Secret thread? Secret thread.

start us off with something anon

I got sucked off by another dude at a party the other day and I'm not sure how to feel about it.

I'll go.....I'm married but recently got a girlfriend on the side. Not really a secret tho everyone I know almost knows except my wife and kids.

I had sex with her for the first time two nights ago.

>>726549145
Faggot

>>726548589

I'm gunna kill myself next month.

i killed someone for raping me but sometimes i miss him

>>726549245

scumbag

my mother's car tried to father me. in the front finger.

Im a virgin

Wait thats not a secret

>>726548712
Been trying to get an upskirt pic of my boss for weeks. I'm convinced she doesn't wear shorts panties. Haven't had a clear shot though.

>>726549379
No you won't you will pussy out. But if you do go through with it Livestream it for us?

>>726549145
It's best not to think to hard about it and just kinda go with your gut how it felt. If you decide you don't like it, thats fine just dont do it again

I super want to bang my best friend's hot goth girlfriend but I would never act on it.

>>726549395
howd you do it?

>>726549437
Yeah

I've given up on humanity so much that I'm heavily considering raising a dog and then fucking it.

>>726549622
thats a pussy ass secret, ive told my friends i would fuck their gfs

>>726549145
If you came, you is a faggot. If not, you're questionable.

>>726549670
Why arent you the guy whos gonna kill himself

>>726549670
You won't but if you ever do Livestream it for us

there's a small towing agency that illegally impounded my car several years ago, and i've made a little pact with myself that if i have the means to do so and not get caught, i'll burn it to the ground

When I fucked a girl for the first time i didnt cum, and she sucked me off for like 10 minutes after too. I was fucking wasted though.

this thread doesnt look very secret to me

>>726549694

Yeah I don't necessarily keep secrets.

That's one I never really talked about to anyone, I'd get ostracized as fuck.

>>726549884
then what do you got faggot

I shit myself everyday when im at home alone

>>726549884

you're fine. everyone is EXTRA anonymoose on 4chan.

>>726549855
You won't but if you ever do....

I was mentoring this 15-year-old girl, then things got weird. Mexico is nice though.

I jerk off to my 19yo cousin's pics. Porn can get me hard but i can only finish with those.

>>726549992
y

>>726549500
wot?

>>726550057
i have a thing for my cousins too. Its hard when you only see them once a year and theyre smoking hot

>>726549770
triggered

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>>726549245
>Not really a secret tho everyone I know almost knows except my wife and kids

Are you fucking stupid? shell know soon enough than enjoy your divorce.

>>726548589
>Okay me
I'm secretly in love with my roommate. Its not awkward. she has no clue, and is actually under the impression that I don't find her attractive at all. So were just close friends.
I'm cool with this though. I can love people from a distance I have my reasons.

>>726550062
psychosexual development. for whatever reason i gain pleasure from it.

>>726550002
Until you post a pic of your finger then everybody goes all Columbo to find out who you are.

>>726549145
Either like it or dont, both are cool. Either do it again or dont, both are cool.

>>726548589
I fucked a 2/10 girl and came 3 times

I want to suck a cock but I'm too afraid of STDs

>>726549379
I 'tried to kill myself' a couple months back, it was a really weak attempt and I always knew I wouldn't go all the way. I wanted attention and it was super shitty. It still comes up in mental health reports and every time I read the description it makes me cringe so fucking hard, all the details, a lot of them get something wrong and they always fucking bring it up. I just want to forget it ever happened but I can't escape it. 2/10 would not recomend

>>726550057
My niece crawled up in my lap and wiggled around. The pressure got me hard, but I didn't stop her until I came. I still fap to that.

>>726550156
Kinda looking forward to it actually

>>726549145
You know you liked it, you dirty slut (;

>>726549500
wut?

>>726548589
I'm in the secret thread, don't tell no one

>>726550006
it's fairly rural, near an interstate, and would be pretty easy to do at night. they're closed on sundays, so i can't imagine there would be much traffic nearby at 2:00-3:00 AM

I jack off to women giving birth. Figured out I was in to that shit as a kid, thought it was disappear with age. I'm in my 20's now and nothing has changed.

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Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

>>726549533
Public knowledge, really.

>>726550274
Then leave her ass. If you can find better then do it. Let me guess shes gotten fat and doesnt look good?

>>726550156
I have a mild crush on my female roommate of 5 years. She hates men thanks to her asshole exes, so I never have to worry about some Chad stealing away the platonic attention I do get from her. It's also nice that I get to see her in thin clothing when we hang out daily in the living room.

>>726549537
Easy: all you need is cell and elevator. Get on elevator, lift phone, turn on slow-mo, put phone in pocket slightly slower than normal, and rotate camera to her ass while doing it. Never fails, very discrete, but only if u got slo-mo on phone.

I killed my wife's son a few years ago. To this day and forever more everyone thinks it was an accident

>>726550474
Copypasta

>>726548589
I'm 19 and I have about 200 grand in my account that no one knows about, not even my parents.

i lost my virginity to my father.

>>726549670
If your penis is small enough that you can ACTUALLY FUCK MOST DOG BREEDS, then you've lost already.

>>726550511
No but yeah she's a bit chubby....But that's all good I like fat girls

>>726549145
how'd that happen? did he swallow?

>>726549500
rip

I probably need to eat more fiber

>>726549855
>>726549900
Checked, and double-checked.

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I have a terrible fucking habit of invading friend circles and trying to steal the girls away from their boyfriends in them. I've done it 3 times, I'm 2 for 3 so far and I haven't given up on the third..

It's screwed me out of tons of friendships and I'm kind of alone because of it. I don't really know how to stop and I feel like a jackass but I need the challenge and superiority.

Wat do /b/?
>inb4 kill yourself

>>726550686
Damn, people getting triggered harder than in a race-mixing thread

>>726550251
Details ples
>>726550266
Youre sick please off yourself

>>726550550
We have daily sit down meetings and she always wears skirts. Haven't been able to get the right angle + lighting. It'll happen tho.

>>726550249
I want to suck a cock too

The only reason i havent is because the only people who find me attractive are online and nowhere near me, not to mention im not sure whether its genuine or theyre even more desperate than i am

>>726550266
That's kinda why I killed the step son

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>>726550249
>>726550889
Any of you faggots in az? I'm curious too ..

>>726550648
Greentext? Or at least details?

>>726550266
Age? this may or may not be ok...

>>726551061
9

>>726551127
Yeah I'd kill you too

>>726550859
Same anon again, you MUST post one night if u get them tho!

I found child porn

>>726550648
how was that ? story?

>>726550997
Sorry, im not.
Im from texas.

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>>726550698
Sir let me tell you something right now. Whilst fat chicks are fun.
No man should be shackled down to a kankles.
All women are shit so if your gonna put up with one at least not make it a fatty.
All they do is get fatter.

>>726551225
Let's be fair - if the neice is legal it's creepy as hell, but not worth offing a mofo for...

>>726551299
Dubs don't lie but I honestly really really like fat girls

>>726551299
Don't listen to this anon - it all depends on how attractive YOU are! Better looking you are = more you'd own her ass.

>>726550803
Kill yourself faggot.

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>>726550997
fuck yeah you faggot, but you cant suck my dick unless you get that cash

>>726551057
>>726551252

i;ve made threads before. rubbed my chest when i was like 9. used to give him blowjobs every time my mother left or my brother wasnt home. he would ask me to, but sometimes i wouldnt do it, and he'd leave me alone. lost my virginity to him when i was 14. it stopped when i was 22.

My ex girlfriend used to like to watch me piss then fuck me, and one time I accidentally pissed in her ass.

>>726551422
Yeah this time you earned it.

>>726551318
But the creepy faggot said she was nine. Nine. That's not legal in any white society or even remotely not fucked up

>>726551491
You ok with it? It's not ok at all, but are YOU ok with it now?

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>>726551479
how much? hah

>>726550803
Can't >inb4 the best solution - kill yourself

I've been fucking ugly fat girls I don't find the least bit attractive the last few months.

I meet them on tinder and bumble and be direct with them. They either tell me to fuck off or instantly become submissive.

I think I get off to the power, because honestly none of them are that good at sex and they are not attractive to me at all. Literally popped a pill to be able to get it up with a couple of them.

I constantly degrade them and tell them they're shit. I hit them and fuck them hard and put it in their ass every time.

>>726550997
Nah, NJ.

I feel like I'd only be geared toward feminine guys too unless it got to a point where I was like "fuck it" and just find one to suck anyway.

>>726551479
You want him to pay you to suck your dick? Good luck on that one.

>>726551569
Wow. Ok i missed the age in the original post. I'll shoot myself now...

I know my friends fuck my sister but i let it happen because its kinda hot

>>726551589

yes im ok. im older than you probably. this was many many years ago. in the 90's

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>>726551598
uhh, a dollar? :^)

>>726549589
I mean, I was weirded out by it when it was happening but it felt good at the same time. Now that I've had a few days to think about it I'm grossed out that another man put his lips on my dick. I feel kind of emasculated.

>>726551598
$200 or an eightball.

>>726550607
How? Lottery?

>>726551509
First time I had sex I thought I was coming in bet mouth but really I was peeing. She just kept swallowing it all with the sickest look on her face.

>>726551127
You deserve to be castrated.

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>>726551230
Oh fuck yeah. I'll hook my /b/ros up. This is what I've been getting.

>>726550803
Lol what kind of question is that. Get friends that don't really have girlfriends, and have them to be your true friends.

But on the side you fuck over other people. Like I got a girl right now who I reel in, then leave, she gets a boyfriend, but I pull her back again. Don't know why she keeps coming back, the one before her stopped talking to me because of that.

But yeah, have friends that don't have girlfriends or just don't talk go their girlfriends. Treat everyone else like a game.

>>726550826
>crush up 24 paracetamol
>dilute them in vodka
>top off with water and orange squash to make more drinkable
>Drink about half
>dial NHS helpline
>"I've done this should I go to hospital"
>"yes"
>get taxi to hospital
>I'm completely fine
>talk with the crisis team
>walk home the next day(spent the entire night sitting in the waiting room because if you're at the NHS and not actively about to die them they don't give a shit)
>cue many sessions of therapy with various people
it's all useless, I thought I wanted the attention but all i feel is shame, I sure as hell ain't telling anyone I know about it

>>726551735
You got another man to put his mouth on your dick and YOU are the one feeling emasculated?

>>726549145
mouths a mouth. You're good.

>>726551786
Lol

>>726551397
Me to but its not worth "Being with them". Most will cheat on you anyways from low self esteem.

I have a diaper fetish.

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>>726551509
KEK

>>726551318
Can you even read?

I secretly worship Talos even though it's outlawed.

>>726551687
Do you ever miss it now? Any fond memories of it or just bad memories?

>>726548589
I'm in love with my cousin

>Because she's family?
No, we use to play sexually together when we were young. I was probably 6-7 she was probably 7-8 she's just one year older, I'm not really sure what started it. To me she'll always be that little girl who would rub me through my pants but shy away saying no while I whip out my dick. The girl who would hug me tightly in her closet. We would kiss lightly and after a couple of seconds we would tongue wrestle. We would masturbate each other when the adults looking after us would leave the room.
She's my cousin, my dream, I'm cursed with love that I cannot speak of. I'll be doomed to love her because by default I'm a cuck because of it. The body type she has now is the way I love women. I want to grab waist from behind rest my chin upon her neck and whisper in her ear "I love you more than anything in this world because of you I keep breathing. The blood in me pumps with the palpitations you give me I wish I could have stayed with you and saved you from your torments"

~cockmouse J.I.

>>726551735
That's because you're a faggot. Also stupid.

>>726551637
To be fair, if a guys hot enough, i would pay to suck his dick

>>726549500
What does this mean 00?

>>726551491
did he make u cum? how did the first time happen?

>>726551841
Fell ashamed - it's ill-deserved, but it might help you hit bottom. You need to, otherwise you can't get better...

>>726551631
so what u start the convo off by saying? wanna fuck?

>>726551914
Yeah but somehow there's lots of fat girls....Just saying....But I really really like this one. She's the right kind of fat girl....Big ass narrow shoulders big tits and a very beautiful face. She makes me actually wanna fuck good again and not just have something to cum in

>>726551901
Ikr she didn't even complain just let me finish in her pussy. Fucked her a couple more times,
Doubt know why she didn't complain after she straight swallowed piss.

>>726552059

if i explain it to you it would take a long time. but it was not good and it was not bad. sometimes it would annoy me and other times i would do it no problem because i loved him. its difficult to explain.

>>726551687
Is he dead now? If not, you should seriously, seriously tell people it happened. God only knows people like that usually never stop...

>>726552106

yes i would orgasm sometimes. first time it was by accident. first time what happened?

>>726550251
>Knows/admits done for attention.
Huge loser fuck. My god man. Get a grip.

>>726552342

he passed away already. i wouldnt be saying anything if he was alive. this was in the 90's.

>>726552177
You, my friend, are a marine.

>>726552304
Trust me I understand it more than you think I do...

Does it affect your sex life today in any way?

>>726552375
were the orgasms good or not cuz u didn't want to do it? how did the first time u fucked happen?

>>726551685
>MOAR DETAILS

>>726551127
Don't blame you. She probably got off too.

>>726551863
yeah, might not be the right word but I've never ever thought I would let it happen and I did kind of like it in the moment so I feel emasculated.

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>>726552096
im really good lookin boo ;)

I pee in the soup at work

i'm a cop covering up a state wide program to reduce welfare rolls by incarcerating or killing poor people. the fbi knows about us and secretly approves.

>>726552386
I know, I am currently in the process of getting a grip

>>726552448
"I fucked my own father, and the world keeps turning." kinda attitude. I'm glad you're able to get past something like that.

>>726551786
How the fuck can you piss in her mouth with an erect cock?

>>726552471

the only thing i could think of "affecting me" is that i now find sex kind of boring because i did it so early. other than that i am normal.

>>726552485

i didnt know orgasms could be bad. they always felt good to me. and the first time we had sex was in a hotel room in mexico. he took me for my birthday.

>>726552673
In spurts

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>>726550474
Not this pasta again. Fuck off.

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>Injun Joe is ticklish.

>>726552077
Here let me start a cringe thread for you you cousin fucker

>>726551255
Name one of the people who find you attractive or the place you talk to these people online

>>726552648

it doesnt bother me for some reason. it probably sounds weird to people. but it really doesnt.

>>726552177
Sort of.

I usually introduce myself first, find common grounds and interests and then say "hey what's the reason you're on here?" And see what they answer. When they say "hbu?" I explain I just want to fuck and it's about 60/40 say yes. I only do it with fat girls though, with the better looking matches I try s little harder with less success.

I have about 4 different fat/ugly girls I can now text anytime telling them to come over so I can fuck their ass and then leave.

>>726548589
In 8th grade i got sucked off by some random kid in the stall next to me.

We were both pretty horny at the time and things just went from there. We're pretty good friends now, we try to avoid mentioning it.

>>726552525
Nah dude - and this is coming from a 100% straight man - I'd just admit to myself that 1) it felt good, and 2) you'd never do it again anyway. It's possible to do something gay and not actually be gay.

>>726552540
Facepik?

>>726551734
what if I said I'd pay anything for you to cum in my mouth? :3

>>726550552
Uhm mre dtls.

I like my steaks well done but I always get medium rare so people won't make fun of me

>>726552673
Am i really the only guy in the world who has no problem pissing with a fully erect penis???

>>726552821
doesnt change the fact he committed an act of homosexuality. he is condemned to hell now. Also id be kind of pissed a fag took advantage of me now he thinks hes hot shit saying "yeah i sucked off a straight dude"

Every time I take a shit I can't help but think, "oh, so that's how big a dick I could take"

I farted in my bosses coffee mug, he likes it black but I thought he needed some fart particles!

>>726552723
Did he take you specifically for that? Was it like a family trip or just you and him?

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>>726548589
Over spring break I killed my roommates dog. I didn't really intend to kill it, but the things I did certainly led to its death.

To be fair, the dog was a complete piece of shit. It was one of those things where it needed to be put down anyways but my roommate wouldn't do it because "He'd been his best friend all his life". But I didn't mean to do it. I feel pretty bad and I my roommates extremely upset now. He doesn't know it was my fault.

>Be me
>Go to Colorado for spring break
>Roommate goes to Florida
>Gets an automatic feeder and everything for his shitty dog
>He swears the dog is "trained" to only go shit on the fake turf on the balcony
>Whatever
>I come home two days before him
>There is dog shit absolutely everywhere in the apartment
>NotEvenSurprised.jpg
>The fucking dog is sitting on the floor super happy to see me
>I open the door to the balcony
>Not a single turd on the turf
>Stupid fucking dog
>Grab a frisbee out of our toy bucket
>Jokingly say "See the frisbee boy?! See it!"
>Throw it off the balcony
>"Go get it!"
>Dog runs through the doorway
>Jumps on our bench
>Jumps over our railing
>I watch in disbelief
>The dog actually fucking did it
>It falls 30 feet
>Hits the ground
>Doesn't move for a second
>Whines a horrible noise and starts dragging itself around before collapsing
>Fuck
>Fuck fuck fuck
>I walk right back out the door and drive to my brother's place
>Act like I just want to hang with him the rest of spring break
>My roommate gets back, finds his dead dog, and blames himself
>I haven't told anyone what happened
>Roommate was crying hysterically as we cleaned up all the dog shit
>Had to have his gf drive him to get the dog cremated because he was crying too hard

I'm happy the dogs gone, but I still feel like shit. I didn't think the dog was fucking stupid enough to actually jump off the balcony.

>>726552077
I want more details anon

>>726552941
I can. But I don't like to cuz of the mess.

>>726552941
No I think the other Anon is confusing pissing with actually pissing into the toilet

>>726553007
In this order: There is no hell, you dont even believe in hell cause you're on /b/, didn't take advantage it was consentual, and no gay guy in the history of gay guys has ever thought of sucking off a straight man as sucking off a straight man.

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>>726552848
damn thats... kinky i guess

>>726550474
That's a huge dick move, m8

>>726552845
nah fam, this is 4chan, that shit dont fly here

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>>726553151

>>726553138

he asked me what i wanted to do for my birthday and i told him a friend from school had gone to mexico and she showed me pictures so i wanted to go to too, and then we went. but it wasnt like a sex thing.

>>726553151
That sounds like it's straight from a sitcom

>>726548589
I don't love my girlfriend and thinking about dumping her

>>726552639
Hopefully around a pistol to put in your mouth to do it for real. The world doesn't need more attention seeking whores.

>>726552848
I'd let you suck my dick if you brought me alot of meth and didn't mind if I watched straight porn whilst

>>726552585
What??? That's crazy

I helped my ex to get fucked by a friend s dog

>>726551793
Doing God's work anon

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>>726553151

>>726552786
Sort of just is what it is then.

>>726553426
Hundred dollars says this is samefag replying to his own post.

Okay story time
>be me
>be 4 or 5
>brothers friend comes over
>brother takes off my pants and bends me over
>brothers friend spits in my ass
I've seen him around lately, and he acts like that never happened

>>726553358
yeah dont lead em on bro, thats kind of an ass move

>>726552585
Proof somehow?

>>726553046
;)

>>726553435
Greentext please???

>>726553554
That wasn't spit

>>726553332
I see. So just you and your dad? How many times did you have sex that trip? How long were you there for?

>>726552914
Good man

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>>726552845
gotta kik?

>>726553151
Lol. That sucks. I'm not all that surprised though. One time my brother and I were playing frisbee in the backyard and my dog was in the living room. He saw the frisbee and got so excited that he ran into our glass door and broke it.

Maybe it's a dog thing. Idk.

>>726552774
You would be too if you had a hot cousin and didn't have cock up your ass faggot

>>726553152
What would you like to know?

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>>726551839
Lmao, I was talking more about how to stop but I like your solution more.

>>726552821
I guess you're right. I forgot to mention that this is the first time I've even done anything sexual so it kinda fucked with my head. But I guess as long as I dont do it again I shouldnt worry, thanks.

>>726553800
His idea's definitely better anon - do eet.

>>726553229
I... actually have a thing for straight guys.
To be fair tho, its mostly because a lot of gays are either too girly or too hairy, whereas straight guys often look like normal guys.

>>726552791
ah nice! so that doesn't work with ones that are good looking?

>>726548589
I'm in a secret relationship with my mom. My parents live in the country side now on their own farmland. Every summer I come back for a month from University to spend time with them. There's a nice forest right behind our backyard where me and my mom would often sneek off to for hikes and just to have sex.

>>726553686

yes. just me and him. /sex sex? one time. 2 if you count other stuff/ 4 days.

>>726549245
>Not really a secret tho everyone I know almost knows except my wife and kids.

My father tried to do the same thing, but I knew it since day one. He es such a stupid old faggot, I read all the convos and holy shit he made me cringe. Dubs and I dump convos and nudes.

>>726553814
First thing with anyone? Even better! Means you were desperate is all. Now go out and get a femanon to do it instead. OR don't. Either way is fine.

>>726553397
I've always appreciated the brutal honesty of 4chan, if it makes it better I've never actually told anyone I know and I'm aware that it was a shitty thing to do

>>726553738
Yeah.
User?

>>726553435
Did I see you on another thread like this several months ago?

>>726553928
So the hell stuff was sarcastic?

>>726549500
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
THE FATHER WAS NEVER PART OF THIS!
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FATHER.

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>>726553956
Sounds totally fucked up man, I wonder what kind of mental disease you both have, but I somehow envy you, I can't cope with less traumatic things.

>>726553956
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>726553945
I mean it might. I just usually take less risk with the better looking ones because I actually care if they fuck me or not. The fat/ugly ones are indisposable

Literally as I'm typing this one of them sent me a nude on Snapchat and messaged me saying she wanted to come over. But I just came so no

>>726554213
If you're both legal, who honestly cares? Pics plz!

>>726554134
Sorry, im not the person you originally replied to. Didnt mean to give off that impression.

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>>726551422
>>726551520
>>726551612
>inb4 I fuck your girlfriends too

I constantly dream about fucking older men, particularly my old high school chemistry teacher, whilst sleeping next to my boyfriend every night. I'm a 21 y.o girl :(

>>726554022

I see. Interesting.

How many times do you think you guys had sex in total before you stopped? Why did you stop?

>>726553478
Trying to.

>Be me
>I fucked your mother.
>timetogo.jpg
>I stop
>forgot my car keys
>turn around to go back and get them
>see your mother
>I fuck your mother
>get up cuz now I'm late for work
>pull pants up
>look over
>can't resist
>I fuck your mother
>call work
>tell them I won't be in
>don't have to fake sick
>fucking your mother makes me sound sick
>fucking your mother is sick
>I don't care
>hang up the phone
>look over
>see your mother
>damn I'm thirsty
>I fuck your mother
>go grab some drinks
>come back
>I fucked your mother
>good day
>I fucked your mother anon
>I fucked your mother
>I
>Fucked
>Your
>Mother

>>726554367
You do realize you could go fuck him anytime you want, right?

>>726554367
I'm 29 hit me up.

>>726551491

How would he ask you for blowjobs?

>>726554367
Normal

>>726554022
Did he use a condom or nah? Cum inside?

>>726554459
this fucking kid...

>>726554466
Checking them trip-dubs.

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>>726554459

>>726554404

i dont know. a lot. i didnt count. i never thought someone would ask me that. but it happened less as i got older and then it just stopped. we didnt talk about it or anything.

>be me
>oldfag
>lurking /b/ when le wild normie appeared
>shitposting old memes
>nope.jpg
>use my oldfag triforce powers to rekt normie
>have friends in /pol/ /fit/ and /k/
>call them over to /b/
>le meme war begins
>like a boss I win
>celebrate with a rekt thread
>mfw I'm so degenerate for being a /b/tard but proud at the same time (?

>>726554466

"i need a favor". "can you do me a favor". "your mom is going to grandmas, can you..." and then i already knew.

I'm the vocalist in a local band that is moderately popular in my state. We're not HOLY SHIT, FAMOUS! But we're pretty well known.

Only thing is, we wear masks to conceal our identity. The chick I'm in love with fucking LOVES our band and I'm thinking about revealing myself to her. Kind of torn on it, because I don't know how she'll react.

Not really a super secret thing, more or less advice, but any advice? ._.

>>726554526

he would pull out. but sometimes i could feel some of it would go in. but i dont think it was intentional. i got on birth control when i was older.

>>726550803
buff pls

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>>726553956
I saw your post a few nights ago I think. This is her right?

>>726554671
Yeah I guess keeping count would have been weird.

I was in a similar situation as you. The same thing happened. The older I got the less and less we did it and we just stopped eventually and never talked about it. However closer to 17-18 than 22

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>>726554111
nah u lemme know ur userame first anon :^)
im dominate like that

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>>726553151
>Roommate was crying hysterically as we cleaned up all the dog shit
i felt bad for all involved till this, i couldn't help but giggle at the thought.

>>726554770
I gotta know why this isn't a no-brainer for you, OBVIOUSLY tell her unless you are hiding something.

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>>726554840

>>726554694
>been a /b/tard since 04
>/x/pol/g/v/sci/ all containment boards
>all old /b/
>dgaf

i like to go on omegle and show my body to strangers

>>726554905
Because if she gets too excited she can leak our identity and that's kind of our gimmick, being unknown. Only recognizable by stage names / masks.

>>726554835
Until this post, I thought you were a male the whole time...

>>726554871

yeah i've read books about it. apparently it happens a lot. like 1 in 5 girls. Thats 20% of women.

your father too?

>>726555021

its normal. most people here are males. so even i assume that.

>>726554768
Would he cum in your mouth? Would you swallow?

>>726549245
>Not really a secret tho everyone I know almost knows except my wife and kids.
This is where you fucked up. Discretion is the least your wife and family deserve. You are disgraceful.

>>726554213
I think about that every night. I wonder why and how my life got to this point and how it could ever really work in the long run too. Makes me depressed thinking about it some times.

>>726554218
Nah, posted them a few days ago.

>>726554856
Yeah and there you go Anon.
>>726554218

>>726555021
Same, now it seems less fucked up for me, not sure why but I'd rather don't think about it. Hope you are happy now tho.

>>726555035
Brother actually. Started when i was 12 and he was 14

>>726549379
I killed myself last week. It was okay. Might do it again next week.

>>726555020
See, I knew there was a catch... Do not tell her under any circumstances. You'll love it.

>>726555035
>tfw daddy didn't want me

>>726548589
I feel like I am loosing the relationship I have with my fiancé. When we talk it's nice enough, but the conversation never goes long or is only about what things we need to get done. He says he loves me and I know he does but I miss hearing him say it with the conviction he once did. I feel we are just good friends or roomates.

>>726555125

i would do that sometimes if he would hurry up and cum fast because i wanted to do something else i was doing before he asked. other times i wouldnt do it. and he'd just cum somewhere else. like my boobs.

>>726555214
'happy' isnt the word i would use - but now i understand why everyone keeps askign for details rofl

>>726548589
I'm 40 years old and haven't been laid since 2009. fml

>>726555020
Honestly if I were you I'd try to fuck her with the mask on

>>726555445
This. Best idea ever.

>>726555227

yes. males are like that. always horny. it doesnt surprise me. even males my age (30s) are always wanting sex, and it can be overwhelming.

>>726548589
Sucked my friends Dick, I loved it, even after I had a serious girlfriend of 3 years be came over with some beer and we blew each other in the shower

>>726555506
On behalf of all men i apologise, and please post titpics.

>>726555313

if thats your thing. sorry. but its not as idealized in practice as you think it is.

>>726555577
Nice

>>726555589

i cant right now. i have people around me watching a movie but have done it before. so i dont have a problem with it.

>>726555592
Oh I'm sure. It was the other way for me. I tried when I was 14. He pushed me away.

>>726555709
SARCASM!

>>726555506
Yeah I'm sure they are. How did he get you to do it the first time? For me my brother wanted to play truth or dare while we were in the pool and eventually he dared me to rub his dick. Kind of went on from there..

>>726550552
HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE - DETAILS PLEASE!

>>726554367
do u masturbate and cum thinking about him? how is the orgasm compared to other ones

>>726554871
how did it start?

>>726555737

your father was a normal person. mine wasnt. thats why.

>>726555801

do what the first time?

>>726555746
i dont understand this.

I used to be a radioman onboard a submarine in the Navy, and we once went to the North Pole, came through the ice, and i took the pokestop that exists there. I still have a pokemon on it. It's a pidgey.

>>726555902
>your father was a normal person. mine wasnt. thats why

Yeah. I mean looking back in sure I freaked him out pretty bad. It was crushing for me at the time.

>>726556017

i read the case of a girl who had a crush on her father and got sent to a mental clinic for therapy. im surprised that didnt happen to you.

>>726555315
how old are you anon?

>>726555902
Do anything sexual the first time. It started as "fun truth or dare" for me and eventually he would do the same kind of "can you do me a favor" thing to get me to blow him.

>>726555801
how did it go on from there? can u tell story about the first time he made u cum? first time u had sex?

>>726556121
24

>>726556098
He just made sure we were never alone together.

>>726548589
A while back, when I'd fap, id progressively look up increasingly weird/fetish/fucked up things to fap to. Everything seemed to bore me at some point. On one occasiOn I used Tor to look up illegal shit and fapped to the preview pictures. Most shameful moment of my life. I've since changed, but thinking back on who I used to be and how low I sunk makes me sick.

>>726550416
If it's J&J Towing is Austin I'd gladly be your wingbro. They would routinely more or less steal vehicles off the lot of the apartment complex I used to work at. (Claming no parking pass/other shady business practices) I incedentally came up on one their prospective drivers one time at like 2am prowling our lot, with zero visible ID, company insignia, jacket hood cloaking his face, tow truck parked at the grocery store next door, moving towards me with intent in his step and immediately moved to my trunk and put my hand on a 12ga. awaiting this daft idiots next move only to realize shortly thereafter that he was just casing our lot/ inadvertently putting himself in physical jeopardy at a very small and internally well-known community. Basically fuck 90% of that industry. Their a shit service dominated with horrendous people.

>>726556262
that sucks, I feel like I'm in the same boat... were basically just friends at this point but I feel like I'm missing out.. my kik is funtimes_9169 if u wanna talk

>>726549245
Yoooo I'm in love with/having a secret affair with a married man. He doesn't have kids though.

>>726556341
Fapping to gays isnt illegal

Heres mine
> .

>>726556395
Does the person you're with at least return the favor of oral cus if so you still win. Some how I feel like you're just looking to see tits.

>>726555176
Moar? Does your dad know?

>>726556451
It should be

>>726556183

when i was young (like 9) i would lay down with him on a couch he used to have and he'd rub my chest and butt under my clothes. but every time my mother got close or my brother came to the living room he would move his hand away, so i knew what he was doing was "secret" even though i was young. then when i got older he started doing more and asking me to do things. one time when i was taking a shower he came in the shower and told me to wash his penis with soap and when i was doing it he told me to "wash it like this" and he eventually ejaculated in my hands. obviously i didnt know he had just cummed but it was like a novelty to me so I kept doing it after. i dont remember the first time i did it with my mouth but it happened sometimes after that in the house. normally i would just do it in the living room while he was sitting down, or if someoen was home he would ask me to go with him somewhere else and I would go and do it there. like the garage. or his car. then it just became routine, so i knew what he was asking me for every time he asked.

>>726554041
Yeah dump em. In need of cringe

>>726548589
I fuck hookers.

>>726556451
It wasn't gay porn, I've fapped to that too. I've fapped to basically everything. I was attracted to taboo, and I'd keep looking for new novelty. I never thought it was an issue until I wound up in that dark place. I don't know how people can continuously fap to that shit and live with themselves.

>>726556500
ive seen enough tits sorry not looking for that... ya she gives me head sometimes but isn't into it so its not very good.. she never wants me to go down on her. it really sucks cuz that is my favourite thing..

>>726556359
Oh and for my secret(s):
I know a former dealer that sold somebody a bad batch that later perma-OD'd, dealer was never caught up in aftermath.

I conterfeit money for a cartel.

Killed a toad once, still feel bad about that.

>>726556565
did u like it/?

>>726556991

when i started orgasming i did. but before that i would just do what i was told.

>>726556901
i find myself having to hide when I fap now cuz i get so horny and need a release, its becoming a real problem.. u do that too?

>>726556565
Yeah kind of the same with me. When we started out it was always in the pool (we had one where we lived). At first it was always "do you want to play truth or dare" but eventually while we were swimming he would just come up and grab my butt or my boobs and then I would know what he wanted.

Eventually, he started grabbing outside of the pool and I would push his hands away but he wouldn't really stop unless I either let him or got mad at him. One day when we were alone in the house I went to take a bath and a few minutes in i heard the door open and he was standing there naked. That was the first time I blew him.

After that we would do it almost exclusively outside the pool, but only when no one was home. He would often try to put my family in situations in which me and him were left home alone for long periods of time and I could tell he was doing it. Eventually he wanted to do more than me blowing him but he said that he "didn't want to take my virginity" so he would just rub his cock on the outside and push my legs together until he would come on my chest.

I really enjoyed it at times, and at others I felt ashamed. It is an interesting thing because I love my brother, but it was weird at the same time

>>726557203
did u ever cum?

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>>726556505
No, not yet. I'm scared for my life that he's going to find out one day. I think it would just completely destroy him if he knew.

I have stolen from emails or phones whatever nudes pics of several of my wife's friends...one set got found on my computer but I was able to explain it away,,,should I stop or try and get more

>>726556901
It's hard to keep a relationship going if there is not intimacy. He has no real desire for sex and I have too much libido. He's not into like anything no fetish no kink. He even stopped masterbating to see if that would help our sex life. I just wish getting me off was something he worked as hard for as he does his body.

>>726557356
how do u hack them? i wanna do that..

I was never sexuaally abused, but I regularly fantasize that my older bf molested and fucked me when I was little or that he was my daddy (and even older) and molested me while he raised me. I feel bad about it but it really turns me on fuckkk makes me cum so much. Sometimes I watch him jack off to pics of me when I was younger. Before me he always preferred older partners. Hope I didn't unlock a fucked up part of his psyche.

I mean, I always believed as long as sex is between consenting adults, there is nothing wrong with fantasy play and we shouldn't surpress ourselves because that's part of what causes sex crimes... but theres still part of me that worries he and I are just fucked up.

>>726557389
damn thats hard for sure, sounds like ur more like me in that u have the higher libido.. fuck its frustrating sometimes, u wanna kik ?

>>726550607
How?

>>726557461
My girlfriend is my "good little girl."

>>726557389
I took there phones when they came over and changed some passwords...one asked us to feed her cat while she was out of town and left her computer so that was easy

>>726557507
Sometimes I'd get so horny I'd blow him while he was asleep just so I could get something. Doing it yourself works but gets boring fast. I don't have a kik.

>>726557260
When we started out no. I didn't but puberty until about a year after we started and after I did everything was a little more sensual and sensitive. I came my first time with him one day when he decided he wanted to try 69. He came into my bedroom early in the morning and woke me up and told me that our family was gone for the next few hours. I knew what he wanted so I got ready to blow him but he said he wanted to "taste me" and that really got me going. One of the few times I really wanted it.

>>726557604
Ahh, a familiar term of endearment. I hope you two have lots of fun :)

>>726557661
Huh not actually trying to steal private photos. I think it was someone else.

>>726557680
wow thats horny alright, i tried to do that but she would never let me... u should get kik, its easy and I like talking to someone in the same boat as me, it might just change your life ;)

I feel bad about taking them and won't ever post them bc they are good ppl but I really don't want to stop seeing them nude...I like it way to much

>>726557710
that sounds like u enjoyed it

>>726557930
who are they?

>>726557785
He thought it was a dream. I get being self conscious but I feel like if a guy is begging to eat you out, fucking let go of it. That's ok I'll try talking to him again tomorrow.

>>726558044
No one famous just my wife's friends

>>726558000
Yeah. One of a few times I was actually enjoying it myself.

Most of the time I was happy to make him happy and I didn't mind. But sometimes it got annoying.

>>726558100
haha exactly! I just wanted a lick is all

>>726558341

you're a terrible, terrible liar.

>>726558112
cool, what do they do in the vids?

>>726557289
More? She's hot

>>726558470
Good luck maybe try when she's drunk. People tend to let go of hangups like that when theres liquor in your gut.

>>726558505
I only got one vids from it (bj)....I got mostly pics