I am God. Prove me wrong.

>>726639862
what's my name?

>>726639862
There is no god

>>726639862
If you are god you are all powerful.
If you are all powerful, then you can stop this post I am typing right now from making it onto /b/
If anyone else is able to read this, then you are not god.

That depends; what is your definition of "god"?

>>726639998
>>726639973
Really? That's the best you guys can come up with?

>>726639862
What's your name

Why the fuck would god be on 4chan, now I know why you're doing such a shitty job on Earth.

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>>726640019

I like your post.

>>726639862
Prove you're god

>>726639862
Define God first

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>>726639862
God's don't bleed. All we will ever know is within a few million light years of this planet. As you zoom out, things move slower and as you zoom in tings get faster. It's fine for everyone to perceive themselves as a god, just don't get cocky

>>726640278
Burden of proof ftw.

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>>726639862

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>>726639862
You can't be God because you exist.

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>>726640397

>>726640400
kek

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I am Dog. Prove me wrong.

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>>726640437

Hi god. Can i have a bigger penis?
Also a loli or two to suck my pp?

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>>726640566

>>726640400
chek'd

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>>726640632

>>726639862
You're not God. Because I am.

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>>726640679

>>726640092
Lol not like your counter argument is any more valid than ours

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>>726640747

>>726640092
not giving an answer. i believe you OP- I mean, God

>>726640092
It's not invalid. God would easily be able to know everyone's name

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>>726640814

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>>726639862
If God is energy and we exist because of energy therefor we are energy ergo we are god!

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>>726640924

>>726639862
God can't be a faggot.

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>>726640972

>>726640400
/thread

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Can you make a rock that you, not even yourself can not lift?

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>>726641027

>>726641019
...have you never read the Bible or the Quran?

I am Jacob the Christ. Harken unto my words. Ye shall partake of the holy sushi and crab chips. The sushi shall nourish your body, and the chips shall nourish your soul. Ye shall take the bottled water and drink of it plentifully, for it shall replenish your spirit.

>>726639862
Why is Lobo holding an apple while Luke Skywalker tickles it?

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>>726641085

>God doesn't exist
>You do
Checkmate

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>>726639862
You forgot my fries, you faggot.

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>>726639862
You have the burden of proof retard.

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>>726641315

>>726640756
>>726640828
>>726640853


>The joke
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> your head.

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>>726641779

>>726639862
When was I born?

>>726640019
But what if he wants you to think that so that he can further doubt to fuel you all to come up with some kind of earth shaking miracle for him to preform?

>>726639862
I am God.