Ask a 22 year old who recently got diagnosed with aspergers anything

>>726584882
Obviously not a real condition. Why would they call it aspergers? That's just mean.

>>726584882
Assburgers are delicious

>>726584882
how does it feel to be a literal retard?

>>726584882
Pretty sure they don't even diagnose Asperger's in the UK anymore lmao

>>726584999
check'd
>>726585004
yes
>>726585089
comfy

>>726585155
>UK

>>726585155
THIS

>>726584882

Do you feel it explains the way you have felt and looked at the world all your life?

Did you suspect this was the case already or was it a surprise?

What is your sperging thing you do the most?

>>726585244
>Do you feel it explains the way you have felt and looked at the world all your life?
yes, now that I'm know I'm actually retarded I feel alot better about myself and what I've done

>Did you suspect this was the case already or was it a surprise?
I was a little suspicious but I always though I was just socially anxious

Du u like POTATODS???

>>726585332
sit alone and play videogames while doing everything to avoid any form of social interaction in the real world
>>726585418
I fucking love potatods

>>726584882
Do you less guilty for coming to /b/ instead of hanging out with people irl?

>>726584882
Does it affect what you jerk off to?

>>726585361

Nah bro. You're not retarded. Stop saying that shit.

Your brain is wired differently than the neurotypical normies but that doesn't make you retarded.

You've got different mental strengths than others. Learn to play to those.

If you want to be able to pass as a normie sometimes, consider learning acting.

Seriously, drama class is one of the reasons I can pass myself off as "normal".

>>726584882

How does it feel to get a made up diagnosis just becouse you fail at life and your parents failed at raising you?

>>726585549

...Meaning I had a drama class back in HS, which was over 20 years ago. Not saying I'm in one now.

>>726585549
Need a hug bro?

>>726585486
yep
>>726585522
I jerk off to a lot of stuff, everything from "normal" porn to furry porn
>>726585549
k
>>726585582
good

>>726585549

> drama class
> normal
> so edgy

>>726585582

Probably no worse than sucking the nigger jizz out of your own mom's brutalized cunt, like the cuckmuffin you are.

>>726585549
>Your brain is wired differently than the neurotypical normies but that doesn't make you retarded.

that's exacly what makes you a retard

>>726585655

Always welcome, but never required.

Just secure in who I am and encourage others to feel the same about themselves.

>>726585712

Mad couse bad

>>726585751

kek'd

>>726585184
Regardless, it just goes to show how beta Asperger's is lol

>>726585004
you now realise ass burger is literally code for shit

>>726585671

I learned a little bit of acting. So now I "act" normal. But I'm not a twisted fucking psychopath with a grill lighter or anything.

>>726585751

Sure kid. I'm a girl by the way.

>>726585868

You watch way to many tv shows my man.

How about the process of getting diagnosed? How did it happen? Did you just wake up, go to the doctors, or what?

>>726585854
>it just goes to show how beta Asperger's is

ye no shit

>>726585549
Have people told you that you pass as "normal"?

>>726584882
you want ketchup with that burger??

>>726585963
kinda happened over the past year
I was forced to see a doctor after spending 2 weeks in the army.
Doctor wrote me off with depression and sendt me to a shrink and after seeing her for over a year I got diagnosed

>>726586135
>ketchup on burgers

>>726584882
Asperger is no longer a diagnosis under the DSM. You are a liar OP

>>726586231
"While the label of “Asperger’s Syndrome” has been removed from the DSM 5, know that the diagnosis itself remains only now with a new label, Social Communication Disorder, as a mild form of autism spectrum disorder."

heck off

>>726586231

I always believed it was a bullshit diagnosis anyway, fucking parents who wanted a diagnos for their kid that they failed to raise.

Hey, I've got autism too. How severe is it? I can relate to your struggles my dude.

>>726586195
ketchup is made for burgers and hotdogs, now i'm not here to talk about politics but you dont have the privilege nor the knowledge to shame me for eating what i want to. good day.

>>726586195
Ah okay, someone else did it for you. I'm looking to get diagnosed just so people will stop calling me a liar. Never really knew the process. How do you feel now?
>Like a piece of a puzzle just came to you and solved that mystery of your lifeM

>>726585549
Basically the difference between a retarded autistic person and someone deserving of the title neurodiverse, is how well they can function in society.

Don't use your diagnosis as an excuse to be retarded on purpose OP. I don't know about taking acting classes, seems a bit gay and unnecessary to me. You can read all about body language and shit on the internet, and you can (eventually) learn to quickly pick up on that shit by socialising.

Lots of people have mild autism, not all of them are awkward retards.

>>726586391
not too bad
I'm limited to what I can do especially now that I'm diagnosed but appart from that I'm ok

>>726586430
better, it sucked at the start because it's not like I want to be labeled a sperg, but talking to a therapist helped
It really isn't that big of a deal and you'll get the help you need

>>726584882
hot aspergers too. where are you on the spectrum, I'm relatively low but I still deal with a lot of shit.

>>726584999

They don't call it Asperger's anymore.

It's just Autism Spectrum Disorder.

>>726585861
That's a burger made by ass
We talking about a burger made with ass
Buns beef all ass

>>726586555
>therapist
never met one. kinda cool huh, talking to someone that knows more about you than you do.

>not big of a deal
heh, got chewed out by my college prof because he thought i self-diagnosed. the cons about diagnosis for me is the fact that people will KNOW something's wrong with me.

>>726586776
but buns is code for ass
and the burger is shit

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>be me
>psychopath af since kid
>always outside groups
>been bullied
>bullied too
>love experiments
>can work
>no one notice
>can hang out
>no one notice
>can act normie af
>no one notice
>intentionally screwing things
>no one notice
>could end a life
>no one notice
>feelsgood.png

Don't take drama class.
Just fucking /b/ yourself

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>>726587041

I'm 27, should I go and check if I have it too or is there no point?

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>>726587296

>>726584882
Are you happy now that you can act like an autist and have an excuse for it?

>>726587041
Autismo maximus

>>726587205
Unless you can get something from it, then don't bother.

If it's about self improvement and you think a therapist could give you some insight that will aid you to that end, then go for it.

>>726587258
>>726587296
>>726587382
samefag

>>726584882
does your state or goverment pay you? or how does it work? do you have to live with your parents? im genuinelly curious.

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>>726587516
>It can't possibly be that more than one person isn't enthralled by my sublime angstposting.

It is.

>>726587495
Why did you decide to do it?

>>726587792
It was actually forced upon me after a psychotic episode. I have more wrong with me than just autism. I never really asked my psychiatrists any questions, and I don't think they can tell me anything I can use anyway.

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>>726584882

>>726588135
Did you also find it hard to talk about things that bother you? Like having a mental chokehold that prevents you from focusing on why you're at the therapist's in the first place

>>726588271
No, nothing like that. Perhaps if the circumstances had been different, and I wasn't put into a psych ward against my will, then I may have been more open with the doctors.

>>726587471
kind of
>>726587643
I get like normal benefit which isn't much, I'll probably get more now that I'm diagnosed but idk

live with mom and my siblings

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>>726588648
I think i have asperger too i do everything in my power to avoid social contacts other than with friends or when drunk

My very important question to you is : can you get neetbux with asperger?

>>726588807
I think it depends on how severe it is and how you have been in the past

I've been in the army and several workplaces before I got diagnosed which shows that I have at least tried to work.
I you feel like you're a danger or hassle to a normal work envoirment then you'll probably get neetbux

>>726588807
Depends where you live. If you can prove that you're unable to work as a result, and you have a doctor to vouch for you, then that might be enough to get you them 1337 n33t paychecks. Main thing is, keep trying until you get it.

But I think you should use that time to self study and plan a lucrative career.

>>726584882
not a question, but a suggestion: you should find LSD and start microdosing.

>>726584882
Is aspergers something lazy parents made up so they don't have to teach their kids manners?

>>726589342
I was raised in a lovign and caring home so I don't see why I ormy parents would make something like that up
Also neither me or my parents are the ones who made me get diagnosed

>>726589342
It's definitely a real thing. Probably over diagnosed.

>>726585945

LOL who has time for that? Anyway, lunch break with the wife over. Back to work!

>>726584882
Do you enjoy anime?

>>726586098

Fair point. Maybe I don't. Fewer people see me as the weird/creepy guy now than did back in school. Or maybe they're all just more polite.
Guess I could be wrong.

>>726589585
>It's definitely a real thing. Probably over diagnosed
this

It's probably easy to fake
and some doctors might just instantly jump to conclusions instead of actually doing their job and helping the person

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asperger's is a fake disorder that people with shitty social skills use as an excuse. True autistics are retarded.

>>726589671
actually no

>>726586538

actingclassfag here. Ya know what?
I can't really find anything in your post I actually disagree with.

>>726589565
>>726589585

I don't buy it. It's an excuse for lazy parents to not teach manners and to not vaccinate their kids. Your parents should be ashamed of themselves.

>>726589837
Thank you.

>>726589789
The problem is doctors are people.

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>>726590016
>I don't buy it
>implying your opinion on a real mental disorder matters

pretty sure doctors who spend their life studying and working with autistic people knows more about this than some basement dweller on 4chan

>>726590234
>implying he doesn't have an entire lifetime worth of experience from living as a retard

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>>726590446

>>726590234
>DUR I CANT ENGAGE IN SOCIAL LIFE
>ITS A DISORDER
>NOT MY FAULT GUYS
>LET ME BE RETARDED W/O JUDGEMENT
Fuck off retard.

>>726584882
When they diagnosed you, did they mention that aspergers doesn't exist?
You're high-functioning autistic, sperglord.

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>All the jealous non-autistc itt

What's it like to not be part of the chosen few?

>>726588807
It's not about the money
It's about getting the help you need so you can function as a normal human being

>>726587041
>be me
>autistic

>>726590567
>strawman
not sure if OP is the only autist here

>>726591309
I work with autistic kids. No one should be jealous of them; they want to be functional, but half of my clients literally can't even talk.

Assburgers is like autism without the super powers.

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>>726591574
>b-b-but autism doesn't exist

>>726591655
It's straight-up just mild autism. The kind of autism where you can still function as a person.

>>726591676
Anyone who legitimately believes that is just ignorant. When they see autistic people they probably assume they're downsy or some shit.

>>726589853
Wow