God damn faggots

good thread

>>726563321
big meaty knots till your wifes strap on is like a mini hot dog down a hallway

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>>726563244

Lol

>>726563407
the fox guy speaks the truth.

if i miust

>>726563302

oh this is definitely all hearsay, the only person from management i've heard from about it is my direct supervisor and all she said was "he's no longer with us.."

>>726563373
cutebold

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>>726563398
oh yes
render me incontinent, baby

darwin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3--OW7Vi3E

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>>726563448
That makes it sound like he died.

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>>726563407

I can experience the melancholy already.

>>726563481
ass so broken you have to wear a diaper for life
kirkj status

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you are patronizing me

>>726563520

gave me a chuckle yea

>>726563575
I can be one of those weird fetish guys who wear diapers.

I am not.

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I guess understanding the lyrics will do that.

>>726563631
just like darwin in his day to day life!
ruined so bad he has to seduce desperate people online

But that is better because I do not have to see them.

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>>726563600
Why is Mario Golf so hard.

>>726563750
>ruined so bad he has to seduce desperate people online
to be fair this is accurate for like 90% of the thread

it's a little more ethereal when one can only understand every third word

>>726563816

ever play that nes golf game

EHE

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>>726563846
yes and it was balls to the wall hard at times.

>>726563397
ALRIGHT THEN
commencing egg picking

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Darwin seduce me.

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IS SUCKING DICKS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT

IS THERE NO END TO THE DICKS WHICH YOU WILL SUCK?

WHY DO YOU SUCK THE DICKS?
WHY?

>>726563954
too old

No guy likes being top to another guy
It's always at least somewhat of a compromise, or like a favor he's doing, or just a confused act of show-offy 'manliness' for the purpose of misguided prestige in other people's eyes
They can't honestly enjoy it within themselves, they rely on other people telling them it's the right thing to do

do not seduce stairs, he is an illegal qt
>>726563829
at least nef has a wife, the rest of us are deplorables
please kms

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I tried to do that in voice on one occasion, and you just laughed nervously.

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Darwin seduce me!

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>>726563976

gotta make daddy feel good..

>>726563906

i think i played mario golf on the 64 at one point, but never again after

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>>726564027
pls I am nef

>>726564053
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Darwin, seduce me.

>>726563949
Hnng
Watch the, ahem, "cock", he might get curious

I remember there was a Golf game for the Virtual Boy. Man, that was horrid.

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T-that did not mean it did not work.

>>726564120
already done

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Darwin seduce Darwin.

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>>726564068
That one was amazing.

I managed to find the 3DS one complete at a pawn shop for a reasonable price.

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Alastor give me a high-paw.

>>726564073
no picture, had 2 clarify

i played a terrible karate-themed game on the virtual boy once

>>726564148

complete, as opposed to incomplete?

>>726564226
I'll no picture you, faggot

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THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN THE SUCKING OF DICKS

THOUGH, I DO NOT DISAGREE THAT IT IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT DICKS ARE YOUR PURPOSE FOR EXISTING, THEN SO BE IT

BUT THIS IS A SAD EXISTENCE INDEED

CAN YOU LIVE WITH PURPOSE KNOWING THAT DICKS ALONE GIVE YOUR LIFE MEANING

YOU MUST FREE YOURSELF FROM THIS LIFE OF FELLATION

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>>726564236
as with the box and all that.

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﹡ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖᵃʷˢ﹡

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Here, you can keep my paw.

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I would drink a vaporeon through a straw

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PLEASE

CEASE THIS ENDLESS SUCKING OF DICKS

THERE IS NO GREATER PAIN THAN STANDING IDLY BY AS A FELLOW HUMAN FALLS BEYOND THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR

THINK NO MORE OF DICKS, AND YOU WILL BE FREE

>>726564317

ooooo toasty

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Y-you too.

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>>726564502
>>726564260
>>726563976

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>>726564485

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>>726564502

>>726564647
DUDE

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>>726564647

>>726563541
what is this comic?

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>>726564646
Yes, exactly

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>>726564594
VERY WELL

THIS IS THE LIFE YOU HAVE CHOSEN FOR YOURSELF

I MERELY WANTED TO END THE SUFFERING

WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SO PAINFUL

I WANT IT TO END

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>>726564678
My life goals

>>726564703
Soon,

You babe

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>>726564717

>>726564767
Cool cool

post whores

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDpMlV4LS-8

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>>726565023
will do

my power steering pipe broke in my car
rip

this album sounds better with the vinyl fuzz

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>>726565023

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>>726564832
>

HunnBuns, Matty, laters

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Nothing sounds better on vinyl.
>>726565095
y-you too

What even is that product?

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>>726565130
Take me with you

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Oh yeah, the autistic girl across the street got a Poppy doll for her 18th birthday party this last weekend.

How do you know this?

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I was at her birthday party.

And you failed to invite me...

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We weren't allowed to bring our girlfriends.

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Rough sex?
RUFF SEX!

>>726565531
is she cute?

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>>726565730
arf

if i told you you'd lose whatever wonder you hold for it

>>726565134

you are being uselessly contrarian

I want to pet kissys head

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>>726565785
Rooooruffff

His lower head...

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tsk, timing was off ,was expecting him to be faster

You are simply terrible at everything.

fucking IDIOT

>AM says he wants porn so he can wank and go to bed
>doesn't go to bed

LIMP DICK PUSSY

>>726566017
>>726566045
>>726566045
>>726566045

tfw whiskey dick
better just die now

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I want to go swimming in Zac.

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>>726566090
just go hands free

ejaculate from solely anal stimulation, like a good filly

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As a general rule, Zac does not get to touch me.
>>726565762
No, she has potato-face
>>726565876
It is just the truth.

>>726566142
>>726566180
impossible, im to MANLY for that
>>726566234
Your denial just makes me thrive for you more

>>726566234
oh is she a mongoloid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E

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>>726566283
>impossible, im to MANLY for that

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>>726566291
She's pretty far on the spectrum.
She mostly just repeats what people say when they talk to her and watches the same seseme street DVDs on loop over and over.
>>726566283
>MANLY
>

amm meant manly as in fat

>>726566403
well it's nice you went to her party then

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>>726566234

lower level simian thing to say

>>726566283

toe manly

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>>726566493
I've known her for like 17 years now, my family is good friends with her dad. My mother is one of the few people she will actually respond to meaningfully so really I was just a tagalong with her.
They had all you can eat grilled cheese with bacon though so it was worth.

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>>726566574
I'll own up to that since the alternative is being a hipster douchebag.

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>>726566403

>>726566587
Still nice. Peeps like that don't always have familiar faces

>They had all you can eat grilled cheese with bacon though so it was worth.
Fucking score

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fixed enough for my drunk ass

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>>726566676

didn't even ask me why it sounds better on vinyl
but it's because it's harder to notice the vocalist is untrained because the quality is worse

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It is moderately less appalling than the one you gave me.

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>>726566695
>>726566753
Shoulda used this one.

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goingto bed
fuck you nef, fuck you faggot, I love you kissy, fuck you (love you) darwin
and dom? ur pretty okay <3

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>>726566821
die in a fire <3

Slumber peacefully.

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savage double entendre

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>>726566781

>>726566821
please dont wake up

GO AWAY ALREADY

smooches literally everyone in this thread

>>726566977
>>726566977
>>726566977
>>726566977
>>726566977
>>726566977

Bibulous whore.

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>literally everyone
this is why he got AIDS

>>726567016
Aww thanks

>>726565318
Take you to neverland

god finally i can masturbate

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I'm watching you do it.

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>>726568292
glad I can help. Would like it if someone else posted too though.

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you wouldn't do that

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I might.

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you wouldn't enjoy it

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Why not?

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well damn if you want it so bad

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I don't. Have fun I'm going bed, nini dom

hows shareblue going anyway

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n

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Rip Dom.

it's like a political cartoon, just put the letters "p o e" over the garrote

he's spent 6.2 days of the past two weeks in a video game

what game

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psshh

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3.4 days, not 6.2.

what is 151/24?

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Not sure where you are getting that number from.

i am getting it from avery's steam profile

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Y-you too.

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I am out of plaster, but the support is sturdy.

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>>726564024

151.3 hours past 2 weeks

That is nearly 11 hours a day

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i've never understood what doms get out of it either, all i can understand is that my sexual apex is cock in my ass

>>726570275

he is severely depressed

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top and bottom is dumb and i don't understand either

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>>726570192

belated pets

>>726570541

i don't like being on top

>>726570541
You might be a little retarded if you can't understand

its fucking

you are literally programmed to fuck

you just fuck the butthole, its so easy and so great

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Not everyone is wired that way, Snuggles. Some people don't like assholes. Some people don't like anything.

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i do not want to fuck the butt and i don't want my butt to be fucked

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I am programmed to receive pets.

>>726570673
wew

>>726570846
you are the worst kind of faggot
>>726570814
right right
>>726570879
*pet*

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programmed.. no control

you just see it and gotta have it

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>>726571023
Double wew.

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>>726571023
just rub dicks and they can suck mine and lick my butt
that's it

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>>726571132
you want analingus without penetration?

what kinda bullshit is that

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Of course we have no control. We are all merely constructions of the power structure.

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what is it about the butthole that does this to you

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I wanna dry hump freely like the autistic retard I am

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fluids are icky
they lick mine i wont lick theirs

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ask not what the butthole can do for you

rather what you can do to the butthole

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I am not asking

that's why you are here

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Snuggles, buy me 50lbs of plaster.

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i just want a better understanding of these desires
from the perspective of willing and eager sexual obsequiousness

aohp big words boner is dead

good job dom

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Why are you even still up anyways.

>>726572023
to be here with you, my love

i guess all i can do is hope i have an attractive butthole for my entire tlife

im waiting for my husband to awaken so i can greet him before he goes to work

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That can be possible through cryogenic preservation.

True.

>>726572108
T-thanks.

jesus christ I miss the days when I could see my hubby off and then go back to sleep

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I miss the days where I could wake up and start drinking heavily.

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I miss the days when I could wake myself up inside.

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But you can't wake up.

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you know, mostly i'm just wondering what i can do to be an interesting enough person to keep around

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Have you thought about learning to swallow food items whole and then regurgitate them still intact?

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i guess i'm starting to realize that the only adhesive that holds a homosexual relationship together is merit

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Just be the homemaker. Duh.

This includes the maid outfit.

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I've used my hand for jackin' off for 19 years.

I just bought a Blewit! and a pile of lube.

IT'S

SO

GOOD

First time I took a randon anons advice and it paid off.

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My relationship is held together with the sheer power of my mighty cock

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Merit is disgusting. I prefer all my relationships to be entirely on the superficial level because I am a superficial person.

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>>726573620
>my mighty cock
>>726573620
>>726573620
>>726573620
nefel has the mightiest cock

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i cant bleieve it's acctually so early that i have to go to sleep in order to get a healthy 7 and 1/2 before work

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>>726574257
hi dom
pet me dom

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Go sleep anyways.

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stairs pls go

>>726574413

you'll always have a special spot to curl up in at the foot of my bed

>>726574306

pet

>>726564647
I remember this gif having color.