Fluffy thread, hugbox , wierdbox especially , and sadbox GOGOGO
>>726525562
>starts a thread with one pic
what a faggot
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>>726525562
Oh gawd, continue that shit! I wanna see the blue bitch get rekt!!!! Blue babbeh head in dude's pooper, go!
>>726527147
Didn't see this art's before
That's weird
Ha la Sie pan yaaa heyyyyy
Where is that fucking yellow bird ?
Look what I found on my new Zelda
New one on booru
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>>726528198
Fuck off dip shit. Enjoy the peaceful, unretardified, fluffy thread (as unretardified as a fluffy thread could be without the faggot of which you speak).
>pic related, it's you
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>>726528198
Seen you in a few threads, where are you from if you don't mind me asking?
Where's da fuck is ho chi min city ?
So, my roommate Craig decided to get a fluffy. I was weirded out, but - hey, why not? My mom has one. It's a dense little thing, but no dumber than her Chihuahua. Thing is, Craig's a bit of a bastard. He spends half his time online on /b/, and the other half of the time trolling paranormal and conspiracy theory websites. So, you know - I was prepared to call down the wrath of the local animal control down if he was just getting a fluffy for the purpose of torturing it.
I came home and he was at the computer, watching some stupid Youtube horror series and eating chili. Didn't see a fluffy around - thank god, right? Sat down, asked if he decided not to get one.
"Oh, I got one."
"...where is it? I thought you were supposed to keep an eye on them for the first day or two."
"Yeah, well, Smarties are a little more independent." I could feel the hair rise on the back of my neck.
"Dude...you got a smarty?"
"Yeah! Named him Benito. Last I saw, he was taking apart my old Discman."
"Dude - are you crazy? I mean, I know some guys abuse the snot out of fluffies, but you're just - you had to get a defective one just so you had a reason to?" Craig's face fell. He stared up at me for a long second.
"...what the fuck you mean, 'abuse'?
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"I - you aren't? I mean, you're leaving it alone-"
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' SMARTY. He's gonna be fine."
"And you left him alone with... electronics, and enough tools to do stuff with it."
"Yeah. I didn't give him a soldering iron, I'm not sadistic. Just - you know, screwdriver, hammer, some snips. He'll be cool with it."
"But - just-" I sputtered a few times. "Okay, I'm - I'm lost here. You said you wanted a fluffy."
"Yeah."
"And instead of a genetically-modified hugmachine, you got a tiny little sociopath? On purpose? Dude... why?" It was about then that I heard a noise like a firecracker going off from the hallway, and a tiny little green ball of fluff was propelled from the bathroom into the wall opposite the door. I stared as the little guy - Benito - glared at us, and then thrust a fuzzy not-quite-hoof into the air.
"HYOOMAN! I rekwiwwuh moah PWUTONIUM!" And back into the bathroom he waddled. I stared at him. Then turned back to Craig, who was grinning his face off.
"Because I LIKE him."
It's been a month since then. Benito's still a fuzzy little dictatorial asshole, Craig is still delighted by him, and I've lost four obsolete MP3 players, a desktop that I was GOING to get around to rebuilding, and a vacuum cleaner that was actually still good.
I'll give the little ball of dickishness credit, the hovercraft is pretty cool, though.
>>726529793
So, I think it's time for another tale of Benito.
My roommate Craig (/b/tard emeritus and general cock) bought an ugly little green Smarty and named him 'Benito'. I thought it was to have a personal punching bag, but no, he actually fucking likes the crazy thing.
This isn't despite the fact that Benito is a would-be supervillain that thinks AA batteries are plutonium, but because of it.
So the other day, I get home and find that Benito is on top of the fridge. How did he get there? No clue. Not with those stubby little legs. But he's got a pile of scrap up there shaped vaguely like a giant turkey baster, and he looks entirely too smug.
I mean, more than usual.
"HYOOMAWN! Yew wiwh BOW befow meh!" He snarled. "Oh I wiwh STWIKE yeh dowhn wih' ma DEFF WAY!" He flicks a switch, and the thing starts to hum. I stare at him.
"Death ray."He nods. "Bennie, I just want a beer. I'maget a beer."
"Nevuh! This i-" I open the door and grab a beer. Pop the top. Benito glares at me, and then throws the other switch.
Some where in Asia.
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Okay, to be fair? I expected it to do nothing. Instead, it starts to whirr, and my forehead feels a little warm. Benito breaks out into maniacal laughter. Warmer. Way warmer. There's... like, a pinpoint of wind, and - yeah, it's actually kind of hot? I stare at him.
"I'm not dead yet."
"Becawse hyoomawns awe too fat fo' deff way to wowk wight away." He crosses his forelimbs and glares. I stare back. A few seconds pass. Still kind of hot, a little uncomfortable, but not too bad.
"You want some apple sauce?" His eyes widen. I give him a shit eating grin. I know that even if he can get to the top of the fridge, he can't open it.
"Yowr... offewing pweases the gwead Benito."
"Right. Here you go, stubbybutt." I pop the door again and hand him a cup of the applesauce, peeling the foil off, and then go about my business.
Half an hour later Craig starts freaking out, because he left his 'death ray' on and it melted his winter melon.
Yeah, turns out it DID actually kind of sort of work. It was his hair dryer plus a kind of crude jet engine compressing-funnel kind of... thing.
So, we have our first weapons ban in the house. Benito is not allowed to access 'particle accelerators'.
He is brooding over this. Craig is brooding over having to spend another three bucks on a winter melon. I am enjoying my beer, and the brooding-induced silence.
>>726529701
Ho Chi Min was a flaming faggot who is essentially north Vietnam's founder. When north Vietnam pillaged south Vietnam after we left the commies renamed the capital of South Vietnam after him
>>726527390
at least she spared the brown one
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>>726529316
LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID
>>726527864
this one never made sense to me, how can the mare gestate foals on a shit diet?
also, does she even know she has babbehs?
>>726530260
Kweh.
>>726529594
these are new...
Gonna post memes instead
>>726530695
At least post quality ones newfag
>>726530849
No
Again ?
Why ?
I can do a cute fluffy you know?
If it makes you happy.
Let's get some quality ifunny memes in this quality thread :^)
Take cover!
>>726531624
If your trying to help society by raiding fluffy threads, your not. All your doing is pissing of a bunch of autistic 23 year old neckbeards. Go raid a thread that actually harms people not a mlp fanbase grade thread.
>>726531946
No
>>726531846
FIGHT BACK FLUFFYS!
>Story so far
>KWEH and 12 year old edgelord have attacked!
>N0 fuckiNG retaliation from the fluffys
>WHAT DO WE DO
SEND IN FLUFFYS I WONT LET THIS THREAD DIE
>>726531772
That yellow foal is one big pussy.
Fight back ?
Damn that was quick
>Kweh is probably still here
>But the fucking 12 year old got bored.
Damn I got kind of fucking excited
(Check out my dubs)
Shit my phone run out of battery now
Need to find Star bucks
I love the fucked up fluffy comics
Bonus ? Before my phone died.
>>726533028
Same
>I don't really enjoy senseless gore though, I love psychological torture, such as a mother having to watch her mares thrown into a fire, and as they beg for her help she can do nothing.
Sorry kind of got lost in thought
Anyways does anyone else like that, not as a fetish but kind of as something that gives your a kick, makes your brain go nuts.
Does anyone have the full D&D fluffy comic, I really want to see that one.
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>>726533259
Why can't kweh have it's own thread so it isn't ruined by fluffys?
>>726534129
Kweh.
we're reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possibru
Anyone got some sadbox? In need of feels
>>726530695
thank you
>>726529356
Titanium would be such a waste.
>>726534523
Sorry about your grand dad anon. I know that feel.
>>726535146
Grandpa passed away over 10 years. I want legit sandbox fluffiest
>>726535991
>this phone
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>>726529932
>winter melon
da fuk is winter melon?
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>>726536268
More sexy kweh!
>>726529701
Nah, they'd be a delicacy there. Probably raised in herds for food.
>>726536664
Sexy enough! HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>726536884
Kweh.
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>>726536958
MOAR KWEHHHH
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HHHNNNNNGGGGGHGHAOSFDSJK
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>>726537527
Kweh.
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>>726537543
Can't post that without what happens to nestle
>>726537261
What makes you think the kind of person who spams shit has the cognitive capacity to even think for five fucking seconds about how they are just wasting thier own time and not "trolling" anyone
>>726525562
>degenerates, unite!
/thread
Making regular contribution
(anxiously awaiting next installment)
>>726539132
Jesus, that's all of fucking /b/.
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>>726539132
This is 4chan. We're all degenerate.
>>726539132
Degenerates? on 4chan?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE CYBER POLICE!
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>>726541542
Now that's what I call sexing chicks
>>726529344
>letting a parasite-riddled shitrat anywhere near your junk
>not killing the shitrat
>>726531376
One of those weird cases where completely batshit, illogical fluffy thinking actually leads to one of the best possible outcomes.
>>726532485
I want to kick it to death.
And the others, of course, but I want to kick it to death first.
>>726539132
>not reveling in your own degeneracy
>>726532008
damn you know nothing's going on in your life if you have to raid a fluffy thread ahahahah
twitch,tv/epicniteshadowog
Literally about to get naked