Why does Chad always get the girls and we who aren't Chad

>>726581760
>waiting until 30 to get the left overs
Have you considered dating children? Get laid before Chad fucks them in their teenage years

>>726581955

That's nasty, I'm not a paedophile. I just want a qt3.14 at the age around 20-25 and not some wrinkly skank who decided to jump off the cock carousel.

>>726581760
Because girls are retarded whores until around their late 20s when they decide they want someone that actually makes sense than some "bad ass" dude.

>>726581760
>Implying I'ma chad

I dont think even in my 30s I will be very financially stable or any more attractive

Life just sucks for me.

>>726581760

Women want confidence. They aren't omniscient so sometimes they fuck dudes who are confident and are dirt bags.Nothing stopping you from being a power house and being a good dude at the same time.. except your attitude, discipline, and genetics..

But yeah dog, you right. Woymn are such whores who only fuck the douchebags..

I don't like you op and I am not even a woman.

First impressions can seal a deal before you even open your mouth.

Chad takes care of his body and himself, he earned that girl.
Instead of whining that you can't get a girl, work off your bitch tits, cut your long greasy hair, shave that stupid goatee and become desirable.

Or you know, keep whining and getting passed over.

>>726581955

Ooo nice strategy. You must be good at starcraft

>>726583258

I do dress nice. Whenever I'm at an event I like to suit up and wear one of those Michael Jackson hats.

I'm shaving my head but I do like to have a nice beard. People say I look a lot like Jason Statham.

>>726582068
i want that decimal part

>>726583176
This.
Fat, average looking guy here
I don't get laid very often when I'm not drinking cause I don't have much confidence, after a few beers I'm much more confident and it works out about 60% of the time. Can't imagine what it would be like if I was more muscle or less ugly

>>726583258
chad was born with a chad face and a 6'3 body you fucking retard

he didn't work for that

>>726581760
Because you're a beta loser no one likes. You put little to no effort into getting laid and just want girls to flock to you. Rather than do something about it you come to /b/ and complain about "chads" taking all the girls. Grow up, grow a pair, and shut the fuck up.

>>726583597
But working to make sure that you don't have your greasy moobs is a choice.

>>726583597
Right, because nothing about your appearance is personal choice. We're all born the way we'll stay forever and nothing we can ever do will change that.

That's why you're fucking microwaved yogurt and picking shredded cheese out of your beard.

>>726583770
You fell for b8 m8

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>>726581760
because women, just like you, want to fuck sometimes and faggots like you always start to feel shit and make stuff complicated.

I mean when you sound like such a whiney entitled little bitch can you blame women for wanting an actually attractive and confident guy?

>>726585128
because she knows someone like you will raise the bastard while mummy gets cummies

>>726583398
>Whenever I'm at an event I like to suit up and wear one of those Michael Jackson hats.

Those hats tend to make vaginas dryer than Death Valley. Try again.

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>>726583398
How can someone be this autistic?

>>726582887
Top kek

I noticed in these kinds of threads most people recommend taking care of yourself and your appearance along with becoming more confident. But how do you gain confidence?

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>>726581760
>>726581760

>be OP
>be bitter virgin

Fuck off back to /r9k/ you sad cunt.

>>726585999
Go win a few fights. That'll boost your confidence up a bit.

>>726585999
taking care of yourself and your appearance.

You know that disgusting fat/ugly girl that really likes you and you have great conversations with but the thought of her sends shivers down your spine because she's not sexually attractive

that's you OP

>>726586083
or loose them

>>726586789
That works too, teaches you some humility or whatever the fuck it's called.

>>726586789
>loose
yeah go ahead and take advice from a 10 year old.

>>726586968
He's got a point though, you can't win every fight. Eventually you're gonna go up against someone you can't beat.

>>726587164
Not if you bring a gun.

Hell, this guy can carry a piece around and gain buckets of confidence

>>726587298
If you need a gun to win a fight or gain confidence you're a bitch, plain and simple.

For fuck's sake.

You sound like fat women who whine about not being thought of as being as hot.

Drink some concrete and harden the fuck up.

>>726587367
Im not denying this, but seeing as op is at rock bottom, its a start.

I dont even own a gun, but my cousins only started pulling girls after he became a cop. And i guarantee its cause he's got that gun.

Cause ive seen his dick, and its nothing to be confident about

>>726587367
>if you need a car to travel 100 miles you're a bitch
evolved humans use tools to avoid wasting energy in simple animal routines

>>726587606
>get into fight
>pull out a gun
>threaten a guy without a gun
>be forever known as the guy scared of a fist fight
>exact opposite of what you wanted happens
>you lose what little respect anyone might have had for you
>continue worthless existence with no pussy

>>726582887
well done

>>726587723
>>threaten a guy without a gun
i don't think you understand self defense

>>726583176
Actually there are loads of obstacles and hurdles

>>726587298
>bring a gun
That really doesn't stand up; ever.

Get into a fist fight and rather than de-escalating or walking away you choose to draw a weapon. This is the epitome of cowardice and a piss-poor attitude to firearms in general.

>>726588056
See
>>726588261

>>726588151

Brilliant solve, Sherlock

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>>726581760
your lying to yourself... its not that chicks dig bad boys... its that you're to awkward and autistic to get a chick

Am I Chad just because I have the social skills to get laid, or are you all just a bunch of puss is that have to hide behind the excuse that you just don't have what it takes?

No.

Honestly guys, I'm not, you aren't, and you don't have to be.
In truth the best thing that I could have ever done for myself was take an improv class at my local community college. It forced me to interact with people outside of a screen, allowed me to fuck up my conversations, spew my spaghetti all over the floor and then have the class help me pick it up. There's nothing better for your confidence than failing miserably in front of people and then have them tell you it's OK and to give it another try.


TL;DR Take an improv class, learn to speak to others, get laid.

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>>726588056
So you unashamedly think that people should fire a weapon rather than walking away? I really don't think you appreciate what getting shot does to someone.

Fist fights rarely end in tragedy and are a somewhat common expression of anger in people.

Put enough people into a concert hall and one will take a grievence with another and will have drank enough to think he can solve this by taking a swing. You put five shots into him and one into the guy standing over his shoulder...fucking bravo.

Yes, this is hyperbole but I'm stretching it to an example so you can see what you're trying to advocate; how would this situation play out for you?

>>726581760
You obviously weren't fucking your friends moms in high school. U suck

>>726583176
Lol bait

>>726581760
Fuck first, relationship second

>>726582068
look at you trying to pick a girlfriend. Just let it fucking happen and stop trying to set prediction and goals on love. YOu fucking degenerate

>>726589015
U assume just because the law says so, no one will have a gun. Woo hoo. The people that obey the law arent the ones you have to worry about

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Beta Male the Thread

>>726589594
>u

Talk like an adult. Not a child

>>726589594
No. I took the most common scenario someone might find themselves having to defend themselves and explored it. I don't get fretful over the infinitesimally small chance that a person actually wants me to die.

Drunken men getting angry and punching people are common. Shooting at people; less so.

You make everyone less safe with that reckless attitude and callousness.

>>726581760
>Why does Chad always get the girls
I had a friend in HS named Chad. He was one ugly motherfucker. We used to call him ratboy. He did get a lot of girlfriends though. Probably more than the rest of our little gang combined, albeit most of us ended up with like a long term girlfriend and thus could not fuck around like we wanted as easily.

Anyway Chad had a really great personality. He was a really nice, kind-hearted, easy-going guy, and a good friend. You couldn't help but like him. He was very outgoing. As it turns out most chicks actually do care more about personality than looks, and that's why he always gotten so much pussy.

So there you whiny neckbeards go. Develop some social skills--enough so that chicks like you rather than feel creeped out and frightened by you. Go ahead and Google personal hygiene too, and start like bathing, brushing and flossing your teeth regularly, wearing deodorant, wearing clean clothes that don't look like something a hobo would wear, etc. and you too can get laid, and/or find long-term love.

Also, develop some interests and tastes that chicks might enjoy as well. It's cool that like Anal Cunt and GG All in are your favorite musicians, but chicks aren't going to get it. They probably aren't going to love Dragon Balls or whatever fucking Chinese cartoons you are obsessed with, or want to discuss whether Boba Fett could kick Bobo Baggins ass or not, nonstop. Chicks like sappy, chick shit and so too shall you if you want to spend quality time with them. You can compromise though. Learn to play guitar. Alot of chicks love guys who are musicians and they love it when you play for them. Some chicks love guys who ride motorcycles or build hotrods, and they love riding around on/in them, as close as possible to their man, while he cruises around aimlessly, show both of his babies off. Basically learn to love cool, manly shit that chicks also find sexy, and do that instead of obsessing so much over doofus horse shit.

>>726582887

feel like a sir

You're just as selfish and shallow as Chad, you're just underdeveloped and trying to use the skills that made you teachers pet and mommies little boy to pick up adult things with vaginas. Grow some fucking balls, go out and get your hands dirty in life, and earn enough fucking self respect that you don't have to concoct elaborate plans to get pussy, but instead go out and communicate with humans you find interesting. Guaranteed one of those human will have a vagina and let you in it.

I love how b and soc will have simultaneously have threads with the message "women are impossible and I'll be alone" and "all women are/ have become sluts and I don't know what to do."
It's YOU dude!

It's you.

>>726582887
Nice

>>726590721
Can't tell if this is copypasta or reasonable advice.

>>726582638
More like they realize they're getting old so they gotta settle with a loser desperate enough to stay with her.

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Stop parroting that confidence bullshit
You can be the most confident man in the world, but if your face is below 8/10, you'll only get a prostitute or a single mom
Unless you have lots of money ofc

>>726591607
>incredible lack of confidence detected

>>726591516
Can it be both?

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>>726591877
Nice argument

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>>726581760
>Why does Chad always get the girls and we who aren't Chad have to wait until our 30s to get the left-overs?

PicRel8 is a "left-over" turned down by local Chad.
Then she fucking chose to date a somewhat ugly dude, who just had a decent income and a decent family attitude.

>inb4 raged because your oneitis

>>726583597
>le tall guys get all the girls meme
I bet you think musicians get all the girls too

>>726592069
She's still lusting after Chad, and will abandon the guy for him at the first chance

When you fuck a girl, she talks to other girls. Most notably about you cock.

>>726591607
>This is my belief.
>It is based mostly on emotional opinion, and lackluster experience
>It is true

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>>726582887

>>726582068
>paedophile

>>726593275
I am pretty sure that the watermark is a part of the joke

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>>726593275

Why does it matter, we are all whores.

Sex loses its luster after you get to a certain point, I'd rather have someone I could just relax around and do shit with.

If you really care about that then you're just going to be miserable. Focus on what matters, a chill chick (or whatever floats your boat) who tastes yummy and is fun.

>>726582887
Made me horny
Is there more or can someone make more?

Ive fuked a chad before

>>726585999
Learn to live with rejection. Get rejected a lot so you get used to it (not just in dating). Then you won't give a shit, and take more chances, and the more chances you take the more chances you'll succeed.

Scientific method!

>>726587475
Ummm...probably bait, but I'll respond anyway. Women like uniforms. Military, cops, firemen.

Have you ever heard the term 'holster-sniffer'?

>>726581760
You're assuming that you're better than these Chads, when in fact you probably have a really shitty personality, are boring as fuck and don't have much going for yourself.

>>726581760
You wouldn't be complaining if you were chad.

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/thread.
>>>/r9k/

>>726596185
where the rest of this shit at? type of shit i need to hear

>>726583597
>be me
> blue eyes with green in center
> 6'4" at 200lbs with 15% body fat

I have desirable genes. I get fresh awesome pussy wherever I go. This is the way the world works anon. I know its not fair and kinda fucked up but you get discriminated against for factors out of your control. Its called evolution by natural selection. If you realize youre at the bottom and youre not planning to do anythng about it (working out actually changes your DNA, epigenetics) then kill yourself. You wont breed so you might as well stop consumption of resources meant for your genetic superiors.

>>726581760
Because women are attracted to men who treat them like shit. Its not just a meme. Women are irrational morons who dont know what they want. The notion of true love is man made my friend.

>>726583398
Doesnt matter if you dress nice if everyone can see your paunch. Lose some weight tubby

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>>726581760
Fucking bullshit. Of course there are some girls who prefer chads, but I know as many girls who are good looking and like other types of men ( also the calm and quiet ones- believe me or not). So quit talking about how chads dominate all women. By the way: most women that can be influenced by chads aren't worth a single look. At least I woudn't date them.

>>726591516
>>726591939
It's neither

>>726583597
theres giant guys out there that look like flies nest in their beards. im not gonna say its all about manscaping, sure theres somethings that cant be completely remedied, but most things can and instead of focusing on your negatives, emphasize your positives.

or you know, keep whining that life (duh) isnt fair

>>726597116
biggest amount of horse shit I've ever read. If all men were like that mankind wouldn't exist anymore. You may argue that this just works because there is just a small amount of REAL MEN but looking what damage these individuals inflict due to their narcissistic nature they aren't worth shit.

>>726581760
Because you are a horrible person who has convinced yourself that you are not, and that "Chads" are.

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>>726597705
>>726598335

>>726594681
>I'd rather have someone I could just relax around and do shit with.
That's a buddy anon. Women suck at anything remotely hobby related and will try to make themselves the center of any activity. You want to "hang out" with someone, find a man. That's why your wife/gf is your wife/gf and your best friend is a that dude your grew up with.

>>726599025
This, shame really.

The perfect wife is a man with a female anatomy., or a woman with a man's brain.

Even traps and gays are full of problems and shit, as far as I've heard.

>>726598501
kek what a joke, i have plenty of friends who are the nicest people ever, yet the only guy i know whos slept with tons of girls was a total retard who did nothing but sell shitty drugs he lied about to his friends, cheated on all his gfs, and sent one of them to the hospital with amnesia because she said she kissed another guy

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>>726598595
Two mistakes. First, also nice guys get laid. Even more: they are able to have deeper and more satisfying relationships with their girlfriends. Second, not all girls are manipulative bitches. And to be honest, manipulation is what we need in a relationship to make it more exciting and I don't mean cheating, I mean f.e. flirting. So don't be afraid of female manipulation. It has only power about you if you want it to

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>>726582887
>>726581760

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>>726599275

Cuz good guys usually tend to be shy and kinda afraid of being regected; and girls in the 18-20s usually are looking through security in the partner, that security chads have cuz they now they won't be regected.

>>726599516
Well..I tried my best. Go live your life thinking all women are whores. I promise you will only find whores and the really strong, beautiful women will always be hidden from you.

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You wanna fug lil nigguh? Wanna know what womn wan? heres a cheat sheet.

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>>726581760
Because bitches ain't shit but hoes and trix.

>>726581760
Because you're an out of shape loser that:
>has little to no hygiene
>talks about anime constantly
>has 0 social skills
>thinks girls like shy intellectuals
>has never seen the sun for an extended period of time
>are a furry
>use memes in real life
>no or shit job
>fap to other weak ass dudes in panties
>don't drink or smoke
>can't perform simple household repairs
>can drone on for hours about your Minecraft house
>think women want to cuddle
>general submissive

Sincerely,
Chad Thundercock

>>726600606
apparently a loose grasp of the English language is a Chad trait

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>>726581760
Chad's don't put the pussy on a pedestal, they just approach the girl like they would any other person with the clear goal of fucking the shit out of her in mind. If she turns him down then Chad knows he can simply try again on another girl until eventually he finds one that's down to fuck.

For dating it's probably because Chad's are just more interesting. They tend to cultivate themselves and not really give a shit what women or other people might think of them. This is much more interesting than say a typical nice guy who will adjust his personality to whatever girl he fancies.

Embrace the way of the Chad

>>726596185
Bad bait
Originality

>>726600975
>Not being a man
https://bookofpook.neocities.org/

>>726600758
And that's why you'll make wizard status

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>>726583398

>>726589517
>Love
Holy shit. He is too far gone. We lost him.

>>726583398
>Suit up
First of all stop saying that, you sound like a faggot.
Second you can't just throw on a suit and call it style, that's not how it works. Can you tell me the cut of the blazer? What kind of colors do you usually go for? Does it compliment your skin tone? Tie clip or no tie clip?

>>726601532

30yo 1 girlfriend ever.

It's all overrated, granted the more you obsess and pine for a gf the more depressed you will be while you don't have one, that's just common sense. But most women I meet are uninteresting door knobs. We don't like the same stuff and have zero in common and I'm not about to change who I am just to be able to share that same shit I don't care about with someone.

I like where I am. I can do what I like and am neither actively pursuing or denying relationships. So yeh. Fuck all of you.

>>726581760
Let me explain.

How about we start off with what makes "Chad" so attactive:

1. He's not clingy and he's confident and not afraid to lose her. Women hate clingy and whiny men who will cause all sorts of unnecessary drama.

2. Women are definitely just as oblivious as men are when it comes to relationships. Chad talks to a good game, probably has good funds as well, but he knows how to lead her on and make her think that he's going to spend a lot of money on her or any at all.

3. Chad, being the narcissistic cuntbag he is, will most likely obessively take very good care of himself and have impeccable hygiene.

Also,
>>726582887
kek.

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Chad doesn't exist.

He is simply a figment of these pathetic neck beards who can't actually speak to women and whose idea of a good time, is watch Naruto and eating pizza hut in their filthy and foul smelling apartment.

They choose to demonize the men who actually better themselves by way of physical fitness and by actually respecting their bodies by taking care of them.

They choose to complain and whine about how they want the perfect gamer girl who can cook and clean, be as cute as their adorable waifu, and who can put up with their odor.

Get over yourself, get on a diet, lose weight and go outside. You'll get a girl that way.

>>726602116
Cont.

Chad is also an excuse for why angry, single men are alone. They believe their the good guy who need to put women on a pedestal to respect them until they get hurt enough times to realize that they're just being nice because they wanted pussy. Respect is earned, not given. You shouldn't automatically have high respect for someone just because they have a vagina. Chad knows this, so he's going to treat her like shit.

>>726581760
Because you think being nice to girls == pussy access.

>>726583770

Hay guise guess what!

I just chose to be 6'3, good looking and charming and it totally just happened.

Thankyou wise anon for this god tier advice.

You FAGGOT.

>>726581760
Because chad knows what he wants, makes a plan, and doesn't stop until he gets it. Whereas you sit around crying about it, making a list of well worded reasons why its impossible for you but you deserve it anyway.

The world needs more Chads.

it's difficult when I have nothing to be confident in.

>>726603332
Getting discriminated for your genes is literally how life evolved to its current form. Grow up. Accept the truth. And eat bullets

>>726603332
if youre weak or fat go to the gym.
if youre ugly, save up and get surgery to fix your deformities.
if you have bad manners and habits, take lessons in etiquette. accept criticism from people who you respect.

admit your fucking faults and improve on them. either that or keep blaming society, because that's been working out great for you so far.

>>726583770

What i hate about shitcunts like you and your shit advice...

Is that even at your worst you were doing better than us betas could do at our best.

You did a little self improvement, got results, and therefore firmly believe that everyone can achieve the same results.

Bullshit you fucker.

Dress up danny devito, make him lose weight. He's still danny devito and nobody wants to fuck him.

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>>726582068

> I just want a qt3.14 at the age around 20-25

Is this you OP?

>>726604592
except Danny DeVito had a wife and has 3 children

>>726604869
/thread

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>>726604869
>>726604869
Danny DeVito had much more money than the average /b/ faggot.

>>726591516
It's original, and true.

>>726597843
Well, do feel free to stick to sitting around telling yourself how worthless and undesirable you are, and blaming all women (nothing but vain shallow whores and bitches amirite?) for what you do to yourself. Anger, bitterness, anger, self loathing, and blaming everyone else seems to be working so well for you already, so I can see why you'd be hesitant to do anything different.

>>726603969
Fake it till you make it

>>726594371
>missing the memecenter

>>726604592

Woooooooooow.

This must mean women want to sleep with him.

Your logic is infallible...

>>726605586
At one time he was a fucking nobody. He met his wife before he began film acting, and long before he actually became famous. They met when they both were young, broke-ass struggling theater actors. They've been together over 40 years. Are all women psychic in addition to being filth, evil whores that only want absolute physical perfection and money out of men?

>>726581760
>wait until our 30s to get the left-overs
i got my shot when i was 28.
but i waited to long. I got very good at being alone. It felt weird to be in a relationship , and soon i hated it.
Eventualy it ended, and since then i felt a big burden felt of my shoulders as ii never wanted to be with a girl ever again.