So, i touched this thing, and now im in pain, can someone give

>shit quality pic

if that is a "procesonaria" ... you should go and see a doctor right away, your life is in danger.

OP, youre gonna die if you dont go to the hospital within 1h.

It's just a caterpillar. The poison isn't enough to kill a human, it'll go away in a few minutes

>>726696215
RIP

>>726696395
Scientist here, don't listen to this anon, it's really bad, go see a doctor.

>>726696215
Touch it with your dick

Take a better picture. Also, why would you just touch a caterpillar that looks like that? You're probably just going to have a rash and some swelling unless you live in some hellhole like South America or something, then you may want to see a doctor.

>>726696215

it's a Laotian Meat Needle - they administer numbing venom through two forked mandibles, eventually developing into fatal gangrene if left untreated. Just ignore it, you'll be fine.

Other scientist here Anon, do this>>726696479

You're going to die if your mother doesn't respond to this post

>>726696443
>>726696602

scientist here too - listen to these guys, they know

>>726696215
Prepare for necrosis and nerve damage. You are fucked, better kill yourself.

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>>726696503
Im from Brasil...
Muito elbow is like this now,

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>>726696215
DID SOMEBODY SAY...

"QUICK RUNDOWN?"

Well OP as far as I can read you actually should see a doctor

>>726696890
Beija a largata. Tira foto e posta...

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>>726696215
Shit pic but if i had to guess id say it's a Echo Moth Caterpillar (pic for reference.)
Red'ish body fur with black stripes and head. Completely harmless.

>>726697194

>talking about Echo Moth
>posts picture of hipster's face

>>726696215
Put it on your dick and post pics

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>>726696215
Seems a centipede.
Their venom is really nasty, go to see a doctor

>>726697368


that's a nimble navigator, with two curved hollow fangs, which inject paralyzing venom - definitely go see a doctor, op (assuming you're still conscious / reading this)

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>>726697257
Sorry is this better?

>>726696576
Made me google loatian meat needle/10

>>726696215
Caca

>>726697658

beautiful - thanks, anon

>>726697709

did you find anything, bro?

>>726697368

looks very nimble

>>726696576

My sides......

New name for my dick

>>726697898

very high energy

>>726698427

I named mine the Bhutanese Grub Strip

Op here, the back of my neck hurts, im feeling dizzy and i can't breath properly, im in the woods right now so i can't find someone

>>726699473

Raise your feet above your head, make a tube out of your hands, open a slit in the wound region, and ingest the venom with a rhythmic sucking motion until you've cleared your system of toxins. Good luck, anon!

Don't worry about the dizziness thats just your body fighting the venom it's not harmful what you should do is try to get your heart rate up so it fights it faster.

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>>726699473
>im in pain
>im in the woods right now
>im feeling dizzy and i can't breath properly
>rundown
OP discovers exercise.

>>726699473
You have a phone right?
How would you be talking to us otherwise?
Use your phone to call for help if you feel bad after touching a critter.

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This thread is giving me the chuckles

>>726699999

>>726696215
It's an alkaline sting from the hairs on its back. Cover the effected are in vinegar or lemon juice. Something acidic.

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>>726696611

>>726696890
You live in Brazil. You should be lucky you lived this long fgt. Now gky. >>726696817

Haha idiot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/oak_processionary

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>>726699865

>>726699473
That's cool bro

>>726696890
Congratulations you're turning white

>>726696317
Shit this might be it

it's just a fry that got a bit burnt wash alcohol on the spot and take a anti-histamine

>>726696890
Call an ambulance if you want to live

>>726696890
Brazilfag here. You live here and don't know not to touch those fucking things? How old are you, 4?

>>726697641
>Lyrics from shitty dubstep

>>726696215
>I don't know what it is, I think I'll touch it
being this retarded

>>726696890
Calling bullshit simply because how the fuck could you touch that thing on that position of your arm if it's on the floor, you'd have to be some massive sort of fucking moron to do that.

>>726696215
I used to eat those motherfuckers.It will suck but you will live.

OP died

>>726708044
xD

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>>726696215
Mhwahahaahaha stupid human... Now let us consume you and breed like your white women breed with black males.

>>726697658
top kek

>>726696317
you're full of sheets !
that's actually a "traumatopoea", OP will notice it when necrosis will strike.

>>726696215
Yeah that's a great picture for identification

Man, how is it I manage to see at least one thread a week with a person dying in real time here?

At least the Russians haven't taken that from me.

That looks like an asp.

See a doctor,
best case. It will hurt more and more until it stops
Worst case, necrosis sets in and you will decay