteem

>>726720211
They want a guy with power. I'm a 24 year old cop. When I was a 23 year old bartender I wouldn't get a quarter of the pussy I do now. Nothing changed except my uniform. Chicks like thinking they're safe. Be a powerful person and display dominance especially over other guys. They'll flock to you by the hordes.

>>726723634
How can I point out people over the Internet? You don't know the same people as me.
Ps. Cuck isn't an insult. Cuckholding is a fetish that people enjoy. That's like calling me a surfer when I don't surf and expecting it to be an insult.

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I hope none of you guys follow any of this cringey bullshit. Please do not take trolls seriously anons.

>>726724148
did you seriously just "XD". Kill yourself
2006 emo fag confirmed

>>726724288
"You don't know the same people as me. "

Weaksauce comeback man

>>726724308
trollolol

>>726723859
Whatever you say you sad, lonely little boy

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>>726724308
concern troll trolls concern

>>726724330
you first. Lead by example faggot

>>726720211
all the money in the world & then some more.

>>726724410
lol. Eat more twinkies fatass

>>726720211
A dick made out of chocolate that cums money.

>>726724099
I'm not ignoring them I just not going through every stereotype and explaining it to you.

>>726721560
>Never date co-workers
Normally I'd agree, but I had to make an exception for this hot as fuck asian who was a freak.

>>726724225
And if anybody's even reading this instead of spouting bullshit
-Try noticing little things like haircut, new shoes and such

>>726724519
lol. typical woman. "youre too lazy" take responsibility for once you overgrown clild

BIG. BLACK. COCKS.

>>726724437
kek. yeah there u go /b/uddy, lash out. give me exactly what I want. keep using my shit at me, or cant your "alpha fag" come up with something your own?

>>726724373
But it's true. How would I point them out to you?

>>726724225
lol. Dont you have a false rape hearing to go to on campus dave?

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>>726724437
I always knew little kids lash out and copy things... does your mommy know you are using her computer?

>>726724693
God you're stupid.

>>726724288
you clearly missed the fact that words can take on new slang meanings

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>>726720211
Here's a copy pasta I made a few months back that i think fits the situation.

Ok OP I think your problem (much like most of the people here) is that you are trying the rifle approach to dating instead of the shotgun approach. The rifle approach is scrutinizing every flaw a person has when trying to find a mate. This is what women do and it works for them because men are more likely to try and find a girl than girls will try and find a guy. Guys have always and should always try and stick with the shotgun approach when trying to find a mate. Cast your net wide and talk to every woman you see, it doesn't even have to be sexual. Just talk to woman, literally every one of them you see. It will build your confidence and it will increase your chances of finding that one girl that just clicks with you. Always remember this. A net cast wide catches more fish. Also it helps to have a nice job and a hobby or two.

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>>726724799
how much are you samefagging in this thread?

>>726720211
That one is going to want to get the sand out of her cunt asap.

>>726724799
Lol. Calling someone a kid is a sure sign youre a kid youself.

>>726724778
No just drug dealing

>>726724827
lol. Out of material are you?

>>726724908
Actually not fag. keep on trying to discredit the truth. good job making your own comment tho anon, proud of you.

>>726724954
Faggot. That meth lab is going to kill you one day

>>726722533
I want sauce

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>>726720319
I would like to buy you a beer, anon. That cracked me right the fuck up. Too bad my gf will be pissed if I show her what I was laughing at.

>>726724940
oh and I'm the one samefagging? lol you are seriously giving me maximum keks. Thanks for the laughs man.

>>726720211
This woman clearly wants sand in her vagina.

>>726725111
I sure hope so

>>726720211
A man with money, power, and social skills. Looks are a bonus but not as important as the key 3. And the barest minimum are social skills, without them you will bottom feed at best, but most likely just mate with your hand.

>>726721560
This right here is perfect advice. If you want an absolutely shit woman

>>726725143
i didnt call you out for samefagging fuckwit. but now that youre mad about it thats all the proof youre same fagging i need

>>726720211
A big wedding to one-up all of her friends.

Once that happens and they realize how terrible marriage is, they think kids will make it more enjoyable.

And then they show off how good their parenting is...

Their kid bought a house!

Look at these fucking grand kids!

It never ends.

>>726725178
there is medication for that anon.

>>726725028
??

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>>726720211
There's a few reasonable things I've read, and these seem to be important

>attention
if she's got all the attention she needs for this hour, move further into the list
>novelty
as in, constant change. she doesn't like to feel the same feelings all the time, it's boring to their social girlbrains. where you or i would be happy or content, they're making mental connections to start up some sad bullshit, or drama anger, to "mix it up
>money
high on the list, not always needed but incredibly rare where they're not actually looking for it. you'll see chicks cheat on their rich, handsome, tall, perfect boyfriends with some loser. i honestly believe they don't mean anything by it, it was just an opportunity and they cannot deny themselves. this ties into novelty, she got bored with the same thing over and over.
>status
it's relative. she wants to be the best looking of her friends, have the best boyfriend, to make others jealous of anything. even negative, envious, friendship-ruining attention is good attention.

By the way, I'm gay, I've dated guys since I was a teenager and have no interest in vaginas.

>>726725315
>Update] [Auto] 1 new post
>sais Im mad when he is originally the butthurt one okaaayy
troll success, were you this easy when your daddy knocked on your bedroom door?

>>726725354
the samefag thinks im samefagging. These gynocentrists are easy to bait

>>726720211
Just listen to their music and watch their programs. It's like an open book.

>>726725249
And a string of psycho ex's

>>726725407
lol. Samefag keeps samefagging

Women want: A strong alpha male to reproduce with and to produce healthy offspring to keep her genes from dying out.

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good women want to feel beautiful and appreciated, they want you to be interesting, challenging, and attractive.

no, it doesn't always work out. yes, women and men are not always faithful. yes, you can fail while doing everything you think is right.

y'all are some bitter bitches.

>>726725453
You're really weird you know that? You probably shouldn't reply every post anon.

>>726725554
samfag found

>>726725585 samefag still samefagging

>>726720319
/thread

>>726725646
Dude, you're an absolute nutter. Good luck with your life.

>>726725331
>>726725378

hey look. There ARE people over 30 on here.

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>>726725585
>>726725797

>>726725797
still samefagging i see

started trolling now other people going after same faggot. jobwell done

>>726723785
Birds have powerful, impressive chests tho

>>726720319
it's true, they don't know what they want, but they're at their happiest when it's all about them at least. it's like...WE know and THEY know they're selfish, but to admit it, to say it out loud, is to admit to her that she's got a negative trait, now she's pissed and you don't get sex for however long. if SHE admits that she's selfish, then she "feels awful" and makes it all about her again, instead of actually fixing the problem, taking steps to improve, she lets it continue to be a problem, because women do not truly care about issues, they care about how they can spin something into selfishly getting themselves attention/sympathy.
it's insane, you'll never make her happy, so why the fuck bother?

>>726725331
My brother has a bitch fiance following this formula too.
Although she made him a dog and start building a house first
>shes a smug fat cow too

>>726725994
indeed.

A hug
Huge
Unneeded
Gangbang

>>726726481
feels good man

>>726726444
I mean buy a dog kek

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>>726726607
makes ya feel like this

A brain

>>726720211
probably not sand in their cracks, just like men

>>726720211
The correct answer is, Who cares?

>>726726670
>>726726444
Samefag

>>726726768
no shit. he was correcting a spelling error

>>726725125
Severe Constipation Rehabilitation Exposure Therapy, Session 2

>>726726820
He's either trolling or autistic. Ignore him.

>>726726704
kek

>>726726768
Newfag

>>726726670
Buying a dog is a good thing unless your a massive faggot. Guaranteed he will get more enjoyment and companionship from the dog than he will ever get from his fun sucking wife.

>>726727133
Nah its a cunt of a breed status dog
Fucking shits inside etc

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>>726722533
Beautiful, beautiful painal...

They don't know what they want. But if you don't give it to them you are a loser.

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>>726720211
What do women want?
This!

>>726727920
how does blood even get to that thing?

>>726727582
Shieett he even let her choose the dog? I hope hes getting some insane quality pussy.

They only want your memes and hardcore butt sex

Definitely not your virginity

>>726728045
She owns him, its sad. She makes him hate me too, real fucking cow

>>726727920
Big dicked schizo

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>>726726926
ty

>>726725584
<y'all are some bitter bitches.

this is /b/ truer words have never been spoken

>>726727920

>gigantism, tfw he'll probably die

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>>726720319
tru

>>726725584
Come on...you're on /b, did you expect any less from a group of people that get little to no attention from females and when they do get in a relationship, they all get their hearts broken because they act like beta cucks and let women control them :D

>>726720211
8-30 cock and money
30-70 money and cock

>>726720211
A fit, handsome, interesting, and honorable man with lots of money.
So pretty much a knight in shining armor.

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>>726720319
fpbp

>>726729885
lol. Dont you have a frat party to be falsely accused of rape at chad?

Everything

>>726720211

Money