YLYL Green Text edition

>>726644461
bump

>>726644461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFvjW8-Nvwo

>>726644781
K

>>726646111
Nice Trips fag.

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Worth the read

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>remember when I was 18 on 4chan
>every day I'd browse /b/ and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

>>726647076
Fuck

>>726644781
K

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not really greentext but kills me still

also have catfishman if you want that

>>726650013
So do et

>>726649908
>not really greentext
that isnt greentext at all bud

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>this is from when 4chan used to be good

>>726650375
This is actually fucking retarded. 4/10 cause no PLOT development

>>726650375
>4chan
>good
Hello newfriend

>>726645005
>fucking kek
anon must have never raised his hand in that class again

>>726645636
That man is a hero and deserves a beer

>>726650375
4 Chan was "good" maybe 10 years ago.
Last years it's just been faggots, the only reason to come here anymore is rekt threads and ylyl, but even those turned to shit as 9fags banana army came

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>>726645185
I always lose to this.

>>726647877
Def a sex change. Used to be a dude. Kek

>>726648406
GOT EM

>Fuck you

>>726648406
Shid

>>726648406
Did not see that coming

>>726644781
K

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>>726651666

>>726645636
gah damn that mans a hero

>>726651824
Now i want death

>>726646111
>Be Aussie

Immediately skipped

>>726651824
Holy fuck this beta cuck deserved it

>>726648406
Well shit didn't see that coming

>>726651824
Not a rage thread

>>726648406
Nah

>>726648406
benis