Beta male/cringe thread
i love these threads they just make me feel better about my faggy self
Probably went crusading right after this picture. How many Saracens have you cut down ?
you mean what a whore? he's beta course he ain't gonna say anything, she knows this and abuses his beta nature because she is a whore. I'm sure he was screaming inside and he will eventually go all hesse because of this.
The-- That ONE semi-fuckable chick in this photo is more than out of place. This person has to have low self-esteem. Why would she purposely surround herself with people that she out-ranks (in society anyways) by her looks alone? Jesus Christ, look at these hideous beasts.
I had an engineering class that was like this, a bunch of betas and one weird girl that was kind of the queen of the dorks. She sucked at engineering but got a pass because the district wanted more females taking STEM.
My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.
It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A’s at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my smashing lady
a couple months ago i got baked and i made up this super elaborate 'what-if' relationship with this guy. i can't remember most of it but it was something like this:
>we're both in high school
>im the big, smelly weeaboo chick who would be super cute if she'd lose about twenty pounds and practice good hygene
>he's that guy in the group who's the 'level-headed- one
>you need advice, you go to Steve
>that's what i named him
>we start dating as freshmen after he accidentally falls on me just like in an anime and we realize we love each other
>he brings me roses at lunch that he picked off the older bouquets at the Sam's Club near school
>he's the only one with a car, a shitty pickup, so he gets to do stuff like that
>one of the perks of being with him
>at the dance he shows up in a fedora and a suit that his mom helped him pick out
>his mom also plucks his unibrow and shaves him so his face isn't all cut up and his acne isn't inflamed
>gives me a bouquet of roses
> one is white
>'you're my white rose' he tells me
>we have a kiss with too much teeth as the song 'Jump on It' plays
>neither of us can dance so we're bumping into each other and i don't know where to put my roses so i tuck them in my bra
>he starts sneezing because they're in his face
>put them on a bench with my purse, tell my weird fat ginger friend to watch them since he's playing a Magic game with the weird Asian
>let him grind on me for the rest of the song
>he gets a boner
>neither of us knows what to do
>he takes me home on time and when he kisses me he tastes like a cough drop because he forgot to bring mints
>let him awkwardly touch my boob
>it's a perfect night
there was a lot more but that's what i remember.
god speed, steve. wherever you are.
I see it but why does it make you assume the 2 haircuts you learned from fallout have any significance? are they the only 2 acceptable hair aesthetics? if so I am breaking the rules quite badly and have been for some time! you see I pay a stylist to do my hair and I'm not even a faggot! my stylist is though and he would probably have some sort of bitch fit if I asked for either of those 2 cuts!
Anyone who likes dream theatre is good in my book.
>I'm not a cuck! I get mad about my girlfriend kissing other dudes. I just don't say anything because I don't wanna lose her.
>She once asked if she can fuck my friend. I just stuttered and was silent in shock.
>She just eagerly said thank you and kissed my cheek.
>Before hopping in the car with my friend and driving off.
Both those styles make you look like an autistic tight ass with no depth. The type that would talk about the fucking military all the time and how awesome it is.
Cut your hair differently, bitch. That's why you have it. To actually look good with it.
Quit fucking using exclamation marks. It's improper. Not everything you're saying is fucking exciting. It's like you're sarcastically screaming everything you're saying. Its autistic.
you know people who focus on age are usually kids? once you become an adult you care less each year as you realise age is but a number and there is little difference between 20 and 40!!!!!!!!!
I've not asked someone's age since I was in high school and it was important to me!!!!!!!!!!
>Women like the two i mentioned
No you cringy faggot. Women don't usually like very short hairstyles like the buzzcut (of which the crewcut is just a subtype btw you dumbass, they're not two mutually exclusive hairstyles), a medium-length short back and sides will get you way more female attention - well, maybe not YOU, but the general male populace. Buzzcuts work only if your face is chiselled as fuck, which yours isn't
These threads are having a negative impact on my will to live...
Look in a mirror and tilt your whole face down slightly. If you can tilt your head back far comfortably when you tilt it forward your skin bunches up. It's not exactly a double chin I think but if he was fatter it would like that all the time.
your not going to make me angry!!!! I actually get hard when you all get triggered and start trying to guess my age!!!! not sure why your an expert on 12 year olds though, bit odd unless you spend a lot of time with 12 year olds!!!!!!
I'm not a youtuber, I never said that, I peruse youtube for entertainment when I'm not poking the ass hole of the Internet!!!!! (it's more entertaining than trap and loli threads you fucking losers)
Cringe because who gives a fuck if a chick likes tall guys? I'm sure most of you like women who are out of your league. You spend enough time worshipping them in celeb threads.
Haven't been to one once because I'm not a sick fuck.
It's called choosing what thread you look at. Like I chose this thread to laugh about people like you.
sure and you posted that pic to prove your masculine hetero? don't lie fagot if you wanted cringe threads you would go to reddit! more popular and higher quality posts. your here for the gore and pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>mfw I literally just apologized to a dude for hitting on his girlfriend
Yeah. Gore and pizza. Pretty on the nail.
And I added the photo because I felt you probably should see what a woman's pussy looks like. I don't think you've seen one before. That was about the only nice thing I'll do for you. You're welcome.
Look at those dubs, all hail kek
oh so the photo was for me? I'm touched!!!!! your assumption on my witnessing pussy is a screaming projection you virgin! wifu don't count neckbeard!!! attempting to counter your claims is suicide as I know the psychological hook of anonymity and you would struggle to reel me in!!!!!!!!!
There are more ""girls"" than boys. Which one will remain untouched?
I get it, it's cringey. Think about it though. These guys must all be pretty good friends. Perhaps a handful of the group is pretty intelligent and will go off to do great things in life, they have their own table at lunch and 1 friend in every class. They have fun outside school, too. Play together on STEAM and maybe occasionally have LAN parties and spend time together outside school.
So many they won't be able to experience some of the classic High School things some of us go through, not gonna get drunk at a party, go to a football game, hit your first blunt, but at least they're pulling through. Together.
In my experience, kids usually try to avoid the topic of age as much as possible. If the topic is unavoidable, they usually through out some bullshit factoid to try to make it seem like the OTHER person is the kid.
>little difference between 20 and 40
nigga you are a kid if you believe this shit. 2 years as a functional adult vs 22 years as a functional adult.
nigga you retarded as fuck
OK my ethnic friend tell me you don't know 40 year olds you thought "how did you fucking survive this long?" age is the number but ability is the deciding factor, age is not something you give a shit about in an adult environment is it? when did you last ask someone "wait how old are you? what 20? no your too young for this conversation" you didn't ever did you?
fucking great. now that i've seen this pic, i'll never trust produce again. patient zero here might have had his aidsy, purple nailed ball cuppers on that avocado i was planning to buy.
Not cringe, that kid is a G
>That's a kid. Kids are cringy but not post worthy. Try posting a selfie faggot.
That most likely is a selfie. The kiddies are out of school at this hour, and this is b.
>This is war
The fuck are you gonna do, fag?
Blacks have been free since the 60's. They still get called nigger and get shot and shit.
And here trans kids are. Maybe been a thing for 5 years tops, and they're bitch crying about not having their own bathrooms and shit.
Shut the fuck up.