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Anyone else know Mike Matei was packing?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Anyone else know Mike Matei was packing?
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>>726674834
Wow that looks at least 9 inches
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>>726675277
It is long but Mikes girth is more impressive
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>>726674834
Yo is this 4 reall?? Can you explain ??
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>>726676390
It is real but it's an older picture from a few years ago. He posted a few dick pics on twitter but took them down. I'm betting he was drunk and realized it was a bad idea
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fake
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>>726676390
Its real. He's a show off that is for sure
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>>726676505
Really?? Wow when did this happen i never heard of this be4??
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My 6,5 inches dick (7 inches if I loose weight) look like tiny.
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>>726677158
Did you just take that?
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>>726674834
anyone else know its mike matei posting these shitty threads every night on /b/ because he's the only one that cares about who mike matei is?
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>>726677158
You should try measuring from the top
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>>726677229
Nope. This is an old one.
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>>726677158
cum on Mike
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>>726677158
That is not 6.5 inches.
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>>726677158
6.5 inches? Not a chance thats 6, probably not even 5. Not trying to be an ass but it'll be easier when you stop lying to yourself anon
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>>726677273
Measured from the top with a rigid ruler.
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>> /b/ sits around measuring their dicks

>>cant even get laid


okay elliot rodgers
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>>726677394
I don't know why it look like tiny on pics ans also it should be thin it less than 5 inches circumference (measuring tape)
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>>726677822
kek
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this is my 6.8in
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who?
is this a dick rate thread? my 8x5.5er
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>>726678848
Too small cuck
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>>726679257
holy fucking ugly burned ass penis
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>>726679257
Bro you can't take a close up and just say it's bigger than it is. That's maybe 6
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>>726679324
So far Mike Matei has the best dick inthis thread kek
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>>726679367
>>726679324

better?
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8 x 5.8
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>>726679367
this looks better ?
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>>726679475
kik?
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>>726679569
jerellevincent
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As a petite woman, few of your cocks look pleasurable. Nothing feels better than being filled up with a fat cock. Most of you could be my cuck though
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Pls comment
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>>726679623
Should add me on kik
>>726679602
>>726679475
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>>726679623
>implying men want to be a cuck to a petite little bitch

thigg gurls best
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>>726679475
Jesus, it's so thick
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My dick is 7x5 inches. I just turned 19.
Am I always gonna be a smalldick faggot?
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>>726679695
Too bad you can't satisfy this little petite. Let's see your cock anon.
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>>726679475
Damn..
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>>726679952
he literally said he wouldn't want to anyway. get over yourself, /b/itch
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>>726680013
Do you have a little cock too? Awe, it's okay anon
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>>726679952
Not that anon, but I do get turned on by petite girls.
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8.5x6.5
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>>726680013
what are you his mom, let him defend himself
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>>726679623
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>>726679952
already posted :)
>>726679461

heres another one, slut
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>>726680160
it would look bigger than it already is if you pushed your right ball back into its normal place

p.s you have a glorious cock
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>>726680264
Your cock is weirdly smooth and skinny, lacks definition. Please stop posting it
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>>726679475
also me
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>>726680390
its the shitty phone camera, okay you closet fag bye
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>>726680401
looks gross and slimy/rotten
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>>726680432
>i-it's the shitty camera that makes my cock look small and slimy!! I-I swear!!!
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>>726680475
agreed
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>>726680264

That is one skinny pencil dick
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>>726680499
:^)
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>>726677158
>>726677158
>>726677158
im gonna fucking kill myself if someone doesnt upvote my penis picture
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>>726680512
>>726680059
girth here
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>>726680475
>>726680508

Haha yea it does, its a funny picture though. Looks asphyxiated as fuck.
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>>726679910
bls reply :^(
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>>726680572
your cock makes mine look like nothing
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>>726680563
Nobody cares about your 4 inch cock, anon.
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>>726680653

Aw lol, but thanks.
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Heres my 6.1 inch dick.
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>>726680793
want
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>>726680847
that's a nice cock. looks bigger than 6.1
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who is the biggest on this thread?
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>>726680954
refer to >>726680160
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>>726680954
>>726674834
OP
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>>726681035
AlienCock/10
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>>726680954
I think

>>726674834 OP

and

>>726679475 This guy

>>726680994
lol bro that's not 8.5. I can beleive the 6.5 as its pretty girthy but Id say something like 7.5
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>>726681092
why
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>>726681131
I think because the head looks like an flying saucer kekekek.

Shits girthy af tho, how big?
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>>726680949
Thanks mate, I need to get a ruler so I can get a more updated measurement.
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>>726681215
8 x 6 1/4
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>>726681131
because it's ugly as fuck.
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Who has the smallest cock here?
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>>726681470
probably you
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>>726681564
Already posted my cock. Not the smallest:)
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>>726681612
if you're this faggot >>726680264 please kys
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>>726681735
Nope not me. Why are you so bitter? Is it because of your 3 incher?
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>tfw can never get hard unless i'm with a grill so I can never participate in these threads
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>>726682212
You don't have pictures saved?

The pics i posted are ones i've taken for girls and just saved on my pc.
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>>726682212
Im the exact opposite, want to switch? I cant get hard around girls but I can participate in these threads.
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>>726682600
kek no I'm happy this way. not only do girls seem pleasantly surprised but so do I cuz [spoiler] I don't mess around often [/spoiler]
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>>726682570
did you read my post, anon?
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>>726682600
kek'd and checked
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>>726682689
I found a hooker and I paid her to give me a blowjob, the most shameful moment of my life, couldnt even get hard even tho she was sucking my dick for half an hr. I paid her and drove home with a raging hard on and I jerked off. I cant get hard around girls! God is cruel
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Dick size dont matter if your face look like shit
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>>726681470
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>>726683089
unless ur a pornstar ;^)
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>>726683130
fucking kek'd. is this you, anon?
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>>726683130
I hope for your sake that your dick is flaccid.
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>>726683278
Yup
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>>726683300
sexy dubdub
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I guess its time for some dubs. Check em
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>>726683725
nigger
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7.5 by 6
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>>726683876
good one
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>>726680208
no love?
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>>726677265

My thoughts exactly. I play games online with him occassionally and he always acts a whiney little bitch if things don't go exactly his way, next time I'm going to let rip with how much of a faggot I think he is.
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>>726684351
try pixel counting if you think I'm wrong
that's a standard US quarter
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>>726677158
If that is 6.5 inches i have a super micropenis
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ITT: loads of wrong measurements

I mean, seriously, you're even posting pics and throwing wild numbers out there, it's hilarious
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>>726685139
OK, in this picture it is 6 inches.
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>>726685564
>pushes back 2 inches of fat
>6 inches
Sure thing bro
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>>726685694
Google it, that's how you're supposed to measure
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>>726685739
If we can't see it it's not there in a dick rate thread
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>>726678848
You got warts m8
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