What do you think he's telling her?

jet fuel can't melt steal beams

Where's my money

>>726584588
I dindu nuffins

The globalists are trying to destroy America.

>>726584588
Aye? Can I borrow a quarta?

ay bby wnt sum fuk?

want me to kick the shit out of this weeb taking your picture?

Can I smell your butt? Can you also fart on my nose?

>>726584588
"you must be new here. this is where people come to piss at night. those algae are full of nasty bacteria. there's a nicer place right over there."

>>726584588
Ungabunga, wanna stik ma dik in ya white assho n sheet

"Why are you facing a cement wall that's a couple feet away and next to garbage?"

Are you ready for your ass raping?

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>"Ay wassup mah!" - Nigger

>"Where yo manz at?" - Nigger

>"Excuse me?" - Girl

>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." - Nigger

>>726584588
can i haz cheezeburger nao

>>726584588
"scuse me, is your father a thief? cause he stole some stars and put it on your aaassss! Damn!"

>>726584588
Are you hungry? Your ass is looking skinny

I'm a nigger who just stole these red shoes.

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Bish, whuchu mean you pregint? Shyiiiiit, late-ah! I ain't droppin' Benjis on no keed. Fuck dat. Get a abotion er sum shyit. Peace, byitch.

>>726584697
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>726584588
"you the girl for the gangbang scene? cause ii been told they're coming up here and shooting"

"ma'am there's some creep taking pictures of your ass, you might want to cover up"

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>>726584891

"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

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WE WUZ KANGZ LIL MAMA

>>726584996
bruh

>>726584588
soooo did ya ever try to go black? you know R Kelly style? cause i got some vibes girl woooheee yar pussy's gonna be niagara falls, pretty

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>>726584996

>>726584830
kek

>>726584588
"haven't i seen you on 4chan before? Youurr aaasss looks familiar!"

>>726585077
Immunity dogs don't work on black men. They always find a way to git wite wimminz.

>>726584588
"It would be my privilege to fuck your aasss!"

>>726584588
Madam, do you need your ass licked?

what's the square root of 843534553785455

>>726584588
"Ayy girl, you cute for real for real."

>>726584588
>I'm going to go and grab a coffee, do you want anything, bubs?

>>726584588
put on some clothes, you filthy whore

>>726584588
>If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to store your farts in this jar to save for later.. just so it doesn't go to waste

>>726584588
"2 for 1 on sunglasses" niggers always are trying to sell shit, every beach in the world this is a problem

"Yo, you got any fried chicken?"

Ay gurl is that watermelon in yo bag???

>>726584830
It's not gorilla it is guerilla.
Fucking negro.

>>726585457
Faggot

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>>726585460

>>726584588
"How do you white girls do that? I got a third leg in my pants right here! No black girls ever did it to me like dat!"

>>726585650
Hilarious, died laughing.
5/5 original would save and read again every day

>>726584588
Uga buga, where the other white women at?

>>726585768
kek.

>>726585457
Fuck you

Michael Brown was innocent!

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>>726586140

No its not Miracle Whip, I always smell this way.

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pic related

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>>726586183

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>>726586241

>>726584588
"So yous gon scream finna I rape you"
"Yuh ey ey YUH EY"

>>726585457
zzz

>>726585457
hythr

can I git sebumty fibe cent fo a sammitch?

>>726584588
- Nigger: Do you think I need to lose some weight?
- Girl: Yeah, now fuck off you fat piece of weaboo.shit

>>726584891
When ricky creates pasta

I wuz kangz

>>726584588
>Hey sorry to bother you, but is that your blue Subaru in the parking lot? If so, you left your lights on
>Anyway, have a nice day

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>>726584588

Tyrone: "Please white wimmin, blease like mi. I even promise to not smell bad. Bls respond to me m'lady."
Stacy: "Please Sir I have to ask you to go away. I'm trying sunbath here and you are blocking my sun."
Tyrone: "FUCKING WHYTE PEOPLE! Keeping the blak man down. I hope you get raped, BITCH"

Meanwhile Stacy's boyfriend Chad Thundercock comes back from his swim.

Chad Thundercock: "What's going on here? Stacy is this thing interfering you?"
Stacy: "Yes, I don't know who he is but I already asked him to leave."
Stacy continues: "You Sir are still interfering me and my boyfriend's sunbath"
Tyrone: "FUCKING RACIST ASS CRACKAS. MUH DICK" *SMACKS LIPS* *SHUFFLES*
Chad Thundercock: "Sir, stop interfering life's of white people. We don't want to be associated with your kind of people."
Chad Thundercock: "If you are not going to leave we have to call the police"
Tyrone: "FUCKING RACIST ASS WHYTES! ALWAYS OPPRESSING BLACK MAN! WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIT"

Tyrone shuffles away.

Stacy And Chad: "Did you smell that? God those creatures smell bad. How on Earth do we let them interact in with people in this country?"

>>726584588
buy my mix tape

>>726584588
Who the fuck besides a black dude would wear Nikes on the beach?

>>726584588
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"

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>>726584891

>>726584588
yo nigga wassup

She's in the bahamas on vacation and she's trying to enjoy her time on the public beach (all beach on paradise island is public by law) and the locals there are trying to sell her coconuts, but the coconuts are a front for drugs (the drugs are ridiculously overpriced and shitty quality). If it's not drugs, he's trying to sell her some useless service like a jet ski ride or some shit bracelet.

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>>726584588
I show you my BBC?

>>726588523
or his penis

I finished mowing your lawn ma'm

>>726584996
kys

>>726584588
"Nice feet."

>>726584588
You know where the closest kfc is maniga.

>>726584588
Hey baby,, you gonna fix me another banana cognac, or do I have to slap ya round samo??

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>>726584588

"I needa borrow tree fiddy"

>>726588581
yeah okay. people like being harassed on the beach by strangers. lol.

>>726584588
Yo raisiss white cracka biatch! I gonna do yo rait hea on da beach. Yo muddaffakkin hoe.

>>726585457
zzzzz

"I lost."

>>726584588
"Special price for you, my friend"

>>726584588
ooga booga click clack

>>726584588
"You're mine now, come this way"

>>726585457
Faggot

>>726584588
"Holla holla holla, lemme holla gurl, holla holla"

>>726584588
How the fuck do I know, I don't speak monkey.

>>726584588
that dirty nigger is most likely her boyfriend

>>726584588
"Could you tell me how to lose 40 pounds and reintroduce me to my children?"

>>726585457
nig gonna nig

>>726589694
Kek

>>726584996
meh

>>726584588
"Niggers make me sick"

>>726584588
FEMA camps are real, the Rothschilds are ready to strike.

>>726584588
"Fried chicken watermelon kool aid colt 45 rape."

holy shit u guys. I have the EXACT same Tupperware as her. what are the chances?

nice feet

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guys look. It's the exact same tupperware. Can u believe this? I mean what are the chances?

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>>726584588
Du U wan me 2 rape U now or now?

Does she want to buy some Originale Oakleys?

>>726584996
"Reply to this post and your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

>>726584588
Bitch u like staring at walls?
I fkin hate walls

>>726584588
Hey white girl, you ever had Aids before?

>>726584588

Why are you standing in front of a concrete wall ?

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Nigger: hey bitch u browsin 4chan?

Girl: yes and what's your problem?

Nigger: Is that a rekt thread u lookin?

Girl: Yes and how does it concern u nigga?

Nigger:
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day. Remember son, all you had to do now, was to reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight . It's just so simple.

>>726584634
But black fools can steal beams

>>726584588

The ape is whispering "muh dick"

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>>726585650
good one

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>>726584588

>>726584588

stop opresing me you white bitch

>>726584588
"Hey, There's some fat white manchild taking pictures of you and jacking it behind you"

>>726584996
Lol

>>726584588
You want sum dick?

>>726584588
you tryna set me up for a 2-11?

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>>726591525
Goddamn, thats an old meme.

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>>726584588
Once upon a time, this was an image-board

>>726593195
too much trouble for todays lazy kids

>>726584588
can i get a dollar? there is a watermelon stand a little down the beach.

Wanti Wanti have sunglasses and fake rolex watches for sale

Hi I'm a nigger, and my kind loves wearing shoes on the beach for some fucking reason. Have a blessed day

>>726584588
you wont sum icecrame?

>>726584588
Five then...!? Five fitty, five fitty five...?

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>>726584588
>Why the fuck are you lying up by the wall with your face in rotting seaweed? Its not even sunny here wtf?

>>726584588
"Excuse me, ma'am. I find you very attractive. I would like to begin a relationship based solely on sexual intercourse and degradation. You see, I am inferior in every single way to your race, so I wish to exact some sort of reprisal by penetrating you. I would very much appreciate an answer that does not alarm the other bystanders of this beach, for the authorities may not appreciate my presence in your vicinity. Oooga Booga, bitch."

ascoose meh. ASCOOSE MEH!
Yea how you deoan gur. Can I has your numbah doe?

>>726585568
Newfag. Lurk moar

>>726584996
.

hi

>>726584996
*

>>726585457
twice in one thread fml

This concrete wall you're looking at is something amazing.

>>726584588
"ayo i can get like 2 dollas from u ?"

>>726585457
f you

>>726584588
He is telling her we need to see more of that ass.

"Excuse me miss. Y'all got a dollar I could hold?"

>>726584588
BEGONE THOT

>>726584949
kys
commenting your own posts

>>726584588
can i get you anything miss?

>>726584588
ooga booga suk muh dik oh you be raycist

>>726591275
nice

>>726584588
"You ever dream of being a single mom?"

Use appropriate amounts and level of sun block. Skin cancer is a real epidemic

>>726584588

"Excuse me but your shoes are FULL of sand, you should really take more care of them if you plan on taking them off at the beach, you're going to be finding grains of sand in there for MONTHS now!"

>>726584588

"INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I DRIVE A CHEVROLET IN MOVIE THEATER"

>>726584588

Excuse me miss, but I can't help but feel you're missing out on a beautiful view of our gorgeous beach by instead lying in the dirt facing a wall. Would you not rather move somewhere cleaner where you can take in the majesty of the ocean?

>>726584588

Hey, what's in your lunchbox? I accidentally left mine on the bus and now my tummy is starting to rumble. I'll let you wear my hat for a while if you'd share some food with me.

>>726585457
Well fuck

>>726584588

"Nice feet."

>>726584588

AYY BITCH, COULDN'T FIND A MATCHING TWO PIECE?

"Switching to GEICO can save you up to 15% on car insurance."

What a cancerous thread

>>726585568
Welcome new friend

>>726599784

You've not seen the rest of /b/ have you?

>>726589791
Wise gyys

>>726584588

Okay so maybe you can settle this debate for me? What would happen if a -1000°c sun made out of ice collided with a regular lava-based 1000°c sun? My friend says it's create an explosion of steam but to be honest, I'd like a second opinion.

>>726584588
"Your husband says you are willing to take some black dick while on vacation. He wants to video us. I'm game if you are."

>>726584588
Aye bitch you wanna make sum mufugin money bitch?
You want a new lunchbox bitch?

>>726584588

Him: Hey honey, I'm gonna get another drink, you want anything?

Her: Nah, I'm good. Thanks for asking though, I love you.

Him: I love you too babe.

Whooping Autist in the Corner: NIGGER! HAHAHA CUCK CUCK CUCK! ...please like me.

>>726584588
"You wanna buy sunglasses?"

>>726585457
son of a bitch

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Breana Talbott

"I fuk you good! Hubby watch?"

"Numba wun boom boom. Cum now!"

>>726584588
Why u layun up aginst dis conkret wull? Da beych dataway bisch!

>>726593195
/b/ was never a good messageboard

numba wun boom boom watermellon watermellon unconsentual sex

watermellon

lemme ax u summin rul quik

>>726585277
kek

>>726584588
Excuse me ma'am, do you know Jesus?

>>726587299
The autism is really strong here.

>>726584996
fuck oyououo

>>726585457
fackk rrr

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>>726584891
>I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Huh, intredasting

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High digg fug chef fudge chugging?

>>726584588
Have you seen my dad?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>726585457

>>726584588
My new mixtape is fire!

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>>726585457
Boi

>>726584588

Notice the lack of direct eye contact by the blonde beauty. She wants nothing to do with the APE!

>>726584588

Does you have a dolla?

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>>726584588

"You need to secure the existence of your people and a future for white children."