>saunter into wife's room >observe this What do you du

>>726519363
Always cool to see other anons reposting my webm's but....

At least you could keep the original filename so that other anons know who it is.

>>726519363
holy fucking shit
> is that thing real?

>>726519951
Not your webm fegget

>>726519951
i dont think you understand how imageboards work

>>726519363

Laugh as that cock remains flaccid

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> wifes room

Bitch doesnt get her own room

Double-tap them both with my 10mm.

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>>726520479
Rekt

>>726520573
Is it normally that small or it's just cold?

>>726519363
sauce on this?

>>726521008

jewfagfantasies.com

>>726519363
>WHO ARE YOU TWO AND WHERE'S MY WIFE!!!???

>>726519363
Ha ha why would I be sauntering

Only a douchebag would saunter around his own house

>>726520305
He's black... So yea

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>>726519363
>step in
>dim lamplight hits my glasses
>fearsome gleam runs across the lenses
>flick murasama out of its sheathe
>"you thought you could enter my domain"
>"take my queen"
>"and defile my realm?"

>"tch..."
>"you go no further"
>slice tree trunk dick off
>Tyrelmarcus clutches his bloody stump and runs out
>wife immediately starts blowing my massive throbbing 3 incher
>it's how I know she really loves me
>tip fedora at the fading image of Tyrelmarcus running naked, dickless, down the street

>>726520573
bit of an over-reaction no?
wouldn't just decide to join them ?
wouldn't be like "okay ima go out and bang me a super model for 50 bucks C: !!"

for instance

>>726522441
being black is no garuntee of having an awesome cock like.
it's not just a case of being black. he's a pornstar dude, it's his job. He might even use a penis pump. We don't know. But who gives a fuck. It's his whole carrer to be sexy like.

>>726523238
Kek

ask nicely for both of the intruders to leave as me and my wife are enjoying watching a movie in the living room

>>726520305
Women aren't the only ones who get implants, anon.

>>726520305
No

What kind of faggot uses the word saunter?

can we get the penetration part of the vid?

>wife's room

Do married people not sleep together anymore?

>>726519363
>saunter
No fucking wonder you're a cuck

>walk in
>see this
>realize cant win in an altercation with him
>cant outgun him in size
>punch wife in the mouth
>she cant give bj, will be too pissed off to want to have sex

Did i win?

>>726520558

kek

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Impressive size . But wheres the erection ?

>>726525358
See>>726520864

>>726520864
The fuck is wrong with his nipple.

>>726526644

GYNO YOU FAT FUCK, HE JUICES

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>>726524103
You can't get penis enlargements either .. you van get girth added . But not length..

>>726526773
I don't see any big muscles... Oh..

>>726519363
Get her some HIV medicine and ask her why bang inferior things.

>>726526857
POST YOUR PIC FAT FUCK

>>726519363
Shoot my brains out all over them

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>>726526773
>GYNO YOU FAT FUCK

I weigh a healthy 62kg.
Quality post, anon.

>>726526526
Looks more like her mouth is holding his cock.
This guy has huge desirable cock but cant achieve a hard on.

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Boot her stank ass out and open wide for chocolate rain.

>>726527184
You're trying too hard Skylar

>>726526838
https://youtu.be/83Bv08qBcWE?t=179
Lex Steele says pornstars do this, you really didn't think that was possible?

>>726519363

I would divorce my bitch wife for cheating on me.

>>726519363
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Does this mean I have to make my own sandwich?

>>726520305
he's got a big dick, but that looks pumped to me. unnatural.

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>>726525358
im black with a 9 inch. once it's hard it cant stay up pointed towards the air like it used to when i was 14 simply because of it's mass.

>>726519363
wonder who the fuck these people are, and where my wife is.

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>>726528303
>Show up to divorce court
>Pic related is judge

>>726528780
whats it like having a cock that big? what do girls say?

>>726520305

i believe it's called dick implants

>>726519363
Wife's room? Implying she has her own room

>>726528938
I thought it was normal coming from a mostly black highschool until i went to university shower rooms. noticed everyone was super small.

usual reaction from girls "idk if it will fit omg" but it always does. pretty great tbh

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>>726523238
died

>>726528930

dick size is irrelevant to the law, appeal

>>726519363
>wife's room
That's your problem right there, OP.

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>>726519363

Is nobody going to point out how tiny his balls are in comparison?

What is source!!!?!?!!??!

>>726529320
Not familiar with Johnson v. Assmastor eh? You really owe it to yourself to at least check out the oral arguments ;)

I want source! Bump Mofos

>>726529196
I call bs on you.
Current gf of 6 years always complains I'm too big. I'm hurting her.
She actively tries to avoid a full balls-deep push during sex. I just hit "the wall" and stretch it further back.
When I fuck up and that happens she almost always has tears in her eyes and I feel sorry.
Sucks.

>>726528930
is that a pornstar?

>>726519363
Must be a submissive cuck if the wife has her own room

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Obey the law

SOURCE OF OP'S WEBM?

>>726530272
Even spidey is butthurt at the size of this jungle monster

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>>726530432

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>>726530494

>>726519363
burn house down with them inside

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>>726519363
Ask the jews why theres a random white woman and black guy in my wifes room

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>>726530494
>spidey
Oh, you mean L from Netflix's live action Death Note?

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>>726520864

That must suck not being able to get an actual blowjob..............

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>>726530825
Are you that autistic?

Angel smalls is the chick

>>726520864
Source

>>726530897
Why do you say that?

>>726519363

Isn't that guy like 5"3 or something? and only looks big beside tiny pornstars like pic related?

>>726519363
>saunter into wife's room
>wife's room

This is the mentality of someone who never moved out of their parent's house. The moment you get your own place, it's "the bedroom" instead of "my room", "their room", etc.

>Enjoy your basement lair, Warlock.

>>726531119
wack away Jim, wack away

https://www.pornoeggs.com/watch?v=soETaqncXzR

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Wait quietly until tumblr gets tired of spamming /b

>>726519363
>Wife's room
A cuck from the beginning faggot anon

>>726519363
what the fuck is with his nipples?

>>726529982
Different people different bodys my man. Was with one girl who couldn't care less that my dick was ~8" and another who'd be crying if I go in more than half way for the first few minutes.

Thank you based spider-man for keeping this thread bumped to help shill for blacked <3

love you spidey

>>726519363
sauce?!?!?!

>>726519363
Wife has a room? You're doing it wrong.

>>726519363
>assuming we have actual wives

>>726519363
Wonder when my wife had the walls painted white.

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>>726531763
>>726531372

>>726531763
Thread hits limit and dies a quick death.

Spidey says you're welcome

>>726519363
Take pictures and go to divorce lawyer and make sure my prenup won't get thrown out.

>>726519363
Wonder why are the jews filming porn in my bedroom then figure out I am having a nightmare and wake up.

>>726523420
I second this. I'd simply join the both of them. We'd make that hoe feel special.

>>726530075
eva angelina, i believe

>>726519363
sauce?

>>726519363
Walk into room with an Armalite AR-15 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, and pump round after round into nigger and ex-wife.