What would be the first thing you'd buy if you won the lottery?

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>>726688824
Beauty of old, all the tech of new. Singer fucking 911 in a heartbeat

I'd buy a little bit of land in the Canadian north, a German Shepherd puppy, tools and materials to build a cozy log cabin, a Cessna equipped with cold weather gear and floats, a Mossburg 500 with a healthy supply of shells, and a fuck off huge jamming antenna.

>>726688984
Thats smecksy.

>>726689437
Alone time eh?

>>726688824
Home up north somewhere - Montana, Wyoming, etc. with at least 500 acres.
Another one here, only built to withstand tornadoes.

>>726690150
and nukes

>>726688824
house and land in all first world countries

>>726688824
Very first thing would be a nice steak dinner. After that I'd look into houses in whatever city I felt like living. Probably buy a temp home to live in and build a nice ass one from scratch nearby. Then just focus on building the most badass gaming room imaginable. Just chill after that... maybe before skipping town I'd go pay all my coworkers (like 5 people) 100k each to walk out and never go back. It would be hilarious to watch the panic on my boss' face

>>726688824
An island.

>>726688824
A new asshole, mine has a hole in it.

What about starting a modern fraternal order of knights, raising a private army, and going on a crusade to retake the holy land? I'm talking several hundred to a couple thousand guys with rifles on bikes in kevlar. It'd probably end up looking more Mel Gibson than Pope Urban, but that's the price you have to pay for modernity, I guess.

>>726690472
So, just the US huh?

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>>726688824
a 4chan gold pass so i can shitpost more efficiently

>>726688824
a self-killing device and a ticket to heaven

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This. And, depending on the size of the win, a Range Rover for when I had to carry stuff

The DB11 is not as pretty as the Vantage or DB9, but it's a far, far superior car.

>>726688824
How much we talking?

Well, if literal first things apply
>A plane ticket back to the usa
If thats implyed
>a 72 buick skylark wagon with 454 engine.
Id add an old school blower, vintage red and white paint scheme, pizza dish muscle rims, and id have the back seat moved towards the rear door by 8 inches.

>>726688824
A cheap house in a decent neighborhood. Nothing fancy.

Pay off debt.
Set up a few trust funds.
Retirement planning
Tell no soul.
Continue life if nothing happened.

Spoil myself here and there but no reason to loose myself and claim bankruptcy 6 months later

>>726688824
better pc
real doll

>>726688824
Girlfriend.

>>726691242
>id have the back seat moved towards the rear door by 8 inches.
Why?

>>726688824
I would buy a few hundred acres in Colorado, build me a ranch, grow some sticky pot, and mail order me a blonde, blue eyed Belarusian woman and breed her.

>>726688824
More money

>>726691388
So i can fit a bed riser into the car, from the floor (like a rising table) so i can better fuck my wife in the back. Also, when i sit in the back itll be like having an old time chauffeur.

I would donate all of it to charity

Petrol station

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>>726688824
Mmmmm Alfa

>>726691545
Seeing as everyone is buying cars that get sub 10mpg, this is a wise investment

Buy a ranch in bumfuck rural USA. I don't know what people are always bitching about. I'd love to live a comfy live in the middle of nowhere. Go shooting, hiking etc.

I live in Amsterdam and I fucking hate it.

>>726691471
My name is Charity, want my number?

>>726691631
Amsterdam Germany?

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>>726688824
Excellent taste

Yanaha ARR1250

>>726691656
Are you a man or a girl?

>>726688824
Depends on the sum.

>buy land in a rural area
>build bitchin house
>buy one off road vehicle, one daily, and one sports car
>few motorcycles
>open a small business
>make fixed term deposit with what's left

Taco bell

>>726691670
Wut?

No, Amsterdam Netherlands.

What do you mean Amsterdam Germany, as in a countie called Germany with a city called Amsterdam. Or am I being completely retarded now?

>>726691811
This guy has got it. The only thing id add is a custom boat.

>>726691864
PHAHAAAA

Oh and I would open a bar. I have enough money so don't care if it turns a profit.

Just hire someone to run it and go in myself for a few hours when I get bored to shoot the shit and drink.

>>726691811
>fixed term deposit
Only smart answer ITT

I would buy ads on 4chan to be smiley black kids

Invest it all in sex robot technology.

Hire a japanese team, with filipino builders, and german parts. The ai will be japanese, but coded by an american.

Then i will hire a team to build 6 unique "perfect women" mock ups. The team will get the ideal facial structure of a woman by asking an intensive worldwide study from men and women.

I will a side team do a study of perfect vocal ranges for each geographic region.

Finally, i will add in ability to change parts and functions
>Dont like her eyes? Get some anime eyes
>want a trap? Get a penis add on
>Like furries? Yiff in hell

Finally, i shall give every 1 in 10 away. Just to make sure everyone can enjoy one

>>726691805
Hey if you're gonna donate me all millions of dollars you can call me whatever you want. I do have a dick tho.

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>>726688824
I'd pay off my mom's mortgage and a few loyal friends' as well.
I'd also do a few charitable things I've said I'd do should I win.
>A few people I know would never have to work again, although they'll probably screw it up and end up dead anyway.

Then I'll get a barrel of 23 year Pappy van Winkle and drink myself to death.

Cheers!

Your mom

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Probably a girlfriend

>>726692000
Nice digits, but no lottery yields the budget required

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>pic related
And probably a bunch of other cars
Id probably get a nice house with a five car garage and start collecting new and old super and hyper cars. Maybe have some rebuilt muscle like a Chevelle.
Mainly pic related and probably a Ferrari La ferrari or Porsche 918 Spyder

>>726691864
I think you're getting an example of why you should buy the farm in Russia or Brazil or hell, even Namibia rather than the US.

Anvideo Gts Gtx 7800gtsti titan xtreme gaming

>>726692104
Well, damn it, i could try.

Id get as far as i could and hope someone else would pick up the steam.

The world needs this sex robot.

>>726691631

Y tho, man? I have not lived in the Netherlands, but it was quite chill there when I visited.

Buyout the old house that my father sold up after my mother died; kick everyone out and enjoy hanging onto the only remnants of a past life that he hasn't managed to destroy yet.

:<

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>>726692115
>how to go bankrupt in a month

I'm an /o/fag, moreso than many others, but you should come back down to Earth.

A harem of hookers and cocaine

>>726688824
that bike
and some lessons

Double decker ford F150 boosted

>>726692217
Well i wouldnt spend it all at once. Id probably start a business of sorts and invest the rest in safe investments so I could keep the money rolling

>>726692117
So it wasn't an inside 4chan meme I missed, he thought Amsterdam was in Germany?

Thank fucking god, I was so confused.

battle used colt 1911
battle used luger
All the fun legal full auto guns
>godbless that loophole that make miniguns legal and unclassified under title 3
Abrahms 4 tread and a couple tanker trucks of gas
Ammo
Plot of land (1 acre is fine)

>>726692415
If it was you weren't the only one missing it.

>>726692323
I'd build a few unique cars for myself.

E30 M3 Touring (S54) [non-existant]
Mini Cooper S 1.3 [Full KAD catalogue]
S30 Fairlady [OS Giken Tc24b1-z]
RA28 Celica [1UZFE/3SGTE]
VW Golf Mk1 [ea888 4motion]
Land Rover Defender [Full off road conversion]

>>726692198
Meh difference in taste I guess. Too busy, no interesting nature or landscapes, fucking expensive and a shitload of PC bullshit.

4chan

Before I claimed the money, I would find the cheapest apartment/house/land I could and change my address there. Then I would fill out all the forms with my middle name. That way, after I claimed the money, when people ask me for money, I could say, "No, E Scrooge McDuck from East Deer Tick won the money. I am Ebenezer S McDuck from Metropolis. I don't have any money to give you".

I'd buy the rights to Metal Gear Solid from the Pachinko gang and give them back to Kojima.

>still salty

>>726692217
Celica?

>>726692631
This

Id start stirring shit up like a drunken dictator.

>>726692592
It's as if you're talking about my shithole (Moscow), man... Except for the PC part, I guess.

Am I the only guy who doesn't give a single fuck about cars?

Whenever someone asks what car I want I just say "a red one".

>>726692780
Yes. My dad had a black one when I was a kid.
Faggot sold it.
>they are more rare than Jaguar E Types nowadays
Feelsbadman

>>726692752
but then you'd live in a shitty, high-crime part of town.

>>726692753
Godbless you anon

>>726692826
Nah, you're just a fag

>>726692836
Damn, always thought they were pretty cool looking.

An ass hat like u, fag.

>>726691268
Exactly this.

>>726691018
lel

the irony is

if you won the lottery

you wouldn't be on 4 chan

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>>726692631
>mfw any sjw with enough money could buy 4chin and shut it down because muh feels
>mfw G00K would hand it over no fucks given

>>726692878
That's mean anon. I have other manly man interests.

>inb4 "yeah other men"

>>726688824
I'd probably buy some land and a semi decent house, give 30ish% to my parents, buy a shit ton of pot seeds and have my own plantation for recreation

aw dammit

>>726692988
that's because its a massive data mining website now.

Fucking dumbasses

>>726692986

Bullshit. Having a shitton of money wouldn't make me suddenly not like doing the things I like doing. I would just be able to do more of the things I like and try new things. And most importantly, not work!

>>726693032
You mean this ISNT a serbian goat racing forum?

I'd get the longest yeah boi ever kid to fly to my house and annoy everyone.

>yeeeeeaaaaaaah

>booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>726688824
Some concrete for my driveway

>>726693032
I'm just here because h8 chon is slow in the morning
>implying jim and h8 chon aren't data mining
I have to shitpost somewhere

Invest it all in bitcoin and crash the market so hard it never recovers

>>726692986
Hahaha speak for yourself new fag
>different anon
I come here specifically because While I'm capable of blending into public, their sense of everything is bland.

>>726693094
I believe you mean cambodian cave drawing web forum

>>726688824
Pay lords of acid and aqua to do a cross over album

>>726693006
Yeah, other men!

>>726693145
Shit, well, any idea on who i should bet on in the 5th? Muhammads Lover seems fixed to win, but Shepards Secret Fleshlight has been doing good

My dad a hearing aid

Buy every seat at a Justin Bieber concert and it right infront of him and give absolutely no reaction to anything he does.

That and hire someone to follow me around playing custom theme music. He would enter every place before me to announce my arrival with my very own boss theme.

>>726693335
This is not a feels thread

>>726688824
A kidney

I'd start building a house in a nice part of town. Nothing big, in fact I would like it to be on the small side. Nice backyard, and small courtyard with nice gardens, and a garage with heated floors. I'd want to construct it like a square with another square out of the middle where the courtyard would be and walled by glass with 4 entrances to each side of the house so you could get to any part of the house quickly. Obviously, a cutting edge security system would be installed.

While all this was getting built, I'd leave the country and travel to several different places. I wouldn't buy too much material possessions, but you bet I would treat myself to some wonderful world-class food and high-class escorts.

A house. Anyone saying otherwise is stupid

I would build aid shelters for wartorn muslims and then poison them en masse.

>>726688824
own island

>>726692753
a hero we need but do not deserve

>>726688824
A car

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>>726688824

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>>726693666

>>726688824
I would fill my gasoline tank.

>>726688824
Make a video how I burn everything and make provit on YouTube views

>>726694055
That Gangnam style faggot must be set for 4 lifetimes.

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I'm using this pic alot lately

>>726693649
I guarantee you'd buy something before you bought a house.

>>726695006
Land

>>726692053
here, here.
I like that

>>726688824

1. Pay off mortgage
2. Pay off car
3. Pay off credit card
4. Buy a new oven

That model Dean Winchester from Supernatural owns.

>>726695083
I guarantee you'd buy something before you bought land.

>>726688824
pc
then a house

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>>726692753
Sins of Konami

>Hideo Kojima
A visionary robbed of his series
>David Hayter
An actor depraved of his role
>Konami
Shadow of its former self
>FOX
Engine cursed by its fate
>Phantom Pain
Disappointment living a lie
>Metal Gear
Franchise without a future
>The fans
Those who do not exist

>There is only room for one Snake, and one Boss...
>Thank you.

>>726696256
Is Phantom Pain not good?

>>726696515
The core gameplay is by far the peak of the series.

But it's odd. Snake used to be charismatic and likeable, now he has a thousand yard stare. Plus it's unfinished.

>>726688824
Three door Panda Trueno AE86 with bucket seats, black RS Watanabe eight spoke F8s, tinted windows, carbon hood, Fujiwara Tofu decals, and 4A-GELU engine.

>>726696650
>Not a 3SGTE BEAMS 6spd swap

Stop watching inisharu di

>>726696775
Why would I intentionally ruin the authenticity of my ride?

MG Sazabi Ver Ka, MG Nu Gundam Ver Ka. Pick up some rare games I wanted, help my folks pay off land taxes and such.Probably save the rest, because I live a pretty modest NEET life.

>>726688824
A decent house and a vmax

>>726695006
Yeah, I'd probably get some gas first

>>726696986
>shitty corrola
>authenticity

3SGTE BEAMS, Levin coupe on TE37 with TRD body.

>>726688824
Really depends on how much, but if it's an insane amount then -
A financial + legal team so i don't end up broke a few years later like a lot of lottery winners do.

An MV augusta brutale. More expensive to repair than a ducati, but less likely to need repair.

>>726697247
I have a Benelli Tnt 1150

It was either the MV or Ben.

a 3d printer, tools and some raw materials. Gotta build stuff.

>>726697176
If you were going to suck this many dicks, why didn't you go all out and just tell me to buy a GT86? Would have saved us both a lot of trouble. I'm telling you that if I had the money, I'd blow some of it making an authentic Initial D 86 replica. Why is this so hard to understand?

I would buy shares

>>726688824
A girlfriend.

Lets say the Lottery is The 15 Million Powerball Id
Buy 2 HSV GTSR W1's for investment purposes (prices will only go up on these)
Buy a holiday home in Nz
Pay off my mortgage
and then bank the rest and not touch it
id Continue working though

>>726688824
A rope

>>726697567
Do you hate money that much?

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>>726697585
Forgot the Image

>>726688824
A temporary place of residence i would disclose to no one esepcially my family and relatives.
Second would be a nice and private bit of sizable property.

>>726693666
Satan always up in the good gigs

I would invest all my lottery gain into drugs hoes and booze. Nothing fancy here i make sure my sexlife is fullfilled with the hottiest asian chicks i can grasp. Probably would move to east asia aswell and become a porn producer

How do you like my idea anons?

>>726697504
Because you can't deliver tofu without spilling water in a GT86. Also it can't do the gutter run.

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>>726697651
>Holden will never produce any more vehicles

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>>726697897
Finally something we can agree on

I would try to locate, then if possible, buy a Lamborghini Diablo.

>>726698071
>Diablo
You would wrap it around a pole during the first corner.
Diablo is my favourite, but Murcielago is oh so much more elegant.