Anyone else know Mike Matei was packing?

>>726674834
Wow that looks at least 9 inches

>>726675277
It is long but Mikes girth is more impressive

>>726674834
Yo is this 4 reall?? Can you explain ??

>>726676390
It is real but it's an older picture from a few years ago. He posted a few dick pics on twitter but took them down. I'm betting he was drunk and realized it was a bad idea

fake

>>726676390
Its real. He's a show off that is for sure

>>726676505
Really?? Wow when did this happen i never heard of this be4??

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My 6,5 inches dick (7 inches if I loose weight) look like tiny.

>>726677158
Did you just take that?

>>726674834
anyone else know its mike matei posting these shitty threads every night on /b/ because he's the only one that cares about who mike matei is?

>>726677158
You should try measuring from the top

>>726677229
Nope. This is an old one.

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>>726677158
cum on Mike

>>726677158
That is not 6.5 inches.

>>726677158
6.5 inches? Not a chance thats 6, probably not even 5. Not trying to be an ass but it'll be easier when you stop lying to yourself anon

>>726677273
Measured from the top with a rigid ruler.

>> /b/ sits around measuring their dicks

>>cant even get laid


okay elliot rodgers

>>726677394
I don't know why it look like tiny on pics ans also it should be thin it less than 5 inches circumference (measuring tape)

>>726677822
kek

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this is my 6.8in

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who?
is this a dick rate thread? my 8x5.5er

>>726678848
Too small cuck

>>726679257
holy fucking ugly burned ass penis

>>726679257
Bro you can't take a close up and just say it's bigger than it is. That's maybe 6

>>726679324
So far Mike Matei has the best dick inthis thread kek

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>>726679367
>>726679324

better?

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8 x 5.8

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>>726679367
this looks better ?

>>726679475
kik?

>>726679569
jerellevincent

As a petite woman, few of your cocks look pleasurable. Nothing feels better than being filled up with a fat cock. Most of you could be my cuck though

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Pls comment

>>726679623
Should add me on kik
>>726679602
>>726679475

>>726679623
>implying men want to be a cuck to a petite little bitch

thigg gurls best

>>726679475
Jesus, it's so thick

My dick is 7x5 inches. I just turned 19.
Am I always gonna be a smalldick faggot?

>>726679695
Too bad you can't satisfy this little petite. Let's see your cock anon.

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>>726679475
Damn..

>>726679952
he literally said he wouldn't want to anyway. get over yourself, /b/itch

>>726680013
Do you have a little cock too? Awe, it's okay anon

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>>726679952
Not that anon, but I do get turned on by petite girls.

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8.5x6.5

>>726680013
what are you his mom, let him defend himself

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>>726679623

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>>726679952
already posted :)
>>726679461

heres another one, slut

>>726680160
it would look bigger than it already is if you pushed your right ball back into its normal place

p.s you have a glorious cock

>>726680264
Your cock is weirdly smooth and skinny, lacks definition. Please stop posting it

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>>726679475
also me

>>726680390
its the shitty phone camera, okay you closet fag bye

>>726680401
looks gross and slimy/rotten

>>726680432
>i-it's the shitty camera that makes my cock look small and slimy!! I-I swear!!!

>>726680475
agreed

>>726680264

That is one skinny pencil dick

>>726680499
:^)

>>726677158
>>726677158
>>726677158
im gonna fucking kill myself if someone doesnt upvote my penis picture

>>726680512
>>726680059
girth here

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>>726680475
>>726680508

Haha yea it does, its a funny picture though. Looks asphyxiated as fuck.

>>726679910
bls reply :^(

>>726680572
your cock makes mine look like nothing

>>726680563
Nobody cares about your 4 inch cock, anon.

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>>726680653

Aw lol, but thanks.

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Heres my 6.1 inch dick.

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>>726680793
want

>>726680847
that's a nice cock. looks bigger than 6.1

who is the biggest on this thread?

>>726680954
refer to >>726680160

>>726680954
>>726674834
OP

>>726681035
AlienCock/10

>>726680954
I think

>>726674834 OP

and

>>726679475 This guy

>>726680994
lol bro that's not 8.5. I can beleive the 6.5 as its pretty girthy but Id say something like 7.5

>>726681092
why

>>726681131
I think because the head looks like an flying saucer kekekek.

Shits girthy af tho, how big?

>>726680949
Thanks mate, I need to get a ruler so I can get a more updated measurement.

>>726681215
8 x 6 1/4

>>726681131
because it's ugly as fuck.

Who has the smallest cock here?

>>726681470
probably you

>>726681564
Already posted my cock. Not the smallest:)

>>726681612
if you're this faggot >>726680264 please kys

>>726681735
Nope not me. Why are you so bitter? Is it because of your 3 incher?

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>tfw can never get hard unless i'm with a grill so I can never participate in these threads

>>726682212
You don't have pictures saved?

The pics i posted are ones i've taken for girls and just saved on my pc.

>>726682212
Im the exact opposite, want to switch? I cant get hard around girls but I can participate in these threads.

>>726682600
kek no I'm happy this way. not only do girls seem pleasantly surprised but so do I cuz [spoiler] I don't mess around often [/spoiler]

>>726682570
did you read my post, anon?

>>726682600
kek'd and checked

>>726682689
I found a hooker and I paid her to give me a blowjob, the most shameful moment of my life, couldnt even get hard even tho she was sucking my dick for half an hr. I paid her and drove home with a raging hard on and I jerked off. I cant get hard around girls! God is cruel

Dick size dont matter if your face look like shit

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>>726681470

>>726683089
unless ur a pornstar ;^)

>>726683130
fucking kek'd. is this you, anon?

>>726683130
I hope for your sake that your dick is flaccid.

>>726683278
Yup

>>726683300
sexy dubdub

I guess its time for some dubs. Check em

>>726683725
nigger

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7.5 by 6

>>726683876
good one

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>>726680208
no love?

>>726677265

My thoughts exactly. I play games online with him occassionally and he always acts a whiney little bitch if things don't go exactly his way, next time I'm going to let rip with how much of a faggot I think he is.

>>726684351
try pixel counting if you think I'm wrong
that's a standard US quarter

>>726677158
If that is 6.5 inches i have a super micropenis

ITT: loads of wrong measurements

I mean, seriously, you're even posting pics and throwing wild numbers out there, it's hilarious

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>>726685139
OK, in this picture it is 6 inches.

>>726685564
>pushes back 2 inches of fat
>6 inches
Sure thing bro

>>726685694
Google it, that's how you're supposed to measure

>>726685739
If we can't see it it's not there in a dick rate thread

>>726678848
You got warts m8