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What's it like knowing you will never be as big as I am soft?

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What's it like knowing you will never be as big as I am soft?
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It's fucking great!

What's it like having a bent cock that won't ever go balls deep in pussy?
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>>726593426
lol...
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I'm a little bit chilly while the heater catches up with the lower temperature i set the room to when i sleep.
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>>726593426
At least I'm not an attention whore posting pics of my dick online.
So I'm feeling good.
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>>726593514
THIS
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Nice feet
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>>726593426
its just average but a good camera angle
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>>726593880
This, they are your best feature OP.
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>>726593514
thread concluded
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see a doctor
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>>726594504
Why anon
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>>726594889
peyronies disease. Enjoy having weak erections and incurable ed you bent dick faggot
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>>726593880
>>726594340
Thanks :3
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>>726593426
You are hard-soft. It's where you get enough to extend your dick, but not enough to make it hard. It will forever be too soft to get into a girl.
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>>726594889
the dick shouldn`t have that angle
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Your balls are small
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>>726594968
It does have a nice upward curve that I don't mind at all
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>>726593426
What size feet Jesus Christ
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>>726593426
Nigga you ain't soft, you got a broke-ass dick
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Show hard for proof op!
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>>726593426
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>>726595009
<3

You need a better camera though.
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>>726595305
fine

See nice upward bend
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>>726595129
looks bent to the side so you'll miss the gspot unless you fuck her sideways
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>>726595385
Fuck now I'm hungry.
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>>726595385
How is your hard dick smaller then it was supposedly soft. You fail at life
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I like how every one can't accept that it's just floppy not side bent
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>>726595385
I think his balls tighten up
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>>726593514
/thread
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>>726595385
Show your ass op
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>>726595385
Pretty thin. Length isn't everything
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>>726593426
lol, average
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>>726595385
Gotta say, cute balls, hairless and perfectly round.
Would suck on them for a good minute. Is your ass as cute as well?
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>>726595455
>being this desperate to hold on belief that it's not decently big
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>>726595692
It's pretty average sorry to burst your bubble. I'm bigger and uncut so you still fail
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>>726595009
Moar!
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>>726595864
I believe you anon. I'd pass on having a cheese dick tho.

>>726595200
Not telling
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>>726595864
You can't honestly say that it's average. In the OP it's clearly about 6 half hard. Average is 5.5 not whatever you think it is.
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No one wants to see your bent baby dick you discusting fagget
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>>726593426
You may have an inch on me, but I still get more pussy than you've ever gotten ever..

It doesn't take a big dick to get a bitch to sleep with you... that's why you're on /b/ posting you're dick, cause you prolly fuck ugly and can't get laid... so you resort to anonymously dick posting looking for likes like a cunt.

The only bitches that be complimenting your shit are just as fuck ugly and lonely as you are.

But hey.... you're SLIGHTLY above average under the waist...

But a failure in every other aspect of life...

kill yourself... faggot...
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>>726597077
>discussing fagget
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>>726597180
you sound very angry and bitter lmao
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>>726597180
cringe as fuck
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>>726597180
/cringe thread
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>>726597180
Thanks anon probably going to literally blow my load on your post. Really got the motor running
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>>726593426
I'd like to see a gif of you wagglin your dick around.
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>>726593595
You've been paying to have shitty perks on a shitty image posting site for five fuckin years? Dude, that's so depressing.
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>>726593426
it looks like someone broke your dick
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>>726593426
Insecure and aroused at the same time
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>>726593595
>>726597614
Wait this is a feature?
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>>726597614

You are aware that moot originally created the 4chan pass as an alternative to accepting charity, right? 4chan always had money problems because the site doesn't sell anything, and lots of people wanted to give money to moot, but he refused because he didn't want to accept charity. He created the 4chan pass thingy because it's not charity, it's a product. It's barely anything, but technically, it's something valuable. We got 4chan pass to give money to moot.
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>>726597809
Why doesn't my post have one? I've been paying to use this Philippian Action-figure Chatroom for years
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>>726597809

Makes it so you don't have to do captchas. Used to be more valuable, when captchas were nigh unto fucking unreadable.
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>>726597927
I'm literally using one right now and have been for years but I don't see an icon for my posts only yours
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>>726597840
That is the most ass-backwards thing I have ever read. He used to get crazy money back when he was runnin the board. At one point I'm pretty sure he made like 3.1m in a year. Plus he's not that noble, I'm sure he'd still rush to pick up a quarter off the ground before a 12 year old girl could reach it. Don't make moot out to be some hero, he's just some faggot that got lucky that somebody else didn't make an American 2ch before him.
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>>726598021

Oh, gotta type since4pass into the email field.
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>>726598040

K.
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>>726598109
test
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>>726598142
lol go wallow in self pity now that you got called out.
Also, don't bother responding to me, I'm leaving the thread now.
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>>726598150
Neato
I know this is my second pass
lost my first one when I built a new computer and didn't know my pin
so it's probable I've had oen since 2012 as well
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I don't know if this is a 4chanX thing or a default 4chan thing, but if you enter "options:"since4pass";boards:b;always" minus quotes into the advanced tab of the settings, it'll always stick in the since4pass for you.
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>>726598350
HOW DO YOU GET PUSH NOTIFICATIONS WTF
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>>726598762

push notifications?
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>>726593426
You literally have an autistic dick
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>>726599056
Fuck you
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>>726598762
4chanX
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>>726596320
I agree it just makes smaller guys really feel bad
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>>726593426
No
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>>726593426
Made me laugh
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i smoke pubes with danny phantom
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>>726602195
Your 7 inches is nice and average
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>>726602558
When did 7 become average?
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ITT:

FAGS POSTING PICS OF DICKS THEY FOUND ONLINE, CLAIMING THEM AS THEIR OWN.
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>>726603458
>opens dick thread anyways

Not gay at all, mate.
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>>726593426
whats it like knowing you will never be as big as i am hard?
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>>726603834
What's it like knowing that everyone call tell that's a small dick photoshopped on a fat person
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>>726604009
photoshop? lul nice try lil dick fag.
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>>726593426
Ha! How many boys have you fucked?
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Bumping this quality thread
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>>726593426
>>726603834
Step aside guys
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>>726608101
Why the fuck would you black out a zoomed in shot of your baby cock
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>>726608196
>baby cock
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>>726593426
HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE??
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Most of these dicks are 10/10 would suck...

As average fag here, in hetero relationship, never been with a guy and wouldn't want to make out with dudes, passable traps yes. Want to be fucked and suck dick tho. How gay does that make me? How common is this?
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>>726608378
another mediocre peen
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>>726608400
OP here, would let you play with mine. Wouldn't be that gay, you just want to feel a dick bigger than your own. Its pretty normal for straight guys.
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>>726608589
Is it though?
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>>726608684
its SO cringe you think those look the same enough to try and pass off as your own. like how fucking dumb are you.
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>>726608903
Different lightning m8
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>>726608684
>>726608378
>posts a different race
kek
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