>>726712865 Only Moby song I got is that one he did with Gwen Stefani, "South Side"
As for harmless shit I do, I like all my food on my plate to not touch any other. Especially if it's soft like mashed potatoes, or has a sauce or dressing on it. My mom even bought me a plastic divided food tray once like you get with frozen dinners, never used it though.
>>726714325 >I like all my food on my plate to not touch any other. Especially if it's soft like mashed potatoes, or has a sauce or dressing on it. My mom even bought me a plastic divided food tray once like you get with frozen dinners, never used it though. If it touches will you still eat it? And why does your mom enable your mental illness?
>>726715445 Yes I will still eat it, it's just a preference, it hardly rises to the level of mental illness.
She and my family thought it was amusing, and it is.
>>726715458 >That's why I'm a margarine man. Spreads so smooth There are products out there that are cut with margarine or olive oil so that that butter is spreadable. Butter is so much tastier than hydrogenated vegetable oil.
I used to like eating it with a fork too but more so a knife because you could get thinner pieces that would melt in your mouth...now I don't like the texture of the metal when I put it in my mouth though
>>726716177 its a little tube that shoots water at yer buttcrack after you poop
I have some friends that spent a year in japan and they swear by it now. I haven't worked up the courage to try them, but it's basically the same principle, but in a non caveman-like way
>>726716316 I'm coming up on a year, myself. Granted, I do live in a liberal-ass city in the northeast, but I haven't noticed anything to turrible so far. I do get recognized by the owners/staff of local restaurants by being the dorky looking white dude with the hot black gf with often purple hair hahaah
>>726716585 I respect your decision to keep things separate, but mashed potatoes + gravy + peas is my fucking jam
>>726716665 Yes, it is almost always more efficient, but I also enjoy driving as an activity and like being engaged. Kind of a gearhead. I also have a motorcycle, so I might just be crazy haha
>>726716775 honestly the only people that have gotten mad at me for my relationship are homeless back guys yelling at me for "stealing their women" which I find hilarious. Dude, you have like three teeth and haven't showered in weeks, I'm not the one leading to your drought
>>726712865 I don't like being on time. It feels controlling, i am always either 15 mins early or late depending on the mood. Some people got pissy about it work, i told them this how it's going to be, so the GM asked to see me and said that either i get my shit together or i leave.
I told him about this, he smiled and told me "well i admire that" and since then i go to work always late.
>>726712865 >stay in bathroom for an hour when shower, because I do everything else there too: shit, brush my teeth, shave, dry myself, comb my hair, clean my ears and all that stuff, shower is done within 30 mins or so, everything else takes a bit because ocd and I can't leave without completing my 'routine', otherwise I'm annoyed and feel like I'm missing something... >every time I masturbate or shit and flushing doesn't clean everything fully I get some paper and clean it up. I ask my brothers/roommates to do the same but apparently leaving shit and cum in the toilet is normal and I'm the 'demanding' one >I prefer to buy my own food/drink when living with roommates because I don't want to waste money on lets say, milk, and then have someone else drink it all, just because we all bought it. If I don't use it I don't see why I should throw in money for it, especially if one of the people throwing in uses those things up much more than the others, its not fair and I can't afford to buy shit for someone else >I rinse all plates and utensils before using them because sometimes the dish washer leaves some soap marks and I don't feel like licking that. Makes me feel weird when other people are in the kitchen looking at me >I take my time taking a shit because I clean the inside of my asshole, otherwise I feel like I've shit hanging out of my ass, whats the point of wiping if you're gonna leave bits of shit in there anyway? >I don't like drinking in a pub, one pint costs as much as a crate of 10 small bears (around 4-5 pints) so I prefer to drink that and then go to a pub, rather than going in sober and spending a ton of money on watered down drinks in a glass >I own an acoustic guitar but don't play alt-j or whatever, shit on it and apparently that makes me a bad guitar player >if someone feels like re-decorating lets say, the living room and its not really gonna do much other than change the layout, then I don't feel obligated to help since I don't see the point
>>726719862 not cheap, I just don't see the point of spending more money than you should just because you're expected to do so or its gonna save you 5 mins of walking down to the shop...also paying for something you don't end up using just so someone else can get free shit out of that annoys me so I don't do it
>>726712865 >watch anime >play vidya >wear anime and/or video game-related clothing >study Japanese >work out excessively >don't speak unless spoken to first >be a male >be a BLACK male >speak and behave like I have an IQ above room temperature >exist
>>726720798 the first thing on the list I can't help, like I said its OCD and its either doing that or being irritated for the entire day, can't help it...
I clean up after myself, sorry for not liking other people's shit and cum to look at in the toilet...?
I don't have a lot of money so everything I buy has to be planned out, I don't spend more money than I can because it means I might not afford to eat somewhere down the line. My roommates experienced that because they throw money around and then complain they're broke.
next one is self explanatory.
Like i mentioned before, I can't help it, I need to feel clean and don't like shit hanging out of my ass, problem there?
waste of money and time, pubs around where I live are shit anyway so I'm just wasting cash to pretend I'm having fun, everyone complains how shit it was at the end of the night anyway so just don't go and waste your money...
I'm into different music to yours, how does that make me worse then? I don't point out that someone doesn't play the shit I'm into
Last one is just wasting time because you've nothing better to do, and if you really want to do something because you're bored then don't drag me into this because I'm not bored.
How does that make me such a 'hassle'? sorry I'm not being everyone's bitch and doing shit they tell me to do because they know better whats good for me...
>>726712865 Morning routine: >Wake up >Piss >Drink coffee with milk and watch the news >empty bowels >brush teeth >go into shower and turn on warm water >when water is warm rub with water under arms >bow down and clean between toes >rise and empty nose with force of air into hands >clean ass >clean dick >clean navel >rub under arms with water >rinse face, ears, hair >apply schampoo and apply under arms and on face and ears >rinse with water >leave shower dry on towel >apply deodorant >apply skin softener on scar on leg >walk naked into kitchen and washup yesterdays and mornings dishes >clean tables >take morning meds >walk naked into bedroom and make bed >put on clothes >have breakfast >brush teeth >ready >everyday
>>726723251 what are you talking about? what attitude could I possibly have that could affect you while I'm taking a shit? seems to me like you're just one of those people that does the shit that gets under my skin and to prove yourself right and make you the 'better person' you defend what I'm against. Besides, you're weren't there, if you've seen what I had to deal with you might change your opinion of me. Pretty much everything I mentioned boils down to this one roommate I had which everyone who lived in the house at the time (including myself) ended up leaving him because he was just bossy and refused to listen to others, at the end of our lease he pretty much destroyed the house so we ended up leaving. He just wanted to party 24/7, fuck people over to get shit cheaper or for free and when it came down to facing the consequences he dragged everyone into his own mess and left us to deal with it ourselves, I don't like it and I'm clearly against it. All my friends except for that one guy never had problems with me being around so it just makes me wonder what you're talking about
>>726724069 This actually sounds like a decent idea actually. What's your hair maintenance routine? I've considered nairing my shit since my hairs get stabby real fast, and nobody likes a hairy nut in the mouth.
I cut up little pieces of paper and scraps of garbage with a boxcutter blade when I don't have anything to fidget with. Usually when I am watching something that I can't be bothered to pay attention to, but still watch it.
>>726724904 I keep the balls and dick completely shaved, keep the pubes area nice and trimmed. I just do a little maintenance in the shower a few times a week. Not too much work as long as you don't get lazy and let it grow in.
>>726714325 I mix everything on my plate into one big mess, especially if I have mashed potatoes. I gotta get a whole extra serving of those and mix like A1 sauce in with all the meat and veggies and stuff.
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