>tfw you're single again and don't touch an ass

>>726521140
20 years

Like 2-3 years. :/

>>726521222
Nah mate, you trip, ain't single

>>726521140
I was single for 2 days. Best 2 days of my life.

>>726521140
You had a girlfriend before, is it so hard to get another one?

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>there are people on this board that have had sex
I would like it if you left

>>726521557
ikr

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>>726521457
Well, my last relationship was a shit, but I miss sex.
>Pic related

>>726521477
Yeah. Still, I'm not the most handsome guy ever.

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>>726521557
Just wait buddy. I know you'l have your chance.

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Couple of weeks ago.

Shit backfired hard.

Never stick your dick in crazy /b/ros.

http://viio.net/my

>>726521409
im was born in 1996 never been in a relationship
i dont cont a online one

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>>726521779

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One year. Feels bad man.

I miss having somebody to cum in me while we got shit wasted. Havent gotten laid in a few years. I just have a big red dildo now :(

>>726521140
Other night mobbin with my boy and some slut. She lets grab up on her ass and even offers to let me feel her up. Grab that ass but decline her tits. Alpha or beta move because I'm not really interested in this hoe cuz she got a kid? Not really that exciting maybe if she was a bit nicer looking

>>726522055
im up for anything

>>726521713
>had a relationship of 4 years
>broke up, didn't know why
>heartbroken.mp4
>don't feel like talking to girls for a while
>3 weeks pass
>satuday night
>go to regular pub
>see black girl that regulates there too
>she's eyeing me up
>big tits
>round ass
>thiccbitch
>i've heard stories
>i get absolutely shitfaced
>end up with her at the end of the bar after closing time
>can't think straight
>my dick takes over
>take her home


cont?

>>726522059
Post a pic of the skank bres.

>>726521622
Not a bad ass tho. Could be a lot worse.

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>>726522160
That's sad.

>>726522160

Only if you came in her ass

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>>726522256
I still miss this ass.

>>726521557
I met my wife here in 2007 faggot.

>>726522272
She looks so close to a girl i know, if she had auburn hair that is

>>726522380
my mom has those pantys

>>726521557
>>>/r9k/ is that way loser

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>>726522451
Here's her face

>>726522373
>>726522272
>we walk to my place
>talk about some random shit
>all of the sudden she immediately starts talking about her ex
>killed himself
>she found him
>hung himself in the shed
>turnintodrphil.exe
>talk about her dead ex
>she starts bawling
>"i miss him so much anon"
>we get to my place
>immediately regret taking her here
>i go to the bathroom
>come into the livingroom
>she's naked
>covered in scars
>still crying
>that ass tho
>dem titties do
>start kissing her
>she's rubbing my cock
>im suprised she doesnt taste like chicken

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>>726522451

>>726521140
I went over 3 years, from 19 to 22. Im getting it in now though

>>726521140
21 years

>>726522974
born in 1995?

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>>726522055
Literally
1. go to a bar
2. stand there
3. wait

there you go, guaranteed you get laid. You can thank me now

>>726521140
23
getting laid tommrow tho

If it's really bothering you that much, why don't you just pay some broad 60-80 bucks and get your dick sucked? You can grab her ass while shes doing it for good measure.

>>726523252
she turning 18?

>>726522698
Face doesnt match, she looks like she got good genes lol

>>726521140

I just broke a 3 year dry spell. Feels good man! Hang in there, OP.

...all my life?

>>726521140
i resorted to escorts.

>>726523574
same here

>There are still literal virgins here

Why the fuck do i still come back here? Literally just fuck a fat chick, there easy as fuck

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24 years, and I'm 24 years old.

>>726523913
im 20 years old
hurt's man closest i got was a online but that did not work out well still got pics

I haven't fuck since November

>>726521140
a year and a half

>tfw a girl let me squeeze her butt last week

>>726521140
It's been 7 years since I fuck. Luckily My friend likes to touch my cock and let me grope her tits behind behind her bfs back.

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her face

>>726524579
Looks like a slut

>>726522698
Lmfao

>>726523609
I might have to resort to that, almost 20 and fucking virgin, I be dead soon

>>726521140
31 years without fucking so far
never squeezed a boob either
get on my level