so /b/, how do they fuck?

>>726534756
They have 2 vaginas too, so you have to staple them together and fuck their legs open.

They don't

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Simultaneously.

You fucking retard.

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Very carefully

>>726534873
no they don't

>>726535067
I guess the more pertinent question is how do you fuck them?

I see them around town sometimes. I'll ask next time.

in my opinion the only real legitimate question to ask ourselves is
>if they fuck a guy in a one night , doesnot remember shit , the guy leave , they get pregnant, WHO is the mother. i mean they both will carry the child , but who of them two will be titled as his/her mother?

>>726534756
well, when a man loves a twoheaded monster very much ...

>>726535371
Could they not both be the mother? It's not like one would ever exist without the other so for all intensive purposes they're one mother figure, with two heads.

>>726535480
I doubt they could have kids

>>726535480
if they have one vagina , two head (two mind set kinda) two different names , hard to say honnestly, on the birth paper they both are going to have their name on it as the mother ?

>>726534756
Wrong question, faggot.

The question is, would you fuck them?

Does it count as a threesome?

>>726535990
No because you will never fuck them

>>726535990
I don't know If I want to know because the answers may be a bit too much for a simple man like me.

>>726534756
If only one of them dies, what happens?

>>726535990
Does it matter?

Once in a lifetime fuck, anon

I wonder if they masturbate

>>726536291
The other will die shortly after

>>726535846
>getting double head every time you get a bj

literally not seeing a downside here

>>726536428
that's horrifying. I hope they live a blissful happy life.

Imagine if your conjoined twin got a brain tumor and while you may still feel healthy yourself, you're dying with them.

So who gets drunk if one drinks?
Is the other one the designated driver at that point?

Which one wants to be a country singer?

>>726535811
ogre magi?

>>726536713
Me either.

Plus, once in a lifetime fuck

>>726537141
both would be drunk. you get drunk when alcohol travels through your bloodstream

>>726537171
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/4iokwn/stand-up-jimmy-shubert--the-conjoined-twin-country-singer

>>726536962
That's the downside.
Check out conjoined twins on google

>>726535480
>intensive purposes
Irregardless of any intensive purposes, there vagina is presumably only controlled by won of them at a time.

>>726537286
they have two hearts and two stomachs though so the second one would get drunk later than the one who actually drank

>>726534756
In near perfect synchronized lurches and spasms, they're conjoined twins

What happens if one commits suicide?

if one sucks a underaged boy dick, who of them gets trouble?

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Maybe more

>>726534756
Dick in its pussy?

I'd personally want to fuck the neck crevice.

>>726534873
>you have to staple them together and fuck their legs open

What?

>>726535480
Oh my god. Intensive purposes. Congrats you made yourself sound like a total dumb ass

>>726537938
god bless you

>>726534756
The actual question is which one would feel the dick? Can they both feel stuff, or is one head basically just a parasite?

So when one of them decides to suck dick does the other one taste it or...?

>>726537199
nah man, thats Cho'gall

I wonder what teacher did at school while tests i mean , they both don't necessarly have the exact same intelligence , like , did they argue about the other's answer , hence being copying on another student test

>>726537364
*leftside

>>726534756
Do you think they argue over who has to wipe ass, or do they just take turns?

>>726534756
Fast

>>726535371
they would both be considered the mothers but as far dna goes they are twins so it wouldnt matter. i dont think they can have kids though, there would be complications as their organs are all fucked up

>>726538194
I'd suspect that "a normal life", is unattainable for them, so basically the teachers wouldnt give too much of a fuck.

School? Work? Must an employer pay doubly, or is one of them the designated dole bludger?

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Would you swipe?

what happen when they go out at restaurant
>we will take a 1 chair table please
1 chair with two plates sounds like a hell of a good time

>>726537364
THAT'S the downside?! What's the upside?

>>726538760
You'll never be alone.

>>726538547
Are they both teachers or does the other one just stay quiet while the other teaches?

>two blonde sisters
>one sucking your nuts while the other deepthroats your shaft
>you cum in one's mouth and she spits the cum into the other sister's mouth and they play with it back and forth

literally the american dream
literally no downside

Organ distribution[edit]
The twins have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.[8]

2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs

>>726538547
probably; ive seen far hideous creatures.

idk but i saw them IRL this past halloween in a bar. i was starstruck

Physiology[edit]
The twins have a single body with separate heads and necks, a chest that is wider than normal, two arms, and two legs. At birth, they had a rudimentary arm between the bases of their necks attached to a shoulder blade at the back, being combined parts of Abby's left arm and Brittany's right arm. It was removed, leaving the shoulder blade.

Abby's head tilts laterally outward about 5 degrees to the right, while Brittany's tilts laterally at about 15 degrees to the left, causing her to appear shorter even when seated. Brittany's leg is in fact nearly two inches shorter than Abby's; and Brittany tends to stand and walk on tip-toe which has made her calf muscle significantly larger than Abby's.[3] The continued growth of Abby's spine was surgically halted after Brittany prematurely stopped growing.[4] At age 12, they underwent surgery at Gillette Children's Specialty Healthcare to correct scoliosis and to expand their chest cavity to prevent future difficulties with breathing.[5]

Each twin manages one side of their conjoined body. The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline. Stomach aches, however, are felt only by the twin on the opposite side.[3] They are effective in cooperatively using their limbs when both hands or both legs are required. By coordinating their efforts, they are able to walk, run, swim, and ride a bicycle normally—all tasks that they learned at a normal speed. Together, they can type on a computer keyboard at a normal speed and drive a car. However, their disparate heights (Abby, 5 ft 2 in (1.57 m), is taller and longer of leg than Brittany, 4 ft 10 in (1.47 m))[6] led to difficulty in balancing a Segway, as shown in their 2012 reality series.[7]

>>726538871
Another downside of course, is that you will never be alone.

>>726538547
>faith is key
"and god made man in his own image"

>>726538881
>stay quiet while the other teaches
my sides.

the thing i wonder though is , do they have a double salary because , obviously they both can't work on each their own side , only 1 side salary is a hard living if they only have 1 salary and not double because of their specific situation

>>726538895
How many feminine penises?

This thread is literally why I love /b/

>>726537401

Underrated.

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>>726537401

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>>726539175
>double salary
oh my keks
you think they get taxed twice?

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>>726539194
IDK are you alone?

>>726539472
They are legally separate people, so yes.

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>>726534756
they fuck niggas up with killer kombos

>>726539055
You say that now, kid. Be prepared.

what if one of them do drug , will it affect the other's body/mental

>>726537401

Learn to fucking spell

>>726539472
Do they each have an SSN?

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I's put 2 in the stink 1 in the bink

>>726539175
If you rape them, do you get charged twice?

>>726539946
Yes

>>726536370
They finger each other.

The REAL question if one wipes is the other gay -)

>>726539472
do they both wake up for the other's work
>6am in the morning and the one not being the teacher doesn't want to go , and the actual teacher arrives late
>well she didnot want to wake up so i couldn't come earlier excuses

>>726539946
if you get a blowjob and you cum in her mouth, does the other girl tastes the cum?

>>726537286
Thanks Captain Obvious

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>>726540217
I heard they are squirters

>>726534756
All I want is the double header BJ. One could suck while you give the other a facial.

I wonder how awkward it was when they discovered masturbation

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Just think how much money they'd be offered to do porn.

CH-CHING

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>>726539965

>>726540143
If only one consents, is it rape?

>>726540097
okay, who else is gonna blow a load to them tonight?

be honest

>>726540341
I'm not a Captain anymore, faggot, I got promoted. Call me Major Obvious.

>>726537401
you sir, just won the thread.

"for all intents and purposes" is the correct usage of the phrase.

"for all intensive purposes" is something that retarded beta inferior maggot-scum-for-brains people say.

if one steals money , but the other is not into it
>obviously have no choice to be here too

do both gets charged

>>726540815
only if she makes her leg run with the other

>>726540776
Indeed. Let me add some more cringe:

"Pacific", instead of "specific"
"Properities sake", instead of "posterities sake".

Yes, sadly I know such types.

>>726540632
I honestly want to see them get fucked, if not do it myself.

>>726538895
>Two hearts

So, are they more or less immune to heart disease? I mean fuck, one goes out and they already have a backup inside

>>726540420
The idea of them cooperating and working on one hole makes me so hard.

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>>726540632
Cum here

>>726540776
>you sir, just won the thread

You, sir, just won the thread.

now go back to the short bus

...so when one masturbates, the other feels it.
...one is fingering her and her sister at the same time...
is that incest? or masturbation?
...in-sturbation..?
...mast-est...?
bate-cest?

>>726541266
It's hot is what it is.

>>726541266
Only incest if they rub the others nipple

>>726541158
If one goes, the other one doesnt take long to gp as well

>>726541266
Not if the say "No Homo" first )

>>726540699
I believe the correct military term is Major Faggot.

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do they have their own purse

>>726538895
>one likes anal, the other is filing a police report

>>726541266
Twins get DP'ed while each stroke a guy and each deep throat a guy.... six guys at once

>>726541707
they should make 6 guys cum as fast as they can simultaneously and keep doing this for world record of making the most guys cum in an hour

+bukkake

I will say the idea of somehow convincing them both you love them and being in a relationship would have its benefits. Imagine a double blowjob every evening after one cooks dinner while the other makes dessert.

what if one is allergic to something will the other be automaticly allergic aswell ?

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All I know is they give fantastic head

>>726542050
and you get to laugh at them hobbling around trying to make 2 things at once

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>>726541684
Shhhhh

>>726537199

this way
NO THAT WAY

>>726542274
prepare for trouble, and make it double

>>726537866
OK, thanks Grimsby

which one has the bigger tit /b/?

I have a legitimate question.

What happens if in a fight one of them gets knocked out?

Does the other sister continue battling minus an arm and leg?

>>726537459
>Being this stupid

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>>726538383

>>726534756
My only question is, do they high five, or clap?

>>726534756
neck & neck, probably.

do they both get high while smoking weed or have to smoke on their own side

>>726539121
kek

>>726538383
They probably play the only single body game of rock paper scissors

>>726539194
ah, there's the /b/ I know

>>726542430
underrated

I read somewhere - probably /b - that one twin actually controlls the entire body. The other head is just along for the ride and feels nothing below the neck.
Regardless, I would fuck the goddman shit out of that single mutant twat.

>>726542544
Yes, and subsequent control of said arm/leg followed by loss of balance.

The fight would go to the ground.

All irrelevant, as you'd be murdered by the leftist media for fighting a disabled frmale...

>>726538547
It'd be funny if you didn't know she was a conjoined twin and you just got annoyed that in all her pictures it looked like someone was just standing too close but out of frame so you swipe left.

>>726543272
That sounds like a horrifying experience.
She basically feels like a fucking floating head?

>>726542977
they each have their own set of separate lungs so they'd need to smoke on their own side

>>726543457
it's only "horrifying" because you have a context for what a whole body feels like. if you didn't, you'd be fine with it.

>>726542352
>fucking kek.
that's the exact look when they call the cops for Rape.

>>726543555
Good point also checked them trips

>>726542943

KEK.
This got me.

I wonder if they can make out with each other while you fuck them. I think I found my new kink

Who gets blamed for the farts?

>>726543457
you never meet my lazy sister

>>726543724
They not only can, it's mandatory

i see where the
>teacher have eye behind their head
comes from

>>726535846

They're almost hot, but not really.

What a shame.

>>726542695
Oh my sides!

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>>726542943
top kek

>>726543555
>they each have their own set of separate lungs so they'd need to smoke on their own side
That's stupid. They share their blood vessels, THC gets absorbed in the lungs and goes all the way up the brain.

Wanna know what is scary about being attached? If one, for some reason died, it would cause Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation due to the chemicals released after death. Imagine being attached to the lifeless corpse of your sister. The person you've been with all your life remains limb, you start to feel weak, blood starts pouring out of every hole you have.

Contrary to what the name suggests, in DIC, all you platets and other chems used for coagulation condensate in a couple giant clots while you develop an unstoppable hemorrhage.

>>726534756
instead of titty fucking you could slide your dick between their necks.

I always wondered....if they share lungs then can one do the breathing while the other one does the sucking of the cock?

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>>726544841
No, but I did get a blowjob from a girl with a stoma,. Amazeballs

>>726544841
I would think so, at least for a bit. They have two sets of lungs and one connected vascular system... Maybe? Any medfags in the house?

I might sound like a heartless bastard, but I only guess what happens when one of them dies:
>If one of them get damage in her organs, that means a full damage on the rest of the organs, so I guess both dies.
>But if one of them got cerebral death... God, see your other half dead, or even removed... I guess the survivor twin won't last much.
Really, don't want to be a bastard, really hope they have a long life.

is it a 3 way everytime you have sex with them. If they have sex isnt it incest. I have so many questions.

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We need more bikini shots

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>>726540143

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>>726541266
Holy shit!

If one gets into a fender bender do both their insurance rates go up>?

what happen when they both got to puke

I'd marry them for the life insurance policies :D

if one gets her licence revoked , let's say the girl to the right have her licence revoked and they have a lefty car , do they have to change the car to be able to drive it normally , because the one that got her licence removed can't touch pedal with her foot or she gets arrested.

>>726535224
with your dick

>>726537199
fucking peruvian man

It just makes you wonder how it was their first time fingering theirs self. I guess if one of them just becomes all lesbian and start kiss the other.

>>726535067
bald luanne is kinda sexy

>>726538881

omg 10/10, I queefed

if one of them murders someone, is the other illegally imprisoned?

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>>726534756

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Momma always said, "Two heads are better than one." -)

>>726538547
i wouldn't mind dating them but the problem is their parents are probably always around even though they are old.

So many questions, but here's the main one to me: let's say one of them grabs a kid and bites his dick off while the other one is screaming in disgust. How do you go about charging and arresting one of the heads?

They reminds me a character I've drawn some time ago: a two headed dragon girl, I haven't think about this stuff before.

>>726547358
you could have just said one murdered someone or shoplifted...

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>>726542274

Not saying it will, but seriously if the opportunity arose you kinda would have to nail em just to say you did. I mean either you'd have 2 willing partners at one time, or you'd literally be nailing one while at the same, by definition, raping the other. Oh the stories you would have.

>>726546894
confirmed fake

so what if they get captured by ISIS, and one converts to Islam and agrees to be some dude's sex slave, while the other refuses to renounce Jesus Christ or whatever and is declared an infidel and sentenced to death?

>>726536342
>>726537231

You can say that about any fuck.

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>>726547865
Pretty sure any religious extremist would just kill it with fire.

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>>726534756

I'd much rather know how they masturbate... I bet it's very intimate. Maybe they both feel it. Maybe they take turns working on each other. This could be the greatest potential wincest story ever told /b/. I'll bet there was awkwardness when they first figured it out, but explored it together. Maybe one was embarrassed but the other kept going anyway and forced both of them to orgasm. These are the deep questions boys.

>>726534756

So what if one of them grows out their fingernails and claws out the other ones eyes, will they both be committed to a mental institution?

Or what if one of them rips out the other one's vocal cords, will they both get taught sign language in prison or a mental institution?

>>726548249
but you can't fuck a person with two heads and one pussy just any day. and do they both cum at the same time?

>>726548414
I just want to play Marco Polo with them -)

>>726541658
kek why?

>>726547615
But I didn't.

They would be HWNDU allstars

>>726540590
It's always rape

>>726542050
Double blow job, lol. Yeah fucking right! More like double bullshit babbling.

>>726540391
tell me more

>>726542430
my sides

>>726542695
kek

>>726534756
If one of them gets hired to do a job is it slave labor for the other? Do they both get paid?
Do they get triggered when they file taxes jointly?
When they fuck who gets the pleasure? Also can one of them sneak a fuck while the others asleep?
When one of them wakes up does she have to wake the other one up to take a piss?
Who consents to anal? Is marriage polygamy? Do they get a special exception?

>>726549153
no one can divide them

>>726550547
Shia really fucked up not recruiting these beauties. Think of what he'd save on airfare

>>726541684
Kek, reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MVLratl5c

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>>726550005
Don't go chasing waterfalls anon

>>726538895
>2 stomachs
must spend half the day on the toilet

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TFW the camera man says look over here

>>726551844
Basically, youre getting a cow

can you imagine just having someone breath their hot breath right on you all fucking day, everyday? nope, just off my half please

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TFW your Mom asks who left out the dildo

>>726551310
fuk these rivers and lakes... tell me bout two girls one vagina

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>>726552247
It's all about spit or swallow

>>726538547
so you can only date "one of them"? What if we're passionately fucking and they both cum?

>>726538895
>1 bladder
Oh woo wee and here I thought I had to constantly get up to piss when slamming brewskies with one mouth.

>>726535811
looks like left head controls and right head is along for the ride

>>726538895
Sounds like a proto Space Marine. The emperor protects!

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Nigga this does not look like it should be legal in any country

>>726552832
>keep your eyes on the road
>no worries, we got spares

>>726552832
>4 eyes on the road

better than Asian drivers

>>726539003
segway link?

>>726553051
>>726553074
Kek

>>726548414
asking the real questions.

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This is why I don't do blind dates

>>726537199
BLOOOOOOOOOOOD
LUUUUUUUUUUUST!

>>726542317
lmao

>>726542274
That's a fake, unfortunately

>>726541658

No clue why this made me laugh so hard

>>726539714
but they share the same shitter

>>726538547
blowjobs would be interesting

>>726541707

6? but wait. don't they share a butthole and vagoo?

>>726534873
They in fact only have one.

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>>726554162
MMM yuppers

>>726552503
Nope. They both only control one side.

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>>726554329
X)

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>>726534756
Is it strange that i'm turned on by this?

>>726554548
Notime if you have 2 dicks

>>726538547
honestly dont get why you'd even bother making a tinder with a defect like that, yeah you can hide it but when you end up meeting up they will find out anyway and it'll be more painful to be rejected then

Question is was their vote for Hillary counted twice?

>>726541658
though this was a drawing of them giving a handjob in gloryhole

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>>726534756

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challenge accepted

>>726546337
Wa

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>>726555266

>>726555572
so one's a piss fetishist and the other isn't?

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>>726538895
>2 hearts
HOLY FUCK THEY'RE A TIME LORD

>>726534756
who cares? you can't even get one girl, let alone two girls fused into one.

I wonder if one could hold her breath forever if the other still breaths.

>>726538115
Each of them controls her side of the body and feels sensation on that side. Apparently they can both feel along their centerline, which means they would both feel it.

>>726538547
I live like 5 minutes away from there, I want to go on the hunt to see her now.

>>726538454
Not true. They're remarkably healthy for conjoined twins, and they've been told that they could have a normal pregnancy.

>>726542695
My sides are in fucking orbit

>>726540324
No, of course not, dumbass

>>726547620
Underrated.

>>726547615
It's a lot easier to pin dick-biting on one specific head.

>>726543272
Not true. Each controls one side. When they walk or drive, they have to coordinate. But it's no big deal because they've done it their whole lives

>>726555639
Posts only good Dr who. I like you.

>>726546337
A fake, but a good fake

>>726541051
>>726540776

it's all because of autocorrect.

>>726552206
All you sick fucks go on talking about their vagina. What I wanna know is do they each have their own phone.

>>726557914
God, that must be unbearable.

>>726554924
Legally they are two people, so each would have her own vote. I dunno about their politics, but it'd suck if they didn't agree. Imagine the arguments.

>>726555231
Fake fake fakity fake

>>726554242
mouth
mouth
vagoo
poohole
hand
hand

>>726558162
And they can't even get time apart to cool off.

Imagine if one was into black guys, and one was in the Klan. Now, imagine a clansman with two pillowcases over his bed sheet.

>>726557558
fuck you Bowties are cool

>>726558255
Ought to include their tits. That would up it to seven guys.

>>726551913
Tell you what, I wouldn't mind fucking the space between their necks.

>>726538895
Do you know if one controls movement or is it both cordinated?

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seriously who would win in a fight, dual headed twins vs dual headed canine hellbringer? what traits / skills would be the most critical to determining a realistic outcome for a true fight to the death?

- multi head coordination
- dual attack strategy
- limb coordination
- time lapse between stimuli and coordinated movement

if the twins won, but got injured, would feelings of guilt or anger be felt collectively as one unit or would it lead to multi head conflict and fault finding?

>>726558514
Each controls one side of the body. Since they grew up this way they instinctively coordinate. They learned to walk, ride a bike, swim, drive, pretty much at the same age everyone else does. I've seen video of them using a computer and they can type just fine.

>>726558794
now that's impressive. they'd almost HAVE to read each other's mind in order to type.

>>726537776
Now we're getting to the important stuff

Like, they each control a side of the body. One twin controls the left arm and leg. I saw it in that documentary about them. So if i stomp on the left foot, that side's head experience the pain.
But where does that border lie? If you punch the stomach they must surely both feel it. So if you grope the left tit, is the right head unaware of it?
Do they both feel the penis if they fuck? And therfore can no man have sex with k ly one of them? Would he need the consent of both?

>>726542943
godfuckingdammit

>>726557914
Obviously, I would also imagine that like many it is the only true privacy they can have from one another.

>>726558473
Does that count? Would there even be space for a 7th?

>>726542695
Fucking kek

>>726542943
Fuck i'm losing it to all of these LOL

>>726558481
There is nothing gay about a good neck diddling anon

>>726543830
Gold lol

>>726558754
The real conflict is when one eats spicy, and the other must now smell the anal leakage damage to come

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>>726534756

Well, obviously ...

>>726559643
Well, since the thing they're going for is "making guys cum," yes, it counts. as for whether you could actually squeeze seven guys in around one slightly-wider-than-average body, I can't help you.

If one of them decides to masturbate and the other one doesn't consent, could she be charged for rape?

>>726537199
Ayyyy my nigga

>>726559993
Not if she doesn't break that hymen

>>726559993
The real question is with both having their own stomachs who is responsible for flexing the asshole, and the battle for who wipes what end

>>726545720
sup bruce

>>726560483

Who decides when they fart ... and who to blame it on?

do they date the same dude?

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>I bet they get into nipple twisting contents when they piss each other off.

>>726560716
What if when they are mad at each other one takes ex lax, and the other takes Imodium.

>>726560811
what?

I was thinking about this the other day - could one of them tickle the other?

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>>726534873
Not that it hasn't already been said but they only have one vagoo, pic related

>>726534756
One tastes it, the other sniffs it

>>726542695
holy fucking kek

>>726534756
How far can they turn their heads to face each other? Can they make out?

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>>726534756
If they pissed me off I'd slip one a mentos, and the other a coke, -)

If they rub their puss, would it be masturbation or incest?

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>>726537231
One got married so you better hurry up if you want to tag the other one anon.

>>726561101
golden post

>>726535480
Intents and purposes

>>726561252
Duckin baby Momma Dramas

>>726543830
This is a good question. Theirs might be twice as bad as the normal one man/one fart system.

>>726561101
They have separate stomachs.

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I bet their fun playing dodgeball X)

>>726553336
Best pic in this thread. LOL

>>726534756
Threesome?ish

>>726547620
Kek

>>726538547
She's feeling California

But looking Minnesota

>>726535480
>>726537401
>>726540776
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>726562063
>I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just

>>726535750
What if shared uterus gets pregnant and one wants to terminate the pregnancy and the other one wants to keep the babby!

>>726546477
Tits or gtfo

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>>726562473
>to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it s

>>726562306

Kek, I see what you did there.

>>726558247
One man on a retarded mission to say the word "fake", for all eternity

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>>726562063