Does penis size matter?

>>726539171
Yes and anyone who tells you otherwise is getting cucked by someone with a big dick.

Women are shallow.

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>>726539171
If youre handsome,charming and not a fucking homeless youll be ok,it depends tho, a booty call isnt the same as a long term relationship

>>726539303
If you only date whores who lost all their interest in somebody due his penis size youre doing it wrong kid

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>>726539171
if its that small
yes

>>726539506
implying a bootycall or a long term relationship is more likely to be ok with a small pecker?
>>726539171
i mean she is sucking it

It matters to a degree

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Nope.
And OP is hung like a horse!

>>726539171
lol that must be shooped

it matters, but it isn't essential

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>>726539171
Nope

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>>726539171
Why do you ask?

i don't really think so
most women don't cum from just penetration anyways, no matter what size your dick is

if you can make her cum through just oral then she'll be satisfied and your dick size won't matter

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You could always do humiliation porn.

>>726539707
yet he's getting head, you fuck your hand.

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>>726539999
QUADS!

LOL

>>726539171
As long as you're like 6 inches it's whatever man

>>726539171
Depends on the girl but mostly, no. Girls attach more importance to emotional connection than physical. Of course this isn't true in all cases. Some girls are shallow just like some guys are and wouldn't give a girl with small tits the time of day.

I once bought this giant silicone sleeve for my dick to fit inside of, like for super girth to fuck my wife with. She didn't like it, and told me to take it off.

She can't cum from penetration and it pisses me off. My dick's like 6x4.5

>>726539744
We are not animals dude, that "Penis size durrr" its a meme, as i said if youre handsome, charming,and your personality makes her fall in love there would be no problem, but i guess thats saying too much being on /b/

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>>726539999
Can't remember the last time I got quads.

http://www.drelist.com/penile-lengthening-surgeries/ Totally considering this

when it comes to relationships, no.
but when it comes to sex, yes. statistics show women prefer like 7in or above.

so either the "size doesnt matter" girls are liars, or the shallow girls have a voice thats about 1000x louder.

theres a triangle bruv

looks(including dick size), personality, and wealth

if you got short handed on the looks and dick size work on the other two, being that the dick size and looks is just genetic

you need at least two of the three, all three is great

>>726540350
you also need a black friend to cuck you from time to time

>>726540357
this bitch looks dumb as fuck

jesus, if my dick was as small as the ones posted in this thread I would literally killmyself

>>726539171
Yes, but only for penises <4.5 inches

It's mostly dependent on how long it takes you to cum though
Just last long enough to make her cum

>>726539171
No. All that matters is you getting off. Who gives a shit if she doesnt

>>726539171
Why are you asking this here, only a girl can answer this question for you (assuming you're straight). And of course it matters to them, they aren't above that level of scrutiny. Matters to gay dudes too.

>>726539669
White boi with 4 incher confirmed

>>726540569
Mostly the second, only the shallow ones are the ones actually talking about it just as guys do, if a big penis was necesary nature would given you already a big one, why do you think all horses have a big dong?

>>726540750
Dude I only know of like 2 chicks to ever fuck black dudes and they were total rejects that the white guys made fun of. Niggers are the least attractive race, that's a fact.

>>726539171
Apparently not, as that girl is better looking than any girl that I've had sex with.

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yup

>>726540919
12 year old who discovered /b/ in a youtube video confirmed

>>726541006
>niggers fucked these white trash girls
>therefore niggers are the least attractive people ever.

I laughed and replied. Not bad.

>>726539171
on the plus side you would be able to get it all the way in her mouth

Penis size is like inverse age difference.

After a certain point it's all the same, but if the number's too small then it won't do at all

>>726539171
Yes it does paki guy here

5inch dick also

my wife who is also my first cousin; six months into our arranged marriage started to be a cunt

then came out saying she needs a good fucking by a bigger dick. she told me that day that she doesnt even feel my dick much in any position but missionary

turns out she got ran train on by white guys in uni after a party and got accustomed to the size queen life

i now regularly take her to doggin spots where she get shagged for up to three hours before i pick her up

>>726539744
>>726539999
>>726540244
>>726540688
>>726540777
nice

>>726540919
U mad white boi? Lol, tiny dick craka

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>>726541130
How is that in size? Good or bad size?

>>726539171
no for 3 reasons

>>726541006
Your mother would say otherwise. She drools for the turgid ebony shaft

I'm 7.5 which I didn't think was that big until I found out that average was close to 5 inches.

anecdotally I've had two ex girlfriends come back to get fucked when their next boyfriend was only average.

So I'd say yes.

>>726541440
Divorce her

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>tfw you're 7x5.5

In my experience, women like to get roughed up and treated like sluts in bed. I feel like it'd be hard to take a man seriously if he tried to do that stuff and had a small dick.

IDK though, you'd have to as a chick and there probably aren't many here.

My hardest is 4.5 inches. Maybe 5. Cock rings help make it thick. My gf of 3.5 years seems to love it, she cums hard and multiple times. Not every move is achievable, but the main 3 work fine.

My ex said she enjoyed my dick as well. But im sure booty calls would not end so well.

>>726541006
calm down buddy i was joking

>>726542251
My man.

I'm sure average is fine, but honestly I love it so much when a girl comments on the size, or when she can't take it all the way down.

I wouldn't want to live without that.

>>726542030
how would i go about explaining it? she seems adamant on staying married to live cushy

if we did somehow her family would probably kill her or send her to pakistan to get fucked by some other cousin and stay there

she and another cousin tried to black mail me even
my wife showed my cousin my dick pics and she said she would say i tried raping her if i didntncomply

>>726539171
Sorry to say, but it does if you don't have a lot of money.

True, story:

>Lost all opportunity for employment after being framed by a lying cop (don't want to talk about it right now, so don't ask; it's still in court, btw)
>Literally had no money, but at least went to bars and clubs every Fri & Sat.
>Walk down the street.
>On the way to my club, see this fat-assed milf walking down the sidewalk to some restaurant.
>Turn around.
>Talk to her.
>Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her to come to parking lot, so we can kiss.
>We make out in parking lot. This milf is like 20 years older than me and I'm 32.
>Take my hard 8 inch dick out and let her hold it right there in the parking lot.
>Nothing more happens right then. We exchange numbers and I text her and offer to come over, but she says she lives too far away.
>2 weeks later. We go out, fuck like rabbits.
>Turns out she has a huge mansion.
>End up moving in with her, haven't worked a day since.
>Fuck her at least once a week, sometimes every day. I usually fuck her from behind while I think of other women.

And this is all thanks to me whipping out my dick when we first met.

>>726542660
For sure brother, if tomorrow my dick shrunk down to a size like what's in here I would kill myself

>>726542788
Hells yeah, big dick power

nah, she'll try really hard not to laugh, feel sorry for you, and jerk/blow you like in any other relationship. for actual sex, though.... nah. she'll pass. we'll figure something else out.

then when she's out with her friends, it will eventually come up. "so how is he... you know...." "well, like i said before he's... really not that well endowed so its frustrating" "oh wow haha. awkward" "yeah its pretty bad. i feel sorry for him"

no big

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>>726542660
The best is when they can hold it with 2 hands and they still have room for more

>>>726539171
It matters to some people, and not to others.

Size is also a little vague. Girth tends to matter more to women, length to men (prostate).

>>726542788
>And this is all thanks to me whipping out my dick when we first met.
Sure it has nothing to do with her being old and desperate and you being twenty years younger? Because I'd wager they both played a part too.

>ITT: virgins

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doesn't matter much if you are "compatible"

i.e. my dick hits the specific spots in my wife's vagina that need hitting. I'm only about 5.75 inches. we are madly in love after 8 years and she still cums relentlessly.

>inb4 works of fiction, fools, etc.

>>726543212
Yeah, I guess that's true too.

I don't know, man.... she might not have called for me to come over if she wouldn't know how big my dick was.

Two weeks to call and hang out is a long time. I usually get to fuck milfs who are into me the same night of meeting.

>>726542660
>I'm sure average is fine
It is fine; but as long as we're not talking about dicks that are so big that they scare away more than they reel in, bigger seems to generally be an advantage... Unless the girl is into regular size, but I'm still not sure if that actually exists yet.

8 inches here

Some girls are obsessed with it, but ultimately a big dick just gets you some sex. Once you're in a relationship, everyyyythiiinnggg else matters but your dick.

They get bored with it.

>>726540113
lets see your peewee

>>726540113
>yet he's getting head
Like that means anything.
>What is porn?
>What are prostitutes?

The 8 inch rule is mostly because only 8 inch plus cocks tend to be thick enough.
The most important thing is that that you can't wrap a dollar bill around your dick with the ends touching
If you past the dollar bill test you have over 6 inches of girth which is very fat

I'm 8.25x6.5~ inches and girls dont always want it deeper than 7 inches

>>726543701
inb4 everyone tries to wrap a bill around their dick and cries

>>726543701
wrap the bill, hot dog or hamburger?

Pretend all you want that size don't matter but you know deep down that if you had a big fat cock, you would be more confident and women would like you better

>>726543581
>Some girls are obsessed with it, but ultimately a big dick just gets you some sex. Once you're in a relationship, everyyyythiiinnggg else matters but your dick.

This. My second ever relationship was with a girl who grew up conservative and was very insecure about her sexuality. Didn't matter how big I was, nobody was getting that girl off until she got into the right mindset.

Happy ending, she started going to therapy to sort her shit out and started getting orgasms during the last few months we were dating. I think she's doing well now.

>>726543825
hamburger
if you fail the hotdog test then that is just beyond tragic

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>>726539999
>humiliation porn.
Why would someone even sign up for that? As if having a penis that's so small that it even makes average Joes confident wasn't enough; it's like they view this as their only marketable skill or chance for recognition or something. No way somebody could get paid enough to do that.

>>726543990
Do get your dick touched, sucked and possibly fucked by a porn star though.

>>726542777
>how would i go about explaining it?
Good point. At first you could have just said because she's a cheating whore, but your complicity in this does definitely make you seem more pathetic now.

>>726543473
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying your wang doesn't play any part. But are older women not more desperate where you live? Because they've sure as fuck got a rep for it where I am.

>>726539171
Money and social status are the only things that matter.

>>726543581
>>726543957
Reminds me of a story my old man told me.
>Worked at steel refinery/mill/whatever the fuck
>Everybody used communal showers at the end of the day
>One of the workers is damn near being classified as a tripod, but is still going through a really, really ugly divorce
>One of the other guys in the room tries to lighten the mood by saying something like, "How could she be unhappy with that thing?"
>Guy just deflatedly replies with something to the effect of, "It's got nothing to do with it"

>>726544338
Your penis is at least one standard deviation below average isn't it? I

>>726544246
I Could always just try and flat out lie about stuff back saying i dropped her off at friends and i would pick her up from there too, what she did in her/that time was unknown

as for the cousin who saw my dick yeah of course it was bound to happen she was carelessly flicking through my wifes phone

>>726540263
Most chicks can't. My girl can sometimes, but I gotta add a lot of contact or deep grinding.
As for those sleeves/extensions you mentioned, these are pretty nice..
https://perfectfitbrand.com/fatboy-extenders.html

and unlike most, they actually feel nice for the person wearing them. I sell sex toys for a living.

>>726540263
>>726545091
wearing one of those things is like cucking yourself

>>726539171
>The current year
>Asking lonely virgins on /b/ for sex advice
Having this much autism hurts your chances waaaay more than having a small dick, just fuck bitches, get your nut, and move on

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Okay, so...
If men under a certain size are more or less incapable of satisfying a woman, does that then mean that they shouldn't even bother and should only focus on their own enjoyment instead? I realise to that at least one of you is about to retort with something like, "But then she won't call you again," but really; does that even matter? I mean if her being unsatisfied is going to be the deal breaker for a second encounter and they know they're not going to satisfy her, why not just disregard her needs altogether, focus entirely on themselves and let her and some other guy worry about her getting off?
Inb4 someone says they don't get that far in the first place. If that were the case then there wouldn't be so many stories about it to begin with.

Considering they can fap to orgasm without actually penetrating themselves, unless it's comically small, I don't think it makes much difference. Just nerves rubbing against eachother.

>>726544832
Wait what country do you live in? If you're in Asia, Africa or Europe have you considered just doing an honour killing? Either that or:
>>726542777
>if we did somehow her family would probably kill her
So why not just do this?

>>726544812
Either that or his looks are below average enough that this has become his mantra.

Best bet is to become gay. They are generally accepting of all dick sizes. I know chicks with really small dildos tho so idk.

not to hookers

>>726539171
Ron Jeremy doesn't seem to think so.

Who do you want to believe?

>>726544156
Why? Are they even any better than regular women? Plus I'm sure I could find a woman who was abused as a kid without having to make contact with the porn industry.

my cock is a hair under 7 inches long with 5.5 inch girth but still a virgin, am I gonna make it, lads?

>>726545834
I always figured gays preferred smaller, taking a giant dick up the ass doesn't sound very pleasant and it would fit better in the mouth.

>>726546074
maybe

>>726546146
I like sucking and playing with small dicks, but when it comes to ass fucking give me a big boy.

>>726545759
UK/England bro

i aint trying to be jailed

if i revealed she was shagging white guys/cheating they'd most likely do it

at the same time i dont wanna ruin her life tbh

i wasn't mentally affected by any of this in the end we fucked and still does just she doesnt enjoy it; but i nut still

at most it showed me i aint fucking no fat asses cos i aint gonna make her flinch

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>>726539171
Yes.

>>726539171
depends. i mean if you get to the point where she takes your pants off, it won't matter really at that point, for that specific instance.

if you offer nothing but sex to a girl, then yes dick size matters. but if you offer other shit, it matters less.

i'm going for yes but with stipulations.

>>726539171
It only matters if it is popular to say it matters. otherwise no. lesbians don't seem too obsessed over clit size.

>>726545091
>be drinking one night
>sms'ing with female friend
>end up at her place and long story short my dick ends up in her mouth
>fast forward a while
>messaging her online one night
>she tells me she wants my penis
>no reading between the lines shit, the phrase, "I want your penis" was used verbatim
>Not really in the mood and had too much shit with her by this point, so I'm trying to dissuade her
>Me: But I'm not even that big; I'm only average. You already know this.
>Starts telling me about how she can't cum from pentration and wants it still.
Aside from moments like that casting some doubt on some of the size queen shit that gets posted here, I didn't know that some chicks being unable to cum from penetration was even a thing before she told me.

mfw dick is 3.5 inches

i weigh 310lbs ish if i lost weight i might grow a whole inch (i have a big fupa) maybe lucky and get an extra 1.5. honestly it just sucks all the confidence out of me when i do anything and i'm very depressed about it.

>>726545834
>Best bet is to become gay
Nigga if being gay was actually a choice then I would have made it years ago. Homosex is just not for some people, anon.

>>726546772
take out your frustration on weights, son.

>>726546146
I'm bi and I like big and small dick sizes in my ass. Big dicks are nice to suck but they can hurt, small dicks can be really attractive and are also really fun to suck/deepthroat.
Also there's big dicks that don't look aesthetically pleasing and theres small dicks that look cute and perfect to me. I prefer more medium size dicks, around 5 inches is the best imo.

Being gay is dope but being bi is even better.

>>726546560
>UK/England
>i aint trying to be jailed
You won't be. Those pathetic shits will probably think that you honour killing your wife is just adding to the cultural enrichment and social patchwork of their vibrant society or some other gay shit.
Other than that how are you okay with this? Nevermind the act itself flying in your face, you said they blackmailed you. Seriously you should tell her family and let them do the legwork for you. Not your fault if her father's a savage.

>>726539171
Only to insatiable whores. Bitches cum from you licking their slit. Do the math.

It matters but it's not like you need to be swinging donkey dong either.

If you hit cervix she isn't going to be happy about it at all.

Better to be average length and thick.

>>726540896
/thread

>>726540516
Why?

If you're average length then you're wasting your money.

>>726540832
Stay original

>>726539171
Depends on the hole. I'd go with a 9 iron, son. Just to be on the safe side.

>>726547139
>Bitches cum from you licking their slit.

I'm sorry your penis is small

For a relationship? No
For a hookup? Yes

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To quote the famous porn star and sex educator Nina Hartley: Size matters when it matters.
So if you're dealing with a woman who might place other things ahead of penis size or simply isn't as obsessed with it as some others may be then you'll probably be okay. But if the woman you're dealing with does place a good deal of importance on size then yeah you're almost certainly going to have some problems there.
Another important thing you might want to remember is that you're on /b/ right now. People on here will say shit regardless of whether they believe it or not because they want to make you feel insecure and inadequate. You could tell them you have a ten inch dick and someone might still ridicule you for being under twelve inches. I've seen it happen many times.

>>726539171
i just want an extra half inch and some girth

>>726540263
8x5 checking in

>>726546074
depends how fat and ugly you are

Guys with 5-6 inch dicks that say it doesn't please women are just making up excuses so that they don't have to put in effort. If I can make them moan with my 5.5 then so can you. It's called effort and passion, lads.

>>726546074
lol yes

>>726547935
>depends how fat and ugly you are
So much this. For years it was ignored and seems to only now be getting the recognition it deserves; but looks are the most important factor for attraction. Especially if you don't want to end up with an ugly cow.

>>726545562
it means you should try harder to please a woman because most big guys are lazy lovers

>>726548257
I know. I'm just trying to see how weak the responses are from shit talkers.

>>726545091
>I sell sex toys for a living.
Do extensions actually help guys please their gf?...seems like even a smaller dick should be able to please girls- and if not, the problem is probably mental (arousal).

>>726548057
If they're fat and ugly shouldn't they end up with an ugly cow?

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well my penis size doesn't matter, but if i had a small dick it probably would...

The penis in the pics look flaccid?

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too many watermelon chasers in this thread kek

Look for relationships, random sex is not going to be your alley.

All times I have had sex was after I made the chick fall in love with me. Being polite, sweet and a gentleman. They tend to not care about size nor sex to a deep degree if you make them feel safe and cared for in a relationship. Still there was a degree of attraction.

In all honesty there are size queens. I have a small dick, about 4.5inches or 5 on a good day but every woman I have been with loved me for what I did for them.

Don't believe the hype about big dicks. They are good for woman, dont get me wrong I had a few woman say I wasn't getting them off with my dick but in reality your dick cant carry a conversation, pay the bills, and make the woman feel safe and confident. I suppose some people's dicks can but the mass majority, no. Still if I were to list it off for the things women want in RELATIONSHIPS.

1. Confidence
2. Care
3. Looks
4. Money
5. Sex

Not a huge ladies man at all over her. Hell I'm almost 30 and have fucked 10 girls but I know my lane.

>>726539978
From a dude with a probably below average, introduce her to toys. Make sure you know exactly where the g spot is and use your fingers like a fucking court recorder.

>>726548467
That's what I'm saying. If you want a good looking woman then you'd better be at very least nearly as good looking as she is; preferably as good looking or better.

>>726544335
So far I've only been able to date 3 older women and i've fucked 54 women total.

Most women here are Mormon and think it's taboo, even though they would want it. So most older women just let me fuck them once or twice, but then call it quits, because they don't want to be seen in public with some young latino like me.

>>726539171
Beyond 5 inches? No not really. Less than? Be girthy

>>726540357

the fuck is wrong with her thumbs?

>>726548755
Or have some money to even things up. =)

>>726549138
Photoshop will do that.

>>726549341
Yeah, but that can be fraught with danger and I wouldn't recommend using money to attract women.

>>726546146
I think gays prefer small dicks if theyre fucking the guy with the small dick but not taking it. Ive had one gay hook up buddy and i think my dick is average 5.5-6 inch and he loved it when it was flacid and not fully grown. I would feel the same way if i was the one doing the fucking but im not a fag so

>>726546852
Idk i kinda chose to try and be bi without having an urge. It was decent and id hook up with a guy again but im not seeking it out.

>>726548875
Must feel pretty good to be somebody's guilty pleasure.

>>726550134
It can lead to it's own problems, or not, depending on what one is looking for.

>>726547026
how do you deepthroat a small dick? I have a 5.5-6inch dick and i dont feel like it can be deepthroated. Maybe im wrong though. Also i hate sucking big dicks it hurts my jaw after 2 minutes.

>>726550345
For sure. I actually headed up to some hot springs one time (I always get lucky at them).

Groped these 2 older women in their 40s. Turned out they were teachers. I ended up fucking both of them in that hot spring and in their tent that night. Still in touch with one of them, sadly she's the uglier one, but both of them got divorced after our 3some. One got divorced in part due to the 3some, because she now felt she could get hotter men than her husband.

>>726550499
How do ya initiate something like that with older women? I mean its pretty easy with people the same age s you but i feel like theres disconnect and even if the older person wants it, it would be odd to bring up. Teach me your ways, anon.

>>726540867
spoken like a true virgin. you need to get in and handle business and get out. Nobody has time to sit there thrusting all day, people have shit to do in real life.

>>726550428
I've got a small mouth so anything over 4.5 is deep throating for me.

>>726550759
Ahh i see. Does girth have any effect on deepthroating or is it just the length? I only have one experience with giving a bj and it was big and had girth

>>726546585
He likes video games too much

>>726546585
Did he have that the whole live stream or did it grow into a big bulge?
If it's the later it's legit, if it's the first one then he wore a strap on

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>>726539171
All jokes aside, size doesn't matter as much as porn, movies, and television leads us to believe. Studies say that a woman's g-spot is only two inches deep in her vagina. If the penis doesn't have enough girth to hit her g-spot, then she won't feel it regardless.

7 inches long and 5.5 inches girth here, still a virgin.

>>726550911
Too girthy and my jaw starts to hurt. Over 6.5 and I start to gag, but I love sucking dick so I give it my best every time.

>>726551375
how do you measure the girth? Also if the g-spot is 2 inches deep why would girth matter to hit the g-spot? I understand women like girth more than length usually but it doesnt seem to matter if the objective is the g spot.

>>726550302
Well good for you, really; but I can't. I don't find the male body attractive, men's faces are even worse again, the thought of cum disgusts me and so unsurprisingly so does gay sex in general. At least involving me. I wish I could swing that way, my life would be a hell of a lot easier if I could; but I can't.

>>726551375
>virgin
Opinion discarded

>>726550499
Sort of awesome, sort of disturbing, but good for you I guess.
>>726550705
I'd also like to see your response for this.

>>726550911
I gag a little bit on anything over 5 though. Guys with average dicks love me.

>>726551534
>how do you measure girth?
People use the tool that usually use to measure your waist.

>>726539171
Size matters to lots of women. Sometimes it's just a novelty thing (but if it gets them in bed then it's as useful as anything else), sometimes they really do prefer a bigger cock.

There are enough women into big dicks, and enough women who gossip about who has one (it's both flattering and slightly disturbing to have a chick you've never met come up to you and say "So I hear you have a big cock..."), that if you have one and can fuck you'll never go without pussy.

>>726551375
5.5 long and 5 girth

worry less about it, and just do it

>>726551663
he's not wrong though

>>726539171
When you're that size, yes.

>>726551869
I need to find someone with a small mouth like yours then.. Im not small but im average length/average girth

>>726539669
Kek needledick

>>726539171
>tfw have a big dick
>can't stop cumming within 5 min. of PIV sex.
>no stamina whatsoever
God is a cruel master, let me tell you boys.

Not if you shove it in her ass after a couple strokes.

>>726552576
nah, I think it's your fault, not gods

>>726552576
Stop fucking bitches you find so attractive. I'm not saying fuck a 4/10, but definitely go down in standards a little bit. Guarantee you, you'd last more than 10 minutes.

A lesbian is laughin' at this

>>726552915
Who gives a fuck what a lesbian thinks?

As long as money's involved, it doesn't matter. Female niggers taught me that

>>726552576
The lord giveth and the lord taketh. But mostly he taketh.

>>726552576
Same here. The key is lots and lots of foreplay and touching. Get her so worked up that by the time you finally stick it in, she finishes quickly. Then she will want you done as fast as possible once she's done, and there won't be any problems.

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>>726552915
>lesbian
>laughing
Pick one.

old fag.. Been with plenty of chicks, dick is 5.5 inches on a good day, 70% of chicks dont care, 30% you fuck once and never get to fuck again. Luckily my wife cums like a banshee from vaginal sex after about 3 minutes, honest dicsussion with her.. 'well i wouldn't mind if it was a little bigger, but it gets the job done' - i can live with that..

>>726552414
You'll only like mine if you like other men.

>>726552915
>implying a lesbian can ever fully satisfy a woman

>>726553192
>well i wouldn't mind if it was a little bigger
That translates to "your dick is fucking tiny and I fake every orgasm, but we're married so I can't really do much about it so whatever"

>>726553287
it really doesn't, but thanks for the attempt at making me feel bad ;)

>>726553287
Wow you might as well have just explicitly stated that you don't know what you're on about. Did you even try?

>>726553375
It really does, because a wife that truly loves you will never say something as mean as "I wish your dick was bigger" unless she's holding back a lot more that she's not saying about it.

>>726553538
why you mad though?

>>726553565
believe it or not honest conversations can take place, ive told her i wish her tits are bigger, if she feels like something bigger i use a vibe or fist her, most of the time she prefers my cock. Get out of the basement and find a real relationship (b)ro

>>726539171
Delete this thread.

The fact youre asking /b/, a place where the majority of dicks are small, you're getting a biased opinion.

>>726553200
Yea im bi

Uncut dicks are better.

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Things wouldnt be the same without the reactions

>>726554014
I wonder how tasty yours is.

>>726553679
Kind of just supporting what I said at this point, aren't you?

I just wanna suck some dick idc what size it is

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I'm 4 inches

It's all about hand placement laddos

>>726554176
Id want to let you find out, anon.
Just gotta let me to sneak a taste from you.

>>726554650
You're doing gods work.

>>726554677
Thats way bigger than 4

>>726553807
Suck my tiny dick fag

>>726554650
Godspeed, anon.

No, dick size doesn't matter. I have fucked more hot girls than I can even remember. I have straight up told girls that my dick is small, even text pics of it to them, and next thing you know I am fucking them. If it was that important to them, they definitely wouldn't be wanting me to have sex with them. As a matter of fact, I have had quite a few ask me to fuck them in the ass because my dick wasn't big enough to cause them intense pain.

>>726554677
lol nope.

women arent stupid.
they see how hard you're pressing down. How do I know?
A group of 6 females were talking about this at work JUST YESTERDAY while we were doing shipment.
They laughed and know about this whole thing.

>>726554844
I'd prefer you shut up and fuck my face already anon

>>726539171
Not if you're good-looking and have money.

>>726554912
Yep, im very honest about my dick size. Its pretty damn average and i laugh when people pretend like they have a big dick and im over here around a bunch f girls like "yea mines average im not gonna pretend like its big and have all you girls be disappointed" and the confidence in that is a perk in itself

>>726554707
I'm a little under 6. What does yours look like? Just describe it.

>>726540357
>>726549138
So fucking shopped

>>726554919
Women ARE stupid if they don't realize that's dick he's holding. Pubic fat is a thing, it displaces with pressure

Well... at least he'll have no problem finding a chick who can take it all in her mouth, even an infant...

>>726555108
Me as well. Im cut and i gotta say its a very pretty one. It gets hardon cue very quick and throbs to the thought of the person next to me.

A dick size thread with not nearly enough dick pics. Please fix this.

Hey has anybody ITT ever actually lost enough pubic fat that they saw anything more than .5 of an inch increase in size?

>>726555340
How about you start so i can finish ;))))

>>726555337
I'm uncut. I think it's ugly, but other people seem to like it.

>>726554108
thats an average dick, youre just using hand placement and camera angle to make it look big. if that chick is actually looking at that pic she is just dumb

>>726555388
Lost? No.

But most people here have gained enough pubic fat to lose a lot more than just half an inch.

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>>726555410
A-anon.... *blush*

>>726555490
Ever since I was with an uncut guy, I really am not even interested in cut dicks anymore to be honest. Mmm so much tastier

>>726555490
Thats interesting. Off topic story I had a friend who got an infection when his was uncut and they ended up having to cut off the skin. He was 19 and it appeared that he had some sort of existential crisis the following week after. Cant blame him.. spend 19 years looking at somrthing and then its just.. gone one morning..

What age do dicks hit max length though? I'm 20 and most people say 21 so I'm hoping I grow like an inch maybe

>>726555490
Hey it's supposed to feel better, for you and her, so you've got to work less to get the same out of it that a cut guy would.

So who cares if it's ugly (and I'm not saying that it is btw)

>>726555587
That yours?

>>726555705
Aint no way youre growing an inch in a year. I think im done. im 21 and have a little under 6 inch dick. Sometimes i wish i had a bigger one but other times i realize i dont have enough sex for it to matter

>>726555753
Just sharing from my collection

>>726555880
I dont normally care for pics of guys cause they dont do anything for me but for some reason that one does

>>726555966
Hair guys are my weakness

>>726556100
Thats like a 10/10 dick too.. like my god. I want to do things to that.

>>726539171
If it didn't, you didn't have to ask.

>>726556100
have any more pics like that one>>726556100
?

>>726555686
I find no difference in tastiness personally. The smell changes though. Not bad, just different.
>>726555694
He either didn't clean it properly or was unlucky. I feel bad for him either way. It's a big change. My brother got it cut off for a girlfriend and he regrets it to this day. I'm sure that's not the case for all, but he hates that he had it done.
>>726555730
Oh sex is amazing whether I'm with a man or a woman. I prefer men though.

>>726540113
she wont be coming back for sure though

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>>726556309
I really shouldnt share pics of the guy I'm fucking bc im in love with him... So i will just share lower tier pics

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>>726556309

>>726539171

>does size matter
>do you order a small pizza?

>>726556871
Understandable. Well if that first pic was him than i gotta say youre rlly lucky

>>726555082
same here

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7x5.5

I've had women bring their friends to me.

Kinda shitty thing about having a little bit of a bigger dick means you have to hear girls go on and on about other big dicks they've had. Like they think we all know each other and are competing like it's some sport. I know 2-3 friends of mine have bigger dicks than me because of this.

>>726548603
cut your nails

Us humans we like big things.
Big cars, big houses , , big boobs etc.
So its obvious we like big cocks too.
My penis is 5 inches and i manage to have sex because of my looks and personality.
But honestly i wish to have 9 inch donger.
Big cocks are more attractive at the eye , so yes. I say women would like to be fucked long dick style.

>>726557321
If girls are telling you about the bigger dicks she had that's her way of cucking you

>>726557207
It wasnt, but I am :)

>>726557567
yup

>>726555180
True, bone pressing is the scientific method of measurement. skinny dudes with pencil dicks like to undermine the practice, but it is how all scientific statistics are done on dick size

>>726557321
>I've had women bring their friends to me.

to sex?

>>726557528
Girls would rather have a 5 inch than a 9 inch.. It would be so uncomftorable for most girls especially for one nighters.. theyll last 5 min and hurt too much or reject you before they even try

>>726557567
I really do think it's a power thing for them. I mean it doesn't happen all the time, just certain girls. Shit don't bother me I have the "goldicocks" and I fuck good, they always come back for more.

>>726557321
Sauce on that girl?

>>726557843
Yeah. I've had two girls being me a their friends to fuck.

I know it's not the biggest, some combination of size and skill is where you wanna be.

>>726558015
That's a girl I know from work

>>726558033
did they just bring them to you out of the blue?

>>726557898
Girls prefer larger cocks for one night stands...

Several studies, even blind, tactile tests confirm this.

>>726555546
How much would you say that is?

>>726557911
Mines bigger, (8x8) but yours is still pretty huge. I knew a very slutty girl who swore that her dildo with 5.5 inch girth dildo was massive and that she never saw a bigger cock

>>726539171
Women are human, and like humans, are not all the same.
Some women will care a lot about it
Some dont
Although if youve got a 1 incher...good luck

>>726558313
8x6*

>>726558207
Not entirely out of the blue, like answer the door and they're there, but I've been set up with girls who needed a fuck twice in my life.

>>726558214
>[citation needed]

>>726539171
If it's smaller than 5 inches, yes.

>>726558313
>>726558350
I was going to call bullshit on the 8x8 lol

Yeah mines like the bare minimum for what I like to think a "big dick" is and I'm
happy with that for sure. I only have to take it really easy like a quarter of the time.

>>726558402
Google exists nigga this ain't college

>>726558402
Theres no citation needed here.
Its logical that we want bigger things.

>>726558708
You're making the claim, provide the proof. I'm a very busy man.

>>726558377
You sound attractive, it must be nice.

No one is setting my potato-headed ass up with women to fuck. =p

>>726558089
more? story?

>>726558089
You gotta share some more pics, that's hot

>>726558641
>8x8

My penis is a square, you argument is invalid =)

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No idea how this thread has not been flooded with dick picks yet, but ill take my chance to ask

1. The last girl I was with told me I didnt fill her, am I normal or abit small?

2. My dick points at an up angle more then I usually notice, and when I do cowgirl and it forcefully bends at the base (hurts kinda to) why is this?

>>726539303
always wondered about this, wasn't sure because I gotta big dick, no complaints

thanks for sharing your experience with his stubby

>>726558812
>>726558821
I only have a couple more pics but I can't show her face and do that to her she's too cool.

We're both bartenders at a little speakeasy. She has an oral fixation and, true to the realist big dick problem, she found out and had to try.

She likes to come home after work with me sometimes and blow me while
I play a few rounds of BF1 lol

>>726558923
>1. The last girl I was with told me I didnt fill her, am I normal or a bit small?

Some women have absolutely huge vaginas, most likely from having lots of children. Those are the kind you should stay away from. Almost all of the women I have been with felt kind of tight with just one finger in them.

>>726558923
Uhh your dick looks a little above average and the curve isn't too dramatic. She probably had a big puss don't feel bad.

If it feels bad at the base in cowgirl have her move a little further forward.

>>726558798
Yeah I got some looks and a nice dick but I'm a serial underachiever and am not happy most of the time.

It's not all roses bro, there's more to life than fucking.

>>726559355
The bend tho dude it hurts so much, its like right where the taint meets the ballsack its a hard bend, and trust me they cant reposition, im even considering surgery.

>>726559492
And whats worse is I notice it but power through while having sex, and it hurts bad ass fuck the moment we finish.

Is 7.5 inch okay?

>>726559544
Fuck man. Avoid that shit then.

>>726541714
Slightly larger than average but pretty much normal. This dude's main benefit is that he's not fat, so he doesn't have an inch+ of cocktail buried in public fat

>>726558923
>2. My dick points at an up angle

There is a natural variant to it, some just point farther up than others but;

From the googling I've done on this, it seems to be the muscles that hold your dong up could be tight, or tighter than usual, you could try and counter this by trying to stretch them out, get hard keep your dick pressed downward and over time it'll loosen a bit.

>>726559463
I agree there's more to life but I've been on a winless streak that stretches back to GWB's first term in the white house, that ain't right either.

>>726559558
You're 2 to 2.5" above average, I'd say for most you're definitely ok.

>>726559995
Fuck man I'd have knocked down an escort or two by Obamas first term for sure.

Get out there and drop a load on some whores face you'll feel a lot better. Get a real good one, gfe and pay for a few hours.

>>726546772
losing weight actually makes a huge difference ended up finding 2 inchs under my fatpad when I lost weight

Only when it's laughably small

>>726550705
>>726551749
I'm not too attractive or anything, just your average 5/10 to 6/10 half white half latino. Have a freakishly large dick.

Anyway, older women are easier, but I've gotten lucky with younger women too; just not as much.

Every time I've gotten lucky was at the hot springs in the dark when they couldn't really make out my face (not sure if that's a contributing factor, but I think it is, lol).

I start by having a conversation with them. Now this may sound unbelievable or stupid, but this is exactly what I do:

I gently gently grope their legs to the point where they almost can't feel it. I also move my hand near her pussy and gently gently caress near her pussy. A lot of times with the younger girls, if she notices and moves her hand down to discover my hand, I move it away at the last minute. Then after a few minutes start again. It's almost comical. But yeah, if she doesn't move away, i keep going. And with older women, I can be more agrees. because most older women don't do anything to protest it and take it kind of as a compliment.

Anyway, from that point, I just rub her pussy very very gently while I'm having a regular conversation with her. Has worked 5 times all the way to sex, and countless times to just caressing and two handjobs.

>Another story cont'd in next post.

>>726560678
Also, there are these hot springs where there is a rob suspended underwater that you can sit on. I, many times, extend my index finger near a girl and wait for her to sit on it. Literally 9 times out of 10, she doesn't notice until she reaches down. One time (and this is one of the most hottest memories of my life), I did that with this 9/10 Mormon milf in the middle of the day with my gf right next to me, and the milf's husband across from her. When she noticed my hand after reaching down for it, I thought I was fucked and she would call me out. To my surprise she just got up and moved away. Then to my REAL SURPRISE, she came and sat right back down on my finger. I rubbed her pussy and pushed her bathing suit aside to feel her bare pussy all while she was talking to her husband and I was talking to my gf.

>>726560712
Rope.*

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>>726546585
>>726551023
>>726551200

>>726560115
Thanks haha was insecure as

>>726542660
>>726542251
Bad news guys, we're imperceptibly above average.

>7.5 x 5.7

>>726561998
nope

If she'll get naked with you, who cares?

Why is this board so obsessed with the size of their dick

>>726539893
sauce of pic?

>>726562747
>Why are men so obsessed with the size of their dick

Because they're men, because they are competitive, because porn, because society

>>726539171
It matters, but not as much as you think. If you're good enough with girls, you can psych them up to make it feel bigger. As long as you don't have a >4 inch micro dick, all that matters is getting past her nerve endings. Aka, if she wants you, she'll take the dick and enjoy it. My last girlfriend thought my dick was huge, normally I'd assume it's just bedroom talk, but she was saying it after we broke up too. So either I don't know my own girth, or its what a woman believes that's important.

That being said, I love amateur porn with fat guys or guys with small dicks fucking hot girls. One where the chick is the one getting humiliated, because at the end of the day, she's the one sucking the dick.

>>726563642
>you can psych them up to make it feel bigger
Something I never see said much.

Most girls seem to be really bad at telling how big* a dick actually is, likely in part because they don't really care as long as it's not so big it's hitting their cervix or too small to feel.

*especially when it's not erect

>>726563868
I think they care, but it's just their perception vrs reality. Like, don't let a chick see your dick before you're hard, that's dumb as fuck. Most unmarried girls are woefully uneducated on penis dynamics. Best bet is to let them touch it before they see it, but you should be good as long as they're turned on first.

>>726539171

my floppy disk is 2.5 inchs is that the average of flop?

Sure if your a stretched out slut.

>>726564686
3.5 or the nerds will not love you

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>>726564686
>>726564870
My zip drive, let me show it to you.

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17cm reporting in

it's impossible to imagine being pumped with anything smaller than 7 kg, the average size.

>>726565226
sauce if you would be so kind

>>726539669
>whores
>someones jealous

>>726540516
So you want a piece of silicone implanted in your junk? Clearly, that will do nothing for length and I would think risks the erectile hydraulics

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>>726565260
mass

>>726539669
mgtow is a meme, but you can actually learn a thing from them.
women want an alpha male with a huge dick over a beta with money.

>>726542255
>In my experience, women like to get roughed up and treated like sluts in bed
That experience being nil, of course, otherwise you wouldn't trot out banal generalities

>>726543957
>nobody was getting that girl off until she got into the right mindset.
an inadvertent insight into female sexuality right there

>>726548603
do you eat cereal out of your chest?