I came from the future, any questions? >pic not related

Do you like grapes?

Who will lose to trump in 2020?

>>726687290
Sort of

Prove it u futurefag

>>726687320
Okay man, thanks

>>726687205

I really like this image. Do you mind if I save it?

>>726687315
That's classified

>>726687328
I'm not allowed to show any evidence that could cause some paradox at this time point though, I can tell you the basic theory of time travel

>>726687355
You're welcome

>>726687358
Go ahead

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>>726687205
I have always wondered where is this picture taken from. Obviously Japan but i would like to know more precisely...

>>726688003
That's classified

>>726687205
how long til 4chan dies

>>726688154
That's classified

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>>726687205
When will the Detroit Lions make it to the Super Bowl?

>>726688241
I'm not into rugby but I think it'll never make it

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>>726688292

>>726688463
But it's true, even autists can tell

>>726687205
have sandnigger become extinct

>>726687388
Nice AMA if you cant tell a shit, man. Try to tell me the basics

What is the global population and what changed? Compared to the time you are from

>>726688632
Not at all, they are expected to beat any race in population in the near future

>>726688720
are you retarded? GTFO and back to your shit teir universe.
Pro tip you are only traveling to different dimensions not time traveling.

>>726688659
Here goes
First you have to understand how this time-space works
Maybe you think our world is continuous though, it's not true
In fact this world is discret to tell the truth
Imagine a book that has many pages in it, now the pages are the places we exist, we call them time plains
Basically you can't go onto another plains from yours, you're fixed on the one plain
time travel means going through these pages using special technology
that's pretty much it

>>726688709
It's been increasing in our future too

>>726687205
>implying that time exists
Kill yourself faggot

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>>726687205

Through the power of both Science and Satan, do we manage to resurrect Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold?

>>726689062
Maybe you could say so

>>726689204
It does, of course our interpretation isn't the absolute one though

>>726689239
Not likely, even in a million years

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>>726689325

Dang.

#RipThe90'sKids

Have we killed all the niggers yet?

>>726689424
Not yet

>>726687205
What year you came from? Need to know.

How long for the sand niggers to take over the west?

>>726689501
Roughly 10 years from now

>>726689515
We still don't know when exactly that'll happen

>>726687358
bangnana

Does Justin Trudeau get elected for another term in Canada?

>>726689685
That's classified

>>726687205
How are you posting in our now?
Did you travel through time yourself?
Also, why do this on /b/?

>>726690100
Through a device from this age
Yes, of course I have
Because I'm on duty to gather info about a girl at this time point

I can't believe you traveled from [no data] back to 2017 just to shitpost on the last living year of this shitty site.

Dr. [no data] will be pissed if you don't return to [no data] inmediately, you know how dangerous time travel is, we haven't worked so hard so you can risk the future of these people with your childish bullshit.

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>>726687205
Have the Bogdanoffs restored earth to it's true glory?

>>726690358
I'm officially sent to this age after receiving the order from my superior, so that can't be true...

>>726690387
I'm not into the movie

>>726689125
But every page of this book is an exact part of time, like page 250 is year 1500 and page 700 is now? Or every page is a reality, another dimension, if you know what I mean?

>>726689125
Can we switch to a better book?
Like Song of Ice & Fire? The one with Craster?
I want a setup like his...

when will the next half life will be released?

will bloodborne and nioh come to PC?

>>726690521
Every page has its own time point, in other words, all the moments exist at the same time, parallel worlds don't exist

>>726690555
You can't because other books don't exist in the first place
maybe you could fix some of the pages though...

>>726690622
Dunno

>>726687205
inmortality... inmortality?

>>726690622
OP here, Half Life 3 will hit the shelves September 13 2022 after a retro gaming explosions revives the concept and it will first be released on the Wii X

and no

>>726687205
Where on the autistic spectrum are you?

>>726687205
genocides of faggots?

>>726690633

So you say that the page 250 in 1500 is existing right now, like things are happening in 1500 right now?

>>726690670

And how can you fix things in the pages if everything is going on as one, at the same time? You wouldnt notice a shit in your time if you change other pages

>>726690486
There's not such order.

We detected an anomaly comming from the time travel device designated [no data], the high command send me here to look for any rouge leaks, now that I know it's you its time for us to go back to [no data] right now before anything bad happens, you know very well this period was critical for all of our achievments.
I'll be waiting for you at [no data], you have 1 hour, don't make me trace you.

>>726688003
Fusa

>>726690743
Nah, impossible

>>726690763
Liar

>>726690768
Maybe I'm making you freak out, it's only natural though...
but it's not like you have to believe me, don't worry

>>726690777
Good trips

>>726690868
All the moments both in the past and in the future exist in the book all along
Fixing a page is possible by employing special methods, but it's pretty dangerous because one little change to a page could result into a catastrophic incident in far future

will detective conan end?

When do the real americans kill all the trump voters?

>>726690925
Still I'm not sure if you're legit...

>>726691128
Dunno

>>726691139
Not happening

>>726690205
Now I know you're a liar.
There are no girls on /b/

>>726691232
But I'm an outsider so...

>>726690925
>rouge leaks
>in the future, idiots still can't spell rogue
Yep, it's grim.

May I ask for more information on your mission?

>>726691505
What do you wanna know?

>>726690964
??

>>726687358
>I really like this image
freud says you are faggot, by the pic

>>726691549
The girl we seem to be looking for.

>>726687205
What industry is gonna be the most successful in 15 years

>>726691781
Ok, there're tons of classified info about her so it could sound a little weird though...
First of all, she's the center of this world, the possibility of complete destruction of the world, world's end itself

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>>726687205
tell me the lottery numbers from the next week pls

>>726687205
What's the name of the next nintendo console after nintendo switch?

>>726691160
>Not happening

wrong. sad.

>>726687205

Where did your Jizz land ?

>>726691839
That won't change so much, it looks as it does today

>>726691890
Dunno, and illegal

>>726691941
That's classified

>>726691959

How can you be so sure?

>>726692050
What are you talking about?

Do toilets still work the same?
How's future sex?

In what year will Islam the cancerous religion be finally eradicated from this bastard planet.

>>726692253
Toilets are pretty much like the ones from this age
And that doesn't change either

>>726692342
Never I guess
It's been expected to be the most popular religion in the future though

>>726687205
when does drumpf finally get impeached?

>>726692623
That's classified

>>726691889
I'm aware. I'm her husband apparently. Not quite sure why or how, I've never met her.

>>726691889

let's hear more

>>726692687
But..., erm..., it can't be..., if so, we're in trouble...

>>726692731
About three years ago, I mean three years ago in this this age, a massive time vibration was observed, it's so huge that it was seen even from our future, and in the center of this phenomenon was her

>>726693037
Yeah we are in trouble. Apparently me not meeting her has caused a rip in the space time continuum. I think I need to go back in time to meet her or forward or who knows what the fuck. All I know is it led me to a point of such uncertainty that I am both dead and alive, and somehow it's fucking with the "fabric"

>>726693037
have you already given up any info on her, name , age, profession, country , etc.

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>>726687205
If you're really from the future:
"What can the guardian do?"

>>726693196
Sounds a little weird to me..., not offence but can you prove the story is true?

>>726693228
She's like 16, highschooler, Japanesn

>>726693329
Guardians?

>>726693422
Well, it all started with some crazy memory lapses not too long ago. I've had weird abilities since I was a child, and as of the past few weeks, I've been having memories and dreams and hallucinations and premonitions that exceed anything I've ever observed. According to "them", they are memories leaking from other realities into this one. Apparently me not meeting her has led to a state of such uncertainty that I ended up in a hospital that I was supposed to die in... but by not dying, I've somehow become a "glitch." I think I need to go back in time and marry her.

>>726693422
Well fuck that I'm not marrying no 16 year old. Jesus though, it would explain my odd affinity for the Japanese language, despite my distaste for the culture.

>>726693802
you fuckin weeb

>>726691086
>All the moments both in the past and in the future exist in the book all along
>Fixing a page is possible by employing special methods, but it's pretty dangerous because one little change to a page could result into a catastrophic incident in far future

How can everything be set, yet QM consistently shatters any hope of ever getting any deterministic interpretation, while showing it is able to accurately describe more and more phenomena?

>>726693704
Very interesting, I'll report it back to my superior in case, does it work for now?

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>>726687205
Who wins Super Bowl 52? I want to make a lot of money on a future bet

>>726693422
Quick question... by chance did this "resonance cascade" start by somebody reliving their own memories in an Animus-esque device? If so, you need to start spilling some beans so we can fix this shit.

>>726687205
In the future, how would you expect someone from the future to prove it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnxO75bO3E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBeKqvROZs

>>726693933
I think you're confusing space-time with time-passage, the multiverse theory is based on space-time.

>>726687205
from how far into the future are you?

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will germany attack russia?

>>726691086
>trips
gottcha fag, you're not the future, you wouldn't know about checking.

>>726693933
I'm not an engineer so...

>>726693959
That's classified and illegal

>>726693970
That's classified, I won't tell anything that could cause any dangerous events

>>726694009
Dunno

>>726694253
>Dunno
Moshi moshi, Baito desu.
Anon pls.

>>726691889
cash me outside?

>>726694170
About 10 years in the future

>>726694202
That's classified

>>726694232
I often posted here 10 years ago

>>726694329
Do you still jack off to traps in the future?

>>726694305
What is it?

>>726694313
What?

>>726694384
Not even once

>>726694400
>I don't know how I'd expect someone from the future to prove they're from the future
>just trust me guys, it's legit this time

What should I invest in?

>>726687205
OP I can see that you will not answer certain questioons for fear of it changing future events, however, im skeptical.

Can you tell me when the next solar weather event will be?

Obivously there is no possible way for that to alter anything.

>>726694490
But it is, did you read the post where I explained the basic theory of time travel from earlier?

>>726694542
That's classified though, I'd say (YOU)

>>726694561
How can you be so sure?
Of course changing phenomena of that magnitude would need many efforts but still it's not impossible, so answering that question won't get us anywhere

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqws3z-eqB4

>>726694619
That's literally just the theory of wormhole travel with an extra dimension. What's so special about it?
Is time travel backwards public?

>>726694253
Bullshit it's classified. I am the dangerous event right now. Apparently about 10 years in the future I relived my own memories, causing future me and past me to wake up in eachother's realities. Apparently I was trying to kill myself, but by getting past me to kill myself, I would've destroyed the fabric. So now I'm stuck here and I'm really fucking confused. I'm about 99% certain I need to be sent 5-10 years into the future to protect this consensus reality we live in, because I've somehow managed to make it my own reality by way of complete and total uncertainty.

have you ever gone back in time to suck your own dick?

>>726694711
Changing a phenomena of that magnitude? Are you serious? I'm simply asking if you can tell when the next solar event will be. As they are unpredictable, and if by telling me when it will happen STOPS A FUCKING SOLAR EVENT holy shit you got bigger problems than some girl

>>726694846

where dis? japan?

>>726694771
Nothing special about the theory itself
Time travl isn't public, only some groups can go in time

Did you come back to find your boyfriend?

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>>726690387
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>726694773
too long didn't read

>>726694855
I'm female anyway

>>726694893
It's natur natural for you to think like that
It's just her existence is way too special and dangerous, some groups consider her as god really
Her power is omnipotent

>>726694965
No, I'm here to save the future

>>726687205
Name?
What Year are you from
Is the Future considered better or worse than this time?

>>726694910
The theory will never become admitted nor will it ever be publicly available. The problem with backwards time travel is that you either cause a different multiverse just by being here or you fuck up your own timeline if you do something "significant enough". How would you know what's significant enough in order to not do anything to that level?

>>726695263
I wanna remain anonymous, sorry
From 10 years in the future
I don't know, it's in for the world's end though

>>726687205
WHY U R FAGGYT

>>726695176
Too long didn't read? Well, have fun with that. Because if I die, so does your future. You included.

>>726687205
Lets see if you're legit.

Answer the following in any way you prefer.

Do you know the fri-dreah?

If you know, then you know. If not, then I suggest you stop playing make believe.

>>726687205
Does Shia put his flag back up? If so where will it be next?

Do you own IBM 5100, where did you buy it?

>>726695367
We have to rely on experiences at this point

>>726695412
I won't let it happen, no matter what

>>726695440
You can't be the one who judge if I'm legit when you can't prove you're legit right?

>>726695510
That's classified

>>726695582
One of the old type time traveling device I guess, I've heard of that though

>>726695714
Too late. I either get sent into a future time line where I belong, or this reality crumbles. The earth ends if I stay in this timeline. That being said, if you wish to not believe me, I'm not too concerned. I've basically woken up in a simulation where I can control my surroundings with nothing but my mind. I can live here comfortably for as long as I wish. I'm more concerned with the future of the planet though.

>>726687205
Do you think isreal will stop bombarding novo eurabia with genetically modified ebola anytime soon?

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>>726694909

nishinomiya kita high school

>>726695950
If you really mean it, then I don't have any choice but to resort to that..., I hate it though...

>>726696097
Not likely

>>726696132
Resort to what? You better not say killing me. The last person that tried to kill me shot 7 rounds and missed each one. The simulation will protect me from death regardless. However if you mean send me to the future then yeah. Please do. Because the longer I stay here, the more desynchronized I become. It's literally like I've broken the fourth wall. It could make for a real awesome Deadpool-esque vigilante life, but I'd rather just have it fixed.

>>726687205
So what's happened after 10 years? Is there flying cars? Or even artificial intelligence bot that can brew beer? Wot? Tell us something about your timeline.

>>726690925
Rouge leaks. So...red face makeup dribbling everywhere. Okay.

>>726696304
One of my friends happen to be an alien really, and she's an expert on data alteration, so...

>>726696436
Any of those things haven't appeared yet

I'm leaving now, thanks for all the info
Bye bye

>>726696721
There's no need to alter data. The Guardian of time is protecting my life... if you think your will supercedes his then I feel very sorry for you. It'd be best to just send me into the future. Because no data regarding me can be altered in this time line by anyone but me, due to recent turns of events.

>>726697488
P.S.: If yall get me and bring me forward, after that time travel needs to end. Because you idiot mortals fucking with time travel is what created this mess in th first place. You engineered time travel, and time travel reverse engineered me to reverse engineer time travel to engineer the solution.

It's like you guys thought you were above the butterfly effect... dumbasses.

dats klasified xdxdxd im trolling tho i aint got no imagination l000l n00000bsssssssssssss

>>726697833
Butthurt?

>>726687205
Are there no faggots in the future that u had to come to the past to suck cock?

>>726687205
No you didn't. Because you wouldn't have access to a computer unless you somehow had tons of money to buy a place to live. Internet and a pc.

>>726697927
No, you?

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Prove you're from the future.

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>>726687205
Have Europe become dark in the future?

>>726687205
The future? I was under the impression we didn't have one of those.

>>726687205
>I came from the future, any questions?
Why are you still a faggot op?

>>726687205
Is there nigger faggots in the future

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Is OP a faggot?

>>726687205
Has islam taken over the world? Did we loose the war?

>>726699903
Why yes. Yes he is!

>>726691889
Kim Kardashian? Miley Cyrus?

>>726687205
Since you are from 10 years. Tell m some thinks futurenigger
>is the new IT movie good?
>Is the Dark Tower movie good? Do they make more?
>What happens in the next Star Wars movies?