ask a quiting dominos manger anything

Does working on dominos suck?

>>726700092

which pizza elicits the most disdain among staff?

>>726700092
Why you wanna quit?
I was a chef at pizza hut. Made shitty pizzas on purpose. Kek

>>726700092
Can I see your penis?

how often did you cum in the pizza

>>726700092
>manger
How the fuck did you become a manager with such shitty grammar? Kys faggot

>>726700092

ending wage and zip code.

>>726700472

what constitutes a shitty pizza? one which is lopsided, with poorly arranged toppings that consist of clashing flavors - and an overabundance of excessively wet pineapple, for example? what would happen if somebody ordered a large pie with pineapple, anchovies, jalapenos, and pepperoni? input from all servicemen of the pizza industry warmly welcomed

>>726700410
I was a cook and driver at pizza hutt, not sure about domino's, but the worst was either the super supreme or taco pizza. What's even more annoying is when people want half and half, or thirds (we weren't supposed to let them do this, but sometimes the management would override corporate and let it happen. Pepperoni lovers, or anything with an excessive amount of sliced meats was also incredibly annoying.

>>726700092
Did you quit because you can't spell?

>>726700581
You clearly lack work experience.

>>726700706

very interesting - it would be my desire to order the most fondly held pizza from the kitchen staff, one which is held in the highest regard for the simplicity of its preparation. I insist on satisfying the Pizza Hut staff, first and foremost. From so doing, I could amplify my enjoyment of the pizza from the knowledge that it was assembled with relative ease and amusement.

>>726700581
He's just the manager of the store, not the owner. Sadly, managers of these stores are unskilled adults and glorified baby sitters. Why did you expect anything more?

>>726700871

prepare for a life of plain cheese pizza then

>>726700092
How do you expect to find a better job with shit spelling such as yours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_YeduJz1f8

>>726700948

I'm okay with this

>>726700871
And the knowledge they were less likely to fuck with your food.

how many delivery girls you bang?

Is it because of Morgan Freeman?

>>726700092

what was the most disgusting thing you have seen dome to a pizza before it was delivered?

>>726700092
what the fuck is a quiting manger? did you even complete the third grade?

>>726701032

haha

>>726700092
Do you get to fuck lots of hot young tail? I did when I worked fast food. God I miss those days.

>>726700706
Damn supreme is my favorite. You guys wont nut in my pizza will you?
>>726700997
Exactly.

>>726700948
Not true. He said sliced meats. You can get plenty of sausage and still not annoy anyone... fag!

>>726700997

precisely - the last thing I'd want to do would be to order a complex arrangement of clashing, non-overlapping toppings (split three ways) at 4 minutes before closing.

>>726701058
Nop OP, but as a Telepizza manager (spanish pizza brand) I do more than 2600€/month, so who cares 3rd grade.

>>726700092
Did people ever actually spit/lewd stuff to food in the store you where at?

>>726700092
Make a bunch of pizzas with the toppings making swastikas!

Is working delivery as fun as my friends stoner dad makes it sound? He did it around 25 years ago in the city. He says he got paid in tacos, weed, and sometimes bitches would be topless as a dare.

>>726700706
Why would excessive meats be annoying? Too much grease? Pepperoni lovers is a great thing.

>>726701107
I never understood why people are shitty to the staff that's about to serve you food. It's like playing the shitty lottery, where winning just means you get your meal as expected.

>>726700092
What were your thoughts on their campaign admitting their pizza was complete shit but "hey guys, we're gonna make it less shitty!"

I honestly find it too funny that brand that admits their own product sucks.

>>726700092
are you quitting before they could firing you because you lied to them when they asked if you had a high school education?
>quiting

>>726701281
I think it's how you have to spread out sliced meat versus just the sprinkling on of other toppings. It's easier to sprinkle than try to even spread out toppings.

>>726701230
I've done delivery for, i would say about a year in total. I never once had a woman answer the door topless i did have a woman answer without pants once though, i did have ALOT of people offer me bong rips, dabs, and shots. I almost exclusively worked on college campuses. I really didn't like it much though, it's not the hardest job and you can make good money but you have to be a DELIVER DRIVER.

>>726701032
Too many anons wont get why we kek at this

>>726700092

Is it safe to eat a pizza left out un-refridgerated for about 18 hours?

>>726701332
I don't think it's that so much as it is companies responding to market forces. Sure, domino's used to be more shit tier than it is today. But you have to remember, back then good pizza wasn't as readily available. All pizza was pretty much shit so by comparison, they were fine.

>>726700092
When I order extra sauce and/or extra cheese do you guys actually do so or is it just bullshit?

>>726701281
Control yourself, fatty.

>>726701659
Can you not figure this out for yourself?

>>726701612
Depends. Fast food and places like dominos, pizza hut, papa johns, etc are perfectly fine even 24 hours later.

But real food, like pizza you get from a local place, is not safe at all

>>726701612

>not routinely consuming two day old, unrefrigerated floor-pizza as a matter of course

you're a girl, aren't you?

>>726700092

Have you ever sent out cp in a box instead of a cheese pizza?

>>726701607
Even if it's just the three of us that makes it worthwhile.

>>726701828

If I said yes I'd have to show my tits...

so... No.

>>726701754
Yes because I order one pizza that has regular cheese and sauce and an additional one with extra cheese an sauce.

Afterwards I get a food scale and weight them while also taking photographs from several angles to determine the amount of cheese between the two.

>>726701983
Tits or gtfo cunt

>>726701983
so you're a feminine man, gotcha.

>>726701983

haha my wild guess panned out

>>726702051
Or just look at them and determine whether you actually got extra cheese and/or sauce, you fucking moron.

>>726701983
Show tits or i eat my gold fish

>>726701607
I get it because the greentext isn't old but I didn't laugh cause it was only funny the first time around and even then not really

>>726701983
Just because you have a feminine penis doesn't mean you're a female. Faggot

>>726701983
GTFO

>>726702051
You're a special kind of stupid

>>726700092

How frequently do you fuck with peoples food?

>>726702176

There's no such thing as a feminine penis. Gay boy.

>>726700092
Have you ever jizzed (or something similar) in a pizza? Are you planning to do something like that on your last day?

>>726702119
Who the fuck remembers the pizza they got prior to the pizza they have now.

You honestly keep a log of your pizza appearances?

>>726702353

what's similar to jizz?

Why won't those cocksuckers let me put mango habanero sauce on a pizza when I order online? Have to call that shit in every fucking time.

>>726701848
Underrated post

>>726701983
>how to get replies

>>726702051

I admire your autism

>>726702381
I do not, but I can tell the difference between regular and extra cheese/sauce because I'm not a fucking retard. Seriously, it should be illegal to be as fucking stupid as you are.

>>726702426

Jazz?

>>726702440
It deserves an answer

>>726702426
Periods?

>>726700615
For instance, if you ordered anchovies, you definitely got ass crack sweat with that. Spit on A LOT of pizzas. I was 17 and not a very good person.

>>726700092
Is your name nick?

>>726702582

Can you put Jazz on a pizza? and if you can should it only be done by a nigger otherwise it may look like cultural appropriation

>>726702439
Why don't you just order the sauce and put it on afterward.

>>726702497
getting angry over pizza.....

The domino's I go to,all the employees are always stoned.

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why the fuck dont you cucks deliver to my house when its right down the street from you

>>726702645

... and now you're 18 now and so much more wiser and mature.

>>726702809
You misspelled "getting angry over retarded cunts"

>>726702117
like what you cook pizza in

>>726702850
It's my 40th birthday today ;)

>>726702966

good one! I liked that

>>726700871
Just buy regular shit like all dress or something why u gotta make everything over complicated is your name jeremy

>>726702975

happy birthday - you should celebrate with a pizza party, consisting of one cheese pizza and one cheese pizza

>>726703077

yeah, but it only has two syllables - so you pronounce it "Jermy", emphasis on the midpoint between the R and the M

>>726703077
>implying a pizza they have on the fucking menu is not "regular shit"
Seriously, if your job as "pizza maker" is annoying to you, just fucking give up and be homeless.

>>726702839
Because you, you fat fuck should walk there yourself and get it... Fuck how american are you really mate?

>>726701767
>But real food, like pizza you get from a local place, is not safe at all
I'm glad I live in Italy, these pizza horror stories are terrifying.

>>726703462

where in Italy? it's a nice place - I like eating food there

>>726702645
you should be in jail

>>726700092
Is the pizza really worth it?

>I've had it before and I can say no

>>726701452
Pretty much this. There is a window of about an hour that pepperonis are pristine, and easily separable. After this interval from cool to sitting in the "make table", the quality exponentially decreases in terms of their ease of application. They get very greasy, stick together, and don't stack very nicely (here is a technique, almost as if you are grasping a handful of poker chips). They also tend to get folded and stick together.

>>726702657
No but mine is and i work at dominos too.

>>726703703

could I request a single, solid slab of stacked, warm pepperoni in the center of a plain cheese pizza? So I don't inconvenience anybody stationed at the make table? I prefer the toppings to be separated in segregated clusters. I'd like to order this, but I'm worried they'd assume I was prank calling and discretely urinate on my pizza.

>>726701332
I'm the guy who used to work at pizza hutt above. I never understood how their pizza got shit on more than ours. At least they make their dough from scratch. Ours came as frozen disks. Our sauce was made from concentrate; it came in plastic pouches, and we would pour it into a giant bucket and stir in water.

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>>726703438
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>726703798
Nick you're a faggot. And I hate you. You don't know everything and you're a dumbass. Quit acting like you deserve a fucking raise. You can even do inventory right. You piece of shit

>>726704099
James?

>>726701612
>>726701767
>But real food, like pizza you get from a local place, is not safe at all

I eat day old pizza as a matter of course any time I get pizza. Usually one cold slice while I put a second slice in the toaster oven.

>>726704099
I liked it as a kid, with that reading program that rewarded you with pan pizzas.

I think it's garbage now, Papa John's crust is still the worst though.

>>726701166
That sounds like a lot of money in Spain. Nice.

>>726704218
Wrong nick buddy, only been working here for a month.

im from southamerica and lived in usa for about 2 years, usually my orders were like 20-23 bucks and the tip like 2-5 bucks... is that okay? i ordered quite often.. was that a low tip? did i received jizz on my orders for being such a jew? idk how much should i tip, just used the 10% logic

>>726700092
Jenni, Lorna or Olly?

>>726704469
Nice try

>>726704469
Five is very good for that amount. Two is kinda shitty but at least you tipped.

>>726704469

5 bucks on 20? yeah that's generous, bro

>>726700092
Who's the hot blonde in the pic?

>>726704568
Dude. I know of people only getting 75 cents as tip.

>>726703880
Lol just order it the standard way. This guy

>>726702645

Is not the norm in my experience. I worked at a pizza joint in high school and all through college and in that time there was only once or twice I fucked with someone's food (an extremely rude individual, but even so I felt bad afterwards out of principle). I've only seen others fuck with people's food on like 2 or 3 other occasions, and this was after working there for six years.

>>726704627
She looks like white trash, bro. Doesn't look hot at all to me.

>>726700581
That's not a typo, he's the manger, they grow their dairy cows in him.

>>726704627
That's Ranch Dubois

>>726704640
That's awful, man. Those customers should drive their fat asses to the store to get their shit carryout. I don't work in delivery but it's just a matter of decency my dude.

>>726704274
Nope

>>726704316
Ha, I've always thought they had the best overall. Not the biggest fan of their sauce though.

>>726704469
2 bucks is fine. Probably the average. Most of is are just grateful for a tip.

>>726704752
Yeah. It's bullshit.

>>726702645

I also try to ruin other people's food if it turns out that they like food that I don't like. I can't stand other people liking things I don't like, it drives me insane.

>>726704688
All I heard was "legs open easier"

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>>726704688
How about her? Would you bury your face in her fur pie?

lol @ tips

you get a tip for exemplary service, not for doing your job of bringing the food to the door.

>>726704980
If you're too lazy to pick up your own pizza. You could at least give some cash to the people that bring it to you.

>>726704980
Sorry you're a poorfag.

>>726704870
Kek

>>726701032
Kek

>>726705184
>>726705230
samefag

>>726705230
>>726705184
Kek

>>726700092
why can't you spell

>>726700092
Do you have her phone number OP?

>>726704721
Hey ranch dubois

>>726705064
>If you're too lazy to pick up your own pizza. You could at least give some cash to the people that bring it to you.

I paid to have it delivered.

>>726705110
I paid already


for real, if a driver turned up 20mins early or something else above and beyond the service i paid for, they'd get a big tip.

>>726700092
Do people making pizza hate pineapple?

>>726705456
It's gross but no, pined apple is fairly easy to apply.

>>726700092

Give some of the secrets dominos use to give their pizzas flavour/textures?

I don't care about healthiness.

>>726705451
>I paid to have it delivered
It's true. At least at pizza hutt you were charged $2.50 for delivery charge. The driver gets a dollar of this, the remaining goes to the store insuring him. This is why it was nice to get multiple delivery orders on one outing; the orders would mean $3 for leaving the store once.

>>726701006
Girls usually don't do delivery, one they're usually too timid compared to guys when driving and two they're more likely to get fucked over or rolled for whatever they have.

>>726705757
*three orders means $3

>>726700092
>>726701166

Are pizza managers this fucking dumb and can't type properly?

>>726705757
tbh i think the people calling me poor or lazy must have been American, those poor bastard brainwashed in to believing it's the customers job to make their wage above the minimum.

Make your boss pay a real wage.

>>726704980
No you don't.

You get a tip no matter what because your wages are shit.

>>726706056
nah, that's not what a tip is.

>>726706024
Why is this a big deal? You understood what they said. So does that make you stupid too?

>>726706048
Can't. Drumpf is President now.

Do you have any stock options in the company as a manager? I only ask because Dominos stock has increased by 2000% since 2008

>>726704870
Its wasn't like that, fag.
If you get anchovies on your hands you just smell like anchovies now. For the rest of the day. The whole kitchen also smells of disgusting canned fish. So if you like anchovies on your pizza you should make it at home and quit being a lazy fuck.

Where do you work

>>726700092
is it pronounced doh-mih-nos or do-mee-nos?

>>726706108
Yes it is. It's a mere formality now, not a judge of how well the employee is doing.

>>726706186
>an overpayment made as a recognition to those who provide service beyond the expectation.

sorry America doesn't pay their waiters/drivers :(

>>726702286
The little man in the boat disagrees with you.

>>726706276
Yeah it sucks, but until wages go up, tipping is expected. Or don't order from us.

>>726702381
>You honestly keep a log of your pizza appearances?
You honestly don't?!?

>>726706048
But here's the thing: drivers make at least minimum wage; they don't get paid server wages.

Having worked as a cook and driver, I begged the gm to strictly make me a driver. She wouldn't because I was one of the best cooks (lots of lazy trash that worked there). The drivers have it piss easy. All they do is answer phones, do dishes, and deliver pizzas. Half the work of a cook and easily far more pay.

>>726706323
Dude i don't phone America for fast food.

I tip people who go above and beyond at the restaurants i visit; some chick made me a bunch of cocktails the other day that weren't on the menu, I gave her a 20.

>>726700706
>>726700092

Half and half pizzas shouldn't be a thing. If you can't eat a pizza (and don't want to save it) nor want to share it with somebody, get something else or throw the rest out.

>>726706482
Yeah well that's an outdated attitude. This isn't the farking 1970s anymore.

>>726706114
Implying myself stupid from a mere peasant like you just feels like an ant getting buttfucked from Allahs dickhole.

>>726702809
Pizza is serious business motherfucker!

Wars are fought over this shit!

>>726706513
who the fuck made you the judge of that?

>>726700092

Can we have some coupons?

>>726706551
ur mom
Hehe xd

>>726706383
>drivers make at least minimum wage; they don't get paid server wages.

Then they only get a tip for something AWESOME like running over my neighbour as they power slide into my drive.

Or turning up early.

>>726700092
How many Sodi paps did Papa John pay you?

>>726706619
if you don't tip me I'll put sugar in your fucking gas tank

>>726706513
>>726706551
I did. Half and half is an abomination.

>Hi I want my burger half mexican half cheeseburger

>>726706516
I think you have only been to America.

You get a tip for doing more than you're paid to do in the rest of the 1st world.

>>726706688
it's on my drive, i'd see you do it and shoot you.

>>726706711
I think you need to shut up and pay the fucking tip, bitch. Or don't use the service.

>>726706619
>neighbour
State your business leaf

>>726706788
Wait, I was sticking up for the pizza guy. Are you autistic?

>>726706703
/fuckingThread

>>726704947
I'd dive right on in!

Well maybe after she has a shower, but it's not a deal breaker..

>>726706323
You don't want wages to increase. You want "tipped wages" to be abolished. As it should be. Just like adding taxes to the price at the register. They don't do that shit elsewhere. When the sign said 500 yen for katsudon, it cost me 500 yen for katsudon.

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>>726706968
She has vd

>>726701032
Too soon

>>726706909
Or use the service and tip if they go above and beyond like i have for years.
>>726706910
or any other English speaking country that isn't America
>>726706939
you quoted the wrong guy or you are retarded, someone said they would sugar my gas tank for not tipping, i replied I would see them do it as my car is on my drive, then shoot them.

>>726707003
>You don't want wages to increase
yes we do, dipshit
>You want "tipped wages" to be abolished
when they increase wages
servers should be making about $15 dollars an hour
drivers especially need the extra wages to deal with car wear and tear
this is not the 1800s anon
we are the richest society on earth
we need to act like it

>>726707129
why would the car be on your drive? I'm talking about the dipshit in the house who orders and doesn't tip.

>>726707129
>if they go above and beyond like i have for years.
outdated
you sound like my fucking dad

Is your name Thomas?

>>726701533
I've worked for dominos and pizza hut in the UK as a driver, and can confirm offers of weed, beer, and one group even invited me in for a slice and sit down.

>>726707197
I order from pizza place, I don't tip. (unless they go above and beyond).

Now, the guy sees i don't tip him. Sugars my gas tank, the gas tank in my car. the car which is located on my drive(way).

sorry that you thought drive can only mean one thing.

>>726707363
where the fuck do you get weed in the UK? I thought it was so scarce you roll it in with cigs.

>>726707147
>servers should be making about $15 dollars an hour
>unskilled labor

>this is not the 1800s anon
>we are the richest society on earth
>we need to act like it

Then get skilled bitch.

>>726707037
Hmm...

What kind?

>>726707410
We don't tawk like that in the states, m8

>>726707262
lol I work a shit job also, but i get paid a full wage and don't have to beg for tips.

you've let yourself accept a job that doesn't even give you a minimum wage, let alone a living wage and somehow its the customers fault.

>>726707463
Service jobs are skilled.

I know for a fact that if I hired you to be a waiter, you'd be out on your ass one hour into your shift.

>>726700092
hey man send me some free pizza

>>726707510
No I don't. In fact, we just voted as a state to raise our minimum wage to $11 an hour this year, $15 by 2019.

We. WE motherfucker.

>>726707445
one boat ride away from Amsterdam

or Morocco for hash

just because cali weed is better, doesn't mean the best weed from the past is suddenly shit.

>>726707471
you also don't get paid a wage apparently.

>>726707343
Hello newfriend

>>726707608
Not questioning your quality, just availability. You're an Island with people guarding it.

How the fuck do you smuggle that shit back without Customs dogs sniffing your ass?

>>726707655
I get paid well.

I don't work a food service job, but I stick up for those who do. They make their employers shitloads of money. They deserve better than shit wages.

>>726707529
If a black woman can do it, I should have no trouble.

>>726707771
You couldn't do it, faggot.

>>726707809
Yes I could.

Can u work a few more weeks i dont wamt overtime

>>726707844
I wouldn't hire you though.

>>726707848
This is the attitude of the lazy gamer who is not man enough to take care of a single mom like she deserves

>>726707918
I'm a software engineer. I wouldn't apply for such a shit job. It is beneath me.

>>726702582
kek

>>726706703
>Hi I want my drink half martini and half jack and coke

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