Ask a firefighter things

>>726679773
Do you get into fights with cops?

Also
>most dangerous fire you've experienced
>stupidest call you've received

you ever wonder what it would be like, fighting water with fire?

>>726679773
>at taco bell
Chicken? Beef? Or Steak?

>>726679832

No, cops and firefighters in Houston have a pretty close relationship. We rely on each other a lot, so we tend to get along well.

Most dangerous: two story housefire, beam and block construction, fire under the house, 1st floor, and 2nd floor. Tried to attack it, but fire had eaten through the floor, so floorboards burned through and was spraying above, below, and on same level. Eventually had to back out.

Stupidest: you can't even imagine. Period cramps? "Smell of gas" from a gas can in the garage? People are retarded.

>>726679844
With enough fire, could be effective.

>>726680056

Chicken, don't trust any kind of beef there.

>>726680174
thank you kinda anon. This information will go towards my goal of bettering earth

>>726679773
did you ever taste fire and what is your favourite taste

>>726679773
can jetfuel melt dem steelbeams?

I have to go do a thing, anons... back in a bit, but I won't be able to reply for a little bit.

>>726680350
Make a photo of your shit

when you lift a cold dead lifeless body of a 14 year old from a car wreck do you graze your hands across her tits?

>>726680127
Oh shit, that's what's up.

Damn, seen anyone die on the job?

>>726679773
Any injuries? Saddest moments?

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>>726679773
wildfires

A man infuriated with you has become engulfed in flames and comes at you aggressively. Do you fight the fire or the man?

1. How often do you go to car crash scenes with people mangled/ metal through them.

2. Were you always a firefighter? (ex army/ mechanic as past jobs)

3. What are the fitness requirements and mental requirements to enter the fire department in your state?

How does it feel knowing you sit on your fat ass for hours on end while Police Officer are the real men of this nation and do the work you're too afraid to?

>>726681854
You know that cops also sit on their fat asses on a cop car.

What are your thoughts about cellphones ringing when people are talking?

What are your thoughts of a date using a cellphone tot ext her friends whilst on a date?

>>726680884

well... its the best time, she ain't gonna care. dead bodies don't have rights. its basically an object at that point. it isn't like god is watching because he doesn't exist... I mean if our heroes can't touch a tit once in awhile... I mean your job is rough enough... and if one tity is gonna make your life better... why not?

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>>726680327
This OP

I live in Katy
How do you become a firefighter?

Is it true Texas boy love the cock?

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>>726682394
No nigger

Worst and/or scariest thing that's happened to you while working?

Why didnt dad come back?

>>726680327
>>726682249
>LELE MEME BEAM MELT LE MEME

>>>/reddit/

>>726680327
steel doesnt have to melt to lose much of its strenght and just break.

>>726679773
would you rather lick the sweaty soles of Jessica Simpsons feet or take a 5 Mississippi second inhale from Shakira's butthole

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Used to live in the galleria area, if I recall station 3 responded when I set my room on fire as a kid. Thanks in general.

>>726680441
like... literally of my shit?

>>726680600
no, that's pretty weird

>>726680718
like coworkers? No, not personally. But HFD tends to kill a lot of firefighters, so that's a thing.

>>726680848
I've not been injured on the job, thankfully. Saddest: I'm empathetic as hell, so pretty much every time I'm around family of dead people it hurts.

>>726680973
Not so much in Houston

>>726681309
1) not as often as you think, each station only covers a few square miles

2) Nope. Before FD, did something like polar opposite. Won't say more because I know the power of /b.

3) fitness, meh. Been relaxed in recent years to increase diversity. Mental, meh, stupid polygraph with police that was stupid.

>>726681854
Meh. Not fat, and I love an respect the police I work with. We worth with a lot of the same people, so not really sure what you're talking about.

>>726682207
1. um... like... ever? idk cell phones ring sometimes
2. Dealbreaker unless I super want to have sex with her

>>726682307
Apply. Ain't too hard. Probably better pay if you work for Katy or one of the other suburban FDs though

>>726682394
Some of them, definitely. People should like cocks or vaginas as it pleases them.

>>726682687
Scariest: see above reply about the fire. Worst... idk, dead kids probably, that always sucks.

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>>726682817
Meme/reddit? nigger that's been going on before your balls even dropped.

Look who showing his true colors

>>726682740
because he's smart

>>726683075
Yep, that would be 3's.

Extra credit if anybody can answer why firefighters usually respond to their stations as plural (3's, etc)

>>726682152
They are in the shit. They seek violence and people shoot at them. You wait for shit to happen. How does it feel? Throw all that money away and what kind of man are you? Some bitch made gardener

>>726683282
Idk, because they have multiple trucks?

Also, any good stories dealing with the beaners and hoodrats? cant imagine what the south side must be like for public services

>>726680327
jet fuel is basically kerosene. kerosene doesnt burn hot enough to melt steel.

>>726679773
ever get interrupted during your "Private time" by a call?

>>726680327
No but it can dissolve it.

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>>726679773
how many fires have you started yourself, then called them in?

>>726683294
People shoot at cops a lot less frequently than firefighters go into buildings that are on fire.

Both suck, both can kill you, I think you should respect both. I'm glad people usually don't shoot at me. Cops tend to say they're glad they don't have to go into buildings that are on fire.

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Have you done your part to eradicate unsafe 'DIY' spaces?

>>726679773
Why yall guys always starting the fires

>>726683456

I don't get "private time" because I work in a big city. I masturbate A LOT, and I can say that I've never jacked off on duty not for moral reasons, but because I'm usually busy doing shit.

>>726683462
None, because I don't work for a rural dept full of woowoos with nothing else to do.

>>726679773
How many time have you watched Backdraft?

>>726679773
are you paid?
are their any volunteers firefighters in Houston?
forest fires, grass fires, house fires?

>>726683028
answer the question op

>>726683669
A few times, which is a few more than I'm glad to have watched it. It's such a shitty movie, but there are a few good quotable lines.

>>726683671
Yes, career/salary/benefits etc.

Forests mostly don't exist inside Houston, lots of minor grass fires, lots of house fires.

>>726683728
Sorry missed that one.

Lick J Simpson for sure, just so I could say I licked Jessica SImpson.

Do you get a sensible chuckle thinking about Fahrenheit 451?

>>726683757
You go we go!

>>726683873
Not about firefighting.... but it's a good book. I read a lot, and vehemently oppose censorship.

>>726683905
hahahah this guy knows

>>726683905

>>726679773

do you lick butt hole when a chick asks?

>>726684492

Never have, but I might, depending on circumstance.

do you fight fire ?

>>726684647
sometimes.

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Pro tip:

a semi trailer is not the road, do not drive there

>>726684588
yea growing up it was always common knowledge never go ass to mouth, I dunno about this new generation these days

>>726684764
Who do you scrape more of off of 610: rich douches going too fast, drunks, or illegal aliens with no license

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>>726684856
lol. All of the above.

If OP is still here. I'm an 18YO senior and the little kid inside me has always wanted to be a fire fighter. How much have you committed to this life style and was it worth?

>>726684996

It's fucking great, but you need to be mentally able to deal with some shit.

Feeling fire on you sucks. Trying to save somebody who is dying sucks. Dealing with family of somebody who died sucks.

Most people can't deal with one or more of those things.

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also, try to keeps your car where it is supposed to go

>>726685232
https://youtu.be/eOUWMUBMvLA
Remember this?

>>726685290
yeah that was AWESOME. That dude deserves a ton of credit for getting down to the next balcony like he did, that ain't easy. And ladder 18 did an awesome fucking job going to get him at huge risk to themselves.

/not me tho

>>726685232
thats why you should touch some titties

This thread reminds me of the car accidents EVERY day on the 610/59 exchange in Bellaire. Fuckin people don't use their mirrors/that shit was poorly thought out

>>726679773
have you consciously ever let someone die?

>>726679773
hamburgers or hotdogs?

>>726685628
only if they are a family that doesn't make a yearly donation to the fire hall

ugh where the cops at? I want to ask cops questions not a firefighter!

>>726685535

I try to do so as often as possible.

>>726685628
No, of course not. I've been around people that are dying regardless what I do, but I do anything and everything to try to save anybody with a chance.

>>726685659
Hamagurs.

Is the firefighter 'lifestyle' a thing?

Also, ever fucked any chicks in the station or in/on apparatus?

>>726685712
WTF is a fire hall, and how can we also get donations?

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>>726679773

Ever considered raping charred corpses and them making a sammich with the medium rare bits?

>>726685767

>Is the firefighter 'lifestyle' a thing?

I don't know that that means

>Also, ever fucked any chicks in the station or in/on apparatus?

Sadly no, but it's a bucket list item...

>>726685840
No, but now that you mention it...

>>726685757
How big is your wiener? What's your favorite film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Any Netflix recommendations? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? What is the difference between existing and living? Opinion on the Pakistan India conflict? I'm from Fort Worth. What's your opinion of my city? Are their a ton of niggers in Houston? I already know their are tho.

>>726685757
Ok say someone is trapped in a burning building, there is a chance that if you risk your life and run in to save them you can get them out, and also a chance that you will die. What option do you take?

>>726681124
These are the questions.

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>>726679773
why do people look like niggers when they get burnt all over their body?

If you're rushing to a fire and you accidentally run over a man crossing the street do you stop to help the man or keep on going to your designated location?

ever get bored n start a fire so you guys have something to do?

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>>726685892
Not OP, but Houstonian.
We have plenty of niggers, but they're fairly contained in the ghettos around the city. Also spics, gooks, arabs and pretty much anything else you can think of.
Pic related

>ft. Worth is too close to Dallas

>>726685950
Did you just ask OP if he's a firefighter?

>>726679773
>firefighter
>Houston

You work with Bruce W. bro? He still around?

>>726685892
ohgoddammit

>How big is your wiener?
Pretty ok

>What's your favorite film?
Snatch

> Fav animated series?
Venture Bros

>Fav ice cream flavor
Blue Bell Icr cream cone

>Fav food
Nachos

>Fav band
Amon Amarth

>Fav youtuber
TeamFourStar

>Any Netflix recommendations
Trinity and Beyond

>Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina?
Shaved lips, furry top

>On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance?
6

>What is the difference between existing and living?
Conscious effort at in the moment happiness

> Opinion on the Pakistan India conflict?
Don't know enough to comment, but it's probably for stupid reasons

>I'm from Fort Worth. What's your opinion of my city?
It's gotten much cooler in recent years

>Are their a ton of niggers in Houston?
You use a term that is surely hurtful to black people, so you're probably an asshole... but if you're asking if there are a lot of black folks in Houston, yes--it's one of the most diverse and integrated cities in the USA.

>>726680327
Was on mythbusters
It ver easily can

>>726679773
I hate Houston soooooo bad.
Humble can suck my dick

>>726679773
Have you used therm "i'm a fire fighter" to get laid?

if trips set fire to your injun

If the only thing I know is that I know nothing, do I know something?

If I want to get home from work, I must first go half-way home, then half of the half, then half of that half, and so on. Can I ever get home from work?

If my goal was to fail, and I failed, did I succeed or fail?

Who decides what morality is?

>>726686316
I have and im not even a fire fighter

>>726685950
That literally describes what I do for a living.

>>726685951
Missed this one. Answer: Pee on him with a powerful stream.

>>726686035
I would stop both out of protocol and human decency.

>>726686119
No, but that does happen--especially in rural areas among folks who were rejected from fire departments.

>>726686203
Yes, still around, he's a good dude.

>>726686249
>You use a term that is surely hurtful to black people, so you're probably an asshole... but if you're asking if there are a lot of black folks in Houston, yes--it's one of the most diverse and integrated cities in the USA.

ok time to move to Austin with all the other lib-fag-autists

>>726686439
>Yes, still around, he's a good dude.
Good to hear. I knew him back around when he was doing SAR in Katrina, he took it pretty hard. But he's a trooper.

>>726686528
Why don't you suck Bruce W's dick while you're at it faggit. Get off his nuts and ask OP some real questions.

>>726686316
Not those words, but being a firefighter has definitely gotten me laid.

>>726686347
1) Semantics is fun, but you're an idiot
2) Continually halving a whole number will never get you to zero
3) If you failed at failing, then you failed at trying to fail... come on bro, words aren't that hard.
4) Everybody has opinions on what is moral. There exists no objective morality.

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>>726679773
Did you ever see a charred body?

>>726686587
You say it like that but every man has his price.

>>726686644

SMH

>>726679773
Have you been in situation when you are trapped inside building?

>>726686641
Hypothetically if the man who raped your mom and murdered your sister was dying and only you could save him would you?

Ever banger Latina chicks? Asian chicks? Black chicks? Middle Eastern chicks? If so which one was your fav?

>>726686794

No, I've always had a way out when needed, thankfully.

>>726686810
!) no, I'd happily stab him and or choke him to death, etc

2) Latina - yes, Asian - yes, Black - yes, Middle eastern - yes; Asian = best nipples, but Latina was best in bed

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>>726679773
What's up fellow fire fighter faggot

>>726686928

Drunk and up too late.

You?

idk how to work this site
im pretty lost

>>726687017

It's dark and full of terrors

im coming from hdl sooo

>>726679773

How do you go along with Waterfighters ?

>>726687126

Houston Dick Lickers?

>>726687146
Bad.

They fight what I need.

There are many deaths in our ever-raging battle.

>>726679773
If fire needs oxygen just like humans, why do we fight?

>>726687219

One of us must come out on top. It's a fight to the death, bruh

>>726687282
Fair enough, water warrior.

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>>726687146

KNOW YOUR ENNEMY

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>>726687146

Have you ever seen air/smoke sucked under a door quickly? If so, how'd you survive the next moment?